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MOWSE! DO WANT!
Rube Goldberg kitteh FTW!!! Chek owt dis Rube Goldberg device:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_smJ5NPMheY
Onny sad ting is it not delivur cheezburgerz.
wuz removed!
And datz how I maykz deez rugz!
Fischli & Weiss cat
fire! fire! burn! burn! How tires not burn?
An den teh cheezburgurs drop frum teh skeye!
nd den teh 60 cheezbugers nd den teh kitteh eatz it
I’s ur Rube
Purrformung a simpull tasck inn a commplex weigh.
mouse trap ftw! ~
Umm, WTF is all over that cowch? Lookz liek sumbuddy has a srs territory-marking issue.
lmao. srsly.
EEEEWWWWWWW. I passes owt from da smell.
Jes, I wunnered that tew. An does karpets…?
Muches as ah luffs ichc, teh dekorating tipz seen heer? DO NOT WANT.
Mebbeh dey bleechin pee markinz?
u guyz funnee! Srsly … i think i usta liv der … dunno, the 70s kinda a big blurrrr…
“Umm, I’ll take ‘Good Lord! What smells like pee?!’ for $600, Alex”
WINZ. Meny, meny winz!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!
luvz it.
IT’S A TRAP!
this is relevant to my interests. Mowsies!
kitteh haz properlee markd bukkit as hiz wif hiz picshur…no lolrus can haz hiz bukkit!
…and then bucket drops on head
…and then I steals cheezburger
Is like old game “Mousetrap” – cept mousies Is ketch Is eat – noes plastic mices fore me!
Off da wall, off da sign, off da floor, Nothin’ but net! — too esoteric?
yu wish!
Kitteh can haz way too much tymez on his Paws
Maykin menny trapzez to checkz for dere flawz
Da Peetza Guyz fell viktum jus teh uther nyte
Wentz daown eeezee wiffout much uv a fyte
Toonyte, itz Cheezburgrz an Kitteh canz bayrlee waytz
To see if da trappz arez merseefull in dere faytz
Jack.
Ur Shayksperyn versez…plz showz me them.
wayt… iz a bukkit ov elektrofyd kitti??
wtf??
An den mah hoomun sez, “I see wut u r doin thar!” An I get cuddlez an pettinz an nip.
I r clevarast inventr kitteh in teh wurld.
Hyoomin come out in mornin to see veree large pylz of string wer valubl Purrsian rug usta be.
“Kittah!!! U in big trubbl neow!”
(az the Big Lebowski wud say, the rug kinda pullz the room togethr…)
until kitty pulled it apart
Or peed on it!
Why I want do this? Is cheezburger in bucket?
Iz dat lolrus bukkit? Stop, theefs!
my teecher is makin me do a Roob Goldbrg machin. it wuz not fun.
add more cats.
And maybe some monkeys. You can never have enough monkeys.
Halween bukkit too erly
Has no candees
I mess up carpit nsted
mah Squeezl, she luffs hur som karpet, she luffs to pik pik pik wif her klawz til da fluffehz com owt, den she eetz dem, den she barfz on zomewhar elz. We haz wun-a-dem carpitybaffmatz, u kno, kinda plushy karpet wif rubbur bak, sellz at wawl-murt… well Skweezl luffz foar GRAB TAKKL SUMMURSAULT KIK KIK KIK KIK!!!!!!!!!! When I tayk showar, she juz lyz on flore kik kik kik hur baffmat. We has othur baffmat so iz ok she daztroyz dat wun. Othur kitiz ar lyk… WTF it juz a baffmat….
Yay, da fun lyf ov teh Squeezl.
Elfi!!! my Snickakitteh duz same fing!!! Iz little pink baffmat shredzez evvywhere in baffroom…like technicolor mozzarella…him LUVVZ to kill sum baffmatz!! Iz mebbe anti-rubber-backing vendetta? bcuz himz don’t never do it to ‘versible kynd of baffmat.
Kittehz haz much weerd.
i firs tyme comment – U FUnYEE!! so you kityee.
my kityees wone evun wok on da baffmat – wok all roun it. no like on feetses.
mai kitteh pees on baffmat
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FTZiOSsdDHE
“A Rube Goldberg Machine Made by two W.P. Wagner School Students in Edmonton, Canada.
Used real cat in the machine! Cool stuff!”
Isn’t that the same toy as teh “Gimmeh” kitteh a while back?
iz a popuulur toi. I gotz wun.
Mah blak kiti, Bastien, him partikular luvs da stik-toi wif da curly-ztryng dangly teh mowzy at teh end.
Mah S’renity Squeezl, she luvs stik-toi wif da bitey-fluff at da end. She chawmp. BachooyChawmp. Den kik kik kik lol.
Do u gotz wire-toy wif paper squidgets on da end?? I bet yr Squeezl wud LUV dat toy. My BadKitteh knoez which drawer I keepz dat toy in, an every-so-offen him tryz to open drawer wif SooperPawz ™ an tayk out toy. “Mumma? Iz playtyme…..No, dat NOT question; dat STATEMINT. Iz PLAYTYME.”
Rube Goldberg kitteh has a string theeree?????
Hehe… it’s like The Incredible Machine!
Mebbe I can git cheezburger using dis Rube Lolburg Machine…
Dis bein one mose beyewtifull blak kitteh I ever see…but I fink it look like he gots five feets. Mus be mewtant kitteh wif powrful brane!!!
No kitty comment from me, your original was too good on this photer.
I Didn’t find that so funny
No Ofennce
teh taco wants 2 eet u
i lke tacos i puts lots o meet