BOO!!!
…did i skeerd u?
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I rubs may earz fur luks!!1
Kitteh skard me!
i go crii
EEk! Me askeerdeded nowwwww!
Yess, littel kitteh. U skeerd meh wiff da kewt!
No, bebbee, you is sploded me. I is ded of cuteness. De end.
*thud*
Heer noe ebil.
must. snorgle. teh. belly.
it cans be hugs tiem RIYT NOW razzumfrazzer!
Fricaseein’ rass rabbit?
O Hai, I has a quesjun -
How you snorgle teh kittebellehs witout gettin lascermitated? All my kittehs hads teh great klaws!!!
Yu must be oblivious to pain, Grasshopper! Some theengs are much wurth teh sacrifice! An snorgglin that belleh wud be so wunnerful!!!!
An’ sidz, wunce kitteh lokz on, him makz a fashunubul hat!
wel, u trim teh klawz as bes u cans, den u givs up an jus livs wit teh lasmerashins.
lurrrve hurtz.
Ooooooo, ooooooo, luv hurtz
i DEFNITLY not drunks enuf fr DAT one.
tanks fr chering
oog
U started it!
o snap.
bandayds.
and starting dem on da claw-clippin rooteen REAL erly. gots to go innerduce a e-monf old to dat ritshual in a liddle while. wish me luk.
gud luk! Hissssssss! Leave ma klaws awone. I needz ‘em to fend off purrreditors!
gee, i used to be a purreditor. and a typesitter, too….
repurrt bak:
i fout da claws,
and da claws won…
My kitteh will jes roll obber an begh fur teh tummy snorgle.
One must bee verwy carrfuwl ov teh kitteh drool when snorgling OC.
She turns inta a fawcet. drip drip drip
drool kitteh! I hadda a fren who hadda kitteh u give her pettin an she wud drool loki crazee! Jus lik some kittehs ifn u skrach teh butt, dey chew teh pawz or lik lik lik like summaone give ‘em peenut butterz.
Oh yeah, I gotz wun of tehm slobberkatz. She like to lay on my chest and purrr an drool. I tink it be sumthin about thinkin about ther mommiez.
Mah beeg baybee bouy, Armani, lyks 2 lied neckt 2 meh an kneed meh an purr an drul. I’s b luvings it so mutch. It has ‘doorabull.
Awl uv my kittehs haz lyked to haz der bellees snorgled. Annie kitteh will nawt let me hold her, but she layz besyde me at nite in bed speshally to gitz her bellee rubbed. Iz wun uv her faborit tings. Uv corse, during playtime, belly rubbing iz den for pretend to kik me and bite me and such, but she haz trubbles keepin is up. She forgitz deh play part and starts purrin and stretchin and sayin Moar Mummah, Moar!!
Tankees, o wizeunz!!! I soon to b werin deh kittehhat wit teh tail in front and teh drewl in back! An teh many bandijos! I will b snorglin wit impoomitie!!
U red me thawts, Sally!
Such a kewt bebe!!!
You too cute to skarded peoples…
So cute I skeered myself.
Coral
what skeered me is that amorphous wad of flesh in the upper left corner of the picture. what exactly body part iz that?
it’s the fleshwad, duh…
Iz teh skientiffical termitenolgie??
yez! i nows cos i is dermtaloligist.
FTW!
I gots fleshwad in da same plehce… iz fat lady upperarm plehce…. lotsa fleshwad der….
Iz called “batwings” …won moar crak an I swoopz down an drink yur bluuud…*thwip*
No, is called “bingo wings.”
I have ‘em too, dammit.
Duzznt we awl? Wen I wuz littul gurl, I had pinanao teecher who had BIG wuns. So big I wuz skeered of dem hittin me in deh hed when she reecheded owt and poynted to deh music. Dey wuz long and reel flappy. Wuz stuff of nitemayres. rly. srsly.
I thinx iz a pilloh, akshully…has poka dottz dat lookink lyk naztee pimpulls n moals.
sumbunys arm?
Ees an elbow I fink…
I tinkz U rite. Iz L bo wiz poynt hidn N pillo.
OFF TOPICK COOLNISS!!11:
ICHC iz wun uv EmEssEnn’s 100 graytist blogs!
http://tech.msn.com/news/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=5051140&page=6
yez… an riet undar dat othr blog, too
Wowza! Far farkin’ out, dude … hay, cud combyn em an get Cute Cheezburger.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5 hearts fur … all of us!!!
…er, maek that 5 hearts … an won to grow on (got heart happy cos all xcitd…)
cute, oberloaded cheezburger. boggles da mind.
2albeefpatyspeshulsawsletixsqueeeeeeespicculzunjunsonnasezmaseedBUNNEH!
is so wrong…
now will youse tell me where da CaLiCo meeting iz?
sure, as soon as sum feral purrgrammer gets togethfur wif da techy cali-cat and makes a web purresence fur dem!
CALICOOOOOOOOO!
kitteh is casting teh cheezburger spell…furst she stuns u wif the kyoot, den she turns u into gyant cheezburger.
then she eats you – of course. NOMMED BY KITTENS
hey, that could be a band – like “moist towellette” or “shirley temple of doom”
… or “lavese las manos and his tiny orchestra”, of course
der rily is band cald “trampld by turkles” — is can play bloogras an is frum saem stayt as me.
Gimmesoda is PRYM bloogras contry.
Favrit band nam of all tyme: The Butthole Surfers.
gimmesoda? dat’s just down da rode frum minnSNOWta, rite? hee hee.
ur acxint funneh.
yeah, i frum upskate mew yawk orijinly
Dat must be wy dis process cheez slice on mah hed. I thot i wuz doin’ it rong.
no, u not doin anithing wrung-dat’s da firs step in da cheezburgurin processs. start wif da cheez, an if uz dont notis dat, den slowly u begins to tunr inno buns on top and bottoms, an dden eber so sloowly wifout u noticin da burger appeers see? din u is cheezburger redy for kitteh nom nom nom!
Gr8 wizzrd KITTEH pripayrz 2 kast teh ZahmB Spel. Awl hu seez itz wil Bcum hiz purr petchool slayvz. Dey wil bryng hym offryngz ov jeusee chzburgrs (nawt 2 dun, plz; KITTEH wantz teh tayst, so muzt B rahr ahr mayB meedyum – an lawtz chz, noe un-yunz r othr nastee veggeez 4 hym), goormai tuna
U getz ryt awai? kthxbai
O noes. I iz posten N zombi mohd aginz. Ow cud I miz *calico*??!!1! Skuze mi whyl I goz bak 2 bedz till woke (noks hed on wal)
AGHHH! ICHC is mentshinned on mentalfloss.com TU!
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/5233
DAIR EVWYWAIR – RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!11!
Hey….dat wuz where I founded yu guys!! Thx to MentalFloss!!!! And much props tu Teh Burgers…..Cheeze, Tofu, et al…….take anuther bow!!!
Huffington Post had ICHC on theer BuzzFeed sum months bak, so I went from rantin n ravin bout politiks to squeein an snorglin … dis MUCH betta!
no kitting. i used to wurry bout effuryting, now i can just laff.
Ware haz u been? Laffing witout me?
we had storms fur a WHOLE day, no cheezburgers at all, at all.
Mez 2. Butt now I noes noe mattr how bad iz duh day, der cheezburgers at hom. Burgers will konquer all!
An den r lifes will bee much happier!
wayt a sec.
“FlumpedOut” iz ver good screenaem. is cat thyng 2do.
Yes cuz if i keeps lookin, BaaBOOM! *sigh* ( picks up hed peeses on da floor, hubz hep put back togever)
eyp…I just hate when that happenz!!
I iz terryfied! It must bee hugz tiem naow fr to comfert mie!
OMG! You afrightened me
No. I iz not skared.
But I iz attrakted by
Tummeh cutenez raiz.
Mor lik BLINDED by the raiz.
*zwaAAAMMMM, zwaaAAAAMMMM*
the raies of kyootness wut sploded mah hed…they r comin ur way!
i rates yah a 5 thingies fer dat, i hate cutes! makes me die.. cute is poisen!
cute nest shoudl be nuked!
ok. if u carys nook, i splodes it fr u.
i miet dos it erly tho.
“at you”, yes? ;o)
i think yes……
I IS SCARED OF TEH HARBLS@2@1!!11
Invizibul barbell
I wuz petrifyde by da multi-kullured toepads
Heerz all my toezes fer ’spekshun. I gots free toesez.. er…sebun…. or ‘lebbun.
othrz kan snorgl bellee if wantz. didn dem C hur gotz blak bellt? I skeerd ov dat.
I wantz tikl teh tozez. An den I tikl hurz noze wit hurz tayl. Kittehs luvz 2 playz wit taylz dat wai.
Mah fluffiniss. Let me show U it.
[invisible brgrz]
Bof mah kittehs has wite tummehs but wif a belt liek dis wun has goin’ akross tummeh and dat matches teh stripes an patjes on dere backses. Mebbe tehy is rilly all wite furr unnerneaf an wears furr coatz held on wif belt?
Bad kittehs. Fur iz murdir!
Insted of tuxedo kitteh, dis is sport-coat kitteh.
Az Jimmy (not Warren) Buffet wud say, “A white sport coat an a pink crustacean…”
lacey susan grins frum ear to ear: anothfur liddle CaLiCo member! werld dominayshun getting closer and closer to realitee
NEENER, tinyone
Neener, neener, neener
Cuuuuuuuute!
das it? dont u get tired iv cute? i yam so tired ov cute!
NEFER gets tierd of CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!
If uz getz tierd of Kyoot, u iz @ the wrong plaze!
AMEN!
Leht AWL teh Churrrch sai aaayymen.
An doan furgit “Halle-loo-yah”
WATSIT 2YA?!
Yees, I almohst felded frum de cher…My heartz be beetin’ like cresy!!1
No, sersly, yuz tu cute tu scare peoplez
course, mebbe we shud let her tink she’s skeering us–it mite be impurrtant to her to tink she feerce, aftpurr all…..
oh. my. i. so. afeerd. ob. you. liddle. kittun. ::: faints ::::
kitty looks like shes being flung backwards, like in that julianna moore sci fi movie – the disappeared? – except the aliens flung kitty into the couch instead of the sky. HALP !!! the alien forcefield, it haz me !!!
I forgot the sound effect:
SQUEEEEEeeeee…
ai iz on yer cowch
doin’ mai jayne fawnduhs
an uh wun
an uh tew
mebee if u has teeeny tineee rore, i be skeered. can iz hear teeny tinee roar?
*mreep!*
“Rawr – I eez a beeg scawy tigwurr…feawr me!!!!1!”
dat wuz reallee originul!
” … an den da beeg monstur caymes at meh lyk dis!”
i r hypnotyzing u wif my powerz
Yeh, I has strang compulshin 2 smoo on teh tummie, but I is skeered to gets mouf fulla kitteh fuzz.
pleh pleh pleh
Mebbe smoo on teh nosie insted.
Jus don’ were teh ChapStik on ur lips b4 teh snorgle!
*sticky pleh*
That iz nasty! Doan appli lipgloss be4 ridin motorsickl, neithr; bugz stik to it (teh lipgloss, not teh motorsickl…)
An don grin 2 much on motorsickle, neether. How u can tell a happy motorsickle rider? By teh bugs on himz teefs.
(You knew it was coming)
I don want a pikkle, just to want ryde on my motor
sickl.
An i doan wan a tickle, I’d rather ride on mah motorsickle!!!
an’ i don’t wanna die, i just wanna ri….
on mai modo sy . . .
…CUL!
20 solid minitz of win
Ardo Guttree wivs!!! squeeeeee!
and dey sez moosik not unite peeps! (or, fur da dyslexics, dat it not untie we)
Halp! I’z getin shquised by teh fleshwad! Halp!
no u iznt.
i rescu yu enywaes.
Napz Tyme iz teh Best
Kitteh’z Battereez re charje
Reddy for teh Night!
Beehynd Kitteh’z eyes
Wundress fingz happen, cuz dreemz
don’t diskrimminayt
Kitteh opinz eyez
Teh Wurld stawpz to tayk a luk
Keewtnezz oberwelmz
Jack.
ur hyku impruv
consintraet ur emoshun
down tu jus dis siyz
dis oneub yoar bestest, jack WIN!
dis be so ful ob honor! mai sumishun gotz a pome frum jack!! mai dai iz nao cumpleet. k thx bai
O
M
G
Great, I think my head just exploded…from too much cute..
but that is the cutest, CUTEST kitteh I ever did see.
Want greatly to smoosh dat tummy..
kp
Invisible thigh mastr
Kitteh has hard taim danceen to the “Invisible karaoke”…
I is a goalie, I can has pads now pls?
Also: “Invisible Soccer Ball” werks. ^^
*last words before dies of teh cute…* *BOOM!*
silly kitteh, I sees you alreddy gots pads on all 4 feetses
O ah c now, tanks ^^
Unbearable Cuteness of Being a kitteh!
I splode an die now *sprwkh* bleh I m ded!
“911, wut is yur amerjensee?”
“I has oberdosed on cute.”
“Pleeze dscrybes dis? How wuz de cute injestid?”
“I saw… a kittin tryin ta skares me.”
“We gots an ambulinse on way, stat.”
“U saivd my lyfe.”
but now sum idjit gonna akshually mayke dis call, you know….
i iz terrafyed. i iz going to hid undr the bed nao
Mesmerizing kitteh is mesmerizing…
“U r in mah powerz…U will give meh teh squooshyfudz nao…”
i need your scaring skills kitteh:’( i have 5 mice in the house!
dis kitteh too teeny fer eetin micez. micez wud terrorfy icklebickle kitteh.
(I, too, am ded of kyoot.)
boo! skered you tooz!
“Invisable Peek-a-Boo Blanky”
I needz ta snorgle teh kittah bellay. I iz skeered of teh powah of teh kittay bellay!
That is the most adorable kitty I have ever seen! What a beauty!
First prize for the cutiest kitty of the day.
For the win!!!
sumwun shud maek up akronim fr dis
hmm
Hallowen cat is skary
he so cute! i wanna rub belly!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
EEEEEEEEK!!!!! Oh iz just a cute kitteh, goochy, goochy, goo!