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Y it not fly?

Y it not fly?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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daisycat

cuz u must hab all da hans, armz, heinies on da carpet b4 da ride be startin. jus sayin.

Seward

Gess he nevar red sine wut sez U Mus Bee Tinee Kittun Too Ryd Dis Ryd.

 
 
Flartus

u shud tawk to teh Harry Pawder kitteh…er, Harry Pooter. Aks him about his emissions propulshun sistim.

KickahaOta

It iz very bad
Uzing gasstrik powar sowrce
In an indor spase.

Flartus

BWHAHAHA!

u r talintid…hey, i inspired a haiku! i so prowd!

 
 
 
Melissa

U gotta sez majik werds….Abra cadabcat!

Duffy

I uze to have a pair of kittehs name Abracatabra and Hocus-pocus. Long time ago.

MassCara

Ai had wun naymd Merlin. Beeg orginj kitteh wif wun gween i an wun bwoo i.

Merlin wuns stold a meetbawl frum mah plait. Honked himz teef innit an ran off!11

He dyded inna middull uva nyt - harddatak - he can has CPR - but dint werk. Ai fot he wuz choakeen. *sighz* He wuz onlee 1 yeerz old. Dah vet sed dass commin in NE - hart kondishinz. *shrugz*

Imz sad now.

Antoinette

Doan be sad! Himz in kitteh hebm, eeatin menny menny meetbawls. Him save wun for you wen you getz dere.

amedia

Himz in kitteh hebm

Tru dat! I bleev there iz speshal angel in hebm hooz job iz: pet da kittehs!

awesome

ees mah job, i es bury happy

 
 
Sponge

Celing Cat will luk afta him fo yu

 
 
Melissa

Yes he in kitteh hebben now. I so soree.

Menopaws

But ai noes u gav Merlin a veree gud yr., MassCara, so try not to be too sad, yes?

MassCara

Fanxth evwybuddy. Yew awaiz remembah dem kittehz - deyz neva goez awai.

 
 
 
InfamousQBert

NE = nebraska?

MassCara

New England. Ai liv owsyd Bahstin. Yu liv in Brasskeh? Ai neva bin dair.

InfamousQBert

nope. texas here. did dokter splain wy der so menny hart problemz in noo england?

 
MassCara

Umm noez, day jess sed it wuz jennetix in dis jeeagraffick jeen pool. *shrugz*

 
 
 
 
 
 
cheezburger

exits is here, here, here, here…

jazzmoth

Now I have his voice stuck in my head.
“He’s got the elephant! He’s got the elephant!”

InfamousQBert

i thot it wuz munkeez he wuz havin’.

 
 
stendhalismo

http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=2

in the event of an aircraft evacuation, style points will be given according to style and artistic impression

stendhalismo

http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=30

passengers with 80’s hair will be cast into the ocean immediately

 
Menopaws

So *that’z* wot happen to teh Village Peepl!

 
 
 
 
Melissa

Watchu talikn ’bout cheez? srsly I doant getz it. I gotz teh dum.

lynette

az far az i knows, it be refrence from teh Disney moovee, “Aladdin.” i luvs dat movee! iz when teh genie flyz teh majick carpet for da furst time wif Aladdin riding and da genie duz an impresshun of a flight attendant. lol

Melissa

Ohhhh I haddt seen dat moovie. mebbeh now I will.

 
 
 
 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Great Googly Moogly! That is wun EENORMUS hairball that kitteh horked up…Srsly, WTF is that thing behind it?

Melissa

A floofie toy? Look like it maded of teh fetherz.

 
LOLDemon

Uhgreed. Lukz tu be tribul.

 
 
Flartus

oh, sorry…how did that get owt of my fridge an into this pikchur????

 
domino

*HAK! HAK! HAK!*

iz bettr naow.

 
Duffy

Maybe it a Twonkie. Annebudee here liek Jimmy Nootron?

 
 
Alice Shortcake

i bin eatin too many cheezburger, i not ayrodynamik!

Flartus

yesh, but jest wait…in a little bit u will have plenny of fuel!

Menopaws

haha! Burger *poots* … yeah, that’ll wurk!

 
 
 
KellyChristine

ETCETERA ETCETERA ETCETERA!

 
 
Katie

can’t afford gas..too xpensif

stream723

not to menshun noes pokitz fur muneys!

 
 
stendhalismo

I’m gonna beat that damn bunway airlines at his own game… UP !!! UP I SAY !!!

Flartus

off to teh air races!

“I puts my munnies on the bob-tailed bun,
Sumbuddy bet on the cat!”

 
 
D-Railer

(oooh nice Kelly!)

“A HOLE NOO WURLD” MY FUZZI WHYTE BUTT! I’z leevin bad feedback.

KellyChristine

LOL dis kitteh be alladin

 
 
ggnarl

Iz pilo, nt majik carpt. Dat why no fly, slly!

 
Sunnshyne

Doan care if it doan fly.

Better when stoopid hoomin gets flashybox outta mah face sose I kin haff a nap.

 
Allen

magik cat has run out of magiks =(

 
Jackie

MY LEGS OMG I CANT FEEL MY LEGS

B!

LOL! Rockee!!

Breadbasket cat is making a breadbasket….

 
 
B!

For da flyin, U needs da catnip, silly kitteh!

Or da bloo mousie…..whoa… the kolerz….

snippet

Why dint I eet teh BLOO mousie???

 
 
KITTKAT

I KNOW NOW!! NEEDZ THE “GENIE IN A BOTTLE!”

MassCara

Ai no finx Kwisteena Aggyleera kin hep dis kitteh.

(HAY whut happind ta hur ennywaiz?)

 
 
lynette

it not fly becuz u not beeleeve hard enuf. look at dat expresshon on ur face - u haz douts. da douts mak u not fly.

also, u needs pixie dust.

CrazyOldLady

Yeah….Theenk Happie Thotz!!!

Pittypat

Yeah. . . reed teh secret and intend to fly den u fly.
(ah, if wishes were cheezburgerz)

 
domino

*klapz handz*

I do beleev, I do I do!

scarletkitty

Ok, u haz sayved Teenkerbill, but I still cants fly dammit!

Flartus

awl u has to du is throw yerselfs at teh grownd, and miss.

Teho

so long an thx fr al teh Pounce?

 
amedia

awl u has to du is throw yerselfs at teh grownd, and miss.

HHG ref FTW, Flartus!!!!

[Good lord, is that even English?!]