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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
Alice Shortcake

“Hooman shoe have an odour…” *loses consciousness”

B!

ZOMG!!! An all dis taime I fot mai kittehs wuz jus asleep!!!

Dey go inna shoe, an sniiiiiifffff an play, den I look an dey be sweepin kittehs…. Mebbe is da lether smells???

 
 
Kristin

Shoe cat is not amused.

 
fishamaphone

“Is portal to other dimenshun!”

 
Mike Redding

Shoo Hat Iz Too Hevvy

 
Lightcutter

“if i cant see them, them cant see me….”

 
Jammies

Sum peepul put foot in mouf, I put mouf in foot.

 
 
Flo

Iz in yur Chucks, tastin’ yur bad flavur

 
Seward

Oh, Elvis. That’s ’60s Borscht Belt bad.

 
 
Sabriand

Grown calendar kittens still trying to live the dream are one of the world’s great sadnesses. The first step, as always, is recognizing the problem and asking for help.

Lucy's mommeh

I don’t get it, why are cats so WEIRD with shoes? All of our cats are freaks with shoes…stuffing their heads in them , marking them (with only face, thankfully)…
Is there something with our foot stank?
BTW, our cats seem a bit freakier with my shoes more than my hubby’s.

Gladys

It’s gotta be somethin wif footstank. My Snickakitteh makes luv wif my slipperz, den gives me headbutts-in-da-foot wen i takes off shooz. Is cute but discurbing. Den he grabzez my sandalz by da straps and runz out of room wif shoo in mouf.

My Snickakitteh–az I have sed before–gotz issues.

InfamousQBert

i have one who’s nuts about shoes of any age. she’ll love a new shoe still in the box just as much as she does an old stinky one. it’s very cute.

 
 
Duffy

Mine tu. When my gurlkitteh Bekka was teeny, she satz IN my shuz, all four feetz tukd in - now she tu big for dat she layz wiz her hed in teh shue, doin hed-rub an inhaling liek it sum kinda fiiine ambiyance.
Corse, she also like my feetz tu. She luvs them til she gets tu xcited and bites.
KOO-KOO KAT.

 
Biggie Fries

Oh, yeah, I have one that acts like my shoes are full of catnip! They’re also her favorite pillow!

 
daisycat

I haf 3 iddiebiddiebaybee kittiz and all da timz dey beez leekin mah feets. jus likliklikliklikliklik….lyk is gud noms. i dunno. i gotz teh stnkfeets too. ew.

 
 
stendhalismo

OMG it’s the dana plato of the kitten calender set

don’t let this happen to your kittens

Flartus

Momma, doan let ur kittehs grows up 2 be Dana…

 
 
 
MargeAggedon

Cheezburger trap successful.

 
Patrick

Peeeyew! Dis stinkiest Caturday portkey I ever smelt!

He gonna be a smelleelolcat now

 
Gladys

Activated-charcoal cat is outgunned.

Gladys

Or alternately,

I herd hyoominz talkin about “odor-eeterz”. Dere’z plenny of odor here, but I can’t figgr out how to eet it!!

Melissa

WIN! I can jus see kitteh lik lik for like 3 hrs. Or hed in shoe goin nom nom wif invisble odur.

 
 
 
Menopaws

Ur pungency … i must hav it … *inhales deeply…goes insane*

Menopaws

Anyone heard from Tiny Cheeseburger (in Memory of Catburger) lately?

Melissa

Nope. Hopin every fing ok.

scarletkitty

me, 2. I emailded her but not heerz nuffin. Iz wurried. And not can do nuffin bowt it, neether.

stendhalismo

send search party !!! use shoe smelling cat in photo to hunt down tiny cheez !!!

 
 
 
 
CrazyOldLady

I been wonderin for dayz bout her!! Hey, TC…if you r aroun’, let us no!!!

 
catt butt squirrel butt

I’s haytes it wen one ov mah lolfrens allovasuddin is in2 disapeers. U allweighs wondur is dey OK’s? Or juss 2 bizzy?
Wonce ‘llisa sayd wee shud xchang numbirs or somfin. I tink dis nott baad eyedea.

Lisa

Iz in fur dat. Howz teh bestest way too doo it? Oh! How boutz I cree8 a pryvit wiki an we can putz teh innfo an noe one kan seez ‘less u a membur?

 
Melissa

I’z all for it! I r PC tard so I not be da one to does it!

 
 
Lisa

K, ‘less dere anyee objekshun, I’z set sumfin up dis weekend foar the lolfrenz.

 
 
scarletkitty

I iz for bein in, too.

 
Jeanie

yes, iz berra gud idea. speshully 4 da lolfrenz who beez da singelz peepls livin bai deyselvz. wud be nice ideea 2 be abl 2 chekz on dem and maik deyz feel gud and saferz 2! cownt me in plz. k thx bai.

 
 
whiskers

sorry, shoulda been here. me to mee to!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

Mary katherine cat gitz nervous she stik hed in ur shoe and ssnniiiiiiiif.

 
birdaah

ya thats gross, ya thats really gross….tee heee

 
 
 
Shan

Best prosthetic leg ever.

Flartus

xcept mebbe needs to shave purrty bad.

 
 
doctorcat

I gets a kick outta u. . .

 
Seward

Narnia has a REALLY BAD flavor.

U sure dis is wardrobe?

 
 
Lisa

Um, kitteh. Iz “The Cat in the Hat”…not shoo.

Alzo, in cayse yoo was wunnerin’. Iz “Green Eggs and Ham” not toona.

 
D.R.

And the Shoe Monster claims another life

 
 
Duffy

Dey wuz talkin about cheezy feets odur…

scarletkitty

Nawt deh sayme az cheezburger, sillee kitteh.

 
 
tribble

i cans make yur shuws most comfy!

 
Melissa

I can has steeky hed? No i doant wanna baf. I DOANT WANNA BAF!! NNOOOooooo

Melissa

steenky. mornin fingers doant type so well.

scarletkitty

I fink it werks bof wayz, ‘lissa!

Pittypat

phunnie, i red “sticky mornin fingers doant type so well” . . .
and i LOL’d . . .