Y it not fly?
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cuz u must hab all da hans, armz, heinies on da carpet b4 da ride be startin. jus sayin.
Gess he nevar red sine wut sez U Mus Bee Tinee Kittun Too Ryd Dis Ryd.
u shud tawk to teh Harry Pawder kitteh…er, Harry Pooter. Aks him about his emissions propulshun sistim.
It iz very bad
Uzing gasstrik powar sowrce
In an indor spase.
BWHAHAHA!
u r talintid…hey, i inspired a haiku! i so prowd!
U gotta sez majik werds….Abra cadabcat!
I uze to have a pair of kittehs name Abracatabra and Hocus-pocus. Long time ago.
Ai had wun naymd Merlin. Beeg orginj kitteh wif wun gween i an wun bwoo i.
Merlin wuns stold a meetbawl frum mah plait. Honked himz teef innit an ran off!11
He dyded inna middull uva nyt – harddatak – he can has CPR – but dint werk. Ai fot he wuz choakeen. *sighz* He wuz onlee 1 yeerz old. Dah vet sed dass commin in NE – hart kondishinz. *shrugz*
Imz sad now.
Doan be sad! Himz in kitteh hebm, eeatin menny menny meetbawls. Him save wun for you wen you getz dere.
Himz in kitteh hebm
Tru dat! I bleev there iz speshal angel in hebm hooz job iz: pet da kittehs!
ees mah job, i es bury happy
Celing Cat will luk afta him fo yu
Yes he in kitteh hebben now. I so soree.
But ai noes u gav Merlin a veree gud yr., MassCara, so try not to be too sad, yes?
Fanxth evwybuddy. Yew awaiz remembah dem kittehz – deyz neva goez awai.
NE = nebraska?
New England. Ai liv owsyd Bahstin. Yu liv in Brasskeh? Ai neva bin dair.
nope. texas here. did dokter splain wy der so menny hart problemz in noo england?
Umm noez, day jess sed it wuz jennetix in dis jeeagraffick jeen pool. *shrugz*
exits is here, here, here, here…
Now I have his voice stuck in my head.
“He’s got the elephant! He’s got the elephant!”
i thot it wuz munkeez he wuz havin’.
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=2
in the event of an aircraft evacuation, style points will be given according to style and artistic impression
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=30
passengers with 80’s hair will be cast into the ocean immediately
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=62
and watch out for fantastic dan
Teh bestest one!
So *that’z* wot happen to teh Village Peepl!
Watchu talikn ’bout cheez? srsly I doant getz it. I gotz teh dum.
az far az i knows, it be refrence from teh Disney moovee, “Aladdin.” i luvs dat movee! iz when teh genie flyz teh majick carpet for da furst time wif Aladdin riding and da genie duz an impresshun of a flight attendant. lol
Ohhhh I haddt seen dat moovie. mebbeh now I will.
Must Watch!
Great Googly Moogly! That is wun EENORMUS hairball that kitteh horked up…Srsly, WTF is that thing behind it?
A floofie toy? Look like it maded of teh fetherz.
iz tribble. dey is trubble.
Uhgreed. Lukz tu be tribul.
oh, sorry…how did that get owt of my fridge an into this pikchur????
*HAK! HAK! HAK!*
iz bettr naow.
Maybe it a Twonkie. Annebudee here liek Jimmy Nootron?
i bin eatin too many cheezburger, i not ayrodynamik!
yesh, but jest wait…in a little bit u will have plenny of fuel!
haha! Burger *poots* … yeah, that’ll wurk!
ETCETERA ETCETERA ETCETERA!
King uv Siam FTW!
can’t afford gas..too xpensif
not to menshun noes pokitz fur muneys!
I’m gonna beat that damn bunway airlines at his own game… UP !!! UP I SAY !!!
off to teh air races!
“I puts my munnies on the bob-tailed bun,
Sumbuddy bet on the cat!”
(oooh nice Kelly!)
“A HOLE NOO WURLD” MY FUZZI WHYTE BUTT! I’z leevin bad feedback.
LOL dis kitteh be alladin
Iz pilo, nt majik carpt. Dat why no fly, slly!
Doan care if it doan fly.
Better when stoopid hoomin gets flashybox outta mah face sose I kin haff a nap.
magik cat has run out of magiks =(
MY LEGS OMG I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
LOL! Rockee!!
Breadbasket cat is making a breadbasket….
For da flyin, U needs da catnip, silly kitteh!
Or da bloo mousie…..whoa… the kolerz….
Why dint I eet teh BLOO mousie???
I KNOW NOW!! NEEDZ THE “GENIE IN A BOTTLE!”
Ai no finx Kwisteena Aggyleera kin hep dis kitteh.
(HAY whut happind ta hur ennywaiz?)
it not fly becuz u not beeleeve hard enuf. look at dat expresshon on ur face – u haz douts. da douts mak u not fly.
also, u needs pixie dust.
Yeah….Theenk Happie Thotz!!!
Yeah. . . reed teh secret and intend to fly den u fly.
(ah, if wishes were cheezburgerz)
*klapz handz*
I do beleev, I do I do!
Ok, u haz sayved Teenkerbill, but I still cants fly dammit!
awl u has to du is throw yerselfs at teh grownd, and miss.
so long an thx fr al teh Pounce?
awl u has to du is throw yerselfs at teh grownd, and miss.
HHG ref FTW, Flartus!!!!
[Good lord, is that even English?!]
oki, sing teh R Kelly song – wil maek it all werk!
yu calls de FAA an yu tellz ‘em, Lisense renool fee my butt! I’se payd, i’se sertafide, lets mee take awf!
Mah rug does not fly
Could it be there is no wind?
The birdz they just laff.
aww, kitteh, so sad, so funnee.
It not fly becuz
You ekseed teh waight limit.
Cut bak on da fud.
ur haikus r sublime
little poems dat dont rime
r grate all teh time!
i has serious genie problem
Dis meditashun mat.
Iz ponderin my mantra.
TUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAaaa…….
Noooooommmmmmm…………
WIN!
Nom myoho renge cheezburger…
(Gotta getz into loltus pozishun furst.)
praktissing myndfullness LOL
LOLTUS pozishun!!!! On teh bak wiz teh feets in teh air!!!
YOMANK!
Ok, I sendz u a nu keebord by Bunway Frayt. U getz it sumtiem neckts yeer. I dint have monies to bai nu wun so I sended old wun of mine. U duzzent mind lots of kitteh hair betwene kees? kthx.
*still snorking*
Yeh, fine, okeh…so long as the colur duznt clash with gray, blak, fawn, ornge, choklit, or white.
Loltus posishun…dat’s one even I can do!
*snork*
*tuna nut*
Curses! This is not majik carpet…dis is majik carpet roomba! I cannot fly, I can only hover just off floor, travelling in random directions and sucking up teh dust bunnies!
U misst wun, and it iz a doozy!
No kiddin! … oh noes! iz THE BLOB! … will assimil8 kitteh iffen … *sigh* … too laet.
An by teh way, dat is wun beeeyooootiful lilac-point siamezer.
Is flame point, no?
Ummm…very probly. I wuz thinkin flame were more oranjer but hey. No matur whut sily name peeples give to colur, is still wun beeyooootiful kitteh. Luv dose meezers.
Agree–is gorjus meezer. I nu a flame point hoo cud hide inna cream carpet jus by closin his big babeh bloo eyez. Hansum boy!
i iz ready to charm yur snakes now.
eet is imposibol for eet to fly beecus she kitty has no wing and no battery…only blattery-opetarayted cats can fly.
u nid magick karpet u silleeee kat…..pilo kant tek offf ur fet butttt.
wow! that’s amazing
ur eezlee empresd, arnt yoo?
like Paris Hilton wiv a mirror.
This am nawt Carpit… Itza Pillo!
But waht duz my Hewminz know?
I noze taht dis pillo no haz Fly
When derez Kurtiz to klime way up high
So I’ll just curl up heer an luk lyke lotza WIN
An wayt for sum Rubbinz unner mai chin
Jack.
Majic Karpit Out of Ordur. Plz tayk Monorail Cat to Bunway Airlinez terminul for to reskedool.
LOL!!!
WIN!!
ya, ya, das 4 shur!
Kimmer haz teh pwnage. HalBunneh has teh pilotz.
Silleh kitteh. Carpet no fly becuz is Persian carpet and u iz Siamese!
Needs skwishded nose to fly dis?
Skwishded nose an lotsa fluff, liek Persian carpet. Siamese is smoove, liek linolyum.
Stoopid breedist carpit.
can’t believe I’m in before YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
Of course karpet not go up. Kitteh have karpet upside-down.
carpit will go up if u say de rite mageek words! sesame street!!!!
Karpet wil fly if u putz bred, buter-side down unnerneef?
Silly kitteh. U needs 2 fine a geenie furst. He give u 3 wishez an then u can flys.
Oh noes! Competish for bunway!
“Bunway – Raisins The Bar”.
Wotchu talkin’ bout kitteh? Eletrik Bloo wiv gold bling trim an tassles – iz fly az!
I iz on stretchah. Now take me to hospeetal.
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DAT THING MUST BE A INMATION!
I luv it
I learn speak LolCat. I like speak LolCat. It vehry nise. I like fly it gud. I fly. I lhike.
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