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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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u has beecome tiresome.
over it kitty
is so over you
only 6 moar dayz til caturday…
Invisible telephone.
I is on hold at 1-800-CHZBRGR.
I am a beeg juithy cheezburger and i caint wait for u to sink ur fangz into my beefee gudness.
Cheezburger pr0n.
“o hai. My name is Burgur. Mmmmm yeah, I’m a half-pound all-angus, really juicy. I’m a perfect medium with grill marks, baby… Do you want me to put some cheese on? Oh, yeah, I want some ketchup too….”
lol Cheezburger pr0n iz teh funneh.
Yes, yes! Moar mayo. Oooh, i is so hotz mah cheez iz meltzing. Spred a little moar and… oh! I’m nomming! I’m nomming! I’m nooooooommmmmmmming….!
I can has cigaretz?
U guyz r so totally warpd … I LUV IT!!!
oh yeesss. to bask in da afterglow of gud noming…..
OMG ROTFL “I’m nomming I’m nomming”
FTW OMG ROTFLTIPIMP!!!
That’s frackin’ awesome… LOL
Elfy!!!! ROTLFTIPIMP iz speshull opshun, cost moar!!!!!
Lol, I like nomming tooo!!!!! [goes to search for hubby]
That’s tewtully inappropriate. Unless Hubby goin’ to make burgurz on teh grill. Den I guezz it okayz.
–Elfi
OK, this thread makes me feel kinda uncomfortable, and not in a good way…:-/
sry Turkeyburger.
Is us gottid carryd awaye.
Awh, shukz, you beetz me 2 it.
I wuz gonna sayz “Invisible I-Phone”, setting voice-call for Cheezburger.
U Bore Me
N Floor Me
kitteh sayz “wtf do you want now?”
Uninterested cat haz ben goin 2 fizix letcures.
Meh. Wake me up when the cheezburgers get here.
Wai u waiks me up? For diz?! Pleh. Pleez to be leevings nao.
i has floor
but i no’s care
Uninterested cat been spendin’ time in fizix lab wid string therry
Flo_orcat are watchin’ u mastrbate
…& are on teh fl°_°r
Feh…i’s seed this part before…but teh hoomin luvs this moovee. Wut u gonna do?
Unisterested Kitteh is bored as can be
Caturday, Kitteh went out on a spree
Wif lotza time lef to fill in da Dayz
Cuz Caturday is neerlyz a Week awayz
Jack.
I wuz gonna nap, but den I thot…. nahhhh, dat so…. I nunnoh….. boaringz…. so I juz lie heer lyk a lump insted.
Nappin’ is too mush werk.
Mah doggeh Luke? Dat’s whut we callz kim. Da Lump. Luke da Lump. An 80 lb. big ‘ol lump rite inna middle of da floor.
INVISIBLE WALKIE-TALKIE
mah dreemz so dull I boerd mahsef awaek
win!
“In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the … Anyone? Anyone? … the Great Depression, passed the … Anyone? Anyone? … The tarfiff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act?”
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bueller? bueller?
Gummeh bear? iz been in mah pokket so it r reel warm n sawft.
haha! Srsly, didnt evrywon hav a teechr lik tha, hoo wud jus drone on an on; meenwile, class lapsing intu mass coma? I noes I did!
Ferris Bueller … a classik comedee, rite up der with Mai Couzin Vinnee! (“Oh yeah, u blend!” … “Did u say ‘Yoots’?”)
OMG mennie, we sez dat allus in our howse….da yoots today…
And cuz iz southren an my hubz iz from Meeshagin.. I’ll be cookin gritz an he’ll say I do not bleeve i’ve hadda grit before. an i sez Ahhh KISS MAH GRITZ!!!
LOL! The “grits” scene! I likes it wen teh cook slap a big ol wad o’ lard on teh grill an Vinnie sez: “Havent u peepl hurd about teh cholestral problum down here?” LMAO evry tyme!
(We “mixd marrage,” tu – hubby from MA an me from FL … he LUVS gritz!)
Charlie Brown teechah! wonk wonk wa wonk wonk.
Guns are unlawful; Nooses all give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Dorofy Parker FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!1!
I not sure. I think he sneekin a peek.
Nao, notz *sneekin*. aiys iz wyd opn, jes luukin sydwaiz.
ef U naht luuk 2 klows, U naht noes wat Iz watchenz. Dats teh eydeeya.
“Kittehs mus be SUttl.” Iz in teh kitteh man-U-ellz. Awl guud kittehs stuhdez teh man-U-ellz. Iz oblygayshun. I thawt U nowd tat.
Oh yawn, it is silly hooman wif the camera AGAIN!!
My extreem existential boredom…let me show u it.
U can had Adolphus Huxley?
or Jim Morrison mebbeh?
“Who does depurrsion hurt?”
everykitteh
Grammar kitteh sez, word iz “disintrestd”.
Grammar kitteh would be wrong. “Disintrestd” mean somefing diffrunt. Tho this may be altruisticly motvated moral kitteh.
2 Poynts for susie!
Vocabulary kitteh sez, “disintrestd” meenz unbiassd, not uninterested.
I iz only appeerin’ to be uninterested. I iz aktully Jack Bauer cat, receivin’ teh skeematiks on mah cell-o-phone. I be infiltratin’ ur base an takin’ out ur agents soon. 24 hours no sleepytime make me grumpy an’ stuff.
Sigh… Mawwwwm, I’m BOOOOOORRREED…. All de udder kittehs at kitteh kamp, or playin inna tree, or takin napses….. Maawwwwwwmmmmmm……
U best findz sumfin to do, or I find sumfin FOR u to do!
Wen my mumma sed dat, we all ran. We noo she wuld find sumfin, and it usuly involved dust ragz and crawlin under dining room table! I fink dis kitteh wuld be gud at dat job, too.
Run, Kitteh, Run!!!!
Kittehs LUV crawlin under the table, dey shud HAV dat job.
O hai, i red ur screenpley. It suxs.
Sry.
“I’m bored, with everything that should be done;/and so, I just poke out my big red tongue/and say… I’m BORED!!!” (Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band)
Xtra cheez n onions wif ur burgers for obscure 60s band refrenz! An ai’ll thro in an Alley Oop, tu!
scenester cat hatez finks ur CD kolleshun suks, sezs ur frendz r stoopid, an cant wait to move to new yawk wif the kool kittehs.
U has a taste. It iz deplorable.
If I ignoreth them, maybe them will go away!!!
“i no wantz cheezburger. u can has cheezburger”
Pssst…don look now, but dere’s a peeple to my rite that’s got XTRA TOEZ.
I SAID DON LOOK NOW.
A shoestring. How delightful. I don’t suppose the latest issue of the Utne would be *too* much to ask?
(Intellectual kitteh is being intellectual)
boredcat is boooooooooooored
ohhh lookie.. ‘nother hour-long FMV cut-scene! *ZZzzzzzz*
(Guess who’s playing FFX?)
Sammy… is that you?
Yo!
What do you think about Tokio Hotel? >:)
[...] kittehz nivver interested in wut hoominz haz 2 say. [...]
yo allison its lindsay!!!!!!
if ai hadz middul fingr, id show it 2 u rite nao.