I iz scared
K, I’ll come out for cookie.
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aww don’t be scared kitteh!
iz not cheezburger kookie?? nvr mind, ill stayy here.
okey stops wit da vakyoom
it mak da eebil noyse!
staaaaaaaawp!
nooooo!! vakoom gunna eetz meh!! Vakoomz eetz kitiz!!! AAHHHHH!!
Bwing cookie closur plz….closur..closur..
kitteh haz ugly wallpaper.
(srsly, waz teh only thing that came to my mind when looking at teh pic… kitteh looks all normal, but that wallpaper… its UGLY …)
kitteh sez, i stays heer ’til decorator arrives.
yes ugly wallpaper. Vary 80’s. Pleh Do NOT WANT.
Wait’ll they find out that berber carpet mak very fine skritching post! (Mine lookd lik a cotton ball afta awhile!)
Kitteh prolly skeered of wallpaper. Yikeses!
kitteh sez ‘i iz chaird ov awl dis bayge’
Iz no walpapr… iz kitteh skritchez in paynt!
oscar wilde kitty sez “either that wallpaper goes, or I do”
Wilde reference fur teh win
or
“the wun ting wurs than no wallpaper, is this wallpaper.”
funny, I was just thinking about how great that wallpaper was in a minimalist way. To each his/her own, I guess . . . .
iz scooby snack?
da 1st nite we got our babeh kittehs, dey hids behind big (unplugd!) fan in corner of ruum. den we put outs sum tastee n nootrishus kitteh foods. dey came out from behind fan, eats da foods, den run back behind fan.
iz ok now, dey lik us! took only 4 yeers.
Awww, poor bebehs! Myn did that tu, onlee bookcas waz hiding plaec … i cudnt find em an was srsly freeking out … they onlee come out to eet an poop. Afta a week, we waz deemd akseptubl.
Gotta be hard on bebeh, tho … taken away from theer mama an littrmates w/o much ado. Traumatik!
wen iz mouv inoo dis huoes iz in nao, i hads big wiht boikitteh wwho waz skeered o eferting, n speshully da ceelinz fan. he wunint cum ourt frium untr da bed cofrs fr 3 dayz-de onlyhst ting i cud get himz to eet wuz been burrito frum da taco beell. nom nom nom, den hurk it ritez back up. pleh!
My post-college kittehz (R.I.P) had to move wif me about 20 times (my life wuz a little…upheaved…for about 10 yrs) and it got to the point where, wen dey seed tha moving boxes come out, they would start finding their hiding spots. The boikitteh wuz okay once we would move; the girlkitteh, tho…she wud hide behind frigeratorz, under radiatorz, in places u wouldn’t magin a kitteh cud fit. poor ol bebegirl…
My current bebez has had MUCH more stable life!
I can has stabull lyf?
mah kittiz… bof lil’ gurlz we gottid as kittunz. I vizzitted dem sevrul tymez whyl dey were ztil wif der mummakatz an’ sibbykittunz. I met mah Kismet when zhe wuz littur-runt an’ da varee furzt daye hur eyez wer opind… she sawed me and sed, “hhhhhhhhh” reeeel teeney kittunhiss. Wuz zuch teh kyut!! I had to hav hur. LOLZ.
Serenity’s adoptid-grammumma iz a lady named Robin…zhe tookd in Reni’s mummahkat and all 5 kittunz. Reni’s mummakat saw nice sturdee kardbord bawx on Robin’s porch… Robin had puttid it der foar hur… Wun moarnin’ der wuz mumma + 5 kittunz… Robin juz’ tooked da whol bawx in da howz an puttid dem awl in a zpar room dat zhe kleerd owt. Robin werkd wif mah huzbasaur… offurd him choyc of kittunz. We went to meetz dem, an Reni wuz awl playplayplay…znuggl… *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* awl kurld up ’round my hand and felld azleepz whyl I petted hur belleh. Da mummakat wuz zniffin’ me, gaved me purmisshin foar playz wif kitiz… mummakat luvd on me a bit too, which wuz unyushuil… mummakat wuz tewtully feral befoar Robin brottid her inzyd. Reni ztill writez to hur mummakat an’ tellz hur abowt da birdyz owtsyd. LOL
Bof kittinz ajuztid pritty well when dey kaym hoam wif us… Evin tho dey wuz sepraytid frum litturmatez an’ such… I fink kuz we’d visitid dem dey wuz lyk… ok… dis awl noo, axcept U iz nyce. I lyk u.
wen we movered 2 a nu hows, mai leetl dwarf kitteh wuz 2 skeered n she klimbded up da chimbly n staid dere! we hadda loor her owt wif nom noms to get her inna cage 4 travl 2 noo howz. whew!
It’s very crazy.
Aww, iz tortie kitteh! Torties R my fave!
I likes tu, xpecially split-fase like dis bebe.
hmmmm, 2 choclit waferz, creem fillingz, ornj frostingz . . .
I is cookie! Hawoween oreo cookie!
U R rite! Kitteh is Oreo
Nawm nawm nawm…..
Such a sweetie!
Freekin Super Nanni and hur Nawty Korner
Iz haf ehvreeting iz needz here, sum spair changez, a fuw mizplaced cheetoz, oh – an ur kar keyuz (iz let u look fer dem fer a while, I tink).
I’z in nawty korner…..insident wif new cowch
Who u peeple be agen?
I go fishin for kitties wif a cookie onna string
Cookie not catch kittehs! Must uz cheezburger!
I iz pashentlee waytng 4 U 2 reedz mai mynd. Whin U figgrz owt mai wyshez, I wyl grashuslee 4giv Ur slowniss an lets U gyv mi skritchez an gewshy fud.
Troo- is awl kittehs seekrit thots.
akshully, i haz a hole kitteh posse rite behinds me…i’z jest wating fer u to turn around so we can JUMP ON YER TOSES!!!
nom nom nom nom…
AIEEEEE…
Kitteh, we make deel: You come out an I give u nom nom noms. Cheezburger, cooky, guushifuud, whatever make kitteh happy. Den, when eetsnax is gone, I pick u up an I get to go “nom nom nom” on kittehbelly, an kittehpawz, an kittehnoze. You get taystee an nootrishus fuudz, I get unlimited kitteh-smoo. Deel?
is teh smoo nutrishus or deelishus??
ebry kitteh needz 100% daylee smoootrishuns!
YAY! Iz win win sitooashun.
My Pretteh Wun wuz jus dancin rown wif teh Big Noyzee Thing
Maykinz mai IttiBittiKitteh eerzez aykz an reeng
Soz I runnd ryte heer too hydz by Owr Speshul Plase
Gardin teh entree an kleverlee blawkin teh Spase
Ware Mother haz clawd throo teh Karpet an down to teh Floor
So I’ll ignore teh Cookee an jus wate heer sum Moar
Jack.
is dis da Calico Liberation Coalition (CaLiCo)? am i big enuff to joyn? i alreddy purractice all da sekret call signs: da NEENER NEENER NEENER and da TUDE FUREBER and da CALICOOOOOOO. i reddy to lern how to take ober da werld now. kthx i can come in pls?
welcome sisfur in TUDE!!! if youse wanna join den yor big enuf!
lulz ma frends walpaper iz bad, i has to agree.
kitteh in pic iz cald buddy and she iz bigs now.
she alwyz get scared wen ppl try to mak frends.
me think that be her on tha day they got her.. humm…
Buddy may be shy, but iz total kyooty, much awsum! (But teh walpapr still sux)
we havin’ thundarztormz. Had a big FLASHKABAM!!!! (lightning probably struck the radio tower that’s about 2 miles away)….
Made 2 kitties go under the bed, Bastien just sittin there lookin around like… waz der noyz? And I about jumped outta my skin.
I wants cookie too nowe.
–Elfi
we hads sum of them last nite. My doggeh, who usually follows me around teh howse so close she runs into my legs if I stop suddenly…she somehow fownd a way to follow me even closer.
Felt like i wuz waring fuzzy leg warmers all nite.
Fuzzy watched in fascination and growing unrest as Mr. Jingles endured something called “Baff tiem nao”. With a growing horror he realized that he, too, would soon be in “the big wet thingy”. Who WERE these people, and was there no end to the atrocities afflicted on teh kitties? First there was the story Mr. Jingles told late at night about the time he fell asleep and awoke with a large satellite dish around his neck and no harblz, and now THIS? Oh, the anguish! OH, TEH…KITTIEITY!!!
WIN! i iz stil dubbld up in laffter frum dat wun!
poor bebe kitteh, dont bee skared … iz chokolit chip.
Splain agin how dis hide-an-seek thing wurk? I no get it.
i dint cum for cokkie. i get cheezborgor!!!!1
Ownaz? Wat duz I fills for Race on applicashun? Vanillas, Choclates, or orangeen?