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i lol at his misfortune. :’(
“Hooman shoe have an odour…” *loses consciousness”
ZOMG!!! An all dis taime I fot mai kittehs wuz jus asleep!!!
Dey go inna shoe, an sniiiiiifffff an play, den I look an dey be sweepin kittehs…. Mebbe is da lether smells???
Shoe cat is not amused.
“Is portal to other dimenshun!”
Shoo Hat Iz Too Hevvy
“if i cant see them, them cant see me….”
Sum peepul put foot in mouf, I put mouf in foot.
UR DOIN IT WRONG
All wrong.
Iz in yur Chucks, tastin’ yur bad flavur
is a shoe-in :p
Oh, Elvis. That’s ’60s Borscht Belt bad.
Grown calendar kittens still trying to live the dream are one of the world’s great sadnesses. The first step, as always, is recognizing the problem and asking for help.
I don’t get it, why are cats so WEIRD with shoes? All of our cats are freaks with shoes…stuffing their heads in them , marking them (with only face, thankfully)…
Is there something with our foot stank?
BTW, our cats seem a bit freakier with my shoes more than my hubby’s.
It’s gotta be somethin wif footstank. My Snickakitteh makes luv wif my slipperz, den gives me headbutts-in-da-foot wen i takes off shooz. Is cute but discurbing. Den he grabzez my sandalz by da straps and runz out of room wif shoo in mouf.
My Snickakitteh–az I have sed before–gotz issues.
i have one who’s nuts about shoes of any age. she’ll love a new shoe still in the box just as much as she does an old stinky one. it’s very cute.
Mine tu. When my gurlkitteh Bekka was teeny, she satz IN my shuz, all four feetz tukd in – now she tu big for dat she layz wiz her hed in teh shue, doin hed-rub an inhaling liek it sum kinda fiiine ambiyance.
Corse, she also like my feetz tu. She luvs them til she gets tu xcited and bites.
KOO-KOO KAT.
Oh, yeah, I have one that acts like my shoes are full of catnip! They’re also her favorite pillow!
I haf 3 iddiebiddiebaybee kittiz and all da timz dey beez leekin mah feets. jus likliklikliklikliklik….lyk is gud noms. i dunno. i gotz teh stnkfeets too. ew.
OMG it’s the dana plato of the kitten calender set
don’t let this happen to your kittens
Momma, doan let ur kittehs grows up 2 be Dana…
Cheezburger trap successful.
Peeeyew! Dis stinkiest Caturday portkey I ever smelt!
He gonna be a smelleelolcat now
Activated-charcoal cat is outgunned.
Or alternately,
I herd hyoominz talkin about “odor-eeterz”. Dere’z plenny of odor here, but I can’t figgr out how to eet it!!
WIN! I can jus see kitteh lik lik for like 3 hrs. Or hed in shoe goin nom nom wif invisble odur.
Ur pungency … i must hav it … *inhales deeply…goes insane*
Anyone heard from Tiny Cheeseburger (in Memory of Catburger) lately?
Nope. Hopin every fing ok.
me, 2. I emailded her but not heerz nuffin. Iz wurried. And not can do nuffin bowt it, neether.
Shes kepes goeing missung.
send search party !!! use shoe smelling cat in photo to hunt down tiny cheez !!!
I been wonderin for dayz bout her!! Hey, TC…if you r aroun’, let us no!!!
I’s haytes it wen one ov mah lolfrens allovasuddin is in2 disapeers. U allweighs wondur is dey OK’s? Or juss 2 bizzy?
Wonce ‘llisa sayd wee shud xchang numbirs or somfin. I tink dis nott baad eyedea.
Iz in fur dat. Howz teh bestest way too doo it? Oh! How boutz I cree8 a pryvit wiki an we can putz teh innfo an noe one kan seez ‘less u a membur?
Sownds purr-fict!
I’z all for it! I r PC tard so I not be da one to does it!
me too me too!!
K, ‘less dere anyee objekshun, I’z set sumfin up dis weekend foar the lolfrenz.
YAY!!!
GrooV, baB!
I iz for bein in, too.
yes, iz berra gud idea. speshully 4 da lolfrenz who beez da singelz peepls livin bai deyselvz. wud be nice ideea 2 be abl 2 chekz on dem and maik deyz feel gud and saferz 2! cownt me in plz. k thx bai.
mi 2!
sorry, shoulda been here. me to mee to!!
LOL!!1!!!1!one!1!!
Mary katherine cat gitz nervous she stik hed in ur shoe and ssnniiiiiiiif.
Soopastah!
ya thats gross, ya thats really gross….tee heee
Best prosthetic leg ever.
xcept mebbe needs to shave purrty bad.
I gets a kick outta u. . .
Narnia has a REALLY BAD flavor.
U sure dis is wardrobe?
OMG TOTAL WIN
Um, kitteh. Iz “The Cat in the Hat”…not shoo.
Alzo, in cayse yoo was wunnerin’. Iz “Green Eggs and Ham” not toona.
And the Shoe Monster claims another life
i can has odor-eaterz?
u cans BE odor eetrz
Dey wuz talkin about cheezy feets odur…
Nawt deh sayme az cheezburger, sillee kitteh.
i cans make yur shuws most comfy!
I can has steeky hed? No i doant wanna baf. I DOANT WANNA BAF!! NNOOOooooo
steenky. mornin fingers doant type so well.
I fink it werks bof wayz, ‘lissa!
phunnie, i red “sticky mornin fingers doant type so well” . . .
and i LOL’d . . .
stanky shoe..not good replacement fer kitteh hed, not snorgly at all!
Kitteh on teh prowl
Stoic gard’z Akilleez Heel
teh Hewmin Stinkfoot
Teh tunnel openz
Sharp clinging dampness aboundz
Kitteh breeves in deep
Fur twistz an slydz
Pawz probe as teh tunnel swellz
Kitteh Nirvana
Jack.
Um. Ew.
Look at me, Im crazy Shoo Hed Kat
Now gimme some cheezburgr!!!!
smells like teen SUMfing…
In Soviet Russian…the shoe wears you.
Another of Dr. Frankenstein’s creations gone wrong…
it’s a failed cloning experiment for UGG boots !!! LOL’S
That was one of my first thoughts… the UGGs
Kitteh looks for “Toe-cheeze burger”
Eww… I kinda grossed myself out with that. LOL
*hork*
Major Pleh, reportin fur doody!
tuk teh wurdz riet owta ma @$$
Yoo can talkz frum yooz @$$???
…he got toe-jam football ….
…he got feet down below his knees,
hold u in his armchair – you can feel his disease…
COME TOGETHR, RITE NOW … OVR ME!
wai i sudinly wants sel-fone now?
Hop rite ovr to Abbey Road an getchur selv won, then!
thx Meno…u made the original comment a little less pleh 4 me! If u can sings it, iz not so bad.
“one and one and one make…”
“three, sir.”
(mixing my genruhs…is dat ok?)
yelo sumbareen uv antyok?
Gross is phunnie. dat’s phunnie rite dere. i duuna kere who ya r!
Im in ur limburger shoo….DO NOT WANT!
Kittehs pretendn to be a sok
“It’s a trap!”
im in ur converse… bein emo
Is smell funny. Yash yur feets!
I can has endorsement contrakt?
LOLCAT: the new dancing hamster.
LOLCat the latest internet trend? Much like the hamster dance?
LOLcats are usually pictures with a cat or any other animal which have a caption on them usually written in white impact font, describing the picture. The picture being described is written…
Y dis wurk 4 Mario???
I are fuzzy sock!
I’s in yer shoo eatsin yer toe jams.
disgusting win ov day
Oh Hi,
Tryin to walk uh Mile in yours!
Lyk ur screen naem!
I wuz tryin to get my peeples attenshun and dey sed “SHOO!”
So here I iz.
Voltron kitty! Where are the other 4?
Yeah, we neeeeed da Defender ov Da Uneeeverse!!
An I’ll form da hed?
Hay! Hoo tirned off da lite?
**BREAKING NEWS**
This proves that the abominal snow man exists. Apparently he wears sneakers and is missing the lower half of one leg.
Ewww and dat cud be truz…U’s made me to luuk up agin and dat tail luks lyk icky ripped parts frum dah Bumbable dude.
No getz it yet? I iz Italy!
yu is da boot top!
thass sahsilly!
u shuld teem up w/ michigan then you is teh boot and teh mitten
kant heer fone…waz I pikked in nba draft??!!
hatez to tel u dis kitteh, usis aboot 6 feet too shorts
Sevurrd leg uv .
Pore, poar, puppeh.
kitteh! I had those shoes!
Yes, kitteh. I knows.
“Want to kick teh doggeh’s ass.”
Dis is not da way.
pull d udr wun.
doggeh, prepare for de feet,
ur ass iz pavement..
http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p96/sarahgerke/?action=view¤t=shooz.jpg
silly kitteh
I’ve fallen for (you) head over heels ! hehehe
How com dis makes Mario teh winnar? NOT WORKNG!!
it should say something like “hi im johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass”
New hat sux, kent evn lift
yarr I tis a sok
” teh bedroomies arr nise and itz roomy enuff but…… im not shurr abowt teh smell”
*takes cat out* *kitteh ish ded