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It can be Pon Farr time nao? (U haz to be Trek geek to get dat one
No Pon farr fankoo I has a hedake.
*gibbs u asprin nd points to ur beetrovd*
Did someone say Pon Farr?
I poted thie reel earli dis mornin. I took 4evah!
lissa dis is teh. funnyess. ting. Inna wurld! I misst teh earlier thraeds (nooB). TANKS!
look under geek tag d00de. much phunnie.
ai menshuned dis be4 but ai akshully SAW a road heer in NoVa called Pon Farr rode
ai lolled much an had cars behind me honks much at my swervingz on dah rode
maed mah day!!!!
Nah, we gots seben moar yeers ta goe. Kwestshun is, dat be seben real yeers, or seben kitteh yeers?
SarahD: We duz not talk bout it.
Lolworf, anyone?
or vulkun yeerz?
I’ll get meh lirpa and ahn-woon.
Dammit Jim, I’z a tabby not calico.
win
You collapses now pls?
*whak whak whak* k. nao himz colapses n___n
thnxbai
Yoo getz down. Ahl handul dis.
Iz Scout an Jem Finch kittehz spyin’ on Boo Radlee.
i dares u to tuch teh howse…gwan!
I swearz, Scout, u acts moar lik a gurl evryday!
Winz for teh literaree reference, Boo!
Wats in deh tree today?
catnip anna cheezburger!
heeheeheee! but wherz Dill?
at last, o’hora iz mine!
Spah-kitteh sets pawzers to stuhn
nk pass owt. PASS OWT!!
FUMBS! I NEEDZ FUMBZ DAMMITT!!
curse my lack…oh, come on, stend, ware r u?
I was in the shower damnit !!!
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS
poor stend…not allowed a lyfe no moar…onlee allowed to reed ICHC, waitin fer eny reference to thumbs…not even tyme for kitteh snorgling.
Well, Flartus, sumonez gotta do it! And Stend duz it soooooooooooo well!
…it’s just the burden I have to bear I guess LOL’S
I gotta get some sort of thumb reference alert pager
COL, ware u bin? Haz i missed u arownd, or were u doin stuf irl?
No irl, only url.
Yeah, COL … whoddaya think u r … goin off an akshully, oh I doan no, living ur lyf? U gotz ur nerv, lady!
(hehe … missd ya!)
LOL @ MassCara “No irl, only url.”
That pretty much sums up my life right there.
Wow, guyz…I dinna theenk ennewun wud notisss. I bee plannin on gettin marreed next munth…lots to do! Yup, sometimez even old farts get hitched!
Congrats, COL! Happytail for u!
actually you would not believe… F flew from CA to FL to dig pal out of bad divorce, drove ryder truck 11 hrs. to NC, unpacked, flew back Su. 5500 miles in 3 daze… WHEW
Wao!! That is full of win and awsum!!
Is ICHC invited?? LOL!!
Heh. Is Pon Farr for COL! Many congratulations!!
LaBellaDonna….yu made me blush!! Pon Farr….I gotta remmemmer dat wun….evfurbuddy at ICHC invited…..but yu gotta wearz yur buttonz!!!
COL, u no is olefart. U haff hart of gold and mind of kitn. He’z a lukkyguy!
Yes, him iz very luky guy. Congratulashuns to U! Deez layter marriajes be full
of win and awesomeness. I noes; I haz wun. I lurves it, too.
I hopez everyfing is sunshine and rozes and kittehs for u!
concatulashunz. U Can Haz WeddingCake.
COL, 4 ur vows u can say “Can I has a lol-spowse?” and he’ll say “FTW!” an teh offishiant will say “I pronownse U full of WIN an AWSUM!” an teh crowd will say “OMGWTFBBQWEDDING!”
Congratumalashuns!!!
do u, crazyoldman, take dis crazyoldlady for ur awsumly weddid wife,
to shnuggle an shmoo, fum dis day forward . . .
. . . in kittehness an stealth, for skrithers an poopers. . .
…for az long as ye both shall LOL, and nevr shall ye BORK …
dis iz full ob da wunnerful! gradulashuns, COL!! speakin frum espeerienz, gettin mraryed inna goldeer yeerz uf life iz bezt ting evar! i haf wun yeer aniversury comin nex munf an iz happierest dan i evar bin EVAR! so happylashuns 2 u n ur purrfect fella!!
OMG ICHC vows r teh awsum!
dis other kitteh is tryin’ to eat mah tofuburger! i haz to take logikal corse of action!!!
noooooooo
Mai mine 2 ur mine … mai tots 2 ur tots … I cents a grea hunnger … cry … cry fur teh cheezburger …
OMGWTFLOL!!! FTW!
Mehny propz 4 moar ST refz. Iz 2 silikown Ntitee, nao?
Ya, “DE PAIN!! DE PAIN!!” No kill I ting…. She was furst lol-speekr?
When mai brudders wood fite, de smaller wun wood allays say “no kill I!” an de fitin stopz wid laffinz!
Horta Hears a Who!! *shuffle shuffle*
giddyapp kitteh!
DAMNIT JIM, I IS JUST A DOCTOR
oh someone had to think that was one of the funniest comments ever left here.
noes, noes, noes…
It goez, “Dammit, Jim, I is a doctor, not a ______________”
ST reference. ur doin it wrong.
I will reduece u to quivering mass of protoplasm wit mai nerv peench, probe ur brain wit mai mind meld … an then we play 3-dimenshunal chess, k?
Jus ‘membr … Vulcans nevr bluff.
(Iz tru)
“I didn’t win…. I busted ‘im up.”
NAO HOO IS TEH NERDZ!
at leas u nots qwot Toovok
pleh
bottom kitteh sez, “um, is i sposed to feel sumfing?”
(insert your own ’sweet pussy pauline’ joke here, because I’m not even going to go there – if you’ve heard her, you’ll get it)
lol u just went der.
believe me – not like I could’ve, if you’ve heard the music
comments wont nest below this level heh heh.
yez dey wil
2 birds in teh nest iz wurth 1 in teh bush . .
I wanna b sedated .
I iz dokter Jim, not a brik layer!
“Skittle, get off yer brover!”
“Aww, mooom…”
“No ifs, ans er buts! I’se naw too old ter grab yu by de nek like wen yu was kitteh!”
“Sorry, mooom.”
Can dose Spock kittehs do the Vulcan greeding? \\// Or needs them posable tumbs?
for a second I thought the title was
VULCAN NERD PROTECTION
(as in “pedro offers you vulcan nerd protection”)
I can believe I’m actually going to say this…
*deep breath*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The rear toes on the right kitteh are the cutest things I have seen in a long time!!1! That is all.
Please don’t tell anyone I squeeed in here. Thanks.
Dood, u sqeeed.
huh. huh huh. huh huh huh.
Iz are little sekret!
toe perv LOL
wut happins in ICHC, stays in ICHC…mostly cuz nobuddy on teh owtside wud unnerstand a werd of it.
an we gonna keep it dat way!
All the rite kindz of peeples get it. And teh rite kindz are entituld to a SQUEEE ever so offen. Jus betwene consenting adults, ‘corse.
You squeeeeed I tellz no one. Here. I squee wif u.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ahhh.
In spayse, no one can heers u squeeee…
One squeeeee is free; subsequent squeez will cost ya … dearly.
dis plays… dis plase hav changded me.
kthnxbai!
i squee, u squee, we all squee for…. ICHC!
David is a squee-er!!!!!
Aint we all?
Chiropraktik kitteh is makin’ an adjustment
Vulkin nerv tekneek
straingly innefektual.
Kurs mai lak of thums.
Haiku-ku-kaju!!!
Curse dat ol lack of posable tumbs!
Yur mined to My mynd
Owr thots are Wun. Itz tyme to
findz sum Cheezburgerz!
We taykz ovah teh
Ship. Seez if it kan goze passt
teh Loodikrus Speed!
Tribbles are noyzee
Dust Bunnies. We can haz way
moar Kyootness tahn dem!
Jack.
Jack: You needs a reguler rithm uf stressd an unstressd sillubulls to makes teh HAIkuz sownd good. Da closur yew kan get to:
DAH-dah-DAH-dah-DAH
DAH-dah-DAH-dah-DAH-dah-DAH
DAH-dah-DAH-dah-DAH
da bettr it wil uzualy bee.
fiev-sevun-fiev
“WTF, man…I wears tabby kote, not red jurzee, y u duz this to me?”
“DOOKIT… KORTER IN YER EER!!! dammit, nothin agen, holstill… DOOKIT… KORTER IN YER EER!!!”
Is the spock kitty the same as this one? http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/20/invisible-doorbell/
They look similar to me. And the bricks look the same.
warez mah munny man. cummon. warez mah f#$%in munny. cummon man. warezz me mah f$%@in munny.
orrit orrite. arnie iz getz yu ur munny man. iz kul, srsly.
tudae muthrf%&#r. tudae. tudae. tu dae.
orrite. srsly. orrite. sheesh.
I confesses: I wuz just the susseptibul age when *S*T*A*R*T*R*E*K* wuz on the firstest time…and teh font stil givs me teh blush-an-giggles.
I wuz soooo in luv…
Fassinayting…
Kitteh, there iz a multilegged creature on your fur…..
Someone did the Tribbles episode in lolcat – pretty funny. Just type in loltrek
Live Long and Prospurr !
Slaaapah! I tells you no takin mah Speshul Kittee food, foo!
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Mah reel nam iz Spock! LOL