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Paranoid Cat
Is Paranoid.
Seriously, this pic is perfect as is.
perfect cat pix, is perfect?
seriously… I like to look at this one… very good balance, crisp photo, poignant emotional caption…
Suspense, intent, action, innocence, all writ large on this!!! Lovin it!!
seriously… suspense, desire, more suspense…. You just KNOW what’s gonna happen but it’s gonna surprise you still!! This is excellent, excellent….
Either that or….”hay… u sleepin in mah spot.”
lol
–Elfi
yesh. u knoes wen kitteh makes teh seeryus owl eers, fings will get broke.
Indeed!!! I have seen “Pounce Face” befoar, an dis fayce iz de pounciest!!!
Busts me UP ever time Ah sees it! YAY!!!eleven!!1!
This pic needs no caption but the one it has is great. I think this is one of the best I’ve seen.
I agreez. It is now in my top 5. Poifect.
yah, i can’t get over teh wunnerful look on that cat’s face, and teh totally flat line creeated by his eerz. Nifty!
dubltaik cat does dubltaik
Despite the apparently fragile body of his nemesis, avenger cat is cautious and performs reconnaissance before final attack.
srsly
ah tinks dis kitteh and dis floofy ting haf had meetins b4 now an ah tinks deh floofy ting haf wun a cupple rouns
i can has kleen howse?
In Soviet Russia…It suspects everything.
I have fluffy thing?
In one of nature’s greatest struggles, we see the cat, Felis nottoobrighticus, as it stalks its prey. The cat is wary. Who knows how the wily duster, Ican hascleanhousicus, will respond to such a calculated attack? But the cat is persistent. It sizes up its prey, and in one fierce motion, it lunges–
Only to be tickled about the head and neck as the duster defends itself, its territory, and its young. Later, the cat will return to eat the young–known as dust bunnies–perhaps as a more readily overpowered form of sustenance. But always, the cat will remain alert, awaiting the moment in which its opponent’s defences are left perhaps fatally lax.
waow. u r gud.
I r riter. Got tu be gud, els I don get a money.
Dat wuz purfik. U watchiz too mush nashinulgeeograffikz.
I an mah hole fambly r is agreemunt wif dat.
I can has ur hand in marrege plz?
lulz.
Ooh. I can has someone kleen mah house?
Go too pet st0r. By Ican hascleanhousicus of ur ownz.
Um, lunar? As in, LJ lunar?
(Dude, this is Sushi.)
d00d, you can has so much cheezburger for that.
Most. Win. Ever.
I imagined this being read by David Attenborough.
So much win.
Dis is freaking hilareeus. Ur sientifik writin skils r awsom.
Thanku fo be maekin mah day! I lolled so hard!!1!!eleventy1!!1
LOL LOL LOL thnx
no rly… iz not mai hairbl. mus be sum ovr kitteh.
or
i can haz a q-tip?
This iz giunt saiz q-tip! Not be fit in mai eeerz!
i wuz thinkin same ting!!! i hope no eer swabs hapen wif dat.
WTF!!??!?!!11 Does no liek!!!!
harbl … iz u? mai harbls … i missez them.
i can has big harbls?
so uz got replaysd bai zwiffer 2??
I don’t get it. What’s a meta?
I, er, umm…
If dose be’s harbawls, I needa hide frum nu kitteh… Is hims name Hagrid???
Wooohoooo….I got 2 accepted this week. I feel a squee coming on
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*ahem*
I now return you to your regularly scheduled lulz
Iz very kool …. squee away!
kongrashulashuns, Skwerl! iz alwais a happie dai for to ur hrd wrk2 b on dislpay 4 ull 2 cee! eggselnt!
LOL! Skewrl Skwee!!!
Congrats, dese be full of win and awesome, just like U!!!!
No ways. I ent dooin’ it. Is not my week be dustn. Hates Lmon Plej. Makes me sneez.
LOLZ I haytz lemmin plej too. Is teh ik.
Makz kitiz blynky. >.
Daaaamn, Skinny! I got some kbls in the kitchen…
hahaha! No kiddin … an follow dat wit a milk curd chasr! (Damn, will we nevr be rid of Parhiss Hilton? Tha scrawny gurl EVRYWHER…)
Is not Paris “Stoopy lil ho” Hilton–Is Nicole “Uh…who?” Richie
ow. iz remindn ov Bill Hicks did imprsnation of Keff Richurdz by stikking a cigrette on a mic stand.
pleaze to join us @ Bill Hicks is God Group on the Fazebuk
if i mek eers flat dat ting no can swab em
Okay, can I confess? I saw the pic, I loled, I moved down to what I thought was the next pic. I then spent three minutes–no lie–trying to figure out what was so meta and lollerific about the Blackberry Curve ad, which was sitting just above the category tags.
I has teh SEEERIUS stoopid today. I can goez bak to bed now?
Gladi, cut urself sum slack … iz weeks end, no hafta be smart! Hay, iffn Saturday be Caturday, do Sunday becom Funday? A Fun Day! Yay! Wurks for me…
how bout “Bunday”, to honr alla da bunnehs? cud still be fun, tho.
Where have u been? haddnt seen ur name here lately.
yeh, i has ben absented….Comcast wuz borked for cuppl dayz (intarwebz AND caybl TV…was TRAJIC, I tellya!!!)Den I hadta despywareify my pooter cuz roomie clickeded on sumthn he shouldnta, be4 comcast went PLEH. Wuz MESSY.
Den went to sleep. Much, much sleep.
Iz good to knoe I wuz missed!
iz glad ur bak. mizzd u.
Incredible! Die Katze sieht in der Tat genauso aus, wie die Caption es vorgibt! Volle Punkte!
Whut momma? Duster? Whut duster? I haddnt seen a duster. Nope.
I love this one!
you is gud photographer person. went to yer site. ver nice.
“Do not LIKE new duster ovrlords”
this picture is awesome…. i need say no more.
(muffly voice sayz) 98…99…100. Heere I comz, reddee or not!
wow!
So cute, my cat was loving it all the way.
ur cat wented awl th way
*snorkl*
it suspects nothing because it is a fluff on a stick!
mama? be dat you, mama? i haben’t seen you since i were a kitten in dat shelter? be it really you?????
Funnee Lukin Creetyure fum Outta Space
Needz to turn it rownd ta see its fayce
Standin dere onna lawng rijid whip
Mus’ uze it to talk to teh MotherShip
I braykz it naow wood cawst much Monies
But I can haz kill alla da nastee Dust Bunnies!
Jack.
Luuuke, ur lightsaber skillz are teh lame. No damage have u done to target drone, only make fluff come out of chair he haz.
I can not teach teh boy, heez skillz r lame…
Oh man! Iz dat wut dey do to harbalwz?!
Iz warninz to kittehz?
For some reason now I look at this and hear the voice of the late, much lamented Steve Irwin:
“Crikey! There is wun GORJUS Dust Bunny Viper in eets natural habitat! I doan wanna getz too close nao…he culd turn on me and WHAP! Jus lyke dat I be gettin teh tickles on mah belly, or wurse–teh fuzzez in teh noze…”
vera funny and most sweet. Just imangining his voice saying that and I LOLd, but with sadness. good on ya.
Jesus Christ, it’s a lion! Get in the car!
alternate caption: WTF is that and can I kill it?
reminds me of riley ‘n’ buffy:
“it’s after buffy? where is it and how hard can i kill it?”
poor riley. wuz too nice to be buffy’s beau.
order ov hotness
1. Evil Angel
2. Evil Spike
3. Conflicted Spike
4. Willow
5. Singing Giles
6. Vietnam Xander
7. Chubby Angel
8.
Riley9. Riley
My mortal enemy: let me show u him
i keep givn thiz 5brgrz but alredy giv 5brgrz an cant giv brgrz no moar. iz v lawl.
Ha! I love it. The stealthy predator has cornered the deceptively docile duster…
der iz tribble on a stick on deh sofa?
Oh god, the ears…! My kitten does the same thing, cracks me up every time.
Thanks, ICHC, for all the lolz.
Raeliyah
That is sooooo cat-like! Perfect!
:)
me tawt me thaw a putty tat..?!
I just love the intense earspression!
any1 else realize the cat wears a shirt? my cat makes that face all the time stalking a toy.
Iffins deh eers dey be flatz, dat fing no can sees meh.
I keep coming back to this one.
Love the cat’s expression, ears, and telescoping neck!
that was funy!
Duster war is gonna happen now
I heerd it movez agin. Bites it muchly times an it nevah dies.
Hair ball buster sees fluff buster
HUH-larious.
Is this ICHC?
Or the Twilight Zone?
*wanders off, confused*
*headdesk*
I finally figured it out.
*****runs away, ashamed******