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It wuz only matter of time.
Now dey rule teh world.
i prayz that those of us who wuz kind to kittehs will be remembered and treated with mersy!
i bowz before our feline overlordz!
Good fer you, the canopenerrz you knows where it iz.
I curse my lack of . . . oh, whassdis!? Nebermine.
(where’s Stend wen u knead him).
sorry!!! I was moving a divorcee pal from FL to NC all weekend
kitty has very posable thumbs - in facy kitty is posing them nicely now
I think kitty light be a famous handmodel actuooly
Kitteh muss furst see Madge, an soak in teh Pawmawliff -
Kitteh haff dishwadder paws.
We’z soaken in it!
Evahlooshin iz on mah sidez! I can openz mah own foodz Kleen mah littahbocks……wait…. iz a kitteh..iz cute. Iz snorglee.. Iz luvable. Hmmm I fink dese fumbz r waayy ovar raited. why do annyfing iffa u doant hafta?
’snot evolushun, is integligent dezyn in action…
u sed SNOT!! U fink it’s apple pie but it’s ’snot. HAHAHA eewwwww.
SEE!? GOD IZ GUD!!1!
NO MOAR LIDDERBOCKS CLEENING FUR ME!!!!1 YAHOO!11
O wate…dis nawt mah kitteh. Durnit.
“snorglee”
hee hee…i like!
snorglee an snuglee!
posable thumbs not so grt aktuly. use own canopner, fix own cheezburger, change own litterbocks. now stoopid hoomins wants me to werk. i ignorez tem tho. i jus go bak to sleep.
Mebbeh i use fumb to get dis optigoo outta my eye?
AKA eye booger?
Ezakly!
now i gets job in offis
coz i kin types!
dis be wat kitteh typez:
ajklaeascfdrbhtyujl;jk;[plo’;lk.;jkmkgnhjcdsjk
dis be wat bos wantz:
ajklaeascfdrbhtyujl;jk;[plo’;lk.;jkmkgnhjcdsjk
cuz bos izza kitteh to.
Hemingway kitteh is ernest
I be wrytin abowt trajic heroez an splinterz an secks an warz nao.
Mov to Key West an raiz brood of six-toed hyoomins, drink heavilee an hav manee wives.
oboi. Axcept da brood ov da six-toed hoominz, dem be sayin’ we gotz tuh daklare diz playss a zoo, whish meenz we gots ta put up a fenss, but we noes kan garanteez dat a hoomin wil NEVUR axkayp…
well…
I ponderz dis, ritez da ztory ’bout big fishiz.
An whak self on hed manee timez.
ow. iz bwaha++ pwnz. i like badz wurdplay an datz so bad iz grate. woz juzt gonna put
hitchin cat awn a flatbed truk
iz hitchin
Even Cowcats Get tha Bloos…
Steel Magnolions
I can has genetic mutation? Srsly, WTF is with its little feetz? Kitteh looks like it’s trying to sprout a whole nother set of feetzez. And get poor fuzzy to vet for eye check up–even I don’t look that unhappy when I’m deep in one of teh allergeez attaks…
Kitteh iz teh polydactyl.( I dunna noes that iz has evzr seen it bee a prob when I werked at teh vet) Iz kwite common aktuly.. Some kittehs can has sebben or eight toeses.. iz vary cute. An harmless.
Sum sa “polydactal” kitteh lucky — in old daz, a litter of katz, pepul pick cat wit “galoshes” r “snowshoes” ’cause funny, cute. Kat with “galoshes” liv in warm hous, catch mice indoors, drnk meelk! Poor “norml” sistas & brothrs hve 2 live outdoors - not live so long. So sad, but kats with galoshes lib longr, hav more kitteh with “galoshes” - take ober wurld (or at least Bostun..) On east coast many, many kittehs with “galoshes”
My galoshes kitteh is 16 yrs old & has me vry well trned. She say “more xpnsive wet food, I old, ned xtra care” - She get. She slep so clos 2 wud stov her wiskas frizz. She vry happy with hr gud fud, wrm hous and her 22 toessies.
I has seen kittehs with teh “mitten pawz” befor, but this wun iz takin’ it to a whole new lvl. If its back pawz are liek teh frontz, den this fuzzy has like 32 toezez.
Cloudycat has thumz too and iz sweet but very very bad. Iz always asking “I can has treatz now?” den gwupping them up 3 minutz later, so no more treatz. Bad kitteh! Luckily Cloudycat iz not smartz enuff to use thumz because he would undoubtedly use them only for eeeeeeeevulz.
Pteradactyl kitteh? Dat’s why kittehs wit all dem toes can scale a tree in nothin flat! *SQWAH! SQWAH!*
(I think kitteh’s ok - just a little bashful from teh camera)
Poly - meaning “many”. Daktylos - meaning “finger”. In teh Greek.
Iz coz kitteh iz whyte round hims eyezz — eye goo showz up bettar. Mai kitteh Max iz alll whyt an he has de blak eye goo allatyme. Iz nuffin. im has filphy earz too.
Yeah, He and his brother were born with extra paws.
and nothing is wrong with his eyes hes just old :[
leave him alone D:
Lucy (my kitteh) has teh thumbs. Just like her daddeh (god rest his fuzzy soul), but she refuses to do da dishes. says stuff about gettin’ her paws wets.
Won’t even load teh dishwasher. I seed her daddeh use his paws to scoop up foods, but she no use her paws like dat ‘cept for teh occasional snack that she catches in midair.
Sunnye refuses to do anyting, too. Cept she Does do da scratchy tongue cycle if alowed.
Naow I can has moovee revyooing kareer wif Roger Ebert!
Win!!1!
I is in your survival of the fittest
evolving thumbz
This is the best optional caption yet!
i has eye gunks.
Kittah face luk liek: “Go ahed, make mah day.” Exkwees me, I just backz away slowleez liek nao. . .
I iz teh X-Kitteh. Wotch az I subduse Magneto with mi super-cuteness.
‘Posable Fums are a major event of note
Naow I can haz use the Human’z Remote!
Watchin Kitteh Pr0n when Huminz can’t see
How menny staychionz on teh kaybul TV?
Five klaws cumz owt when leest ekspected
Wulvereen shud feelz most dejected!
Jack.
THE BEST optional comment! Two kitteh thumbz up!
wulvereen vs. hemingway kitteh…they gets drunk, kitteh teks wulvereen fishin, dumps him overboard, wulvereen’s metal skeleton drag hims down.
hemingway kitteh rite tragik story, win lots of awards, gets drunk and lives happee ever after.
Move over, grey kittehs. I installz da hdtv naow.
this pikcher was tooked by kitteh’s frend–hiz fumbs not so posable, ‘parently.
omfg…Duffy? where iz u?
“ur no kitteh til thumbkitteh luvz u”
Hi! Iz back now. Spent day at snarlgrowlhiss car repare shop.
Yu du thumbthing to me, thumbthing that holey mittstifies me…
ow. juzt gotz it. awl repare shopz iz eeful but dat mittstifies shtick woz bwaha. gotta hand it to ya, at leest yur lawlz iz in a gud claws.
And thx for missing me!!!
iz ok. mah aim iz no gud. *pleh*
i had a stray kitteh wiv fiev toez and a fumb on each foot. I callded her ‘pencil’ because on the furst day she adopted meh, i rold her a pencil and she picked it up, looked at it, froawnd liek ’stupid hoominz, u getz fumbz and use dem for dis?! wtf?!’, put it downz and walked awai.
she was gret and superioar kitteh.
wuz dat teh last time she ever pikked up enything in front of u?
No. sumtimz she pick up catnip ball and put it in her mouf and go nom nom nom and then get a big beardz of droolz, go pleh and spit ball out then try to come luv me wiv spitface.
felix - i had ta put shatner squilol on owne blog becoz woz too funnee an interactiv not to. Iz awl yer fawlt, but cant credit yew coz i dont know where yer www iz. helpz pls?
and pencil story pwns btw
oh hai typingisnotactivism. I abreeveate ur nam to furst letters an it com out ‘tina’ - can i call u tinas?
i fownd shatner squilol on anuvver site - http://www.metafilter.com - an he wuz also linked here in magic ‘top right bar’ on ichc home page, so credits dem, nots me!
An Pencil was pwncat. She rooled. Evenshualy she adopt new mummah hu cud look affer her fulltiem and i became jush vacashun spot for her. She had kittehs at new mummah’s hous and all deh kittehs had fumbz too!
She spent one affernoon grabin kittehs by scruff and carrying dem over fences to my garden to show me, she so proud!
But curiows kittehs plus oposabel fumbz = ver dangerush busness!
!!!!!!! i now so must want to c total thumb-kitteh plae fite. they could awl do joodo. THEY COULD ALL HOLD LIGHT SABERS!!!! like this but 4 reel.
not shouting, iz eksited by kitteh jedi potenshul…tinas iz fine & hehe btw.
reply go missing? wtf
… now teh oomanz folk iz skrewd heh heh heh…