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Pleez to insert verticl peice (A) into cat-lik slot (B); howevr, furst mak sur claw retrakshun (C) is “ON.”
WIN
Begin lowering seekence….(kitteh fallz asleep..leenz to one side…Keerash!)
lowering sekwence compleet.
moar reeserch rekwired.
RINDSHEEP
How is monorail cat supposed to run without the rest of the track?
no no no … is juz a dyagram.
I’m glad they did the section at this point, and not 6″ further back
Ewwwwwww! U is wun sik “puppee”, u noes? Mayde me laff, u did.
lol! how did you make it so so so so so so o o so funny!!!!!!
I can has rollacoestr?
Mmmm…kitteh lubs trill ryds…
Test runs on the new transport line earned praise from commuters. “It’s on time,” they said, “you just have to watch out for all the shedding.”
“but iss vary warmz in teh wintur. Yeth. Altho it blenz in wif da sno, so iz hard to see if it dere or nawt.”
Note to enjineerz:
Takng kitteh kross-sectiunz
Makez da kitteh kross
kitteh sez, “r u dun wif ur drawring yet? i tink i can heers can opener.”
Kitteh tink he fownd hisself a ginormous Wii to set on.
I are 2001 cat, resting on ur alium monolith thingy…
Luk at silly monkey-peeplez down dere, playin wif dere bonez…
bummm bummmmmmmmmm
BUM BUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
(I can has Zarathustra?)
yes an teh OMG IS CAN BE FUL OF STARZ kitteh is riet ovar heer!
Melting cat… is melting unevenly.
monorail cat has dangerus tilt on elevashun
this is your cat
this is your cat on… what the hell?
I is weight balance cat
jes’ like Seattle monorail, diagraham onlyz, no build.
das funeh… wut i rieded on wen visit??
Monorail cat needz re-calubraitin. Leenz to far too one side. Ridurz not happi bout dat.
Iz for hi-speed cornerz. New monorail cat leenz to side going round bend, so ridurz not spill cheezburgers
Yes, but monorail cat iz on straitawayz, not taiking cornerz rite nao. When stopped, monorail cat shud be in da ful uprite an lokked posishun.
Howeverz, cheezburger spillage iz verrrrrry bad. Smrt engineerz who com up wif kitty leenz on turnz.
MonoRail Kitteh can rest eneewarez
Balanced nicely, alwayz preparedz
For whatever Gravity lykz to do
MonoRail Kitteh manijes to stik lyke gloo
Kwite content in dis relaxt posission
No wunz goze up the Stayrz wiffout his permission
Jack.
LOL!!! “None Shall Pass – Widout Givin Me a Cheezeburger!”
wut is teh airspeed vilosity of a unladen cheezburger?
Afwikkan oh Yuropeen?
R u sugjestin that cheezburgrz mygrayt?
al togethrs now:
“RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAYYY!!”
Hi. I fall from seeling, land on thingie. It hurtz.
Wurs than da famus baisickle injuhree.
(I hated that when I was a kid — got a hand-me-down bike from my grother!)
*brother*.
no, no, i lykes “grother!” sownds more ‘propreeit 4 mine…
o grother.
wers art thow?
One o’ my legs is shorter than the other and both o’ my feets too long, I’m a … Monorail caa-aa-aat. I’m a monorail caa-aa-aa-aat.
I fink u mizunderstud whe i sed i want tu be put on pedastul.
Attention passengers. Pleez to moov to da LEFT of da car. Repeet, da LEFT of da car. Transportayshun authoritee not ’sponsible for capsize.
Is teh famous Greek arkitektur – Kitteatid column!
grrr – iz hatez bt hoam hubz – upstreem alwayz get stUck
Dis monorail cat for use goin aroun steep hill, like teh Wisconsin Side-hill Hodag.
gud thinj i tuk bonwey ayrlyns
Tank Gudnes brake wurk jus in tyme…..I skare for minit!
shushhh, i r ninja, yuo cnt c mah.