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Cheezburger Network Blog
Profeshunalley kewt!
and you can see how hardz they iz working … give kittehs a break
purrrrfessunl iz rite spell.
or
purrFURshunl
I just um hoppin on this pert hier, an u git thet thing ther
K … stik to donuts an i wont worry. Krispy Kreemz or Dunkin’ — THAT iz teh queschun!
wifowt a qwestshun, Krispee Kreemz!
i can has bioengineer skillz 2 make cheezeburger?
Kitteh tek suport
now iz here to fiks our stuf.
Hevun halp us awl.
I akchully prefer kitteh tech support to ma regular guyz. They lots cuter.
eehhnnnnn…ah nowz ah sawz a meece undeh ahl deez wirez….oh…wate dis not deh computeh and teh interwebz??
nebbermind.
Tivo kitteh iz deelivern uppurkut to MythTV kitteh.
(o, mebbe not upperkut…i noe nufing bowt bocksing, but yoo getz teh ideeah)
lewks 2 me like he’s giving him a souf bownd jabs
Dere’s yur problem…to many udder tings to distract youz from luvin on kittehs!
Dey iz profesionaz; dey shuld nawt be dooing dis at home!
Ahh – the MCSE (miniature cat softpaw engineers) are here…good…
if only all microsoft support were this cute
lol ^^
now, i am really glad i wurk wif linux lol ^^
i dont do ms support, so i must be cute, right? ^^
lissen bud, cute will onlee getcha so far in dis bisness . . .
awwwwwww, u so cute I promote u nao.
iz waitn awn dee Stoend Cat Sownd Integraitrz….gaw dammded Stoend Catzez awlwaez free owrz laet.
SCSI !!1!
k, iz troo, I video dork.
6 poyntz faw been a dork, but wun iz invizibl an so looks like a 5. u also getz to haff thumz. unless u has no thumz. then u dontzt.
Yes, u iz profesionls, but profesionl WHUTZ?
prfsnl qtz
Thei iz MRAINE BIOLOGOTS. thei veri smrt. S-M-R-T. Smrt.
Teh beeg eyes on the lower kitteh, says
Dood uz gots sum beeg harbls!
dude, i’m telling you, we don’t have the right adapter.
I was just thinking “these look like the guys from radio shack… except they’re cuter, more intelligent looking and might have a chance of figuring that thing out” … OK so actually they’re completely different
maybe if radio shack was run by kittens they’d do better?
Agreed.
ok kittehs. but I needs to be seein’ proofs of insurense n bonded license thingies befor any wurk to be startin’.
Look deepleh into mah kute and you will fergit all dat paperworkz nonsense.
Ain’t i kute?
Aktuly, deez kittehs kinda brings back teh memories (or is it teh flashbackz) of when I was inna band (xcept we no has teh tails or fuzz or ears or cutezness) and our practices would go something like this (yes, there would be that much cable strung all obber teh plaze):
“Dood, srsly, this plug goes in heer…”
“‘kay, lemme try” *ZAP* “OW, DOOD, WTF??? Teh amp iz not grounded”
painfully troo.
Diz why i no gud in bandz….
’sokay, Jewel gud solo.
Cans maek Kermit frog voys. Cans even YODLE.
Donut wurry; itz no catastrophe!!1!
Win!
Kitteh Tek Support
With menny wires to sort. U
haz Fire Inshurance?
Black Pissketti all
around. Humanz push Buttin
Whutz that krackling sound?
Kompewterz are nawt
for Kitteh tykes…. O Noes! Thatz
whut Ozone smellz like!
Jack.
Evil baby tech support!
She is directing teh kittehs
I tried to put in a URL… I’ll try in the URI bar this time
Upar Respitory Imfecshun? NOT WANT KITTEHCOLD!
aaaaaargh is funey buts u has bucherd teh hyku format!
is moar den jus silbul cownt!
jack for teh win!!!1!
Wez in yooz offis, fuxing evryting upz!
yez…iz awl fuxd up…tx………………………………………………………….nt!
oh just like mah regular i.t. guyz den.
Oh Hai!
Iz u mah nuuh couwerkuhr?
okey, we put in der noo op’ratin sissum,
Cheezburger 07.
We in ur gamz systimz…..lodin cheetz codz
Jus membrz teh Ainchen Konami Codz an yoo be jes fyne
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A Start
Deze wirez not taystee or nootrishus….but DANG, dey a lot of fun!
j00 ad t3h toymaytoe sauuce!!11!!!
I join eyetee departmint. Nine munfs, I still waiting for kittings. “Not sential to job”, parently…
Whuh? Kittehs nah esenshul?
Hows they cud say dat? Wif no kittehs, life cud hav no happeey!
Mebbe I try rekwesting puppehs insted. Mebbe get leetle tiny laptoppup like dees one…
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/deeelishious.jpg
Mebbe they think if I haf too much happeey, I forgets about wurk… Just be playing wif my animiles all day.
aw, teh puppy nice an tostee warms! hope he gotted outsides rite affer he woked up, or u mita had a little liquid shorting out teh pooter!
Now that’s a lapdog!
TOO LOL!
Laptoppuppeh looks liek a Bostun Burrito! Must kiss! nom nom nom
Is wantin a mouse cuvver jus like dat.
Ok we’v trased teh cheezburger on teh big box to dees leetle one here. How do we get it open?
This wot happen wen kittns sent to do kat’s job
ur doin it wrong. go play.
*sigh* I doant fink dey were from geek skwad.
gud fr dem! heh
not only r they cute, but they actually showed up at my desk b 4 i did! I can haz kitteh IT dept, plz?
Kitteh geek sqwad rekomendz u remoof unnessary cookies to protek ur privacy — rly, is for ur protekshun.
nom nom nom.
LOL Winz!
!!!wun!
thx doc an tina!
“see, herez da problem, you try to put compozit into RF sockit, let me show you”
See, if we hook dis wun in heer, den we crossx dis wun wit dat wun, den we be able to pirate teh kitteh pr0n from teh satellite-thingy…
i can haz Cheezburger Channel?
Nonono! S component veedeeo courd, no audio! No cn lissen to red wyre!!!
only solewshun: Wipe hard drive, reinstall windoze.
(that’s the standard line from my IT dept)
aha. so u nots hav gud doawnlod habitz den?
[superior eyebrows]
(dis “standrd lyn” is coz windoez can has laem-azz imyoon sistim — mush fastr tu re-immijj ur driev dan to try an unfuxx0rs ur fyls)
I tink dis whut happens wehn yu press ESCAPE to much
ya it whuz bob [kitteh] idea 2 b lazi and get cheezborgors
Hmmm. Bite dah head or bite dah wirez? Hmmmm.
i is hiring themz next
Ok kittehs, lemme see ur contractorz lycense! I pay U 2 cheezburgers an hour!
donut’s worryin’.