Y it not fly?

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cuz u must hab all da hans, armz, heinies on da carpet b4 da ride be startin. jus sayin.
Gess he nevar red sine wut sez U Mus Bee Tinee Kittun Too Ryd Dis Ryd.
u shud tawk to teh Harry Pawder kitteh…er, Harry Pooter. Aks him about his emissions propulshun sistim.
It iz very bad
Uzing gasstrik powar sowrce
In an indor spase.
BWHAHAHA!
u r talintid…hey, i inspired a haiku! i so prowd!
U gotta sez majik werds….Abra cadabcat!
I uze to have a pair of kittehs name Abracatabra and Hocus-pocus. Long time ago.
Ai had wun naymd Merlin. Beeg orginj kitteh wif wun gween i an wun bwoo i.
Merlin wuns stold a meetbawl frum mah plait. Honked himz teef innit an ran off!11
He dyded inna middull uva nyt - harddatak - he can has CPR - but dint werk. Ai fot he wuz choakeen. *sighz* He wuz onlee 1 yeerz old. Dah vet sed dass commin in NE - hart kondishinz. *shrugz*
Imz sad now.
Doan be sad! Himz in kitteh hebm, eeatin menny menny meetbawls. Him save wun for you wen you getz dere.
Himz in kitteh hebm
Tru dat! I bleev there iz speshal angel in hebm hooz job iz: pet da kittehs!
ees mah job, i es bury happy
Celing Cat will luk afta him fo yu
Yes he in kitteh hebben now. I so soree.
But ai noes u gav Merlin a veree gud yr., MassCara, so try not to be too sad, yes?
Fanxth evwybuddy. Yew awaiz remembah dem kittehz - deyz neva goez awai.
NE = nebraska?
New England. Ai liv owsyd Bahstin. Yu liv in Brasskeh? Ai neva bin dair.
nope. texas here. did dokter splain wy der so menny hart problemz in noo england?
Umm noez, day jess sed it wuz jennetix in dis jeeagraffick jeen pool. *shrugz*
exits is here, here, here, here…
Now I have his voice stuck in my head.
“He’s got the elephant! He’s got the elephant!”
i thot it wuz munkeez he wuz havin’.
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=2
in the event of an aircraft evacuation, style points will be given according to style and artistic impression
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=30
passengers with 80’s hair will be cast into the ocean immediately
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=62
and watch out for fantastic dan
Teh bestest one!
So *that’z* wot happen to teh Village Peepl!
Watchu talikn ’bout cheez? srsly I doant getz it. I gotz teh dum.
az far az i knows, it be refrence from teh Disney moovee, “Aladdin.” i luvs dat movee! iz when teh genie flyz teh majick carpet for da furst time wif Aladdin riding and da genie duz an impresshun of a flight attendant. lol
Ohhhh I haddt seen dat moovie. mebbeh now I will.
Must Watch!
Great Googly Moogly! That is wun EENORMUS hairball that kitteh horked up…Srsly, WTF is that thing behind it?
A floofie toy? Look like it maded of teh fetherz.
iz tribble. dey is trubble.
Uhgreed. Lukz tu be tribul.
oh, sorry…how did that get owt of my fridge an into this pikchur????
*HAK! HAK! HAK!*
iz bettr naow.
Maybe it a Twonkie. Annebudee here liek Jimmy Nootron?
i bin eatin too many cheezburger, i not ayrodynamik!
yesh, but jest wait…in a little bit u will have plenny of fuel!
haha! Burger *poots* … yeah, that’ll wurk!
ETCETERA ETCETERA ETCETERA!
King uv Siam FTW!
can’t afford gas..too xpensif
not to menshun noes pokitz fur muneys!
I’m gonna beat that damn bunway airlines at his own game… UP !!! UP I SAY !!!
off to teh air races!
“I puts my munnies on the bob-tailed bun,
Sumbuddy bet on the cat!”
(oooh nice Kelly!)
“A HOLE NOO WURLD” MY FUZZI WHYTE BUTT! I’z leevin bad feedback.
LOL dis kitteh be alladin
Iz pilo, nt majik carpt. Dat why no fly, slly!
Doan care if it doan fly.
Better when stoopid hoomin gets flashybox outta mah face sose I kin haff a nap.
magik cat has run out of magiks =(
MY LEGS OMG I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
LOL! Rockee!!
Breadbasket cat is making a breadbasket….
For da flyin, U needs da catnip, silly kitteh!
Or da bloo mousie…..whoa… the kolerz….
Why dint I eet teh BLOO mousie???
I KNOW NOW!! NEEDZ THE “GENIE IN A BOTTLE!”
Ai no finx Kwisteena Aggyleera kin hep dis kitteh.
(HAY whut happind ta hur ennywaiz?)
it not fly becuz u not beeleeve hard enuf. look at dat expresshon on ur face - u haz douts. da douts mak u not fly.
also, u needs pixie dust.
Yeah….Theenk Happie Thotz!!!
Yeah. . . reed teh secret and intend to fly den u fly.
(ah, if wishes were cheezburgerz)
*klapz handz*
I do beleev, I do I do!
Ok, u haz sayved Teenkerbill, but I still cants fly dammit!
awl u has to du is throw yerselfs at teh grownd, and miss.
so long an thx fr al teh Pounce?
awl u has to du is throw yerselfs at teh grownd, and miss.
HHG ref FTW, Flartus!!!!
[Good lord, is that even English?!]