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wut? i gotz sumfin’ on mah fayse?
ur mocha latte … has gud flavr.
I eet all ur fome and whupt creem. Go git sum moar, plz.
Mah kitteh wunce sed dubble Kamikaze haz gud flavr. Mah kitteh also haz teh IQ of a slug. I finkin dere may be sum caws an efekt.
Durr durr kamkikazme dont not do dat I been drainkin ‘em fer yeerz. Durrrdurrrdurrr.
IQ of slug. Much win. I thot only mah puppehs had dis issue. My puppeh will sneez and bonk hed on floor often. Not that legs are too short–just not teh brightest.
poor puppeh. :C
awwww teh por kitteh imagen b4 tay put it on dis website imagen wat happent
Keep kitteh away from da SALT!!!!!
face decaf.
Dude! I did not drunk liek 28 beerz…
(I wish I could post that pic for comparison, lolz)
Can has tissue, plz?
Wut you mean? I not eet ur cookie doe ice creem! Y u alwayz blaymin me?
dis happin 2 me 2! alwayz blame.. *wipes mouf* i not eat dah cupcakes neithr *hides wappers* so unfare..!
Today I am sick and this picture made me feel barfy too.
Sip a coke and eat saltine crackers reel slow. i hope u feelz bettah!
Feels bettur, Andy. ichc iz a gud weigh 2 spennd a syk dai.
i tuked 2 of them last week…my puppeh didnint think ichc wuz teh best use of my time, but she didnint unnerstand that goin fur a walk in 90 digrees wuznint an opshun.
kittehs r bedder 4 sick dez, i tinks.
Hope yu ar muches better nao, lolfrien!
*coff coff* gettin dere…but i prolly feelz bedder than andy!
dat suup dun taystd lyk teh yuck
Whut yoo kant see iz that dis kitteh’s brudder walked bye an thwacked himz on teh hed jest az himz started drinkin himz miwlk. Brudder-kitteh iz laffin jest off-camra.
Yoo must has a brudder! Yoo unnerstanz teh sibblin relayshonship!
I has no seebslings but I has 3 sonz and dis teh kinda fing dey doo. Dribes mumma nutz but iz kinda funnee sumtymes too. I laff wen dey noe lookin.
Mai bestest fren has 4 kidz, she sez hardest ting to do is NOT LAFF wen kidz do funny/bad tings. She laff in udder room after dey leev. Den she call me up and tell me an ai laff big tiem! “Ur kid sed WUT in da klassrume??? ROFL!!!”
Yeah…itz alwayeez funnee if iz sumwun elses kid…but not if it iz yurz!!
Now I don feel so bad abowt alla fiting i didz wif my brudder. We wuz just enertanening the folks!
diz happened to me once when i was an au pair…
5yr old boy learned noo word in kindergarten… went like “oooops, i farted” trying to get a reaction from me… it was teh funniest thing… so i tried really hard, not to grin, when i told him dat diz wuz a bad word and not funnay! lol
I has got icanhascheezburger rapt arownd mah liddul toe wiv mah big bloo eyez. Cute has a flavor.
Mah, i gots ter stey hoam frum skuel t’days… not lyin ‘is tyme, honiss…
i gots bad tummy.
DRs can has syk 2dai 2?? Iz an ichc eppademmick!
lolfrens! stai well! Drynk ur oringe jooss an tayke ur vitiminashens ov teh “C” varietee. Tuk ur sellvs in 2 bed an hang wiff lolcats. Dat mayke everee won bettur!
oboy. I nawt sik but I go znuggl mah kittehz an’ tayk napz ennywaez.
Wat a koe-eenk-ee-deenk! I haz had a sik day 2! I just comed down stayrs a bit ago to chek on lolfrenzs. I haz been in bed since noon, wit a rumbly tummie and a headake and a feever. My kitteh haz bin standeeng gard at foot of bed and sumtimez chekeeng on me by meowering and sniffin me!
Awwwww. Annie kitteh taykes gud cair of mom.
as dey sey, take two torties, and call me in da morning!
hiss ’bout tiem u showed up!
Dang it! effery tiem i go to wordpress that happens! i’m not meee anymore then!
Kittehz is gud sickday caretakerz. Once longago, bofe me an my guy wuz very very sick (which wuz our own fawlt–kidz, don’t do drugz!) an it wuz seeriously 100 degreez owtside, which only made us sickr…my 2 kittehz (may they R.I.P cuz dey wuz som GUD kittehz, dem wuz) sat owtside our bedroom door, one on eech side, like lions at Art Institoot. Wuz touching.
Tho my current kittehz luv me (at mealtime, anyway) I fink if I wuz deffly sick, deze kittehz mite consider eeting me. Themz just lyke dat; I luvvem anywayz.
duz u has a flavr of cheezburgerz??
wen i wuz sik wit floo (at krismaz tym – DO NOT WANT!), my 2 kittehs staid wit me all teh dayz and nytz. come to snuzzl at mee and kurl up behynd my neez to sleep. best gud frenz!
You can has napykin? plz?
In Soviet Russia messy eeterz get charm school and 30 lashes. Wif a wet noodl.
no spare noodle in soviet russia – 30 lashes w dead rat before eating
Then theyz dump u in borsht. In a bukkit. Iz crool punushmint calld “beeting.”
dey dumps da rat in da borsht u meen? giud proteen source!!
**beeting**!!!
HA…very big wif the phunnie!
jes, i tink it bee wurth a WIN!
DEY gots bukkit??? Sumbuddy tel Lolrus!
WIN! wif teh pun. Verry gud.
beeting!!!!! FTW!!!
An in charm School you walk ’round wif book an ur hed while wipin ur mouf.
in Soviet Russia, CharmSkool Gits U!!11!!!!
I can haz Belgian Dip?
Got mlk?
No, rly, Yu got mlk? Gimee
MAJOR PLEH
I’m in ur bathroom
wrshpn yur porcelain goddess
Major Pleh reportin fr doody sir!
Maj. Pleh! Help! Jam!
OK, how are you doing that??
edit: Maj. Pleh! Dood! Help! Jam!
“Major Pleh, ur dinner’s gone
is your tums okay, is dere sumfing rong,
can u heers me, Major Pleh?”
LOL! Teh Thin White Puke.
(apologies to David Blowie… er, Bowie)
maaaah brekfast came out ov a tin can,
thaaaaaaaaat iz why ah hurled.
chin iz dipped in spew, an i gotz less thumbs than yu
*jing-ga-jing ga-jing ga-jing-jing*
“Dis is Major Pleh to grownd control,
i’z eeting off teh floor,
and i’m feeling in the most peculiar way,
and this fud tastes furry different…todaaaaay…”
weev got ear-wurmz major Pleh
weev got ear-wurmz Major pleh
weev got eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear am i eeting from a tin can,
peeeeepz put on teh floor,
mah gawjuz eyez iz blue,
but wun shud be sea-green too…
Thank you, now I have that in my head.
This iz indeed the chunkiest thred ai’ve seen inna wyle.
Mebbye it wuz yur izecreem befor, but its mine now!!
Yu woodn’t spank a cuuute widdle ikkle-bikkle kittie wif blu eiz like DIS, wold yu?
Okeh, I shares.
Hai. Mai nayme Ralphie.
Nice to meetcha I’m Earl.
Ann iem Puke Skywaker.
Commander Technicolor Port Bow Yawn the Third, at your service.
[courtly bow]
You may call me Harbl.
*gasp* can’t……..breathe…………..too much…………LOL….
(I expect a Spaceballs reference at any moment)
Oh, and I forgot to introduce myself…Leftenent Wes Rhodes-Pizza.
I sometymes go by “Herb”.
hi Herb, diss iz Chuck.
*mon mon mon*
LOLZ!!! MAJER WINSS!!! beeyootifulest bebehkittteh!!
Kitteh ettiket
Won’t allou dis sort of ting.
Kitteh, lik yer lipz.
haiku FTW!
lookz liek lil kitteh haiku’d awl over teh kichin floar.
glad I wuzn’t drinking teh tsty bevrgz when I reed that wun…
yah…gives poetree slam a hole new meening!!
Funny site… I’m enjoying lots!
OK, this is actually the grossest LOLcat photo I’ve seen on this site.
Oh, c’mon now…look closer. That actually appears to be kitten formula, perhaps mixed with a little Science Diet A/D…very nutritious for little ones!
Gross??? WOT? Iz fun of nom an awsum, full of squee an …. er, bebeh foodz ♥!
wel bebehfuds IS grows.
ah, yes, i remember it well. (cans of a/d on top of fridge, the 12-oz cans of powdered kmr in da furront room…. da one wif da liddle FeLV pastel calico in it….)
i barf’d
Pleez to hav Handi-Wipe! Awwwww……an u noes u getz “silent meow,” tu!
Oh, ‘lissa … i forgotz how littl an sweet that bebeh waz … thanx!
BTW, dat pikshur sender inner is nawt me. It linked to a MY Spase profile.
Yes, iz mebbe kind of gross. Iz der a problum wit dat?
I can has Choklit melk, espeshuly wen yooz not lookink!
No, no, no – bad kitteh! no choklit!! Iz poyzon for kittehs!!
(Nefer mind that dey lieks it!!)
ok den, i can has blenderated cheezburgerz-4-kittnz nom nom?
Is it just me, or are the blacks of kitty’s eyes star-shaped?
[nod]
u show ptenshul, mah pupil
Eye agree.
Hmmmmm, star-shaped are kittehs eye blacks, mention that you now. things these Yoda noes. and Teho
Akshully, pon seckind fot, ai fink kittehz ize r so big cuz e has fewd up iz noz. *SNORTE*
Pore behbeh!!!1
Onna syd noet – iz ichc hostid in Hawiyee??/ Cuz mah poestz r fyv owerz behynd mah akshuwull tym. (Iz midnyt in Bahstin.)
Durr – sicks owerz…wayt…wutz sicks owerz behynd Bahstin??/ Da Siffick Oeshin????/ Iz ICHC onna bote???// (Onna free hower tore???/?)
I haz feegured dat, too, sayme way.
i notuced it too-it r 5 hrs behine me-i yive in ks-wuz beginnin to tink i cudn’t tel tiem no moar
soy milk?
kitteh no vegan.
Awww kitteh lookz like mah Tootsie! She lived to be 24!♥ Tootsie hadda perfekt reverse kitler stashe.
OMG 24???? Fur reel? Yu a good mommah!
Yes I gota her whin I wuz 15 an she went to kitteh hebben when i wuz 39.
She meen as hell. Pettin allus on her termz,but she vary fun an playful too. but ifn she dinnit want lovvin, LOOKOUT! Hiss hiss growlie bite. She wud attack mah frens for no reeson. My momma say she ive so long cuz she full of piss an vinegar.
oh yeah?????? Den dat meenz I will live furevar!!!!!!!!
hahahaha! Hay … how doez 24 figur in hyoomin yrs? 158? Holy crap!
Iff dis tru, I’s ded!
Man, I thot my G-I-L’s kitteh wuz doin’ gud to be almos’ 19. Himz was B & W too–mebbe connexion? Himz waz largest kitteh I ever seed for long tiem. As he gotz older he thinned down until he waz big fuzzeh bag of bonz.
Hey, my Tux wuz 21 wen he finly had a stroak & had to leave me. He lookd a lot like this bebe, but had entirely blak face with glorious white whikkers. When I got him he waied haff a pound, nex day I looked agin and he waied 20. (Seemz liek dat, anyhow.)
Yes I fink dere is old kitteh tux kitteh connecshun. As far as I’z concerned any kitteh dat livs loanger dan 14 or 15 dey lukkie kittehs ( if day in gud helth)
yeppers. and when dey hit 20 and go on to da bridge, eben tho it sad, it almost liek a cellybrayshun dat dey had SUCH a greyt long ride!
Wao! Yesh, u deserve a win irl fur kitteh longetivityness! That kitteh cudda gotta driver’s license and drived 2 teh store fur ur Katlua!
Ai try to convinse mah kittehs to go to stor 4 me. I say “Kitteh, ai put ten dollahs in ur collar an harness u to tinee waginn, u go down to Seben-Elebbin and git me a 6-pak, k?” an kittehs luk at me liek, “WUTever, luzer.”
dam….must be a konspeerasee! Mine do teh same theeng!
Reminds me of teh old joke. Kinda R-rated. Teh punchline is “well, I never had 20 dollars before.” If you haven’t heard, holler and I’ll post it.
hollerin!
Okay, I will translate into lolspeak as much as possible:
Dood has trained puppeh. He gives teh puppeh 5 dollarz of munniez and teh puppeh runs down teh street to teh store to buyz him tsty bevrgz. One day dood does not have teh 5 munniez, only teh 20 dollar munniez. He give to puppeh, thinkin dat puppeh can carry change back home. Puppeh leavez, but does not come bak with tsty bevrgz. After while dood leaves to go look for puppeh. On teh way to teh store, he passes by side alley and seez his puppeh makin’ teh sweeet lurve to teh ladee puppeh, who has teh 20 dollar munny tucked under her collar. Dood sayz “Puppeh, WTF? U never done dis befor!” and puppeh sayz “datz because I never have 20 dollarz befor”.
Lol tiem nao.
LOLz! Tanx fur posstung. Dat vrey vrey phunnie. Hadd nevur herd bee4. Nouw I kan entertayne mah werkmaytes wiff da phunnie.
Much lolies!
Hay, I be impressd, tu … 24, wow!
How bloody cute is that!!!
Exorcist kitty says: ” ’scuze mi — I ben a lil’ possesseded.”
Iz possibl to be a “lil’” possesseded? Is lik beina “lil’” pregnint?
“R U showing yet?”
“No … I’m just a lil’ possessed. A month or two moar, an I’ll be HUGE. Also CRAZED.”
demon-kitn sez “whut an ekselnt dai fur an eksersizm, father…”
U pushz mai noze N dat kowld stufz an telz mi datz az gud az mi mommaz melk barr? Iz naht.
Mommaz melk iz *warrm*. Mommaz *washz* mai fehz purrrty N *kleen*. U dirteez itz. I wantz mi momma. Y U tehk mi frum dere? Home, plz. kthxbai
That so sweet… I m sad now.
thx Wuz teh sadnizz an teh luuk ov reprowch en teh ayzez dat maydz mi tink ov. Howz dey mehkz so much grayt expreshunz wif all teh furz N not zo meny musslz en fehz iz whut getz mee.
I hez seed diz 2 muchs en littl kittehs B4 hoo wuz orphunz R sumthn an hehd 2 be tawt 2 lappz melk 2 yung. Kittehs *haytz* dirtee fehsez. Mommaz awlluz kep *kleeen*. If dey stayz wif mommaz lohng enuf, mommaz allayz teechz em 2 lapz melk R watr neetlee, kawz dey getz 2 see *her* du itz. I tinks kittehs gots “mirror neurons” 2. Kitteh seez, kitteh duhz.
Hoomunz kant du, coz hoomunz gots no skratchy tung 2 howlld teh dropz of melk – an owr nozes getz N wai. 
Dippn noze N melk wurkz, but I no lihkz. Hoomunz allayz N hurreez. I lurn on meny kittehs when I wuz littl gurl. Teh bettr tekneekz iz furrst 2 hohld bebbeh kitteh, tawks softlee 2 itz an gentlee strowk till itz reeLAXd – iffn U goes 2 fahst, sumtimz U gets skratchd cos dey iz skehrd.
Den 2 howld littl hed N 1 hendz, jennntlee 4se mowf opn, dipz fingrtip ov othr hend N melk (R 4mulah), an dripz dropz N2 mowf. R tutch 2 slytlee opn mowf, ef dey strugglz 2 muches 2 getz Nsidez . Dey getz fehzez not so much dirtee, an haytz it not so verree much. Lurrn much kwickr. Littl tummeh getz rownd wit melk soonerz, purrz soonerz, purrz moar. Den dey fallz azleap N Ur lapz. Want. No, *much* want.
Onlee membrz dey needz littr bohx az soon az wakez. ;D Bettr 2 jentlee lays sleepn kitteh N itz bedd aftr kuppl minitz.
I goofd. Ment 2 reply 2 U, but itz @ bottm, #36245. “Ngayg brayn B4 putz fingrz N gear.”
O frizzlefrazzle. I bettar goes bak 2 bedz till brayn waykz up. If duz.
Oh HAI. I cleend ur cak-mixin’ bowl for u. I can has tsty milk bevrgz nao?
eeting-kontest kitteh wants Kobayashi’s title
Only if deyz be eatin’ teh CHEEZBURGRZ!!!1!
Flesh–saw Mom wash self!
Yur palindromic mastery makes me uncomfortable…feelin’ little liek TMI. Must go wash brain nao. Did not want.
srsly?
I am srsly impressd, Pittypat! Also feel lik ‘tard. I slink away neow …
But i meanz that in a GUD way … u clever! Keep thoz palindromez comin!
Color me stupid, but i dun git it – Maybe nausea from Chantix, but need definishon of palindromez? Akshuuly, color me grein from nausea…………
I WANT A CIGARETTE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A palindrome is a word, phrase, or sentence that reads front-to-back exactly the same as it reads back-to-front. One of the most popular ones is how God introduced Eve in the garden of Eden: “Madam, Adam.” A very short one would be “bob.” It reads the same R-L or L-R.
Pittypat is GOOD with the palindromes.
Very gud!… i enjoyz them.
Annie … hang in der …. get sumthin to do wit yur hands, preferably sumthin legal (har!) … make a mantra for the bad ciggie … CIGGIES is DEATH, or sumthin lik that (well … they IZ). Nibble sumthin sweet. Keep it up, gurlfren … ai’s proud of u!
canser stik is PLEH!
I know iz bad. I’z trien really hard. 2 more weeks of medicine and hopefully i won’t need anymore of it to cope. thanks for all your support, I need it!
oh, annie, i been missing you so much! hope youz feeling betterer eech day. (NEENER NEENER NEENER!)
I would have responded earlier but had a train to catch, then dinner, then kitteh feedin, then kitteh loving, oh u knowz.
tb, I see that my post was in poor taste. My apologies! I’ll tone it down.
Meno, fank goodness at first i thought I made you feel bad with my ceaseless goofy jokes but u seem ok wif dem. Don’t want to get annoying here. I love this place.
Elayne, tanks 4 complimints!
Annie, I want won too! And I quit a looong time ago. It gets better. Yoga helped. And gin, heh heh.
Pittypat, how ’bout Katlua? And now that I know what a palindromez iz, I’ll hava be lookin fur moar!! U not annoying. Pleeeaaase!! Nobody stop the goofies!!! I need them moar than ever right now! And thur’s no way in **** that I’m flexible enuff for Yoga – yikes! Extra Katlua fur moi, tankuvrymuch.
aw, u all, tak katllauwa!
mousegaritas are dood, too–sometimes, da katlua be a liddle sweet…. (but bof go well wif barbequed batwings)
Pittypat – no, not srsly. Well, srsly did gimme heebie-jeebiez, but did not mean for my post to have nasty-tone-ness. Was tryin’ to makes with teh funneh mox-srs. Prolly shud have put smiley-thingy in dere. I likes teh palindromezes–always gud to mix up teh kinds of posts. Much better than teh “dood u r gai” kind of posts. Keep with the originality, and posts away–u not nasty-person
BTW, my favorite is an oldie: “He goddam mad dog, eh?”. Kinda teh funneh if u say it fast.
tanks tb/nr- i releeft.
Palindromes. I lubs dem.
savin flavr 4 later
Fursst attemptz arz offen neber pretteh
Speshilly for kyoot liddle Tukseedo Kitten
Drawn klose by teh rich sent uv Kannd Milk
Dat beez so sweet and feelz jus lyke Silk
Beeinz a liddle Kitteh, sum sloppeeness okkurrd
Adding an eckstra hint of kullur to Kitteh’s fur
Jack.
I Luff U kitteh!
“I’d kiss you but I have puke breath!”
Rick Moranis
Strange Brew
ROFL, oh d00d, I tewtally ‘member that line. Too much funny.
I made u sum pudding…
…but I eated it.
it were a/d and krm puddin’ (tanks, COL!) bery bery dood stuff, iffen you a liddle kittun.
thx for teh validashun, THC….I raised lots of orphanz and when they wuz first lernin, dey wuz vury messie
hee hee. too bad i can’t spell KMR, huh? oy. kittun mook replaycement….. yeppers, too hard fur a hoomin.
they are so CYOOT when furst lernin to eat, tho!
Hay guyz im kinda new to dat stuff wif cheezbrgrs n i really wunders wat is dat all bout flavorz? Coz i dun get teh jokez with flavorz.
Hiya, MapMan … scroll down to the bottom of the page where all the blue type is an click on “flavor,” then begin your educashun … is fun! An full of flavr.
Mapman, welcome, and kiss your sanity buhbye
yes, as a wise man once wrote….”he laid down the melancholy burden of sanity”..but yu gonna luv dis place, n00b!
Hai n00b!!1
U has a flavur! da flavur of a n00b! Ohhhh so taystee! Jus kiddin. HALLO!
is eezier to show dan to tell…click on teh flavor tag at teh bottom of teh page. u will see!
oups, sorry…Menopaws’ paws r faster than mines!
swap paws!
un-eating kitteh sounded liek rasta-kitteh
go mon mon mon
ratz. shud haz sed
‘un-eating kitteh sound liek rastafurrian,
go mon mon mon’
*wotevr*
LOL!, mon….hehehehe
1 lulz
*em*. o dr. nil 4 PP. 1 lulz no same bkwrd az 4wrd. wtf?
I’m saving sum faw lata
insted of nyam, nyam, nyam
i went NYAM, NYAM, NYAM!!!1!
I lik-ah the Yo-Play Yo-gurt. I save my Yo-gurt tops to help cure a the cancer.
yew halp meh cuzzy ah feelings bettah nawh. meow messy eatah twosomeness
This why u nevah spit dah gum out winders. It ruvenges.
i coulda hadz a v-ate but i hadz mouse drinky instedz!!!!