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Aw kitteh, I be ur buddeh foreber and eber.
me too … i’s be ur friend!
invisible body pillow
Kitteh looks like himz doin teh tango wif himz invizibul buddee.
CHA-CHA-CHA,
o-if Ah had da chanz
I azk da werld tah dans
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Cuz y? Yoo noe lyke dansin wif yerself?
Oh, My. This could degenerate in a hurry.
y not? lukz lyk kitteh orredy sinkted anuvva drinkted. mebbe drinkt flagn ov rbl yl on wae to dah whyt weddn. aftr orl, iz soe hott intha sitte tunite.
Maybe haz imaginerry frend?
Iz dat haree appendige a leg or armz?
I fink hims can has a naps on teh back of his ownur’s legz!
Dat so be lyke a kitteh–
“oh hai? U ly down a minutz? Ok, I be on tops of u.”
*3 howrs pass*
Um, kitteh, u be gettin up aneetyme sune?
“no, i not be gettin up” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hahaha I has kitteh lyke dat…goin tu sleep on meh, den I kant get up. Silly kitteh.
BUBBLE BUDDEH! After leevin Bikini botoom He took up wif a kitteh. Day happee as long as kitteh keepz himz klaws weetwacted.
Bubble buddeh! I alwayz wunnered whut beecame of him. Thot maybee he went to Rock Bottom, aftur a kwik vizit to Gluv Welrd.
omg…I seez tew much Spungbob.
(My favrit episowd is when dey trie to teech Skwidward how to blowz bubbluls. “Bring it around town….bring it arounnnnnnd towwwwwwwn.”)
I likes da frankendoodle one. eeahh wobba hobba bobba.
AI LUB DAT WUN! Dassawun whair Patrik iz callin owt dah bublz n u se Spunj Bawb blo n ellafint wun an Patrik goez “A JIRAYAFF!!!11!”
Ai dyz laffin evree tyme ai seez it!
Wun tyme Plankton taykt Spunjbawb tu hiz Chum Bukkit en sed “Dis is my Lab!” den derez a videeo uv a dawg playin ball. En den Plankton sez “En dis is my labratoree!” en den I fallz offa de kowch laffin.
invisible hot chick
totally. Kitteh is dreemin bout mackin wit a hawt siameez
whose beautiful furry leg is that?
I duz noat no, but it iz fuxin mah pursepshuns, fer shure!
Sounds like song title
“I Hugs U Eben Wen Yur Gone”
I only preetendin to be sleepz…then when u getz close to gives teh smoo to mah belleh–u getz teh CLAWZ O DOOM!!!
No, srsly, they is sharpz. I can tell by marks I left on ur Edwardian era side-table.
Strypie Kitteh iz small an unawayrz
Uv ware Fude cums frum an duzzn’t care
Kitteh jus wantz sumwun to shayr conversation
Abowt Cheezburgerz an Wurld Domminayshun
A nu kompanyun iz needed in Kitteh’s lair
Might I sugjest a fuzzy liddle Teddy Bayr?
Jack.
beyootiful.
Jack ur poetry keepz me from thrown myslef out offise window some dayz.
Just wanted to let u know.
Ronniecat, dere will be noe thrown selfs outta windoze rown heer. Yoo mite land on a kitteh down beelo.
Ah agreez. Jack is teh funnee.
YAH! NOEZ CAN HAZ DEFENISSTRAYSHUN!!1!
I luv dat. Oh, jus some lyte convursashuns, finkin bout, ya no, takin ovur teh wurlds, dats awl. hehehe
iz da bomba deezez wunna fromme meestah dethah. kittah sheringgya convo boota wurldeh donnamashunny eezza mekkah meah laffingea soooah harrddeda iah dunna gotta eksenta.
bera innereztng acksend ya haz dere. iz purrrrisian?
iz narkolepsee
i feelz hiz warmth eben tho he is invisible.
we goes together to sleep. dat’s where were piratez.
Uh oh. Kitten make me ded of cute. *SPLODE*
Kitteh already has visible buddy–is that fuzzy arm he lean on?
I jes wanna snorgle and smoo di kitteh.
That little guys rocks!
Umm, why dis be blaynk? Suppozed to say,
CRAPZ, iz still not wurking. 1 mor tyme:
INSURT SNORGLES HEER
i iz giff dah blank 5. iz eksastenshul az.
aploddin wif wun pawz
aww, teeny tiny invisuble teddycat!
I want invisible teddycat! I’d buy that from ICHCB storez.
azz suun azz hyoominz woz gonn ter beddzyz, Kit Li wud beegn seekrut praktuss inn da teeffee rum (da wun wiv da freekee kowch maed ov stripeded vynl ande Garnmaz legg). owr aftr owr Kit Li wud traen tha klassik stielz ov deh aenshunt mastrzez – mungkee fissed, drungkted dryvr, disaproofvnge bunneh, shatner squilol, invizabl teddeebaer ov Deth, annd dah ovah powringe LOLkitteh ovv Chi Zber Gah San. Butt tunite wozz speshull. Tunite Kit woz purrfektinge thee kil ingg moof hee beh takkeh nekst dur an smaschim friggin gratedanerotweelahpudle reil gud. Tunite, thru da meditashun annd internl ai, he wud masstr thah forbiddn forrm – th orl powrfool, orl smasch krusch basch skwish kil, th awshum seekret wurld devuhstaetng muuf dat noe kitteh haz EVR *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
umm.. dats a dreme, rite? cuz dere iz no sucha ting az a gratedanerotweelahpudle, rite? i not skeered r nuthin… jus askin.
cud b
or
cud b big an droolww an fluffee orl att saem tym.
Kitteh not sleepin! Kitteh doing Tai Chi!
Illz B seee-yin U N awwll teh ohl fa-mylll-yar pleh-sez thet thiz harrt ov myns mmm-brasez ohl dai truuuuu …
….
(U fillz N D middl. dis 2 lahngz 2 du hulz ting)
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Illz B seee-yin U, yff ohnn-leez N mai dreeeeemmmz
O noes! I iz didz a mash-up uv 2 songs. Itz cummd to me l8r wat teh ind ov teh fustest sawng wuz bout luken at teh muun. N at wuz Y I cudn membrz awl teh middlz. Bof frum wurld warz 2 muvez, bof famus. I gesez I gived enuf pruf ize owld kitteh gettn owldr by teh minitz!!1!
Invisible blankie.
Fancy putting that poor cat on your crotch! Disgraceful!
DOOF DOOF DOOF
Invisible bass player, poundin out da jazzes.
TEST
(snores) N U annabelles. U iz purtiest kitteh n da wurl. Wants to see a mobie?
lol that cat looks just like mine^_^
it’s really sweet and i like it.
BUT WHAT THE HECK IS THE THING IT’S LYING ON?
i don’t even want to know what’s below that kitteh thar.
dat kittie is so cute ill be his best fwrend 4everrrrrrrrrrr
da ketteh iz huggin hiz best frent CHEEZBURGERRR