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…THIS IZ NO CHEEZBURGER
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poor guinielol. wot ees dat green ting? lucks layke a been
luks lyke thai fud stoopid hot tinee green chillee! lolpig not eated makin verri rite choyss.
iz not been. is zooguinea. *boom tsh*
*pleh*
YUMMY pickles
Lolpiggy disapproves of your offering.
yikes does this piglet akshally haff 4 ears????
noes. it’s a little flap in his ear. kinda like the little bump/ridges in ours.
tanks. big releef! neber had teh piglets. well tahtz oveeus.
Whats this?
a small cucumber? I AM A VEGITARIAN!
i think the owners are trying to say somthing.
Happee Birfday….a lil bit late!!!!
no, u r not layt…iz my birfday today! I hopez i no gets beens fur din-din, tho.
WooHoo!!! Happee Birfday to yu too!!! Hot dang – I’m not teh onlee one gettin older!
Haypee Birfday, Flartus!! Mae u hav manee manee kaluhas an creems. If u shud sew deesyre.
say, dat not a bad ideer…thx!
U r jus’ a li’l vodker away frum wyte rushins… iz nise
i herd
Dunt fergit 2 NOM NOM NOM.
extacheez on ur burgers an many many moar!
i celebrated on Caturday by going to a baseball game…ated hot dawg n cheezy freyes!! Much messy nom nom!
Hoppy birfday, Flartus … baysball an cheezy freyes?… thaz a gud tyme!
::::: glad dat dere’s awlays an eggtra catnip-frosted layer cake in da fridge fur just such okkasions. ut oh, we out ob rat-beer floats, tho…. but we got lots ob katlua and creem, mousegaritas and othfur tasty beverijes, plus toona rolls and sammon rolls and shrimpie puffs to go wif da buffalo batwings and blue-cheez dwessing…..
oh, oh–and we got a mew shipment ob pinatas filled wif crinkle-balls and furry mousie toys and stuff! oh, hoomins rly enjoy dem! dis’ll be anothfur dood pardee!
happy purrfday! ::::
THC, u r teh best hostess eber! u r a kitteh scowt…always prepared for a good nom-nom!
Grn been not so grate, aksually.
Pls 2B rimuving n riplas wid kerit.
kthxbai
Iz bean waiting 4 (a gurl lik U)
or a cheezburger
sumboddy cut that poor piggez nails!
piggy is not mine.
he’s my roommates.
Dat’s OKY, Rachel. Gud capshen.
(Juss telle roomee how 2 klip da lolpiggy’s nayles)
Yez. *Pls* 2 tellz rumie 2 kut.
lolpig mama prolly dunt noze, but 2 lawng nayls maykz kritrrz tozez ake. Iz nyce lolpig, an wud B meny moar happeez afftr.
Vry gud kap. Nao adds 2 yr gudniss bai halp temz bof, pls an tankU Kthxbai
pls don’t be makin lolpiggeh watch Rowan Atkinson moofy no moar neever. lookz iz frusstratey.
Piggy needs nails trimmed badly!
has someone cut piggyz nails yet? it’s easy, just do it with a people nail clipperz…poor piggy
ok sorry…i sees now that piggy’s nailz HAS been cut
much happiness for piggy!
Weez agreez, poor piggeh!
That is just pathetic! Poor piggeh!
YAH!!!! POOR PIGGEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I iz sad now.
“but i runs all day on wheel, i can has cheezburger?”
Lolpiggy (wif earz dat are folded, not doubled) sez dat green thing is all freeezrberned and nasty, why you tink I gonna eat dat ting? DoNotWant!
Gimme nice fresh snap peez, not icky onez you didna want eeder.
kthx
I fink owner needz twaining. Crappy veggies, waaayy too long nailz. Look at himz eyes saaaad.
noah, mah roommate’s naow deseesd pigpig, aet all ov our leftovers. we dint noe wut to do wf kormhusks and nanner peelz fer months after he dyde! wuz verry sad…
PLEH! Pleeze tell us u r kidding!
wen i growed up we had 3 or 4 containers in teh kitchen…for the chikkens, the bunnehs, the dawg, teh cat, and teh compost pyle. Wen i moved into a apartmint by myself, i didn’t nose wut 2 do with leftover foods!!
i can has gardenburger?
i will jest be leeving this alien pod thing heer, fur to hatch owt teh ginee pig overlord that will turns u into karit farmers.
I for one welcome our new ginee pig overlords.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Flartus = WIN
Welkum, lolpiggiez! We lives tu serve!
“you must visualize the cheezburger, grasshopper…”
Pleez alurt teh shef.
Ther haz bean a big misteak.
Ordured karet kake.
Someone please trim poor piggy’s toenails! They are so long the toes are twisted and grown underneath themselves. It has to be horribly painful to walk or even stand.
Please take a pair of nail clippers and trim 3/4 of that off.
I’s on ur hrdwud flore
Prayin’ fur bettur ownrs.
Kinda weesh I’s cud tayk dis commint bak. CBSB nawt want 2 hirt ownrs. Tryun 2 bee funnee butt postin dis gayv meh an instunt tummy aick. Rachel: iff dis b ur baybee I ‘pollohgyz. Dunt meen anee disreespeckt.
I’s on ICHC….
…wishin’ dere was a deleet key!
(bin dere, cbsb, feels ur payne. still lubs u.)
Oh Flartus! U dis baybee’s Mawmma? Him vrey kewt.
I is rely sawry an hoep knot 2 offind. I can has lernt if mah commints cud inn anee weigh cum off as meen-sprirated or offind, I can has kepe dem 2 mahself!
I do tink vrey phunnee pishur an capshen.
no, no, not is my bebeh. i jest nose teh payne of wishin u cud take it bak.
But I tink by nao teh reel owners must nose u r jest a incurable aminal lubber.
Yeya. I’s has teh Tayk-Bak Bloos.
CBSB…..yur okay….mebbe dis lil piggies fambily doan no how to do the nale trimz…mebbe dey jus needz to lurn a leetle bit more, rite? Dey be takin pikturs, so dey mus love he!
Tanx. Yeya, dey du loves he mutch. Dat iss fur shur. Dat mayks meh vrey happee.
An yeya, dem dunt noe bout trymming klawws yet. Wee al were beeganners at won tyme ur annudder. Dat’s how wee lernt.
Pott callung kettil blak: U shood c how mutch mah kittihs nede dere klawws trimmed. I iz in noe playss 2 tock.
Das ok….I rasseled mine down dis weekend and telled dem “oh, babiez, yu got such a bad momma to let deez grow so long….no wunder yu tearin up everthin in de house!” I promissed to not take so long nex time….but I problee will.
har har…an lez not tawk bowt r own nales wut needs trimming!!
LOLz. I’s juss startyd byting myne. Dat’s al da tyme I’s can has fur mah beeootie regamun!
ur TOEnales, 2? Pleh!
Happy birfday Flartus!!
u awls is swell…
I sed nails iz pathetic mebbeh I wuz harsh too. Bit i do fink hoomin needz twainin.
U guyz need to stop beeting urselfs up! U were not beein mean … just consurn for piggeh’s welfare … how that bad? Not bad … is gud! An I lubs u all for it. So dere!
Meno…dey still jus younginz, rote?….learnin how to xpress demselvez….I say ‘good job’ to dem….we all no they meen no harm to udder peeps feelinz! Der hartz are allus in de rite place! I lulz em all, too! Glad I doan gotta be yung agin…
Tanx, Menopaws! I’s has reel gud talunt in beeting selv up. I ‘preesheeate teh reealitee chek. An teh lubs!!
(((((((((((((GROUP HUG … all betta neow!!!)))))))))))
yeppers, sumtimes it easy to furgit dat we not bornded knowing how to take care ob our critters, and dat “stoopid” questions dat peeps ask are da sayme ones dat we not knowed da answers to ourownselbes, oncet upon a time….
it why it dood we not habe meow-recognishun softyware here….. we can screem at da screen and at peeps iffen we need to, wifout it goin nowhere…. which be dood, cuz too often we finds out dat da reel purroblem be dat WE habe gone and jumped ober some conklusions….
dere lots ob dood webbysites out dere, rachel, fur you or your roomymate to look up purroper piggy care. you and da piggy will be happier, we eggspect.
{{{ }}} to all!
I kno!
I tellz dem 2 trim piggy’s nails, but she iz lyke ‘i em 2 poor rite now’.
i feel reel bad but iz reel poor 2.
i try n feed da piggy’s tho.
hi…….
What the hell *is* that? A malformed zucchini?
This akshully what mai zucchini look lik this yeer … I wudnt eet it, neethr! Gotz much to lern az gardnr … *sigh*
u will lern…jest needs happy soil and enuf waters. teh plantses nose wut 2 do.
mutant greenbeans!
-Raeburd
Day ov da Triffidz!
WINNA! Mai fav sci fi movee of that era was “Night of the Demon” wit Dana Andrews. For low budgit flik, waz pritty gud!
i muss speeks to de manajer
dis servis iz un’septable
not onlee iz dis not wut i orderd…
but if hafta eet off da flooor?
waiter no can haz tip!
*irony* meal iz axulee from th tip!!
Dis not even veggie–dis is green crayon! WTF??
HAHAHAHA
WIN!
hey TB – looks like crayon but is bday candl 4 Flartus. easy mishtaek. iz taist like crayon.
Y yoo givz me forozn geen been?? Datz no nise!
Iz 90 degrees and no a/c piggee, you will liek da frozie bean!!!
no, it’s not a cheeseburger, it’s a green bean!
Carot, I iz shure I ordered deh carot. U noes, is orunge an haz dah liddle harez and sum liddle horyzontil stripy theengees? Comez owt of grownd wit purty gren tops?
Dis not carot. DO NOT WANT. PLEH.
but remembember, da oranje ones be poyson! (hee hee….)
i can has nail trim?
i iz a vegatarrian, but dis looks to bad to eat
R U kidin me?
Where my CORM?
WIN!
That poor piggy… its nails are overgrown and it has a too-small cage. Neglect is not funny
U R rite. Sry.
u kant evin see the largeness of teh cage.
it iz rather not smallish.
piggy
iz piggy’s nails trimmd yet? poor piggy
i trimmed them. ^_^
yey!!!!!
you so gud! piggy will be so much happy nows!
Use people nail clippers or scissors. Clip off 3/4 of those nails!
Then wipe the nail clippers off with some rubbing alcohol and they will be ok for people to use again. If you don’t have rubbing alchohol hot water and soap should be ok.
Make sure piggie gets lots of hay and veggies. Happy piggies are great.
Oopsk! Iz somethin fell out mah nosie?
its a guinea pig
i’ts a vegie burger!!