Comments on: i not barf.

By: HAYYitzRAYY

HAYYitzRAYY — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:15:31 +0000

awwww teh por kitteh imagen b4 tay put it on dis website imagen wat happent

By: mizuu

mizuu — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:59:25 +0000

i coulda hadz a v-ate but i hadz mouse drinky instedz!!!!

By: CwazyBen

CwazyBen — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:24:34 +0000

This why u nevah spit dah gum out winders. It ruvenges.

By: elizabeth browne

elizabeth browne — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 23:43:02 +0000

yew halp meh cuzzy ah feelings bettah nawh. meow messy eatah twosomeness

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:21:58 +0000

yeppers. and when dey hit 20 and go on to da bridge, eben tho it sad, it almost liek a cellybrayshun dat dey had SUCH a greyt long ride!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:47:58 +0000

U has a flavur! da flavur of a n00b! Ohhhh so taystee! Jus kiddin. HALLO!

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:41:43 +0000

mousegaritas are dood, too–sometimes, da katlua be a liddle sweet…. (but bof go well wif barbequed batwings)

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:40:27 +0000

oh, annie, i been missing you so much! hope youz feeling betterer eech day. (NEENER NEENER NEENER!)

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:38:54 +0000

hee hee. too bad i can’t spell KMR, huh? oy. kittun mook replaycement….. yeppers, too hard fur a hoomin.

they are so CYOOT when furst lernin to eat, tho!

By: Erin

Erin — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:20:37 +0000

i notuced it too-it r 5 hrs behine me-i yive in ks-wuz beginnin to tink i cudn’t tel tiem no moar

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:56:28 +0000

*em*. o dr. nil 4 PP. 1 lulz no same bkwrd az 4wrd. wtf?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:48:17 +0000

hi Herb, diss iz Chuck.
*mon mon mon*

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 23:44:04 +0000

weev got ear-wurmz major Pleh
weev got ear-wurmz Major pleh
weev got eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear am i eeting from a tin can,
peeeeepz put on teh floor,
mah gawjuz eyez iz blue,
but wun shud be sea-green too…

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:17:03 +0000

I haz feegured dat, too, sayme way.

By: jeanne

jeanne — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:01:15 +0000

wen i wuz sik wit floo (at krismaz tym – DO NOT WANT!), my 2 kittehs staid wit me all teh dayz and nytz. come to snuzzl at mee and kurl up behynd my neez to sleep. best gud frenz!

By: gristgal

gristgal — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:16:02 +0000

O frizzlefrazzle. I bettar goes bak 2 bedz till brayn waykz up. If duz.

By: gristgal

gristgal — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:13:35 +0000

I goofd. Ment 2 reply 2 U, but itz @ bottm, #36245. “Ngayg brayn B4 putz fingrz N gear.”

By: gristgal

gristgal — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:09:48 +0000

thx Wuz teh sadnizz an teh luuk ov reprowch en teh ayzez dat maydz mi tink ov. Howz dey mehkz so much grayt expreshunz wif all teh furz N not zo meny musslz en fehz iz whut getz mee.

I hez seed diz 2 muchs en littl kittehs B4 hoo wuz orphunz R sumthn an hehd 2 be tawt 2 lappz melk 2 yung. Kittehs *haytz* dirtee fehsez. Mommaz awlluz kep *kleeen*. If dey stayz wif mommaz lohng enuf, mommaz allayz teechz em 2 lapz melk R watr neetlee, kawz dey getz 2 see *her* du itz. I tinks kittehs gots “mirror neurons” 2. Kitteh seez, kitteh duhz. Hoomunz kant du, coz hoomunz gots no skratchy tung 2 howlld teh dropz of melk – an owr nozes getz N wai.

Dippn noze N melk wurkz, but I no lihkz. Hoomunz allayz N hurreez. I lurn on meny kittehs when I wuz littl gurl. Teh bettr tekneekz iz furrst 2 hohld bebbeh kitteh, tawks softlee 2 itz an gentlee strowk till itz reeLAXd – iffn U goes 2 fahst, sumtimz U gets skratchd cos dey iz skehrd.

Den 2 howld littl hed N 1 hendz, jennntlee 4se mowf opn, dipz fingrtip ov othr hend N melk (R 4mulah), an dripz dropz N2 mowf. R tutch 2 slytlee opn mowf, ef dey strugglz 2 muches 2 getz Nsidez . Dey getz fehzez not so much dirtee, an haytz it not so verree much. Lurrn much kwickr. Littl tummeh getz rownd wit melk soonerz, purrz soonerz, purrz moar. Den dey fallz azleap N Ur lapz. Want. No, *much* want.

Onlee membrz dey needz littr bohx az soon az wakez. ;D Bettr 2 jentlee lays sleepn kitteh N itz bedd aftr kuppl minitz.

By: abarclay12

abarclay12 — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:53:46 +0000

I lik-ah the Yo-Play Yo-gurt. I save my Yo-gurt tops to help cure a the cancer.

By: happyfunsmilecat

happyfunsmilecat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:40:49 +0000

insted of nyam, nyam, nyam

i went NYAM, NYAM, NYAM!!!1!

By: Flartus

Flartus — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:17:43 +0000

“Dis is Major Pleh to grownd control,
i’z eeting off teh floor,
and i’m feeling in the most peculiar way,
and this fud tastes furry different…todaaaaay…”

By: MassCara

MassCara — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:28:16 +0000

Durr – sicks owerz…wayt…wutz sicks owerz behynd Bahstin??/ Da Siffick Oeshin????/ Iz ICHC onna bote???// (Onna free hower tore???/?)

By: MassCara

MassCara — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:23:58 +0000

This iz indeed the chunkiest thred ai’ve seen inna wyle.

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:42:23 +0000

1 lulz

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:38:37 +0000

face decaf.

By: sparklypoof

sparklypoof — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:20:19 +0000

Thank you, now I have that in my head.

By: yvi-kitteh

yvi-kitteh — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:52:14 +0000

diz happened to me once when i was an au pair…

5yr old boy learned noo word in kindergarten… went like “oooops, i farted” trying to get a reaction from me… it was teh funniest thing… so i tried really hard, not to grin, when i told him dat diz wuz a bad word and not funnay! lol

By: Flartus

Flartus — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:13:01 +0000

duz u has a flavr of cheezburgerz??

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:51:08 +0000

aw, u all, tak katllauwa!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:47:11 +0000

LOL!, mon….hehehehe

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:46:27 +0000

tanks tb/nr- i releeft.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:44:48 +0000

yes, as a wise man once wrote….”he laid down the melancholy burden of sanity”..but yu gonna luv dis place, n00b!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:43:45 +0000

swap paws!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:40:16 +0000

thx for teh validashun, THC….I raised lots of orphanz and when they wuz first lernin, dey wuz vury messie

By: Gladys

Gladys — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:08:21 +0000

Kittehz is gud sickday caretakerz. Once longago, bofe me an my guy wuz very very sick (which wuz our own fawlt–kidz, don’t do drugz!) an it wuz seeriously 100 degreez owtside, which only made us sickr…my 2 kittehz (may they R.I.P cuz dey wuz som GUD kittehz, dem wuz) sat owtside our bedroom door, one on eech side, like lions at Art Institoot. Wuz touching.

Tho my current kittehz luv me (at mealtime, anyway) I fink if I wuz deffly sick, deze kittehz mite consider eeting me. Themz just lyke dat; I luvvem anywayz.

By: Jeanie

Jeanie — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:07:10 +0000

Palindromes. I lubs dem.

By: B!

B! — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:37:45 +0000

Keep kitteh away from da SALT!!!!!

By: MassCara

MassCara — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:01:56 +0000

Onna syd noet – iz ichc hostid in Hawiyee??/ Cuz mah poestz r fyv owerz behynd mah akshuwull tym. (Iz midnyt in Bahstin.)

By: MassCara

MassCara — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:58:38 +0000

Akshully, pon seckind fot, ai fink kittehz ize r so big cuz e has fewd up iz noz. *SNORTE*

Pore behbeh!!!1

By: MassCara

MassCara — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:56:38 +0000

Hai n00b!!1

By: Annie

Annie — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:35:45 +0000

Dang it! effery tiem i go to wordpress that happens! i’m not meee anymore then!

By: animalfrend

animalfrend — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:33:23 +0000

hiss ’bout tiem u showed up!

By: turkeyburger (no relation)

turkeyburger (no relation) — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:32:38 +0000

Mapman, welcome, and kiss your sanity buhbye

By: rifunit

rifunit — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:31:13 +0000

I’m saving sum faw lata

By: turkeyburger (no relation)

turkeyburger (no relation) — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:29:11 +0000

Pittypat – no, not srsly. Well, srsly did gimme heebie-jeebiez, but did not mean for my post to have nasty-tone-ness. Was tryin’ to makes with teh funneh mox-srs. Prolly shud have put smiley-thingy in dere. I likes teh palindromezes–always gud to mix up teh kinds of posts. Much better than teh “dood u r gai” kind of posts. Keep with the originality, and posts away–u not nasty-person

BTW, my favorite is an oldie: “He goddam mad dog, eh?”. Kinda teh funneh if u say it fast.

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:29:07 +0000

it were a/d and krm puddin’ (tanks, COL!) bery bery dood stuff, iffen you a liddle kittun.

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:26:51 +0000

ah, yes, i remember it well. (cans of a/d on top of fridge, the 12-oz cans of powdered kmr in da furront room…. da one wif da liddle FeLV pastel calico in it….)

By: tenhousecats

tenhousecats — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:22:12 +0000

as dey sey, take two torties, and call me in da morning!

By: ToriTiger

ToriTiger — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:17:02 +0000

poor puppeh. :C

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:08:36 +0000

edit: Maj. Pleh! Dood! Help! Jam!