All I can say is dat my life is pretty plain.
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blind melon — no rain (youtube) … this ar one of mah favrit kareeoke songz (thx nige for link)
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I is bee girl!
patti we is all bee girl… looken for place were peeple understandz us and understanz our danse. We all looken for our own beehive. took old ronniecat 40+ yeerz to find herz – but everybuddyz beehive is out dere. just gotta find it.
ICHC is place were speshul groop of peeple is findin there inner bee girl. We all diffrent and sumwat crazy but all understanz each udder.
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I tried to say “I hartz ICHC for dat reesen, but post got cutted off. I had a thot but ICHC eated it
I bet 99% of people don’t get this one
updated with nige’s link!!
Oh noes! I gotted it right awayz… Is I speshul, or is I just old? Akshully, I sawed teh capshun furst, and wuz ANTICIPATIN a bee kitty!
I would hope that anyone born before like 1984ish would get this.
yah, iz purty obvious to me.
i getted it. iz mus be old too
I be a teen ( born in teh 1989′z) and I gets it, Now I’z singing the song to the annoyance of my kitteh, he’s an avid rap fan. =(
What if you’re born WAY before 1984? I didn’t get it, and I was in college in 1984.
i not getted it neithfur, but i wented to da yutubey which be rapidly catching me up on all i’be missed (?) while lissening to bagpipe music and playing wif kits….
UTube, bagpipez n kittehs … thas sum combo …
1984 – gud greef, waz outta kollege, wurking, and halfway outta 1st marrage, tu.
hear iz sum halp.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Melon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_Girl
3rd try is da charm?
hear iz sum halp.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_Girl
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Melon
Tank oo. I will haz to luk at teh vedio nex week wen I iz home frum dogsitng. I no haz access to teh Intarwebs in teh evenink, an I no haz speekurz heer at teh owfiss.
But if iz frum musick vedio, it wud splain y I don unnerstand. I kwit watchin MTV loooooong time ago, wen dey stopt shoing vedios an did awl thayre stoopid kartunes and “rality” shoze insted. Mose musick vedios are teh suck ennyways, cuz thay only consert clips or unnerdrest hos doin da bump-n-grinde.
*sigh* i haz to agreez wif u…i members wen every teenybopper in town stayed inside to watch wen “Thriller” premeered on teh MTV (v smawl town). No moar videos wurth teh attenshun todeh.
i has Thriller video on VHS dat i taped off teh TV.
mtv? whut dat? yes, onwy kidding, but….
Oh, I so totally did, Andre.
Yeah, don’t despair. It would seem that not all lolcat fans are teens.
nope. we is older than you thinks.
song stuck i mai head now too.
i getted it. fank u, now song stuk in mah hed. oh noes.
not all internets peeplz r dum
I’m one of the 99%… but then again I am an incredibly miserable old git.
Iz not sayaiyaiyaiyaiyain.
mai hoomanz drezz me up lieks dis, mai lyfe is not dat playne…
Go ahed, laff…I peed on yur bed!
LOL!
…”ah luvz watchin teh kittiz drezz lyk beez
an’ awl ah kan du iz sharpin mah klawz too
an’ hak up harball stew
not so grate, akshulie…”
ROFLMAO!
purrrrrfect!
Harball stew. hmmmm. I teh phunnie yes?
Iz teh phunnie.
OMF. Swarm’n'Fuzzy b moar competishun 4 Bunways. iz bee pussin for awl out warren ticket prysingz.
to all those who don’t get it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA
Thanks a lot!! I didn’t get it. Now I see how cute this really is.
ah just wants sumwon to say to me
o o o o
i’ll always be der wen u wake…
hee! bees foar da win!
mi hoomin iz gunna GET it wen ey git owtta diz teeng!
bee cat iz snot amused.
Doan wori…bee hapi.
dam if i sez it u cans slap meh RIET HEER
(les get dis party startid ryt!)
PE retort to McFerrin FTW!!!
Dat kitteh dont gotz da worriez, but he defnitly dont BEEz happeh, neever….
Wherez da flowrz at?
Oh, dat iz wun pised cat.
“I mayd yoo hunniez, but I eated it”
I actually snorked aloud at that one. This thread is becoming my favorite thing of the day.
Glad to make you snork (as long as snork doesn’t mean vomit–LOL)
Hamlet Kitteh sayz, “To beez or noes to beez??”
U aldwayds be der wen I wake? Can U bring cheezburger? like room servbice?
An pour sum tea for 2…. Naw, make dat beef boolyawn for 2 insted!!!
Makin de 1 small tep 4 mankynd. I bzzz aldrn!
“and all i can doo is eat cheezburg-er to stay awake…”
LOL
Blind Melon FTW!!!!!!
“… I likez watchin teh pudlz gathar rayne!”
Kitteh tail in “angry” position. Hoomin life in danger.
“U tink dis teh funneh? I showz u funneh…when I poop in ur shoez tonite”
Exackly what I thought-Somwun looz body part 2nite. U pick wich wun!
yesh, TB. hoomins can has bandaids soon. kitteh will eats ur fambly. u wayt.
Shannon Hooncat sez Juss sayz no to drugzez. (Also to bad costumez, as they make kitteh pizzed off.)
Poor bee-kitteh. Wai cuter tahn bee-girl, tho!!
!!!!win wiv da vischuss
dis wah shannon hoon naw ded.
u lurf teh flowrs, i geev u na-so-nex for ur allergeez kk?
it’s not sane, it’s not saaaaaane
Snerk! Cough, cough, cough. Wotr up noz and onto keebord. LOL!
Amz I a beee named Kat? Orz…a kat named Beee?
Help!!!! Amz confused…identify krisis big time!!!
solipsizm kitteh iz dreeming of butterflyz, or being a butterfly…..or sumpting….
I kNOW! If kitteh flaps himz wingz, he make hurrycane somewhere else!
ok, probably one of the best ever.
Bee kitteh is gonna be in cahoots wif dis kitteh. For this, you die in your sleep. Dey gonna be acomplisses.
best ichc ever!
DAS MY FRENDZ KAT HIS NAME IS SMUDGE
owr condolinses bout ur frend.
An yer frenz’s naym iz “Mud” if himz kitteh haz ennyfing tu sey bout it.
wer da rayn? derz no rayn!
I lykz watchin ze puttlz gather ze rainz
Hai – burgers made the news here in Australia
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21988724-2,00.html
Yay – I am such a fan of ur site – now you will have many more Aussie fans – I might be one of the first few that ordered the buttons tho?
Oz Kitteh loves ur site too – she has smoos and answers to lolcat – no cheezburgers tho she iz bit chubby
kthnksbai
Yay! Glad u r here! Iz fun, we meet everbuddy!
I iz in L.A., we don’t gather no rayne here, tho…..
Hellooooo, Oz!
How duz lolspek soun in ’strine?
Dey bees studyin’ us?
Now i skeered.
Dat iz deh berry weerd stuff, huh? Y dey bees studyin’ us? We dooz sumfin rong? Sumfin rite? WTF?
“The trend has baffled but intrigued language experts, who say the terms could be a way for internet users to demonstrate their understanding of web culture.”
ur enterin teh twylite zoanz.
i dosnt noes anyting abut do innarwebs-i jus duz wats oder peepls do
Yah, dat’s web kulchoor aight!!!
if lovin lolspeak is rong, i dont want 2 be rite!!!1!
yah i haz a digree in lingwistiks, but i havnint even tryed to fink abowt teh blah blah implicashuns blah blah social blah blah grup idennidy blah blah.
iz jest funz, k??!!
i pleh in teh general direkshuns of teh studeeyings.
Dere be tu kines of peeples: dem taht getz lolcatz widout thinkin about it, and dem dat thinkz about lolcatz widout gettin it.
Wen I firs seed teh cheezburger, my onlee thot wuz, “Oboy! Silleh kittehs! Kan I play?” Now I discuver I wuz demonstrating my understanding of web culture. I didn mean tu. I is embarrezed.
Welkum OZ ‘n Kitteh!!
For dis, you die in ur sleep.
I think this might need the bold italics
FOR DIS, YOU DIE IN UR SLEEP
LOL, stend, reminded me of the big tall thingie on Venture Bros:
IGNORE ME!!!
LOL!
whowhut? the bodyguard?
no, da steve carrell character in 20 min to midnite, i tink… the knight from ni looking dood.
“IGNORE ME!!!!” lol!!!
In ur sleep, i will pollin8 u … u bee sorree neow!
Mush agree. Kittah no is ver happee wif dis umfortune turn of vents. Him eerz is awmos strait bak. Mush no guud sine foar hoomans
OH NOES, look out, kitteh is gonna pee on crowd :O
(I was at that concert!)
)
(Shane Hoon was a good musician
all i can say iz that my lyf iz perttie playne
i lyke watchen the puddles gather rane
nd all i can do iz jus poor sum tea four too
nd speeke my point o view
butt itz not sane, itz not sane
i jus want sum 1 to say 2 meh
i`ll always be theire when u wayke
ya no i’d lyke to keep my cheeks dry 2dae
so stay wit me and i’ll has it mayde
nd i dunt understend y i sleep all dae
nd i start 2 complayne that they’rez no rane
nd all i can do iz read a book to stay awayke
nd it rips my lyfe away, but itz a great eskape
eskape……eskape……eskape……
all i can say iz that my lyfe iz perttie playne
ya dunt lyke my point of view
ya think i’m insayne
itz not sane……itz not sane
Bee kitteh will sting yuo
Mad bee sez “Honey This!” Wit apropryate jeschure.
haha! Yet ‘nuthr usage for Happytail! Maybe they been givin us “the tail” all along!
All teh tyme we be thinkin it meen “Mama i lubs u,” when iz rilly “up urz up urz!?”
Nooooooo!
They r diabolical, i tell u!
Dat so funnee, Meno.
Duz ennywun else beez wunderin how dey got dat cat in dat suit? Wuz der anesthesia involveded?
afferwards. 4 teh hyoomin.
I iz got ur hunnee rite here, buddeh
haha i totally got it w/ no help at all. i grew up with that song! i wanted to be the bee!
Kitteh woz yung an neaded the hunny.
…an’ was influenced by hive mentality…
…but now iz tryin to queen self up…
srsly, tho…. How did Ne one get dis kitty in der? Shove kitteh’s head up da bee butt, then velcro him in der? Must be strong kinda hooman…..
Kitteh prolly ok wivvit until hoomans laffed at him… den he get all mad earz an embarass tail….
Hoomanz will suffer….
I beez berry sorree, B! I asked dis sayme ? up abuve, did not see dis comment first. Plse excuze? Kthxbai!
woked up dat way aftpurr being speutered? dat’d be da onliest way one ob MINE’d eber get into an outfit liek dat, letmetellyoudis!
Cosplaying Cat is cosplaying
oooo bay-bee, bay-bee,
ooo bay-bee, bay-bee,,,
I got nuttin.
Too funny!
i kilr b
i zting yu
lol ztingz!! Sry that a joke in mah howzhold, yay. Dis elfinugget, btw.
Elfi? New screen name?
no, Hogarf is lolspouse to Elfi
It not luk lyke u, Elfi. Haz hubby tayken ovah u? I iz wayvin to u. /\/\/\/\/\/\
it elfi in her bee kostoom!
Hogarf, get off da puter an put Elfi bak on!!
u maded me LOL…evver the mommi u r!!
Kitteh de hafl-a-bee?
hlf azleep upon mai nee?
Frenz don’t let frenz dress up kittehs in stoopid outfits…dey deserves mor respeck.
Epic win!
Is so much win! Kitteh looks teed off tho.
zomg! heather da bee gurl for da win!! woo!
I think this is one of the best ones in quite a while! Made me snarfle my cereal!!
I DO NOT LYK MAH OWNERZ POYNT OV VEEYEW. I FINK DEY INSANE.
Dis not sane. Dis not sa-ane.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha
i hated that song when it first came out, but, this… this makes it SOOOOOO worth having had to hear it back in the day.
i’d radder bee nekkid, thx vry mch.
I love it!!!!!!!
Best. Caption. Ever.
I can has 1 hit wundur?
kitteh is plottin murder. never sleep agin.
Hmph. “Bee” nuthin. I iz hornet and yu iz ded.
Hahaha dis pic has much win!!! >.
Oh Noes! It r a killah bee dey been warnin us about alla dees yeers. Lookit da eeevvviil onna himz face. RUN!
Dressing up a cat in a bee costume is not sane.
And your point would be??????????????????????????????
keen powers ob da obveeous, ya tink?
I wuz underwhelmed
Y U dress me up?
Mai fur wurkz jus fyne, thank U
Vellkro?…. Do Not Want!
Kitteh lukz sillee
Nawt Majesstik or Fearsum
Myte needz Therrapist
Hoo dezinez tihs stuff?
I not a Happy Kitteh
My Hewminz will pay!
Jack.
i luv teh kitteh assershun that r onlee 2 acceptable ways fur kitteh to appeers: majesstik or fearsum.
Sillee? Kitteh do not want!
Duz dis kitteh-bee haz deh tallent of prevyus beez?
Dat iz, can dis kitteh-bee mayke just ONE antenna go rownd and rownd and rownd til u fallz ovah laffin?
And duz he “buzz off”? Iz ok, u noes, everbuddee duz it. Nawt to be maykin deh fun, unless u is celing cat, den U needz to buzz off!
But gets hunnee on da sheets!!
it be ok bee kitteh… ur lief iz not plane rly.
bee kitteh luk liek ma kitteh Buster minuses teh bee paert.
killer bee kitteh sez “BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
I challenge anyone under the age of 30 to get that one
LOL, Crapture – I had same thought. But I is ways over 30.
I iz, tu. But I doan get dis one, eethur.
I admit, I iz teh skware wen it coms to poplur culcher.
I’s 35, so i wuz just a little kid back then…
iz old John Belushi (you know, the funny one) bit from Caturday Niet Lyv bak in teh 70’s
wuz prt of teh “Weekend Update” segments on okayzhun
Aha! I nebber wachded SNL, ethur. Wen I wuz kid, wuz on tu late (mumma maded us go tu bed at rezonable hower). An wen I wuz old enuf to wach watever I wantted, SNL wuzn’t funnee no moar.
Iz relayted cause dey also used 2 dew “Bees” sketch in b outift. ppularizd “dellyboppers”
I made this and I’m 23.
If mai momz tryed to put me in dis costume I wd b all lyke
“I’m in ur medicine cabinetz
Getting gawz for ur woondz
Doan put no costume on meeeh!”
OMG!!!! It’s Erik The Half-A-Bee!!!!!!
i cans ipso facto haff not be!
But duz he haz hiz bee lisince?
I’m 24 and the bumblebee girl is the symbol of my youth.
This was also the second song I learned to play on my guitar.
i bets firs song wuznt “smoak on teh watr” or “stayrwai to heben”… ur jussa kidlet!
(wut waz furst?)
meow, Diz seet is so phookin doob!
dis bee umilee8in….hope da udder kittehs not c me. *slinks off to hide under bed*
bee kitteh sings da blind melon duz he also tap dance?
OMIGOSH THAT IS AMAZING.
I love this song!
bwahahahahahahaha. hilariousity. i love this song. ps – born in 89 and still get it!
Weird.
Clever. But your cat still hates you.
this is the best thing everrrrrrrrrrrr
hahahaha, this haz got to be the best one EVER!!!! =D
Gah, dammit, now stuk in mah hed.
Brilliant.
Had to ware stoopid bee costume, mai mowse outfit be in teh wash
Best tribute EVAH to one of the best bands of the 90s! (even if this was one of their worst songs IMO!)
BEE CAT FTW! *worships*
Bumbl b twansform!
sometimes i read a book to stay awake. it rips my life away but it’s the great escape!
is win
I think that cat looks pretty pissed off. I can’t understand people who put clothes on there cats thinking they like it or that it’s cute when to some poeple it’s not. I have no problem with some poeple loving there cats so much that they put clothes on them and think it cute, but not me. That’s all i have to say.
i look at this picture everyday…
lolzing cuz i luv this song :3 but not many people know it :\
56 – i git dis – luv song, saw vidyo 2. got blushi comint too, but neber watch snl eitder. is sane, i tink. 2 bad hoon gone, good muzic gui.
This is hilarious! But I just gotten know… who puts their cat in this bee suit?
[...] can u plays Blind Melon on dat? [...]
I understood it and I’m only 13, haha.
I got it
Saw blind melon in detroit last month
[...] but mai lif iz prettee plane. [...]
lolz omg thas funny
ooh
I lyke wachin da puddlz gather Rayn….