Teh orange ones…
…r…poysin.
kitty: Marley
photo and caption by: Jay C.
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Matricks kitteh iz praktising.
This one is great how it is though
I agree, I like this caption the way it is….
Matricks kitty!
And the Oscar goes to……Dramatic Kitty!!!
Dramatik Kitteh wuld lyke to fank teh akadimee!
Deh Kitteh got to Eden – yeh Brover!!!!
gonna eatz da watermelon and throw way rind!
HERBERT! HERBERT!
onli tin munths 2 sai
ancient star trek ref FTOld!!
Kitteh juz pleyin’ possumz…he wate for juz teh rite momentz…an den…POUNCEZ!!! At lees, thaz wuh mi kitteh doz.
And de wite wuns are easily losted.
My Annie Kitteh’s FAVORITE toy.
Quik! Do da Hineylick manoover! No not hineylick heimlich!
I noes kitteh nawt chokin dats da first ting come to mah mindz.
Doo I wanna noes wy yoo r tawkin ‘bowt hineylick manoover?
Yes, Melissa sumtymes haz dat Too Much Information problum, huh? We knows abowt potty habitz and all kindz uv personul stuff! : D
Iz a reknek joke. Lady is chokin, and rednek iz tu stoopid to unnerstand “Heimlich” so himz tinks to save lady frum chokin, himz haz to lik his buddyz hiney. And she iz so grosed out, she horks up teh ting dat is chokin her.
Ohh noes! Kitteh has OD’d on da kittehnip!
Woah, man…dinamite weed.
napcat iz nahping
catnip cat iz catnapping
Burgers!
Do da hineylick manoover!
Nk I posted dis cuz mah first post didn’t post ’till much later. soree
Hineylick? Kitteh can damn well lick his own hiney! Pleh!
An hims kan cheuw hes own toenayls.
HAhaha. Is a joke ’bout a ladee chokin in resterawnt an redneck sez do da hineylick manoover. so da redneck grabs her pants an yanks ‘em down an licks her hiney…an she koffs up wutever she’s chokin on..an sez WTF? iz da Heimlich not da hineylick!!
omg…..ah neber seen hienylickken tawed bowt sew much inn wun day.
…yoo buccha pervs.
Iz gud.
Iz Feelin Like SUPERMAN & Dis Muss Beez A Kryptonite MOUSE!!!!!!!!
You winz! I surrendurz!
This has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages! Hooray for funny!
Excellent! Lolz!
oH Noes!!
IZ MAYD UV PEEPULZ! YOOZ AMENALS! IZ MAYD UV PEEPULZ!
haha…Soylent Green reference, ftw.
Dis one mite beez funneher:
IZ MAYD UV HARBLZ! YOOZ AMENALS! IZ MAYD UV HARBLZ!
OMG, just got mental picture of Heston running down a trash-filled street yelling “ITZ HARBLZ!! ORANGE MOWZIEZ IS MADE OF HARBLZ!!!!”
total – win
and then sum!
hahahaha pleh!
It tastiez?!?!?!?!? But DO NOT WANT!!!! PLEH!!!
LOL! Dis won iz purrrfeckt!
)
Common side effex of treetment with orange mousies ™ include extreem cases of teh cutenesses, transient adorabilitee, an spazzing out beehafures.
Less commonlee, but of significant concern, are teh secondary pharmacologic actions wich may account for splodin hed among vulnerable hoomins hu be witnessin kitteh under treetmant wif orange mousies ™.
Doktor, doktor, give me the mews … i gottz teh bad case of luvin yews!
I likey!
awwww tanks ur sweetz meno!
mama?
hmmm?
k.. how did u maek a lil tm next to orange mousies?
Hold down the alt key, and press 0153 on the number pad, then let go of the alt key.
™ See? (It only works on the numpad, not on the numbers that live above the letters.)
I didunt maket lil tm, it maket isself? I juss wrote reglar tm an it didit.
k, it do it nao?
hmmm I tryz dis™ I DID IT! IT WERKS!
Fank u, Elayne.
How u noes bowt dis? Iz beeg sekrit stuff? Wow!
No big secret – someone made a cool “smilie” once that looked like this: :-Þ (alt 0222)
I asked how he did it, and he introduced me to the wonderful world of alt+. Iver the next six months at the job I was working then, I started at alt-0, alt-1, alt-2… just to see what would happen on each one. I think I got up to something like alt-0900 or so, but after a certain point they just repeat themselves, pretty much.
Or, the easier way, is to find something called “character map” on your computer. It’s probably under an “Insert special characters” link or something. The character map shows all the fun things you can make, and in the lower right hand corner gives you the alt+ codes.
yoo can also google fer ’special alt characters’ an da majik intarweb will showz yu da wai!
http://www.tedmontgomery.com/tutorial/ALTchrc.html
Oooo, new toy! Let’s try it an see if it wurx.
I ’s my peeps! They makes my
Well, that didn’t work … it was supposed to say I (heart) my peeps! They makes my (heart) (musical note) … (i.e. makes my heart sing …. yadayadayada) … oh, well!
♥ HAY! LOOKIT, a ♥! I ♥ mai peeps! Bwaaaa! k … calmz down.
♫ Look! Singing!
OMG … u guyz hav creatd a MONSTR!
OMG Menopaws, u r teh FUNEEE!!!!
Googlez teh “Windows ALT key codes”, to Fynd wot avellible.
OMG I iz in Alt ♥ heaven. Except, wayte a minute, dey iz not werkin deh same as de tootoryal sez dey do. Wen I duz alt 1 for de smylee fayce, I getz ☺ insted. alt 8 givez me sayme fing.
How come, why for iz dis? I will keepz sperimentin. Givez me sumpin to do sydes play Hoyle card gamez all day.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☺☻↨♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼
OK … sew I’s gits Alt 1 and 2: noe wurk. Gets boxx.
Alt 3 ♥
Alt 5 ♣
Alt 6 ♠
Alt 7 •
Alt 9 ○
Alt 11 ♂
Apt 12 ♀
Alt 13 ♪
Dose b teh onlee alt keyes 2 be wurking.
I m so slo….but I ♥ finalee gotz it!
™ lol
Do not taunt Happy Fun Orange Mousies™
happy fun ball! i tawnt yoo!
My Caliban kitteh duz dis! But only in sunlight – tryz to tan chin and armpitz, I think.
teh kitteh fashunz is being black liek emo-kitteh, methinks, so, the tanz.
-Raeburd
Dat be where teh Kitteh Solar Cells™ (sorry had to try, hee!) are hid, on teh tummeh and armpitz. Mus recharj in teh sun for moar kitteh funz!
Mai kitteh be heet powrd. She abzorbs heet frum mai lap.
is Caliban a misspelling of Kliban? the guy who draws the tabby Qats?
Brush up yer Shakespeer, bud. Viz, The Tempest.
(Caliban is mos xcelent name for kitteh, btw.)
start kwotings him nowww!
“You taught me language, and my profit on’t
Is, I know how to curse….”
or, tramslatered:
You teached me lolspeak, an’ so now I is
Know how to says a NSFW things….
hay, haz bin looooong tyme sinse skool fer me. duz not maek me stoopidz. jus’ rustee. *maeks crankee fayse*
I try again: prev reply posted in goofy plase.
Whut I am try to say is, Caliban is moste exclnt name for cat from Shaksper.
Not misspelling, but I LUVS Kliban! CAT = MEATLOAF
my tummy, let me show you it!
PS. Kitteh marley looks like melvins bruddah.
Mellow dramadic cat is mellow dramadic.
Now DAT’S PHUNNIE! I has been in phunnie slump latelee.
U has consistentlee phunnie. I can has grate onnur fromm ur kom-pleh-ment.
I’s print owt dis payge an fraym it furever. I tells mah granchillren, “An dis wuz frum teh grate ‘lissa, oh so unfailungly awsum on ichc. Dis iz whut hers wrote ’bout ur grammmaw.” An dere littel mouffs wil sai, “oooooh …” an dere littel eyes wil wellup wit pryde.
I agreez! An CBSB – a consistentlee phunnie gurl herselv – shud noe!
Awwww … tanx menopaws. Dat is sew nyce of u 2 sai! Lub an hugz all ovur u!!!
I am purple from deh blush! Catt Butt, Mennie, I LURVE U! Iz “posed to be on Vacashun, but in a way I guess God works in mysterious ways. I get a knock on my door this morn. City water people. Uhh miss Cook? yeah? we had a red flag come up at your address that excessive water usage happenin here. UMM WHUT? Turns out I had a water pipe bust under my drivway and cuz Ifn I haddnt been home…woah. Now my driveway is busted up but I has water.
my hubz noes a plumbr who onlee charged 100.monees which wudda costed like 800 monees from regular plumber. naybor had jack hammer, costed nuttin.
K now dat i vented…U MAH FRENS I LURVE U!!!!!1!
AN u guyz are too full of da phunnie!!
What’s the saying, ‘lissa? Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans! Hugz!!!
If I had a steemrollr….evryting wood be fyne
wud yoo steemroll in da mornin’? in da eevnin’? awl ovah dis lan?
Dude. Having a neighbor who owns a jackhammer is like the second coolest thing ever. (THE coolest thing would be owning your own jackhammer.) I never thought about jackhammers being owned by just regular people. Now I want one, BADLY.
damn me too !!!
Me 2, I wanna jackhammer & a small steamroller, just 4 funz.
OMG! had a lanlord wen I wuz in collige who kepted himz jackhammer on top of his frigerator. Himz wuz srlsly nuts even BEFORE deh dam ting fell off deh fridge onto himz hed! Be keerful wut u wishes for.
I want wun uv doze liddle Bobcat backhoes. An maybee aksess to a feeld, or a golf cors or sumthin.
My hushban man srsly wantz a traktur. He sez jest a small wun wuld be fine. We lives on city lot! LOL. He lusts aftah trakturs. How kyoot iz dat?
I, howevah, wants a tank. I wantz to dryve it all ovah. yeh, all ovah pppls who dryves lyke froot loops! Dey runz red lytes, dey maykes left turns in frunt of oncomin trafik. Dey crossez over 2 laynes to mayke der last minit turnz insted of goin rownd deh stoopid blok. yeh, heh heh. A tank. Dat’s dah tiket.
oh yeah – that would be SO much cooler than a jackhammer !!!
Legal substitute for tank is hummer.
moar liek legl susbitoot fr wank.
Teho–much LOL!!!
Hummers ar def compinsashun for sumting…
i lif in ks, an in ks, NO ONE neads a hummer esept for wut dey use to call it–”cunspikoous consumuption”? as it mosly flat, u no?
Wow, iz liek when G-d close de window, him opened da door for youse. Dat gud, cuz when himz closes da winnow in ma life, i usullee jus run into it! If not for bad luck, Jinx B not hab enny!
Kinda glad you not on da go away vacay, so you can has waters! and YAY for doing cheaper!
Onlee ting better dan hab jackhammer is hab chainsaw for when trees wanna lay down on teh house! Den we gets free fyrewud!
Ooooh! I GOTZ a chainsaw!!!!! I lulz dat fing!
Fankoo. I gotz a chainsaw too. I likes kichin gajets. Not de crappy ones Stuff like dat does on my Kichen ade.
moooofasha——it is time, i cried ever time we watched it all 500 cause little princess liked it know the freaking thing by heart….but i am a mellllllllllow dramatic fuhreeeeeeeeek
This is teh most awsumest thred ever…goes from a phunne, to emo support, to sharing of catastrofee, to big toyses an violent thots abowt bad drivers.
Iz like a catnip rollarcoastar!
hahahahahahahahah
Hang on, bebbeh, an enjoy teh ride!!!!!!!!!!
OH noehs kittah, stay awayz from the kavorkienz catnips moushie!
I iz tinkin dat he seen da orange ones on SOMC……got triplet Orangies…..shhhh
go look…..we no tell da cheeze people…..
It doez look like he be tannin his armpits….his curled rear toezies cry shear contentment…….AWWWWW
***SPLODES****
iwanna givz himz bellieskrich!
no…sneekie up on him an snorggle dat belleh!
do dat an kitteh shredz ur faec ah be tinkin…..
Lowly…..sum theengs ar jus WORTH teh risk!! Heehee….
Cowboy kitteh.
Haz lost the duel.
i tol yu dis wud happins if yu runs aroun in a sercle
Little was Tigerkitteh aware of how dangerously high teh “funneh” lvl in his brainz wuz. Then, unfortunately, he discovered teh orange mowzie thingy and in a sudden and surprizing burst of squee he overloaded hiz funneh syztem and shorted out–Energy=0. With hiz last remaining effort he purred “pleez to takez me over to teh sunbeam nao. Must recharge mah catteriez…”
sudden burst of squee? sounds like kitty soiled his shorts
sqee is the best word of all time I think ever peiod….wow, beats out marshmallow shonty (by a three yr old)
De strip-ey onss r teh mos dangerus ons…..no rly..evn ………….if wr sleepin
taystes lyke….berning….
Best. Line. Evar.
U lives up to ur nayme.
I rejisterd just to kommint on this wun! Is teh best lawlkitteh evar!
kitty’s just having a bad trip, that’s all
dude… look at my paws… I can touch EVERYTHING…
“Dat meens dat owr hoal solar sistim cud b, liek, 1 tinee atum in teh claw of sum udder jiant beeing! Woahhhhh…”
hahahahah
feeling shame and uh, hmm intense embarras(cant spell the word)
I wouldn’t worry about spelling here. If you can’t spell something, just spell it however the crap you want. Everyone else does. I mean…. evrione els doze.
Not, sure, he still kinda looks liek “I drank whut?”
Wanna kiss dem toepads!!!
heroick kitteh
eetz teh poizin ketnhip mouz
sayvz his huminz…bai…
Gud…Bye…. Crewl….Werld…..
Wow! Teh kolerz; luk at teh kolerz.
I Is purtend sleepz so mr.mouse not know wut hit.
And deh aftur imajis. Haz u evah seen anyfing so purty before?
d00d…tralez….
LMFAO! My cat Heidi HATES orange colored mice. You should see her tear into them like they ARE poisonous and have come to take over the world. LMAO
Orunge Mous uf Doom
findz yur kat not chalenging.
“Next tiam, plz send 2.”
haiku ftw!!!1!!
Frenchcat surrenders.
Cheez-eating surrendermonkey…
hey dere…can’t mek cheezburgers w/owt cheez. We must mek happee teh supplyers of teh cheez!
Cheezburger-eating surrenderkitteh!
so much win! i luff it!!
OK, so the brown wuns makes you go to da box, da yeller ones mayke you go to da box, da red wuns gibs you da cancer, da green wuns makes you horney, an da orinj wuns R teh Death.
Whut R da bloo wuns agin?
Teh bloo wunz make yu see teh purtee kolorz!
the bloo wunz sends yoo bak to da wurld uv teh maytriks.
One mouses maeks U largr n one mouses maeks U small!
Oranjee Mowsee iz be fulla Catnip
Gibz teh Strypee Kitteh kwite a Trip
Nom Nom Noms until teh Mowseez Crunchee
Later, Kitteh can haz kayse uv the Munchees!
Jack.
Whee hee!!! lurves da potree, Jack!!!
Hai. i make this for everyones.
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z49/Medicated_Maiden/adl4679976e3d7089.gif
kthxbai
This is ADORABLE … thx!
Cutie pie!!! Thx!
Dat iz sew kewt!!!! Tanx fur maykung it fur uss. Wee ‘preeceeayte moss awsum.
i yufs dat lil kitteh she be bery cewt!
Sank u vry muches!
“Goliah cat,
is thrawted”
“WOE IS I”
luv dis wun! iz aces as it iz.
Is ruse–kitteh play ded to lul mowiss into fals since of securities. Meanwhile, mowiss try same trick. Kitteh catch lots of zzzzs dis way. Mowiss die of bored so kitteh can eats him later.
I haz traktur — it Greenaz. U shuldz lemme show u it! Liv in contriez — Kantukee — trakturs iz sexez…so sayz Kenee Cheznees.
Mens on teh trakturs … dey moovin slow, so deyz EZ to ketch!!!
Reeeeeeeeeeely??? If dey are dat slo…..den send me direkshuns on how to get to Kantukee!!! Woohoo….road trip!
Oh noez…it posted in wrong placez!
LOL! I wuz wunderin’ wut u wer up to, dere! “Green trakturz r sexier than oranj mousees?”
warning! warning! non sequitur!☼
(green trakturz + oranj mousees = haha!)
…an bloo dymuns.
part of dis baluns breffix.
win
Dis kitteh luk jus lyk my Lex kitteh. He luv to roll upsyd down when I be on teh compuder (all teh time) and luk at me to gets mah attenshun. He be lyke, “LUK MUMMAH I HAS A TUMMEH! LUK MUMMAH I HAS FANGZ! LUK MUMMAH I BE BYTIN MAH BUNNEHTOY!”
Den I has to get awf compuder and plae wif him cuz he jus too cute!
poor kitty.
Go ahed – tikl mah tummy an see whut happenz!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gettin weeker … mus reech Kat Utiliteh Belt … in time …
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ Loves Kittehs!
kitteh strung owt on da catnip. Hopefully narckitty see.
Oh noes
I drunked teh Kool Aid
Iz Stetch Out Teh Yummiez Trapp
“o hai i has an announcement… parently dere is some bad mice goin around… the orange mice is bad… don’t drop teh orange mice…”
FTW!
Pleze to get yeller one, it are antidote thnks
Too funny!
I’m acutally enjoying this one more each time I see it.
iz mai noo desktawp!
[...] Teh orange ones… [...]
My favorite picture of all time, ever, ZOMG.
It’s in my top three I think!!! I just found it again after ages!!
Nevah…. Nevah hit kitteee with dah freezed mousah toy agin.
Waz fight to the death. Sry lost meh loincloth.
[...] beware, teh orange ones r poyson! [...]
overly dramatic drama queen is hammering it up
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[...] be carefuls, teh oranges ones r… [...]
thay tayst lyk burnin
[...] maek sure u r not doublecrossed by teh orange ones… [...]
[...] mebbeh dey wuz poysined. [...]
[...] da poysinus 2. [...]
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I vote 4 dis wun.
I cant add 2 favrits
i vhote for dis one
“Bad dates…”
lolz, this looks like a kitten huffing fail.
b’cause, y’know, the orange ones f’ck you up real bad.
I saw taht wun wen it wuz poteded, it just sound like came frum movie. As in “Soylient Green is PEOPLE” kinda quote. I iz ‘parently having slow week.