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I messy eeter.
submitted by: kurt h.
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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wut? i gotz sumfin’ on mah fayse?
ur mocha latte … has gud flavr.
I eet all ur fome and whupt creem. Go git sum moar, plz.
Mah kitteh wunce sed dubble Kamikaze haz gud flavr. Mah kitteh also haz teh IQ of a slug. I finkin dere may be sum caws an efekt.
Durr durr kamkikazme dont not do dat I been drainkin ‘em fer yeerz. Durrrdurrrdurrr.
IQ of slug. Much win. I thot only mah puppehs had dis issue. My puppeh will sneez and bonk hed on floor often. Not that legs are too short–just not teh brightest.
poor puppeh. :C
Keep kitteh away from da SALT!!!!!
face decaf.
Dude! I did not drunk liek 28 beerz…
(I wish I could post that pic for comparison, lolz)
Can has tissue, plz?
Wut you mean? I not eet ur cookie doe ice creem! Y u alwayz blaymin me?
dis happin 2 me 2! alwayz blame.. *wipes mouf* i not eat dah cupcakes neithr *hides wappers* so unfare..!
Today I am sick and this picture made me feel barfy too.
Sip a coke and eat saltine crackers reel slow. i hope u feelz bettah!
Feels bettur, Andy. ichc iz a gud weigh 2 spennd a syk dai.
i tuked 2 of them last week…my puppeh didnint think ichc wuz teh best use of my time, but she didnint unnerstand that goin fur a walk in 90 digrees wuznint an opshun.
kittehs r bedder 4 sick dez, i tinks.
Hope yu ar muches better nao, lolfrien!
*coff coff* gettin dere…but i prolly feelz bedder than andy!
dat suup dun taystd lyk teh yuck
Whut yoo kant see iz that dis kitteh’s brudder walked bye an thwacked himz on teh hed jest az himz started drinkin himz miwlk. Brudder-kitteh iz laffin jest off-camra.
Yoo must has a brudder! Yoo unnerstanz teh sibblin relayshonship!
I has no seebslings but I has 3 sonz and dis teh kinda fing dey doo. Dribes mumma nutz but iz kinda funnee sumtymes too. I laff wen dey noe lookin.
Mai bestest fren has 4 kidz, she sez hardest ting to do is NOT LAFF wen kidz do funny/bad tings. She laff in udder room after dey leev. Den she call me up and tell me an ai laff big tiem! “Ur kid sed WUT in da klassrume??? ROFL!!!”
Yeah…itz alwayeez funnee if iz sumwun elses kid…but not if it iz yurz!!
Now I don feel so bad abowt alla fiting i didz wif my brudder. We wuz just enertanening the folks!
diz happened to me once when i was an au pair…
5yr old boy learned noo word in kindergarten… went like “oooops, i farted” trying to get a reaction from me… it was teh funniest thing… so i tried really hard, not to grin, when i told him dat diz wuz a bad word and not funnay! lol
I has got icanhascheezburger rapt arownd mah liddul toe wiv mah big bloo eyez. Cute has a flavor.
Mah, i gots ter stey hoam frum skuel t’days… not lyin ‘is tyme, honiss…
i gots bad tummy.
DRs can has syk 2dai 2?? Iz an ichc eppademmick!
lolfrens! stai well! Drynk ur oringe jooss an tayke ur vitiminashens ov teh “C” varietee. Tuk ur sellvs in 2 bed an hang wiff lolcats. Dat mayke everee won bettur!
oboy. I nawt sik but I go znuggl mah kittehz an’ tayk napz ennywaez.
Wat a koe-eenk-ee-deenk! I haz had a sik day 2! I just comed down stayrs a bit ago to chek on lolfrenzs. I haz been in bed since noon, wit a rumbly tummie and a headake and a feever. My kitteh haz bin standeeng gard at foot of bed and sumtimez chekeeng on me by meowering and sniffin me!
Awwwww. Annie kitteh taykes gud cair of mom.
as dey sey, take two torties, and call me in da morning!
hiss ’bout tiem u showed up!
Dang it! effery tiem i go to wordpress that happens! i’m not meee anymore then!
Kittehz is gud sickday caretakerz. Once longago, bofe me an my guy wuz very very sick (which wuz our own fawlt–kidz, don’t do drugz!) an it wuz seeriously 100 degreez owtside, which only made us sickr…my 2 kittehz (may they R.I.P cuz dey wuz som GUD kittehz, dem wuz) sat owtside our bedroom door, one on eech side, like lions at Art Institoot. Wuz touching.
Tho my current kittehz luv me (at mealtime, anyway) I fink if I wuz deffly sick, deze kittehz mite consider eeting me. Themz just lyke dat; I luvvem anywayz.
duz u has a flavr of cheezburgerz??
wen i wuz sik wit floo (at krismaz tym - DO NOT WANT!), my 2 kittehs staid wit me all teh dayz and nytz. come to snuzzl at mee and kurl up behynd my neez to sleep. best gud frenz!
You can has napykin? plz?
In Soviet Russia messy eeterz get charm school and 30 lashes. Wif a wet noodl.
no spare noodle in soviet russia - 30 lashes w dead rat before eating
Then theyz dump u in borsht. In a bukkit. Iz crool punushmint calld “beeting.”
dey dumps da rat in da borsht u meen? giud proteen source!!
**beeting**!!!
HA…very big wif the phunnie!
jes, i tink it bee wurth a WIN!
DEY gots bukkit??? Sumbuddy tel Lolrus!
WIN! wif teh pun. Verry gud.
beeting!!!!! FTW!!!
An in charm School you walk ’round wif book an ur hed while wipin ur mouf.
in Soviet Russia, CharmSkool Gits U!!11!!!!
I can haz Belgian Dip?
Got mlk?
No, rly, Yu got mlk? Gimee
MAJOR PLEH
I’m in ur bathroom
wrshpn yur porcelain goddess
Major Pleh reportin fr doody sir!
Maj. Pleh! Help! Jam!
OK, how are you doing that??
edit: Maj. Pleh! Dood! Help! Jam!
“Major Pleh, ur dinner’s gone
is your tums okay, is dere sumfing rong,
can u heers me, Major Pleh?”
LOL! Teh Thin White Puke.
(apologies to David Blowie… er, Bowie)
maaaah brekfast came out ov a tin can,
thaaaaaaaaat iz why ah hurled.
chin iz dipped in spew, an i gotz less thumbs than yu
*jing-ga-jing ga-jing ga-jing-jing*
“Dis is Major Pleh to grownd control,
i’z eeting off teh floor,
and i’m feeling in the most peculiar way,
and this fud tastes furry different…todaaaaay…”
weev got ear-wurmz major Pleh
weev got ear-wurmz Major pleh
weev got eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear am i eeting from a tin can,
peeeeepz put on teh floor,
mah gawjuz eyez iz blue,
but wun shud be sea-green too…
Thank you, now I have that in my head.
This iz indeed the chunkiest thred ai’ve seen inna wyle.