I’m runnin down ur wallz
Ignorin ur gravitiez
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Kitteh you cant ignore teh graviiteyz ! its esintschul tu orl of us !
“esintschul”
I love it!
lolspeak is easy for germans
just put some “sch” innit and the word is fucked up 
haha soooo true
kitteh’s can ignor whut teh lykes. tis a pussy purrogutiv
because some pussies have a mind of their own
man I so did not just say that
Stend. The opposable thumb cursin perv! Luv ya!
I’z escoff et yur claws of gravatease !!!
And I duz NOT needs no steenkin oposible tumbs, neether. So der! Neener neener neener.
teh poor kitteh iz gunna fall :C
yay antigrav kitteh. Is skillfull kitteh.
spydah-menz vs gwaveetee kitteh…
gwaveetee kitteh FTWZZZ!!!!1!!!!!
Is SpiderKitteh…
Spidr-Kaht, Spidr-Kaht,
Clymin dis, scaylin dat.
Kan he go
up da wall?
Iz not tu
hard et awl.
Hay, hay,
Heer kumz teh Spidr-Kaht.
so tru. we can has kitn now liek dis. it nots matr if klawz is trimd. how dey does??
Iz a speesheeze seekret….cud tell yu, but den dey wud haf ta kill yu!! Better off not no-ing!
i think is mus be al wiers an green screenz
that is winnerful!
Full of lulz!
xclmtnmrkxclmtnmrkwunxclmtnmrk
iz Pitty Parkr by dae, prentuss at Daily Harbl.
face first intew 8 livez heck!
Neo-Kitteh iz bein’ in da Matricks!
Prince-Kitteh iz bein in da Persia.
Jackee Chan Kitteh be filmen Rush Howr: LOL.
kiteh dus all his own stuntz
kitteh brake an ankel but not stop teh shooting. Zowza!
Prease to obeying lawz of graviteh! Is dere 4 a reezon!
♥ dis!! So’s phunnie.
2 do todai:
descend wallz
kill guardz
steal planz
stop ’sploson
raid nip stash
escapz
nap
[prrrr!]
eet cheezburger
feign apathy
save universe
Soopah kitteh mutch stronger dan graviteez! Cheezburgers gives him soopah powers. (dat Popeye guy gots speenach, kittah gotz cheezburgers, see?)
kittey newtonz!
In Soviet Russia, gravitee ignorz u!
In Soviet Russia, Gravitee puts u wherevah it wawnts.
In Soviet Russia, gravitee pulls everbuddy down, comrade!
Soviet Russia?? GRAVITY OUTLASTS YOU!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA! Ha.
kitteh doin moar than ignoarzing gravatees
Ninja Kitteh returns afta suksesful sabowtage of ennyme Cheezburger
Invisibl suckshun cupz …. *thwop..thwop..thwop..thwop*
Hahahaha!
sownd effex FTW!
thwop has much lols, I stealz your sound effex, K? Thxbi.
wel doan frget the othr part. is go “SPUCC thwop SPUCC thwop SPUCC thwop”
…or mabey dat is sownd wen u climings? is has ben long tiem.
Absolootlee … LOL!
(Did u figure out ☼ character, Teho? Character Map from System Tools on Windows XP is where I found it)
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IEEEEEE!!!! u is freeky deeky!
rappelin cat
is rappelin down yer publik bildinz
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lolcat
I say this cat should be obeying the laws set forth by isaac newton! The is buffoonery of the highest sort!
Mebbee….YOU tell dat to teh kat, foolish persun! I just gonna take a step or two back befor yu do!!
CAT/OBEY……isnt dat a oxy-moron?????
“I iz parkour champeeun.”
my levitation
let me show u it
I has ninja skillz.
Let me show you them.
Monorail cat heers teh can openr.
OH NOES! PASENJERS PANIC!!!
aaagh much lolz!! gud kapshun.
Ummmm yeah Mebbeh for ’bout 2 sekkondz dere champ!
Graviteez???? We doan need no stinkeen graviteez!!! I rejekt yur reealitieez and substitoot mai own!
v much tude..jest like a kitteh!
Mithbusthairs ftwzz
Yah, graviteez much overrated! Kitteh flyin in teh fayce o teh fisikal laws!
Obey gravity! It’s the law!
Skofflaw kitteh!
kitteh not so likings fizix mush aftr Schroedinger anywaes.
kitteh noes allabowt teh kwantum leepz.
Der iz no Gravitee…
Teh Urth iz teh Suxx0rz
a big amen to that, frien!
Wow, definitely a great shot, but the truth is the picture is turned sideways…
No no no … I’m kidding. I love shots of the ordinary, which look extrordinary.
yu funnee! LOL
it’s the best way to get out of a bush rendevous… go down
(er, where’s stend wen u knead himz)
yez… i detecs sum fawlty lojik too
yah I read it but I don’t get it either
Pure as the driven snow, is our Stend.
– Pope Theo LXIX
dammit, coulda gone for the rhyme, too… still wish I could edit m’self…
“…is our stendhalismo”
To paraphrase CrazyOldLady, isn’t STEND/ PURE an oxymoron??
but stend/snow??
…DOES seem awfully fond o’them “cokehead” jokes.
(yeah yeah… if I wasn’t going to hell before…)
It wud seem to mee, deer Teho, taht nobuddee payed mutch attenshun to yur Popehood. ai just wanted yoo to know yur clefurness haz nawt goan unnoticed!
Gravitee iz nawt an absoloot to a klevur Kitteh
Whethur itz in teh Forust or in teh Sittee
Kitteh can owt-runz it when dashing up a Tree
Butz Wallz usually rekwire grayt subtletee
Leeping from heer to thayr until Kitteh’z at the Top
Teh seekrit iz to neber slowz down or Stop
Jack.
Jack Deth u iz deh best. Luvs me sum Jack poetreez.
Awesum poetry.
Always stufd wit lots uf win.
Go on, giv us MOAR!
Dam, son….yu are gud!
Kitteh sneers at ur space-time continuum. Fizzical realitee – hah!
This is a great post
Dis is NOT a post….dis iz a WALL!!! Look, kitteh is on a WALL, silly!
ur ass…it is smrt.
why thankyooooo!
Gravutyz? Whur were goin, we don’ need gravutyz!
Graviteh iz off.
Kitteh hitz teh pavmunt and
Rebowndz intu spase.
GORGEOUS!!!
Yu fergots send in grabity bill paymit agen?
no, but teh chek bownced!!!
[rimshot]
ow Flartus. u iz spashul.
Hay! Foto iz editated! Sumbiddy rotateded foto 90 dugreez.
Oh wait, itz a kitteh. Foto not rotateded.
Nebermine.
…fuxin ur prsepshons
parcour kitteh is ignoring gravitee! nekst think we know, kitteh will be in madonneh video!
I iz teh wizrd uv speed n time!
ooh i rmembrs dis… saw on moovy-efex teevy speshul wen i wuz kid. “Teh Blak Hoel” was in theeters.
I iz Criss Angel Kitteh!
A near-trajidee on teh Monorail Cat Network when the 3:15 Interloop Cat slipped off teh trax and was left hanging for several hours. 6 passengers were injured slightly, but recovered quicklee with administrayshun of cheezburgrs. One passenjur was quoted: “Dood, we wuz liek all ridin’ and stuff, den sombuddy shoutz ‘man looka da size of dat cheezburgr over dere’ den dah Cat was all ‘nom nom nom’ and scheet and we wuz all ‘oh noez’ and scheet, and den we wuz hangin from teh trax all ’srsly dood, WTF?’”
OMG…..dat wuz grate!!!! Oh teh vizuals I gotted on dat wun!!!
——” ‘nom nom nom’ and scheet “—–
*snorkl*
Kitteh’s naem is Russ. Russ speshulizez in vertikl surfaces dat run from seeling to flaw. wundr wot dat maekz him?
eh?
Russ… vertical surfac… OMG!
[groan]
[has Egg Man on face]
[banging hed on teh wall]
i nose teh anser is rite in front of me…can’t figger it owt…
[bandujing flartus hed an speekin soothingly]
is ok. relaks. take a stressburgr an tink tingz over while lisning to an epic consept album by band that Syd Barrett left. Ahh. letz juz wait 4 th wormz.
nao dat i has cuncushun, i goes watch Yeller Submarine…
wur, but iz strange plase for wheel to liv uh? pleez 2 figr owtz for us.
LOL! Was it rus? sur, tis! Aw. LOL!
pittypat maek mi brayn twist.
(no i nots goin try tu pawlindrom dat)
Na…OMF! Tis!
i spLOLde from PP-Teho
misd it first time thru.
Just wait for the gravity police.
[...] ’cause gravity is opshunal. [...]
Man, that would be great for a perception cat. Just flip it 90 degrees counterclockwise, and it looks like he’s right side up!