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OMG, wee baby gerbilette!
Tis a baby dwarf hamster, not gerbil. I raise them—they are cute little devils!
Could you smuggle one over to us? Then maybe Cheez will stop bothering my bunny.
Cheez!! I am shocked, simply shocked!!
I hope that’s not a metaphor.
Whuts a meta for???
Yah! it’s a schmampster… nota gerblet… schmampsters is much kaooter. *humph* Lil’ bebe russian dwarf.. right? Me thinks right, cause Zoot, and Dingo kept havin de ebes an’ they all looked like zat un
SQUEEEEE!!!! I can has baby dwarf hamzster? plz?
super cute, love the seed and the eyes.
> CrazyOldLady
>June 28th, 2007 at 6:06 am
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>Whuts a meta for???
4 cowzes n horsiez 2 grazez in, sily!
luks lik an sead 2 me
OMG!! in da erlee 80’s i gotz a gerb. it pweggerz. it has baybees. dey vaaary cute.
but ifn u put’em in ur hand(at first till dey got useded to ya) day wud SPROINGGG outta ur hand like day wuz itty bitty kangawoos! Sooo cute!
In late 80s I did has lolgerbilz. Dey was cyoot. One was boy, one was girl. You do the maths. Kept one lolgerbil baybee. Old female died in my arms. :’( Gave male away. Gotz another lolgerbil at pet store some time laterz. Had to give them away when they began to bother dad’s asthma. :’( I miss mah lolgerbilz.
Awww. i misses ‘em too.
that is the teensiest, tiniest eggplant i has ever seen!
i ded of cyoot. bye.
Me too! Completely ded.
God, I’m gritting my teeth from the cuteness. how can one tiny critter contain that much adorableness??!?!
De okkarina solo so teensy yu has to lisen reeeely close. But he workd on it a lotan he playes reely gud.
Ready?
“Eets a smaall wurld after all….”
Puh. Dis posted in wrong plase. Shuda been new thred.
Sorree!!
iz nk duffy… iz ful ob da win, no mattrz wer ya putted it!
isn’t ‘ob da win’
a cousin of ‘oh be wan’
but not ur father?
Fank yu very mush!
i am feelin the same cute virus!
OMG, dis bebbeh lolhamfter/jerbil/skwerrlee lookin fing iz hella-kewt. Himz wuld fit inna *thimble*. MUST HAVE ONE!!!! Where I can has find?
yeah, i wantz one too!
diz cud be teh perfect pet for me, i haz no room for kittehz, doggies or bunneyz, but if u put this fing in a small cage wif three levelz, it wud still be like a gigantix place to live in for that size of fellah! 
Thimbles can be bought at da sewing store.
I is helpful!
lol! yeah, soooo helpful! ;o)
Bakk off, dood. Iz mah seed.
Get yer own.
Srsly.
“I has a eggplant … an a ‘ttude. Bugger off!”
Lil’ guy gotz teh Napolean Complex; however, unlik Napolean, this guy iz kyoot.
OMG! I editz hyoomur list on teh internets abowt petz. We does toppiks like “Differences if Shakespeare Had Been a Goldfish” an stuf liek taht. Dis wud be gud toppik for usses: Differences if Napoleon Had Been a Hamster. I can use? kthx.
In fackt, since so manny of teh lolfrenz is so funnyz, mebbe som uv u couldz bekum contribyooterz to mah list and maek more funny only in hyoomin speak? Taht wud be so full of win. Clik mah naem to see website wif listzs we didz befoar. Clik “Contact Us” to sendz me e-mail an I’ll add u to mah kennel of writerz. We doez 1 nu lizt per week. Iz no for monnies, only for funz an lulz.
What phun!!☺!! (thaz supposd to be smiley face but is majorly lame … *sigh*)
yay, duz like! But i dunno ’bout teh “hyommin speak.” Wut it iz?
It b whut dose tings dat wok aroun on deir bak legs b speekin. I kan harly unnerstan dem.
U ass me, it b ded langwage. Vrey soun.
U is korrect. When bekums ded langwij, we will does ar listz in interprutive danse. srsly. I alreddy pickt owt leotard pattern.
i can translate iffen you need–i been chat host in MeowChat fur seben years, so i floo-ent and habe had all my shots. sumtimes i eben rememember which langwidge i SUPPOSED to be using. sumtimes.
pee ess–we rly lieked da whale list.
thx! So gladd u liek. I hope sumz of u sign up to write becawz i’m thinkin’ we be doin’ lizt toppick about lolcatz verry soon.
If contact us link is malfunkshun, try dial direct: top5pets at topfive splat com. no spam, plz. kthx.
dis be eggplant seed, me plant me b rish!!!! mak miiliyons!
oops…i eeted it. I can haz anudder, plz?
R yu sure this iz eggplant? it look too big
dawrf hamsters are teh cutest!
yet he also looks a little upset he has an eggplant instead of a sunflower
sorrie wittle 1 dis iz a sonflouer seed eggplants iz beeger den dat wi don hold it gainst u cuz u r sooooooooo kewt n wittle n sweetz n kewt!
I has a egglpant – but no makn rat-atooie, plz!
(I noes – I no rat. I 2 cyoot)
One serving of ratatouille without quite so much rat in it later….
“that was really horrible”
Monty Python! FTW!
Make baba ganoush! Iz onee gud fing to do wif an eggplant! or parmizhan it… I MIGHT eat it breaded and fried….
baba ganoush yummy wif zankou chicken….
mmmmm….zankou chicken…..
Wut kind of chicken is dis?
Zankou
Oh, u r welcome…
kk, I stops nao…
can u pikshur Homer Simpson saying “Mmmm…zankou chikkin…”
me neether.
Ahh, Weedhopper, u ahr not reddy. If u can grab dis seed frum mah pawz…
This is the bestest one ever because it mentions the bestest vegetable ever!
De okkarina solo so teeny yu has to lissen reeeely close. But he practised a lot an hes pritty gud.
Ready?
“It’s a smaaal wurld aaftr all…”
ftw on d abstrax
SQUEEEEE!!!! *clap clap clap*
Iz only 5 commandmentz i brawtz down coz woz too hevvy to carry bofe stone tabletz at saem time. Letz see, *ahem* 5. cleen up mah wee n poop, 4 chaeng mah fud n watr, 3. cut mah naelz n stuf, 2. lotza luff an gud skwishez (NO aksidentul skwishez – i iz very smorl), 1. no friggin’ snakezez, k?
WIN!
yah, more win!
Mos xcellunt. Wurld needs more commandmentz for da teeny lifes.
WIN.
Dood, srsly…u woke me up for dis? I wuz dreamin’ I wuz all hooj and stompin’ on buildings and stuff an…whut? U gives me eggplantz seedz for dis? Hokay.
nim nim nim (is nom sound on tinee scale)
OMB! TB>> u meen dat’s The Secret of Nim?
maybe nm nm nm on that scale
gangsta hiphop baby dwarf gerbil eet like
mnm mnm mnm
Commensin NOM NOM NOM sekwens.
[star trek font fs]
Showing my age — I’m reminded of one of the marginal quotes/comments from an early (mid-’50s) Mad Magazine: “I had one eggplant, but the grunch over there.”
zomg, teh cute!! WANT!!!
wut eez eet? tiny hamstar?
I’s has moar squee inn mah tinee littel bawdy
Den dere is inn ann entyre corm feeld.
(I’s reelly cannut deel wif how kewt dat b!!!!!)
I hadz a eevul dwarf hamstar once. Pickt himz out cuz himz was gittin beatzed up by the other hamstars at the pet store. Bitey little bugger, hadda put a sock over muh hand to git himz outta hiz cage fer cleenin. Shoulda gived him eggplantz, I guess.
Yah, my fren gotta dwarf hammie one time. poor ting was eeeeeeeeebil!!!! My fren was so gentle an nice, but she hadda pick up that ebil lil ting wif a welders glove! An one time dat eeeeeevil hamter bit her thru de glove, and drew blood!!!!! Eeeeeeevil dwarf hammy!
Her ovver hammy was a bigger one, it wuz tuxedo hammy, had same marks as fren’s dog had! Soooo cute an sweet! De hammy an de goggie wuz gud frens, play nice, hammy in da ball, Toby following, making shoor de hammy not get stuck, den turn it round an make it come back to ge4t put in its howsie!!! so cute!
How cute is that? I lurve hammis in balls.
*snortl*
hamster ballz
Ai gut bitz bai wunna deez fingz wuns – hit a vayn in meh pinkee!!1 Dair wuz BLUD SKWIRTEENG EBEEWAIR!!!11! (Ew.)
Vampire hampster wuz thirsty…can’t get blood from a turnip, ya nose!
Dis lil hammy looks like iz planning destrukshun ob de wirld wid hims lil eggplant….. muwa ha ha!!!
We will all splode and die of cute! Blarg, I am ded! *boom*
omfg TEH CUTENESS!!! love.
It’s an aubergine dammit.
I reeded that wun sevral times afore I gotted it!! LOL
loonch brake neber iz long enof, iz it…
Iz 2001. I has a monolif.
The teeniest of kronsches.
wow, that has to be the smallest mose that i have ever seen!!
Mebbe dwarf hamster, but teeninesy hind feets luk gerbilish to me. He way cute, NEhow. Lookit his happeh li’l face! He can has recipe 4 sunflower seed parmigian?
“Suppository rodent is not happy about suppository.”
+50 burgerz … if’n I cud giv’em.
U has meh laffin sillee.
Hum, lemi chuck, it arent cheezburgur !
Link! Watch out for the shadows of monsters that drop from the ceiling!
nah.. dat is obscene ! have yah no scent ov decency!
World’s wee’est! *micro smoo*
D’awwww heem sho tiny!
Dooood. I has teh muncheez.
what kind of rat is that?
nononoez tinee gerbster. sunflowr seedz is nom nom nom; eggpantz pretty, but oh-so-PLEHHHHH. More fun to lookat dan to eet. R’markably like yrself, akshully.
ow..too little….
All your beans are belong to us
Ooh! Did u see itty bitty teef mahks on teh seed??!! This is teh cutest wee hammie evah… WANT a wee dwarf hammie for myself k plz thx…
i has go bye bye to de dark side
this dawrf hamster reminds me of my friend’s who ate his hind lags off O,o
ok srsly, thats a sunflowr seed, that aint no eggplant FOOOOL! -clicks gangsta style-
dis iz no raizin
Aww! such a cute widdle hampstery! And he haz his widdle eggplant…