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One of Freya’s guinea pigs?
OMG, only on ICHC will you get someone making a ref to Norse mythology by looking at a pic of a guinea pig in a harness
Besides, Freya’s chariot was powered by kittehs.
You just mixed my two favorite things…ICHC and Norse Mythology.
Maybe one of Freya’s cats had a nasty harbl. Maybe Frekki can fill in? (Better than teh rodent.)
yeah, but i’m pretty sure that she kept g. pigs just in case one of the cats broke down…they were easier to fit in the glove compartment
Teh chariot has uh glove compartment? Impressive.
We don’t like it when you call it “mythology”.
We like kittens, though…
Mmm, fuzzy retractable sharpness…
What’s wrong with calling it mythology? Norse mythology rules!
ok this is now one of my favorite pics but only because of this conversation.
only the internet has this level of… WTF!!!!!!
evil im goin to the rspca!
I can has rappel?
Wha – me tinked yu said “APPEL!” Aaaaaaaaa….
Ok guyz…Iz startin to retink dis hole bunjee-jumpin idea.
LOL Winz!
(do not want S&M pr0n, pleh. sry. kthxbye)
I’z just like a piggeh in bondage, boys……….
Piggy Pr0n
OH GAWD…… Deliverance thot for a moment..just a moment.
furgat sfewrd
stend, yoo is a leetle pervee….
I lyke yoo.
OMG … wha wuz tha movee, teh won wit Rosie O’Donnell in the S&M leathr n whip? Didnt see it but teh pic of Rosie thuslee clad, well … thanx for reawakenin teh nitemaer!
*sigh* whol lyf won movee refrenz afta ‘nuthr…
Exit to Eden
…
Umm… I don’t suppose you’d believe me if I said I had to look that up?
“Exit to Eden”, I bleev. Wuz spozedly “based on” an Anne Rice bookses…I read da Anne Rice bookses, an dat? wuz NO ANNE RICE BOOKSES. Anne Rice nyce lady, duz no deservez letherr-clad Rozie in adaptamatasion of her bookses…den again, my worstestest enemee duz no deservez DAT…ok, well, mebbe my 2nd exhubby duz, but not nobuddy else!!!
“Exit to … Ewwww,” yah, thaz rite. Soun lik ur 2nd exhub an mai 1st exhub deserv each othr … AND Rosie in leathr!
You has read teh Sleeping Beauty series? Is pr0n. She wrote under diffrnt naem.
A.N. Roquelaure, if I rememberz correctly. (Never read it, but bff read waaaay bak when we wuz in highschool. It was lojucal next step–dis same fren who pass around copy ov Judy Blume “Forever” wif “da good parts” dogeared.)
An “Sleeping Beauty” not pr0n….dat “erotica”. Iz pr0n wif pretty wurdz.
I nevar red it m’self. Roomaet red. Parently lotsa slavery n bondage n stuf.
guinea pig mission impossible?
Hu memberz’ teh safewerdz? *gulp*
Oh good god. It’s Bondage Piggeh.
This r serious business. I r serious masochist. Plz be shaving piggeh now.
Onlee bcuz yoo said plz.
Saefwurd is “Corm”
OMG!!!!1111!!!!!!!1 ROFLMBO.
EEWWWW! shaved piggheh? u r a perv. i likes u too
I’s in yer actionflix havin yer missons…
gimpy pig
About tu goes mideval on ur azz
MUSH, GINEE PIGGEH, MUSH! WE NEVAR WINS TEH ITIDEROD AT THIS SPEDE!
Ooooh, gimme pig gots kold feetses! U gotz karot for to warm ma tummy? Reet reet reet!!!!
the leader of the sled team! Mush on!
dat piggeh wearing a serious harness.
I’m in your matrix haxing ur carotz
dangz, uz iz inn furzted. woz tinkinge capshun beein
“@%$#!! Nekscht tymz ai b tekkin th bloo pil.”
“Sir! Corporal Pigg, 34th Airborne, reporting for duty, sir!”
…I are seryus piggeh. Dis seryus harnizz. I awn seryuz bizniss. ZTOP LAFFINZ.
stil lawl. i got mindwurm off ov ‘Dis seryus harnizz. I awn seryuz bizniss.’ iz like wun moar corruptd sector in mah wetwarez.
does summat realee walk dat peeglet? Dat person has teh ballz.
Wen ah waz 6 ah ownded a piggeh. ah tooked hem fow a walk onze. Poor piggeh came homez wid teh bloodie feetz. Ah lernt a lezzon…no tye yarn ’round piggeh nexs tah takes him walkin’…. poor piggeh
Mebbeh dey makez lil shoes for piggeh? OMG how cute wud dat bee?
mebbe wen yu walkzd the piggeh, u shud not hav rided bisikle.
Dat be 1 slooow strol for dat person.
Piggehs iz not for harnessessesses ok? Teh bakbownz an teh ribz iz all rong to pull teh piggehs by. They wants has clean grass to eat and protexion from becoming kitteh cheezburgers. Theyz likes a enklozed run w/ a shadee spot and peoples watching to keep away teh kittehs, hawks, puppehs, and creeps humans. Otherwize piggehs nead stayz insidez.
safty wurd iz “karot” k?
noe, ish faw reel. i izz pwninge dah evanjellycul minnee-steries. yewd’ve teldedded mee iffn dat camrra derr woz beenin havn da fillmm inn datt, yezs?… Ishnt?… Awkay…pasz uz dah crak.
I thinks U just OD’d on teh lolspeakz. Srsly, I can has headache tryin’ to tranzlate wut U writings?
*ah hem* (clears throat then speaks like Jimmy Stewart)
No, really, I’m the head of an evangelical ministry. You’d tell me if there was any film in that camera wouldn’t you?… There isn’t?….. Alright then……Pass us the crack.
sawry turkzez faw d mygrane an tankz fur d tiip.
Um, doodz–wut ‘zackly does “Trebuchet” meanz, anyhoo?
LMFAO
Means PFC Piggeh gonna join Airborne soon!!
a kind of catapult
and peeps sed i was nuts when i put harnesses on da cats…. in fact, i gots da same harness. just in different colors….
bondage pig make me lawl.
i can haz pairoshoot plz? k thx bai
MUSH!
I are Piggeh!
Not Bore Kleening Brush!
Jack.
Hmmm, tha’s a goood idear, Jack! De klawrs gets all the gunkpowders off it better!!!!
Iz Red-D 4 mai close-up Mr. Gere.
Ewwww!!! Must. Wash. Brainssssss……. Ick ick ick ick!!!! LOL!
bwaha 111xclmtn mrk11
piggeh name iz Julia Rawbitz, moofy is An Orificer an a Gerbil, Man.
i iz not dog
i iz not goin fer walk
wanna goes back to my wheel. sry.
Um…. yah… U juz go do dat walky-fing. I goez bak to mah kage, mayk wheep-wheep-wheep noyziz, an den chooz on da blok ov woodz.
But don’ let me stop u frum goin’ fur yur walk. U go on ahed. I beez rite bak here when u git hoam, k.
u knoe yr piggehs!
N den when u bak, i sez: “Git meh a karot bitch! Sqeek! Sqeek sqeek sqeek!”
(I knoed a rly demandn piggeh once. May he rest n peece.)
I can has safewordz?
Suddenly, Kinky, star of many a small rodent pr0n flick, realized… OMG tan lines!
Anybuddy can splains to me whyfor “content-relevant” googleads be put dis ad wif
“gimmepig in harness” post?
Baby-Hugs – Top Brands
Shop for Pacifiers, Breastpumps, Resuable Diapers, Clothes and more…
(I are reel scareded of what ICHC peepls could make of combo of dem tings and a gimmepig….reet reet reet!!)
Okey i t’rows up now.
“gimme pig”
*snickr*
Astroknot Peeg is ready for EVA from International Space Chaise….
yeeeeehaaaaawww!
RIDE ‘EM PIGGEH!!!
OMG! Iz piggeh roadyo? Iz der will be piggeh ryding and piggeh tying and piggeh klowns and piggeh bairel raycin? How, well, boaring.
Dis be elektrik lolpig wid controler for makin lolcat crazy.
BDSM piggy likes it kinky!
*whip*
Dis wuz da ad at da top uv mai paij tunyt.
“Baby-Hugs – Top Brands
Shop for Pacifiers, Breastpumps, Resuable Diapers, Clothes and more…”
Resuable? Dat meenz dairz lawsootz fur dirdee dyperz??/?
Kinky Hamster is having second thoughts…
I love guinea pigs.
Bondage guinea pig!
Miscaptioned!
It should say, “teh safe wurd iz ‘bukkit’”
or lolvest. as in ‘lolvestite piggeh no moar want wear lolvest. iz not lol”
is that a parachute?
Iz I relly uh sled doggeh?