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Memmmmmries, alla lone in teh moooooonnnnnliiiiight………
sorry, had to be done
no, rly, it dint.
j/k
EXACTLY whut came to mah mind when I sawz this pic.
… ever see the david letterman, where he did ‘worst thoughts upon going to bed’?
#4 = “is cats really now and forever?”
Lookz more like Joe Cocker kareokeee!
Invisibl chezbrger
dats wut i wuz thinkin…
When Moon hits UR ai like big peetsa Pai that’s……OW! WTF! Moon hit my AI!
lol! That’s teh best comments like… eva
I wuz gunna do dat one!
is ok — we cans sing harmnee.
Veree winz.
Wen yu swim in the sea an an eel bites yur knee…that’s a moray.
…when the tofu you fry needs some help to get by, that’s tamari!
When two patturnz combyn in a wai surpentyn… dat’s a moire.
wen it knaws on yer thigh an yer startn to crie…. that’s a moray
…when Van Dyke, Mary Moore, Rose Marie and – that bore? – right! … that Morey…
When the bed folds up tight, to be nowhere in sight- that’s a murphy
Eddie Murphy?
No. dat is murphy bed. teh kindz dat folds into the wall. uiz 2 yung.
I wuz jus bein sillee. Moray,morey murphy…
The Greeks stored some wine
For a very long time in
Amphorae….
Favorite!
iz muzikl pwnage to nth degree wiv pwn-maximus to Thornius 4 shaw.
Didju c Fambly Guy ep wherh FCC iz censring televishun, and the anownsment goze, “an now for the _ _ _ _ Van _ _ _ _ Show, starring _ _ _ _ Van _ _ _ _”
_ _ _ _ing LM _ _ _ _in A_ _ O!
When a Canadian has extra, that’s some more, eh?
LOLLOL!!11!!!
Thnx
i canot has bleev teh wins dis thred has
i luvs this thred soooooo much
Your own
personal
lolcat
Someone to make you lol
and make jokes ’bout harbls
Your own
Personal
lolcat….
DeepDish Mode! WIN!
i singin in gleee aftur i swalowed de mousey.
And I gotz teh tail stuck in mah teef
INVISIBLE TOOTHPICK
(yeah well somebody had to say it — were you going to?)
“Stray Cat Strut,” “Cat Scratch Fever,” “Cleopatra’s Cat?” Nah, let’s do something different. “Hungry Like the Wolf,” rock!
feeeeeliiiines, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, feeeeeliiines…
total
win
Damn, you beats me to it! I cudn’t post in time becuz my boss was in the cube right behind me and cud see over my shoulder…I hads to look bizzy : P
oooh. total win.
Har de harhar! Oh dat reeks of high cheez! Excellence.
Meh’ve lossss tehh catnip feelinz whoa whoa whoa dat catnip feelinz
wut an amazing shot! that is wun wild an crazy kitteh!!!
i agree! dis iz grate 1!
Strai cat strutz, meh’s a ladiesh’ cat,
A feline cat-anova, dats where itz at
Getz a shoo thrown at meh fromz a mean old manz
Getz meh dinnerz frum a garbage can
Wuts new pussycat, whoawhoawhoawo
Wuts new pussycat, whoawhoawhoa wo hoooo
lol winz. i was gonna say that one.
of course! +5
Pssszzzzssst. Hay, buddee. C’meer. Ah gotz sum sardeens fer cheep. DO WANT?
Aiiii diddit mmaaaaiiiiii waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Didn’t see yurs wen I rote mine. Oops.
Mew York MEEEWWW YOOORRRK!
i wuz tryin awt for da pusseekat dollz
…but dey rejekt me
iz rejekt praps coz haz talent?
hee hee. I’s wached dat shouw.
I can has cheezburger in paradise?
win!
wid 72 beer gins! yes!
HELLO CLEVELAND!! YOU ROCK!!
But no one rocks like….er……SPRING-FIELD!!!!!
Where da hell r we? Spinal Tap huzzah!
iz next song “Sex Farm Kitteh” or “Bonehenge”?
Ur online wif da feeeline of Avenyoo Beeee!
Tayk me oooooowwwwwwwwwt tonite!
LOVES IT!!! WINWINWINWIN!!!! KITI NAYME IZ MIMI??!?!
or Invisbul taco.
For doze uv yoo who duz da karrokee, lyk meh, yoo’ll be knowink dis song:
“Sum sayz luuuuuuuvz….it r a ribber….dat drownded da tenduh reeeeeeeeed…..”
P.S. Dee angul uv dis shot iz blowink mah mindz.
An wen teh niiiiiite
Haz bin tew lonleeeeeeeeee
An teh rowd
Haz bin tew loooooooooooooowng….
(Oy, makes my earz bleed just thinking about it_
o thanx so much for teh cupcaek which jus flew outta mai mouf! hahahahaha!
MMmmmmmmm, cupcakes. DO WANT.
COOL! WE DUZ A DOOETT!
“an yoo tinkz dat luv iz onleeeeeee
for da luckee n da strong….
(truth be told: I hate this song, too-LOL)
i nots drunk enuf to be sings dis wif u
(buts wayt til tmorow)
no mattar how much i cud possibly drink, i cudnt sing that song wif u.
me dont know that song. i eez too young?
Dat izza moest boringest song EVAH!!!!11!
“I did it….. MAAAIIIII WHEEEEEYYYY!!”
There’s one from Ol’ Blue Fur.
Meewwwn Riiiiivrrrrrrrrr……
I just noticed…kitteh not safe eatin near dem cans of paint. Methinks kitteh mebbe hi on paint fumez. DO NOT WANT!
ROCK ON KITTEH!!!! *makin hevvy mettl devl sign*
\m/
WIN!!!
\m/ \m/
WHOOOOO!!!
“REST OV BAND IZ ZTILL JAMMINZ IN BAK, DATZ Y WE HAV 2 SHOWTZ. WE JUST BOUWTZ TO RUN THRU ‘TAKE MEH DOWN TO PARADISE kITTEH’ AN ‘YOU SHOOK MEAT AWL NITE LONG’….HERE! LET-ME-SHOW-YOU!!!!
Karaoke is not seenging–iz caterwauling. But man, dat cat can belt owt dat tunez…
Tunaz? wherez? nom nom nom
oky, I stopz nao…
Invisible popsicle! Jus n tyme fo’ summerz!
I’s can has lubs popsickel sew mutch I ebens eets dem in wintur. (lyk dere evur iz wintur in suthern californie.
well … at least it nevr rainz in California …
california dreemin . . .
srsly. we don’t have weather – we have climate
we all does hav that and climate change too dats why i’se singin in protest ov peepel who dang dnt care abt de catty vironment!
I WISH it wud rain in jawja. Well it has been rainin…just not where i live.
I do too Melissa. We can has GA Rain on Jasper County clay? I don liv in Jasper County tho…liv in W. GA. Still would like to can has rainz.
Dere Gawd PLEEZE mayke it rayne in suthurn californie. I’s wud lubs 2 has sum rayne be4 I’s all dryed upp.
Me 2, cbsb, iz dry so long dat i furgetted rainz. I gets wadur frum da sky when de hopperchoppers go to a fyre an dey drip on me.
Akshoolee, rain is ok now, we gotted our new gutters installed today! LOL, i prays to goddess of the wet for socal rains nao plzkthx!!
B!: U liv kloss 2 da gwiffith park fyre? Meh, 2!
KARATE KITTY CHOPS INVISIBLE BLOCK
DiscoCat sings:
Moar! Moar! Moar! How do u liek itz? How do u liek itz?
Moar! Moar! Moar!
discokitty only covers hits by faded pornstars. is very limited repritoire
Ron Jeremy’s Greatest Hits: Get Down Tonite!
right! he could tour w/ samantha foxx, colton ford and andrea true… now THAT would make for one helluva reality show
“feel feel feel feel feel mah hee-eat”
*bwaha* faded pornkitteh disco – thatz a genre that haznt been exawsted yet.
O RLY
hi Teho – 4 shoor. i wud toatlee swop ongoing plastic ‘new wave Casio r & b’ radio *pleh* for ironic radio like hilarious tacky 80s stashun off of GTA.
But on anudr note – watch the video clip again an see what happenz in yur head when yu think ‘it rubz the loshun on itz skin’. STG sheez Buffalo Bill.
OMG… youtube = almost too good to be true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiRi7ycrqY
Jeebus … r ther ratz nesting in that hair? No moar, moar, moar …!
srsly !!! LOL’S – where IS she now ???
at a klinik.
“how do yew like yer luv?”
“o thass eezy – not infexxus”. i thinx she writin songz 4 Creed betwene treetmentz.
would that be… the free clinic? LOL”S
*much snikrn & snorkln & LOLlin about*
yu rekkin dat b wiv brown baeige bowlcut beerd guy maintainin?
Awesome! I wonder if she’s the visual inspriation for Hedwig & the Angry Inch. The hair is identical!
she could use some help on the moves tho..
O SOLE MIAOWWWWWWW!!
Invizibull consellayshen. “Dere, dere, buddeh. Ur gonna b allrite.”
“Everee buddy want 2 b a cat,
Cuz a cat’s de onlee cat hoo noes wher it’z at!
Everee buddys moovin 2 dat feeliyne beet,
Everee ting elss iz obsoleet.”
♥♥♥
who wunsta dig domestic longhaer gig
or stuf liek dat?
Skwayr wif teh horn
Mayks u wish u wurnt born
Evree taim he playz.
(O rinkee tinkee tinkee)
An wif a skwayre in teh akt
U kan seht myoosik bak
Tu teh kayvman dayz.
(O rinkee tinkee tinkee)
(Demon watchez tu much teh Diznee.)
Imp’ressuve, Demon!
“skwayr wif teh horn”??
*snikr* tawt diznee iz wiv no hornz?
it ain’t nuthin but a g thang BABAY
one loced-out kitteh going CWAZY
ICHC is the website that PAYS ME
…oh wait…. i doan gets no monees… i need to be callin my agent….
Invizibull slot masheen.
“BING! BING! WINNER! WINNER!”
“Oh, kitteh … u haz always been my bestest fren!” *smack* *smack* *smack*
“I be ur Entourage, neow? I be ur homie?” *disgusting sucking noisez*
Me has soooo bad breth aftar the enamel in teh back!!
Badd kitteh eetin eenamul!!
Whut ur ownurs b tellung u’s abowt dat stuf? Nawt juss badd bref but alsew badd fur kitteh’s livur.
Kwik! we needz sumone dad noes the hymlick!
Dat kitteh iz chokin!
Kwik! we needz sumone dad noes the lyricks!
is luk liek EVRYWON duz. tayk yr pik.
wen i saw yew fer de first tyme
first tyme
mai nees began ta kwiver
kwiver
adn ai gots a phunnie feelingz
feelingz
in mai keedneys and mai leever
Ohhh, alkiehol, I sings dis song fur uuuuuuuuuu!
Nevur evur leeve mah syd, wiffowt u I’s b bluuuuuuuuuuu.
Dat koerus is mossly fur ‘llisa. Cuz it ’bout lickur.
Aww I’z tuched. Inna Hed! haha ♥ u!
and since da day i left Milwaukee, Lynchburg an bordeaux France
I been in da barz makin big monee(Rite lyrics?)
An helpin white people dance.
I am medicine and I am poison
Now college that was a ball,
blahblahblahblah blah caint member…
ALCOHOL!!!
My favrit drinkin song ‘cept for Jackyl’s Secret of the bottle.
red dwarf quote ftw from the ‘cat’ no less!!!!!!11!!!!!!
luvz the dwarf fanz
i lyks happitail an i’z cannot lye. u udder kitis kaint dee nye. win a gurl walks in wif a squishd in fayce an a long tayl in ur fayce……ok…I iz stoppin b4 i’z gits wyunded up.
Roooxxannnee!!
Mice! Mice! Babee!
Mice! Mice! Babee!
FTW!!
LOL! WIN!
vanilla mice? uh, PLEH ???
OMG WIN!!!
EETZ YOR HEART OUT ELVIS……..NOW _ I NEEDZ A TUNNY and JELLYFISH SANDWHICH- JUS A HUNK A HUNK O BURNIN LOVE BABY!!!!!!!!
Ize bein followed by a mewn shado, mewn shado mewn shado….
Okeh. I is ofishully old. Nobody notissed it wuz a Cat Stevens kwote.
*sigh*
no duffy….yu not old….I rekoggnized it…onlee I just nao seed it….sorrie
sawwee, me 2. I gib to you teh CB tho.
fank yu very mush. I feelin betur.
Invisible Mr. Microphone: Hay gud lookin! I’lz be bak to pik U up layter.
Now u allz am knowing how olds I is.
OMG, me alzo. Yay 4 Ronco!
Ronco wuz da bomb.
invisbul iPhone
(not my joke, i seenz it heer -> http://loliphone.com/ )
goth karaoke kitteh does one by the Cure:
I nevr thot that I wud find mahself
In bed mongst teh stones
Teh kolums r all men
Beggin 2 crsh meh
No shayps sayl on teh dark deep laeks
And no flags waev meh home
In teh caevs
ALL KATS ARRRR GRAI
In teh caevs
Teh texchurz cote mah skin
In teh deth cell
A singul noet
Rngz on and on and on
Kitteh duzzn’t needz enny Mykrofonez
To sing teh Karreeokee wehn all alonez
Itz eben bettah wen dere iz a krowd
Wen I canz kut luuse an sing reely reely lowd
But mai Hewmins can haz no appreesheeasun yet
Cuz I almost neber make to teh sekkund set
Jack.
GIMMEH CAT SCRATCH FEEVAH!
is funneh and full of win even if Nuujint hisself is full of teh lose and teh suxx0r
LOL-LA!
LoL-LoL-LoL-LoL-LOL-LA!
(Demon’z dadee sez dis song werks cuz u can nevur be tu drunkd to belt owt teh korus.)
David Lee Roth cat sez… JUMP!
this cool cat is all about kelly clarkson: “since you been goooooooone, i can breathe for the first tiiime”
Claws, claws will tear us apart, again….
Joy Division FTW!!!!
“dis is teh wai, step insied”
“sumwun take theez feetz a-waaaaay,
i stil ain’t got no thumz to-daaaaaay,
cool black fur purr-so-na-li-tee,
harblz on ur ree-ya-li-tee”
Yes, dere were timez, I’m shure u nu
Wen I bit ouf moar than I kuld chu
But thru it awl, wen dere was dout
I NOM’d it up, an’ PLEH’d it out
I faicd it awl and I stud tall
And did it maaaaaaaaaai waaaaaaaaai
vo-la-reeeeee! can-ta-reeee!
Tomcat Jonez rekordz nu verzhunz ov hiz graytst hitz.
(Sorree, I wuz inspyrd bi 2 meny ppl postyn TJ leerix)
i fink hes n to hard rawk!!
“take me down to da paradys city
werr da catnips green and deres lotsa cute kitties!
o wont u plz take me home?”
Invisible Toofbrush. Kittehs care bout higeen too.
yep dem kittens cleen demselves by lickin all day longgggggggg
So wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!
You know that I’d do anything for you
We should have each other for dinner
We should have each other with cream….
….We missed you hissed the lovecats
do be doot doot doot doot do do dwooo doot doot doot doot doot do be doo…
How could this not be “Invisible BJ”?
OK … I noe I ’s shud knot b laffing butt dat is vrey phunnie. Whin I luks at picshure wiff dat in mynd ….. juss lolz.
Disgustin… but funnee!!!
nom nom nom
Ceefax: I’s tink abowt ur “nom nom nom” on dis thred lass nite an I laffs an I laffs. Dunno iffu comes bak hear or knot but hoeps so as I wan u 2 noe hauw mutch I preeceeate ur hoomor. “Nom nom nom” styll b hasing meh laffing.
I cud feel at teh time
There was no way uv knowing
Falln leaves in da night
Who cn say where theys blowing
As free as da wind
And hopefully lrng
Y teh sea on da tide
Has no way uv trng
Moar dan dis – there is nothing
Moar dan dis – tell me one thing
Moar dan dis – there is nothing
Roxy Music!
H’ray!
lulz, we can has “lost in translation’ allusion. WIN.
The moar I lookz at it, I feelz lyk he be laffink at sumbudy dats not warin dere pantses!
“HAAAAAAA! Yooz fergetted yooz pantsez!”
Doahn foget to tip serveh! Bee hear alls week! Tries the cheezburger!
INVISIBLE HOTDOG
Sry, dat not karaoke.
ebry bunneh lubs sum bunneh sumthyme
Take yer hannnzz
Awf meeee
i dont beelonnng
to yoooo
yooo seeeeeuhuheee
Whoa-oa-oa! Iz feels gudz, Iz knew that Iz wudz, now
I feels gudz, Iz knew that Iz wudz, now
So gudz, so gudz, Iz got u
Hey…I iz teking part in de Merican Idles….gonna siiing 4 Saimon Cow, Polar Updul n Landy ‘YoYo’ Jekson.
dat made me laf ! i vote for u …. u witiyer dan saymon cow .. iyam empressed!
Moar lyk BI-Polar Abdoo
yep here s de prozac for de Bi-Polar
selfpmedicashun is not good fer dem kitties! only uuumans!
Iz teh i of teh tygur, iz teh trill of teh fyte…. I
I think I’m done now
I can has Kittykat Idol trophy?
Sinatra Cat singz:
“Caturday nite iz the loneleest nite of the week”
lala…
Detachable Hairballs…..
doodoo
Detachable Hairballs…..
…kyng misl? srsly?
LOL, yep! Lives on mai mpfree playur, an I sings it reeeeelleee lowd inna car, mayk hubby laff!
somewun halp dis cat, he is had dean martin toonz iplntf n his brane.
they sed he no get gud at dis soon, they will fill his sisterkitty brane with cher.
halp. do not want.
“Pussy Cat Pussy Cat AI Luv yew! Yeeeeesssss Aiiiii Doooooooooooooooo!”
What a beautiful cat. I love cats.:)
Meow, meow, meow meow meow! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
HAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Ah feel good! (neener neener neener nee)
Like a kitteh should! (neener neener neener nee)
Your kitteh looks just like my kitteh, but yours is funnier
I tlels u sekret, kk?
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iz dat paent nxt 2 da kitteh fud?
“Dontcha wish yer kitteh was raw liek me? Dontcha!”
We de cats of ‘merica (whoah-oh)
We de cats of ‘merica (whoah-oh)
Evrybod liv fur da mew-sical meow!
I cant beelive nohun hsz said it yet!?
“Caturday night at the moovies”
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