oh hai i has a quesjun
caption by: Dan H.
photo by: ..an ex of his friend
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Yes I has a qwesjun Iz there anything cuter dan me?
NOES!!!
me 2nds da NOES, and wants one juss liek uz!
We nose teh kwesjun…and yes, since u is so kyut, u can haz a cheezburger…but onlee a liddel wun, liddel wun!
Jr whoppah plz?
We can has garage sale? I too cute to live among dis cluttah!
I needz minymulist envyronmint to showz off my kyut to bestest advantajez.
Tru, but sumtymz can b tu minymulizt. See “Invisible Everything”.
i lieks dat won!
OMG OMG IT’S A RIKKIPOOF!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[breath]
er sorry.
whut’s a rikkipoof? ur kitteh?
Sorry, yes, that’d be Reykjavic Ricochet Ragdoll, or “Rikki”; this should help explain. My ability to articulate thoughts becomes severely cur-tailed in the presence of our kitters.
Aww he cuite pie! I likes da video clip too! I luvre da look on Oranj kitteh’s face! Go away little bother u has beecome tirsome. Cuties!
nonono, teh luk is “yeah? wtf u gonna du about it?”
Iz dat yur Rikki? Or jus an amayzing simoolashun?
nots ezZAKly. buts is cloes!
(Rikkis fayvrit mowsie is fyoosha colr.)
oh hai i has a quesjun:
y do burdz suddinlee appeer, evree tiem u r neer?
damneet! sumbunny must haz glood birdfoodz to mah back again!
ha hah!
dey muss b see gullz - dis lookz leik a howse boat kitteh.
*mine*
hay u b teh ex of dan’s fren?
maebee bekause thei lon two bee klose two u
( en den I et dem )
LOL!
Jes lyke mee…dey is wanz 2B closs 2U….
jus like me thay long tu be….klose to yu, kittehbebbeh!
an wyl U halp mi seht up trapz 2 ketch? Iz hongree kitteh. Taykz much N ur G 2 B ths kyuut.
ansr: just laik me, dey wan 2 be
cloz 2 u!
OMG! COL and Steph… we musta all typd dat at da saim taim, cuz afor i typded minez, i chekd 2 be shor no budy haz alredy typded it!! dat iz so full ub coinkidink!! i lubs it! GMTA
Yes, you are adorable, and yes, you can has a cheezburger.
Akshually, I bleev kitteh doing aerobic stretches. Tryin’ to lose weight, but it no use becuz half of kitteh’s weight come from da fuzz.
uthr half iz from evil planz & awl they do iz grow.
deys frum someplace wid de terbuns and de guns?
nah, building wit 5 sidez an d plans for spreddin wurld peese.
i eated all ur foodz in yer frij, dat was okey, ryte?
Oh Hai I has a quesjun
When are you gonna clean this dump up, you lazy human?
Y dos eryone allways pic on de hoominz furnishingz? Jus look et teh kyoot kitteh. meybe teh hoominz spend so mush tyme wif the kitteh, no has tyme fur de cleeningz.
So basikly… it be duh kitteh’s fawlt fur bein’ too kute.
…Not dat dere’s anfink wrong wif dat.
Oh hai, diz da Windohs Helpdesk…You has a kwestiun?
hmmmm…that _might_ explain the accent…
An when helpd00e sez hiz name iz Bill or Gary I sez yeeah rite. Iz teh phunnie.
well if dey sez “hi, iz kitteh. dont wory, we iz profeshinul”, youd be awl like “pleh, lemm tork 2 th paperclip insted”.
I talkded to “Ronald” teh oder dai. Yah, rite.
yeah, iz never “Dave” or “John”, iz always like Ralph or Hubert or sumfing like dat.
I is 2b talkin wit a “Steve Martin” todaze. I thinks that werd does nawt meen whut u thinks it meens.
If not for “Windows XP For Dummies (thaz me)” ai wudnt noe nuthin ’bout putr … tech “help?” Doan mak me laff … an doan evn getz me *started* on Embarq!
☻№ẄẄڠڑћҗΩ£☻!!!!!!
(slow burn!1111!!)
i like to stay yung and cutezy by doing twister on a larj blok of lo fat choklet while playing MC Hammer reely loud an watching Doctor Phil. Here, let me show you.
oh please do. is kitty wearing the hammerpants while doing this?
oh Stend - you know!
mah mah mah mah mah
kitteh hits me so hard, make
me say o mah lawd.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vanilla aint got no haikus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, pls no 2 B hurting on dem, Hammer!
iz hard notz to wen he has awl dat TMNT powa.
hav yu seen the noo vershun of dat cartoon - i meen ‘franchise’. turtlz haz no pupilz, they awl talk like surfer-doodz, and awl the renassonce art-refrence iz gone. Leonardo iz Leo, Michelangelo is Mikey, etc. Iz sukz. ah hopez kidz growin up now getz to see heepz ov rerunz - Star Trek, Monkey, Thunderbirdz, Voltron, Muppets, Fragglez, etc. coz most noo stuff is *blech*hrakkak*sploosh*
Wow, I do too!!!! LOL, U R better at it dan me, kitteh, cuz U R teh cute!!
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick meeeee!
kitteh kikbawl teem?
may b kitteh harbl teem?
How you make ur hed asplode like dat? Allz I do iz waves my little pawz like dis, and den you make the “squeee” sound and then BLOOOOIE u is ded.
Srsly, how u do dat?
Does it has fun?
Tawk to teh hand, be-yotch.
Can we getz hyumiddifier plz? Statik gettin to me. kthxbye.
Yes…will u make dis fweakee eyed blawnde woomin to da left goes away?
She givin me da heebee jeebees!
Everboddee putz yer pawz in dah aire and waves dem lyke yoo jus don’ care! woo-woo woo-woo
An put wun of those padz on eech paw up!
An b prowd to b owdda ur mind, an owda control
An wun moar teim, lowd as u can, how does it go?
Te Eminem. Men I meet!
meh.
Slim shadee.
plz to be standin up.
Iz wud like to make a moshun to has a cheezburger… all in favur say aye