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Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
I can seez thru j00!! no, srsly, I can!
am luking tru u, waer dids u go?
i thots i nue u, wut i cans noe?
u don luks difernt, but u is chaeng.
i lookings thru u, ur not is saym!
beetlez FTW!!
egzelent! ai lufs da beedels!
Bahahah! I wonder how many people got the Beatles reference.
i can outstar yoo n e time kittah. oh wate, i blinks.
Jest bak frum i doctor. Hee put in teh i drops an maded mee to reed teh chart:
C-H-E-E-Z…
lol! Win!
OMG! I SEE THE CAT CARRIER BEHIND UR BACK! YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
win
Astonisht cat iz astonisht.
vet saids i has hyperthyroidizm
U stolded mine. Kitteh liks xtra thyroid; makes kitteh zoomy.
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…I can’t laugh at this. One of our cats finally died of it, the very day she was scheduled to go in for the treatment that would’ve cured her permanently.
R.I.P. “Z” kitty
sympathies
Yes Teho..I seen manee a pet at vet wif hyper and hypo.
I sorree for ur kitteh.
awwwwww, GLOW fur da kitty and you guys…
Teho, that is heartbreaking. So very sorry…
sorry for your kitteh. not a laughing matter. perhaps awareness-raising?
Teho….i am so verrrrry sorry for your loss…don’t know what else to say! You are in my prayers.
We lubs dem so, long after dey leef us. Sorry Teho.
Dey leave pawprints on our hartz forevr.
thanks all. um… guess i didn’t mean to throw water on the proceedings, though.
S’okay….reality check is sometimes in order!
OMG kitteh! A cheezburger!
GOTCHA!!
“… an dat’s how baybee kittehs r mayde.”
WIN!!!
thx!
WHUT?!?!?! Nex u gon’ tellz meh wermz livez in durt. WTF u juz mayd dat up.
NO WAY!! Dat’s jus gross!! If yu didn want tu tell de troof, jus say so…yu doan gotta be makin up doez kinda storeez! Jeesch!
Same thing I said
Awwww, mawmmm …. no way u an dad did THAT …. aw, jeez, thatz so gross! eeeww!
Yeah, that’s a win for me, too… LOL!
Jes wayt till kitteh heers how dey comm owt.
*faynts*
GREAT!!!! Snorted all over keyboard.
WUT!?!?!!?!?!!1? Um…. eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Peniz goez WHAR???
Major win!!!1!
Okay, jump out of thread here–Wife is expecting hoomin bebe in December, and our 6 yo is very excited. Tonight we got teh question “how is the baby going to come out?” I don’t think teh youngster quite bought it.
That is lovely! Congrats on ur new little peep, turkeyburger!
Did u teel him how it really happenz or teh stork storee?
(notz him–her), and she hazn’t asked the tough wun yet–moar intersted in howz it coming owt den howz it got dere in furst plaze…much breathing of sighs of reliev…
Um… how DID it git in dere?
J/K! J/K! La la la la, I’m not lissening…
We akshully got a neonatologist at my hopsital name Dr. Stork. For real.
nothin cuter dan baby turkey! Congrats!
I iz gettin noo grandson-bebbeh in deh fall. Himz 2 oldah sistahs has been askin of deh queshuns, too. My DIL iz handling on a ? by ? basis. But dey still not alwayz bee beleevin her. Iz very funnee. I just laff. I don’t has to answer any of deh questions! : D
Bebehs n weddings n ☼ n lollipops n all gud tings! Congrats on noo grandbebbeh, scarlet!
dub tee eff is dat ☼ symbl? how u gets??
erm n/m. i figgrs it.
Sorry Teho, i posted n ran (hadda unplug my drug an go to library!) … I haz Windows XP an use the Character Map … u find urs?
On Windows XP, go thru Start menu, to All Programs, then Accessories, to System Tools, and from there (finally) to Character Map.
Congrats to all, yeah never ever answer the baby question, i got the virgin mary planted a seed and then she letttttta me have it,,,,yeesh still shuddering
i is glad u clarified that ur wife’s bebe is hoomin…
my thawts exaktlee!! Big contratulatoriez to yu and yur bride!!! Babiez r teh best!!!
u could just says, “U press Momee’z belley butn, an da babee comes flyin rite owt.”
‘Stroo, init?
If onlee………………..
Much win! LOL
Rilly? In a baskit? Unner a cabbij lefe?
Dat don’t sound rite…
Pawindrome kitteh says:
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
That is so kool!
Oh, WOW! Dat is Wunderful. I standz in awe of u.
Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
Ummmm…. radar! mmmm, racecar! uhhhh, Dad!
Dat’s all I know cep in da Weird Al song!!!!
A man, a plan, a canal, panama!
also, one of the characters in the Barbara Kingsolver book The Poisonwood Bible speaks in palindromes…
Eva, can I stack Rod’s sad-ass dork cats in a cave?
(?evac a ni stac krod ssa-das sdoR kcats I nac avE)
grace slick kitty sez “I enjoyed the 60’s… I don’t remember them, but I know I enjoyed them”
OMG I has a vision
look i kool!
(kthx)
oops this goes up der, afta menopwz.
whaddayameen idoan needanymoar coffeecoffeejavajavajava??????? ai’s az calm asaasas….as a CAT ….. *buzzzzzzzzzzz*
whoopwhoopwhoop WEEEEEEEEEEE!
SPROINGGG…
…happitayl!
Symatree cat is bein symetrical
U gonna do WHUT to mah harblz? Dood, U is sikk. SRSLY!!!
Holee catz, yoo peeps is so funnee. I has teh atenshun spann of a teet-zee fly but dis iz teh wun playss that ah kant vizit offen enuff cuz yoo awl makez mee laff till ah peez. Evree day! (Mebbe free hunnert tymz a day, evun…shhhh….mah sekrit.)
You cah as deepednz? I noes how u feelz Lisa dis place brighten mah day every day.
Wif all da F*CKED UP stuff goin on in dis crazee werld iz nice to know i kin still laff.
we beez adiktd 2 ICHC!!1!! but iz gud adikshun. berra helfy 4 veryone.
“ah kain’t kwit chu”
heh heh
hahhahahhahahhah and shame oh the shame oh shamidable day
I think I saw a putty tat.. blink. I did I did see a putty tat!
?was it a cat i saw?
ur brainwaivz has a flavr
sykik kitteh
ces ca say
prr prr prr prrrrr prr
prr prr prr prrrrr prr…
run run run run run run run awaaaaaaaayyyyy
Win.
*blink*
AH BEEN HIPMOTIZED!!!!
oh.
i tot yoo sed “hippotizd”
u uh… gotz sum cheezburger stuck on ur face…
…lemme git dat for u.
(dull, monotanous voice)
IT WAS BETTER THAN ‘CATS’…
I’D SEE IT AGAIN AND AGAIN…
OMG TOTAL WIN
(nasal NJ voiceover):
“we laughed, we cried, my husband works in the neighborhood, we’re going to see it again and again”
For Dr. Who Fans…
“Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good Luck. “
my timey-wimey machine…LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
u peeps is retardis
We needs tardis to keep real books in. Takes up 3 rooms….
wen u fynd lets me noe, k? we needs also.
Can has wibbly-wobbly?
Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they blow.
Now we gotta beware the staring kitteh as well as weeping angel?
arrrgh! Scareded!
can’t belive i dint think of that firs.
life is short and you are hot. one drink?
Just my phone number. Not a promise. Not a guarantee. Not an IOU. Just a phone number.
Isn’t is great when two bits of meme’s from different sides of the world, combine forces, and eventually end up blowing it all to hell?!
k i loozed!
I cantz beeleeve yooz doo dat in frontz ov me!
Wut? Dere was a cheezburger on this tabull? Dis teh furst i heers of it!
Is glad i get to see theeze!
ur pants… let me ask you to put them on.
Byooteeful!!! WIN!
cokehead kitten sez OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER
2007; a cheezburgr oddissee
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=54522&in_page_id=2
cokehead kitty is in your cornfield
OH MAH GAWDZ.
is very hard tu has supres suddin laffings at wurk.
[teh owch]
funyst ting i sees al monf.
OMG! Iz scyentologee kitteh agin. Oh, noes.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Mission Impossible XVII …. noooooooooooo!
hahahahahaha
looks like kitty needs a little more fiber in the diet..
I’m poopin … I’M POOPIN!!!
OMG, that ICHC classic jus slayz me…
I lubs dat won 2!!
Oh wow, somehow I’d never seen that one!!!
I just looked it up. I now have enough funny to get me through the next year.
I toldz you I donz’t need toothpicks!!
I lose every time! No fair!
Succinct, to the point, and well shot! 5 out of 5!
this wut happinz wen u watchis tennis turneymint
lef, rite, lef, rite, lef, rite zooooooooooooog heer we go agin
now ma eyz stey like dis
can has ey drops?
I see dead kittehs…
Ceiling Cat tolded me wats u wer doo-in
I R sendng mai thots az strohng az I noes haow. Y R U not gets? Iz U st00pid? I noes U gots tuna N teh kabnet. Wants naow. Awl U gots 2 du iz opn kan, put awn flohr. I takz frum dere. Kthxbai
alert cat is extremely, extremely alert
Yes, hims iz!!
I lost!
Staring cat is staring.
CAT scan kitty sez: “do you have any allergies, especially to shellfish, rubber or cheezburgers?”
SCANNER-kitteh saz: o hai, i’s just blowin up ur hed, thx
how big cheezburgerz in paradiz?
evn bigar den teh margreetaz
Mama sayd mah eyez wuld stik liek dis…I noes beleev her til now.
WOAH ! YOU GOTS THE 18mm OBJECTIV FOR TEH CAM ! my hedd luks bik and my feetzis luk smorl…
O. MAI. GAWD! I just saw goatse! HELP ME!!!
dunt tries hypnotiz me kitteh!
HYPNOTIK CAT…
IS HYPNOTIK
Oh my god! Is ful of starz!
SUUUURGE!!!! Aktully, kitteh need switch 2 dekaff…
I look into yur ize…an I see tu little pikshurs of me!! Kewl!
Mai gawd… eez full ov starz….
YOU BLINK FIRST
SHAZAAA! Hu put da red peppa on mah litterz?
Uhm, Why is everyone talking like noobs? No offence, it gives me a headache. People typing like
I hatez j00 crezy nub monchur!
Noob speak is very wrong and very nerve wracking.
You. Me. Staring contest. NOW.
You win… you always do.
I BEAT HIM after 2 mins and 62.78543 secs he blinks lolz
I iz doomd
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