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Monorail Cat technical diagram


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  1. Menopaws says:

    Pleez to insert verticl peice (A) into cat-lik slot (B); howevr, furst mak sur claw retrakshun (C) is “ON.”

  2. Melissa says:

    Begin lowering seekence….(kitteh fallz asleep..leenz to one side…Keerash!)
    lowering sekwence compleet.
    moar reeserch rekwired.

  3. KT says:

    How is monorail cat supposed to run without the rest of the track?

  4. Steph says:

    I can has rollacoestr?

    Mmmm…kitteh lubs trill ryds…

  5. D.R. says:

    Test runs on the new transport line earned praise from commuters. “It’s on time,” they said, “you just have to watch out for all the shedding.”

  6. KickahaOta says:

    Note to enjineerz:
    Takng kitteh kross-sectiunz
    Makez da kitteh kross

  7. Flartus says:

    kitteh sez, “r u dun wif ur drawring yet? i tink i can heers can opener.”

  8. Lisa says:

    Kitteh tink he fownd hisself a ginormous Wii to set on.

  9. turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    I are 2001 cat, resting on ur alium monolith thingy…

    Luk at silly monkey-peeplez down dere, playin wif dere bonez…

  10. snippet says:

    Melting cat… is melting unevenly.

  11. Eva Maria says:

    monorail cat has dangerus tilt on elevashun

  12. stendhalismo says:

    this is your cat

    this is your cat on… what the hell?

  13. Allen says:

    I is weight balance cat

  14. epilady says:

    jes’ like Seattle monorail, diagraham onlyz, no build.

  15. Nika says:

    Monorail cat needz re-calubraitin. Leenz to far too one side. Ridurz not happi bout dat.

    • techie says:

      Iz for hi-speed cornerz. New monorail cat leenz to side going round bend, so ridurz not spill cheezburgers

      • Nika says:

        Yes, but monorail cat iz on straitawayz, not taiking cornerz rite nao. When stopped, monorail cat shud be in da ful uprite an lokked posishun.
        Howeverz, cheezburger spillage iz verrrrrry bad. Smrt engineerz who com up wif kitty leenz on turnz.

  16. Jack Deth says:

    MonoRail Kitteh can rest eneewarez
    Balanced nicely, alwayz preparedz

    For whatever Gravity lykz to do
    MonoRail Kitteh manijes to stik lyke gloo

    Kwite content in dis relaxt posission
    No wunz goze up the Stayrz wiffout his permission :-)

    Jack.

  17. Dave says:

    Hi. I fall from seeling, land on thingie. It hurtz.

  18. banjokitteh says:

    One o’ my legs is shorter than the other and both o’ my feets too long, I’m a … Monorail caa-aa-aat. I’m a monorail caa-aa-aa-aat.

  19. LOLDemon says:

    I fink u mizunderstud whe i sed i want tu be put on pedastul.

  20. Gladys says:

    Attention passengers. Pleez to moov to da LEFT of da car. Repeet, da LEFT of da car. Transportayshun authoritee not ‘sponsible for capsize.

  21. LuvBJones says:

    Is teh famous Greek arkitektur – Kitteatid column!

  22. Umwowowowo says:

    grrr – iz hatez bt hoam hubz – upstreem alwayz get stUck

  23. Duffy says:

    Dis monorail cat for use goin aroun steep hill, like teh Wisconsin Side-hill Hodag.

  24. that cat in teh pik says:

    gud thinj i tuk bonwey ayrlyns

  25. Cap'n Easy says:

    Tank Gudnes brake wurk jus in tyme…..I skare for minit!

  26. karrlll says:

    shushhh, i r ninja, yuo cnt c mah.

  27. rebbeca says:

    can i haz a cheese burgerz wile i am upz here pleaze


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