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But… ar luv iz furbidden!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
 
Duffy

Ummm…wuz we racin? wuz ther a priez? Cus nobuddy tol me it mattured a gnat’s ass.

MassCara

Thad b kynna funnie ifnit did.

“Nao pai tenshin! DIS MADDEHS A GNAT’S ASS!!1″

Teho

i nots can fynd gnatsass wif boaf hans in teh dark.
i nots can tel gnatsass frm hoel in grownd.
i wus apald as u waz wen jakie maryd dat ol gnatsass.

um

i r slo as gnatsass in jamyuwary?

 
 
 
catt butt squirrel butt

I has 2 addmitt. Sum tymes wen I’s has furst commint I is happee. I due feele lyk is sumfing spayshel.
(Don tel noe buddy)

mjfrombuffalo

commint means u has a somefing to says… “first commint” isn’t rly a commint it iz just typing the fast. pleh.

 
 
 
matt

dun wori wez be hide it frum evry1

Bugsey

de press wont knows abowt dat bcos deys all hukd naw on paris. sow i agree, dun wori . look at de newws. strangr creaturs out der to wori abt.

 
 
typingisnotactivism

“Masstr GingerPuff, i haz slayed vishuss leperd seat cuverz an maded blankee for yew. Can i haz mah rewurd now?”
“k, Rambo, yew can haz kiss on d noez. *mwah* Now, go getz me d remoet an sum thumzez”

typingisnotactivism

but also iz orredy purrfekt az is..

or mabe “psst, yu getz da chainsaw, i getz eksplosifs. we takin ova at dawn. they suspecks nuffink”

Bugsey

u terorist? bombins and all dats ain’t gonna make anyone luv yah LOL!

typingisnotactivism

i iz in mah haid owt, haytin yer freem.

 
 
 
 
Melissa

Puppeh kitteh lurve is nawt forbiddin. It r teh 007. git wif teh times maaan!

eve

i gree u canot chuze hoo u luv iz destinee!

Bugsey

yep, hard to chews yer soilmate!

 
 
 
ggnarl

Teh Sisteen Chapl painted bai Micat Angelo
dog - erm - *God* creatng Adm cat

 
KT

get in teh tweneh firzt centuri. yu cn luv eackh other now.

Bugsey

hahahahhahaahahahahha dis made me laf so lawd i woke de dog who stared at my pooter!

Teho

wut ur pooter luk liek??
no wayt, i nots want noe.

 
 
 
Lisa

I smellz cheezburgers on ur breth. HOO YOO BEEN WIF?! WUTZ HER NAYM?!

How….kood…..yoo…?

*sob*

stendhalismo

you could have least brought me take-out, you masher !!!

 
Trey

nxt taim on teh yung and hairlss.

elfinugget

dat show bettur den da owld an listlizz.

 
Melissa

Da hung an brestless.

 
chewly

yung and hrbless, mor lik

 
 
 
 
duffy

Rite. Yu run to da front door barkin like yu goin nutz, I snatches the rostbeest from da table wile dey not lukin. Den we splitz it. k? On tree.

 
lintilla

Mah dog and lolcat uzed to run dat scamz…

CrazyOldLady

It worked, too, didn’t it!!!!

 
 
LOLDemon

“Rohstbeest iz a feest I kant stand in da leest” -Grinsh

blue yotie

Grinsh jus needs hugz. Him jus not hav kitteh 2 ply wif 2 snorgle. Uderwise, he not pik on sindy-lu.

 
 
 
 
turkeyburger (no relation)

U haz a flavor!!!1!

Ur fudz haz teh cheezbrgr tayst! Iz no fair!!!

Itz okay, I knowz iz not ur fawlt. Ah still lurvez u.

Nao getz ur biatch azz in teh kitchen and makez me some pie.

 
Cottleston Pie

Awf topick, but ichctcf’s lil’ ikon iz so cyooot!

 
giru

choo much big fer u
do not want butsekks cat ar no big enuf

kthx

 
Owned by Pitchcat

Long shamed and scorned by their families - two lovers come out of the kennel.

Next on The Springer Spaniel Show!

tenhousecats

oops, dere goes anothfur lcd screen,
oops, dere goes….

 
 
Duffy

Wy can I not give many cheezburger appreshiashun to dis??
Wher r da rateburgers??

scarletkitty

Fank yoo for askin. I thot it wuz just me. I haz had de trubbles wit de cheezburgers 4 2 dayz.
But dey is finally bak nowz. So I guess mebbe it was not my puter.
Tank God, or Dog or whatevah. I wuz a liddle conserned, u noes?

scarletkitty

Ahhhh! suck in big bref!!! And now my kitteh ikon beez goned, too! WTF?

Flartus

yah, i noticed dat, too…burgrz r bak, but some avatarzes be goned. WTF? (Where The Frendz?)

 
 
 
 
 
cmerry

dogleo an catliette.. classick trajedy…

BillowReally

hapins all da time. silly li’l thing called luv.

Teho

u gots be cul
relaks
gets hip
folows ma traks…

 
 
 
sally o'malley

that kittah is sooper fluffiez and that puppy should allow some lovins, IMO.

 
lisaheidrich

awwwwwww so cute and sweet!
must be puppy–kitten LOVE!
Peace,
Lisa

~visit my website at :
http://lisaheidrich.wordpress.com check out “HOT Flash” blog~

 
Dexaan

The love that dare not speak it’s name

whiskers

wilde quote ftw!!!!!

 
 
 
whiskers

but is cans still smell…PLEH! dogbreath!!!

 
 
Nika

Luv knos no bowndareez…

 
Doug

Lolbada, teh fourbiddin dance!

 
Nedz

Luv lasses 4 seconds. Then u very sorry. red noz stripes

 
nige

DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER

MASS HYSTERIA!!!

 
 
Steph F.

We can has acceptance in this cruel world?

 
cat butt squirrel butt

Invisubul Stattick Eelecktrisity.

*SHOCK!*

(Dere lub b eelecktricks)

Melissa

haha. I saw dat hapen one time wif 2 doggehs. Sniff noses…ZAP! dey bof shook dere hedz an look at eech ovver like WTF?!? So phunnie.

Flartus

Oooh..my poor poochie…she has got so much teh furz…all winter she come sniffs at me and getsa zapt. I tells her “not my fawlt!” but i dunnose if she bleeve me.

She still come sniffin, dough, so she must still luvs me.

bradkitty

We had teh catzez, dey wuld walk passd each uther n get zapt, n it wuld start BIG ol cat fight.

lucky: y u zap me? hiss.
mist: u zap me first.

n then with teh running n clawnig n using me as body shield.