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Matricks kitteh iz praktising.
This one is great how it is though
I agree, I like this caption the way it is….
Matricks kitty!
And the Oscar goes to……Dramatic Kitty!!!
Deh Kitteh got to Eden - yeh Brover!!!!
gonna eatz da watermelon and throw way rind!
HERBERT! HERBERT!
onli tin munths 2 sai
ancient star trek ref FTOld!!
Kitteh juz pleyin’ possumz…he wate for juz teh rite momentz…an den…POUNCEZ!!! At lees, thaz wuh mi kitteh doz.
And de wite wuns are easily losted.
My Annie Kitteh’s FAVORITE toy.
Quik! Do da Hineylick manoover! No not hineylick heimlich!
I noes kitteh nawt chokin dats da first ting come to mah mindz.
Doo I wanna noes wy yoo r tawkin ‘bowt hineylick manoover?
Yes, Melissa sumtymes haz dat Too Much Information problum, huh? We knows abowt potty habitz and all kindz uv personul stuff! : D
Iz a reknek joke. Lady is chokin, and rednek iz tu stoopid to unnerstand “Heimlich” so himz tinks to save lady frum chokin, himz haz to lik his buddyz hiney. And she iz so grosed out, she horks up teh ting dat is chokin her.
Ohh noes! Kitteh has OD’d on da kittehnip!
Woah, man…dinamite weed.
napcat iz nahping
catnip cat iz catnapping
Burgers!
Do da hineylick manoover!
Nk I posted dis cuz mah first post didn’t post ’till much later. soree
Hineylick? Kitteh can damn well lick his own hiney! Pleh!
An hims kan cheuw hes own toenayls.
HAhaha. Is a joke ’bout a ladee chokin in resterawnt an redneck sez do da hineylick manoover. so da redneck grabs her pants an yanks ‘em down an licks her hiney…an she koffs up wutever she’s chokin on..an sez WTF? iz da Heimlich not da hineylick!!
omg…..ah neber seen hienylickken tawed bowt sew much inn wun day.
…yoo buccha pervs.
Iz gud.
Iz Feelin Like SUPERMAN & Dis Muss Beez A Kryptonite MOUSE!!!!!!!!
You winz! I surrendurz!
This has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages! Hooray for funny!
Excellent! Lolz!
oH Noes!!
IZ MAYD UV PEEPULZ! YOOZ AMENALS! IZ MAYD UV PEEPULZ!
haha…Soylent Green reference, ftw.
Dis one mite beez funneher:
IZ MAYD UV HARBLZ! YOOZ AMENALS! IZ MAYD UV HARBLZ!
OMG, just got mental picture of Heston running down a trash-filled street yelling “ITZ HARBLZ!! ORANGE MOWZIEZ IS MADE OF HARBLZ!!!!”
total - win
and then sum!
hahahaha pleh!
It tastiez?!?!?!?!? But DO NOT WANT!!!! PLEH!!!
LOL! Dis won iz purrrfeckt! :o)
Common side effex of treetment with orange mousies ™ include extreem cases of teh cutenesses, transient adorabilitee, an spazzing out beehafures.
Less commonlee, but of significant concern, are teh secondary pharmacologic actions wich may account for splodin hed among vulnerable hoomins hu be witnessin kitteh under treetmant wif orange mousies ™.
Doktor, doktor, give me the mews … i gottz teh bad case of luvin yews!
I likey!
awwww tanks ur sweetz meno!
mama?
hmmm?
k.. how did u maek a lil tm next to orange mousies?
Hold down the alt key, and press 0153 on the number pad, then let go of the alt key.
™ See? (It only works on the numpad, not on the numbers that live above the letters.)
I didunt maket lil tm, it maket isself? I juss wrote reglar tm an it didit.
k, it do it nao?
hmmm I tryz dis™ I DID IT! IT WERKS!
Fank u, Elayne.
How u noes bowt dis? Iz beeg sekrit stuff? Wow!
No big secret - someone made a cool “smilie” once that looked like this: :-Þ (alt 0222)
I asked how he did it, and he introduced me to the wonderful world of alt+. Iver the next six months at the job I was working then, I started at alt-0, alt-1, alt-2… just to see what would happen on each one. I think I got up to something like alt-0900 or so, but after a certain point they just repeat themselves, pretty much.
Or, the easier way, is to find something called “character map” on your computer. It’s probably under an “Insert special characters” link or something. The character map shows all the fun things you can make, and in the lower right hand corner gives you the alt+ codes.
yoo can also google fer ’special alt characters’ an da majik intarweb will showz yu da wai!
http://www.tedmontgomery.com/tutorial/ALTchrc.html
Oooo, new toy! Let’s try it an see if it wurx.
I ’s my peeps! They makes my
Well, that didn’t work … it was supposed to say I (heart) my peeps! They makes my (heart) (musical note) … (i.e. makes my heart sing …. yadayadayada) … oh, well!
♥ HAY! LOOKIT, a ♥! I ♥ mai peeps! Bwaaaa! k … calmz down.
♫ Look! Singing!
OMG … u guyz hav creatd a MONSTR!
OMG Menopaws, u r teh FUNEEE!!!!
Googlez teh “Windows ALT key codes”, to Fynd wot avellible.
OMG I iz in Alt ♥ heaven. Except, wayte a minute, dey iz not werkin deh same as de tootoryal sez dey do. Wen I duz alt 1 for de smylee fayce, I getz ☺ insted. alt 8 givez me sayme fing.
How come, why for iz dis? I will keepz sperimentin. Givez me sumpin to do sydes play Hoyle card gamez all day.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☺☻↨♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼
OK … sew I’s gits Alt 1 and 2: noe wurk. Gets boxx.
Alt 3 ♥
Alt 5 ♣
Alt 6 ♠
Alt 7 •
Alt 9 ○
Alt 11 ♂
Apt 12 ♀
Alt 13 ♪
Dose b teh onlee alt keyes 2 be wurking.
I m so slo….but I ♥ finalee gotz it!
™ lol
Do not taunt Happy Fun Orange Mousies™
happy fun ball! i tawnt yoo!
My Caliban kitteh duz dis! But only in sunlight - tryz to tan chin and armpitz, I think.
teh kitteh fashunz is being black liek emo-kitteh, methinks, so, the tanz.
-Raeburd
Dat be where teh Kitteh Solar Cells™ (sorry had to try, hee!) are hid, on teh tummeh and armpitz. Mus recharj in teh sun for moar kitteh funz!
Mai kitteh be heet powrd. She abzorbs heet frum mai lap.