Comments on: don’t go pleez

By: RaWr i lyk chilleh

RaWr i lyk chilleh — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:58:25 +0000

KUTE!!! mi ketteh alwayz duz tht 2 meh… it givz meh luvvy eyes n i hayt et cuz i dunot wunna leev…

By: TheAsh

TheAsh — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:59:39 +0000

hey gu gup goop if u no has nice fings 2 say bout nuffin don’t say nuffin cause u just make ur self look like a bad kitteh *sprays gupp w water* bad guppy

By: gupp

gupp — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:53:44 +0000

This Cat is in one wonderful word HIDEOUS

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:25:27 +0000

My goggie does dis every tyme I go on vacation…iz so sad!

By: CwazyBen

CwazyBen — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:07:07 +0000

Iz not fare. U canna take mah bed.

By: mishkajb

mishkajb — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:12:13 +0000

Itz not my bucket!?!

By: mystique

mystique — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:59:11 +0000

And dis is dah loverly & eckSQUEEEEzit “Kitteh Line” of lugadges…Dis is dah makez-up bagz, lots of room, gorgeous outter shell & keepz you all dah warms on dem creepeh buses. Whole set now just tree E Z paymints of $39.99!”

By: Logic

Logic — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:45:54 +0000

LOL INNERTUBES!!

MASSIVE WIN

By: Gladys

Gladys — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:11:50 +0000

Acshully, BadCat kitteh more like FAT Stanley!! Him don’t fit in dufflbagz so good…

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:23:44 +0000

U must tells dem dat dey not bees Flat Stanley!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:40:43 +0000

Awh, doan wurry, Gladys. Ur kittehs jus be tryeng to see teh wurld. Tehy not unnerstan, wurld too big for kittehs. U keep tehm protekted.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:39:29 +0000

Meh too! Mah boyfren bowt meh teh sock puppet toy so ai can play his sowndbytes ovur and ovur. It crack me up evree tym.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:37:35 +0000

So treu. He do luv me. He a gud kitteh.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:36:44 +0000

Oh, yes, we must maek shur kiteh is enturtaned and luved whyle mummah be goan!

Mah neyber stoppt by and offured to wach hims, and sed, “Kittehs onlee need to be vizited evree 2 or 3 dayz rite?” I wuz like “BUAHAHAHAH! U iz funnee!”

She not be viziteng mah kitteh EVAR. Pleez.

By: Gladys

Gladys — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:28:07 +0000

I lubbed dat sockpuppet….”Hello, I’m here to play wif da tabbycat???”

By: Sylara

Sylara — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 16:02:02 +0000

Love all your pictures and commentary

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:24:30 +0000

Okey, cool. Just a thot. Troo, smells is not so grate akshully… Anyhoo. Fanks.

By: Gladys

Gladys — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:22:32 +0000

My kittehs wait til peeplz come to vizit us, den crawlses into their luggages an triez to sneek OUT.

My kittehz no lub me no more.

By: Gladys

Gladys — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:21:25 +0000

D.R….mebbe u an me not ride da rite busses? cuz dat nevr happn to me neethr. But stinkehpeepls always do seem to sit next to mee. Alwayz wif da stinkeepeeplz.

By: Charity

Charity — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 13:45:31 +0000

U has spredsheet for kitteh sittin?! Dat so sweet1!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:18:40 +0000

Cant stop now

Don’cha know

Im neber gonna let yu go

Dont goooooooo

– Is Alison Moyet Cat.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:16:32 +0000

Um, I’ve been on the bus plenty of times, and that never happens to me. Sorry.

By: kattballz

kattballz — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:53:33 +0000

lol.
is mikey cat.

By: Flartus

Flartus — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:30:06 +0000

but u nose u is lubbed…

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:36:57 +0000

Dis be remyndin meh of dat Pets.com Sooper Bowl commershul where teh ownurs be leevin for teh day and all teh kittehs and doggehs an turtlols be sad. And teh Sock Puppit be singin, "oooooooo pleez doant go I jus want u to STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY". Hey, heer it iz!

By: MassCara

MassCara — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:43:25 +0000

AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Juss seemd lyk teh ryte sennimint agen.)

By: MassCara

MassCara — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:40:17 +0000

Dass whut dis kitteh iz doin inna necks pichur,,…maykin an indellabull mark on yur fore yu.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:05:28 +0000

Mah kitteh be doings dat rite nao, becuz I prepayring to go on long bizness trip plus vacashun neckst week. He been luking at me all sad and tryeng to snugglez wit meh all teh tyme. I tries and tell him, kitteh, I be sending lyk 10 peeples to visit u evree day (we has spredsheet) and leeving tehm DVDs of teh Meerkat Manor for u to wach. But no, he still mad.

Den when I gets back, he will wayk meh up evree howr to maek shur I be still alyve.

For a week.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:33:27 +0000

Mah hubz took a bus to Deetwoit, so him an himz son wud take sonz twuck back down here to Jawjah, him callz me in Deetwoit, OMG ‘lissa! OMG dere r peeple smoikn da crax rite here inna broad daylites! some doode ask him for a smoke he gives it, he say himz hanns shakin. D00de sez whassamatter u fink iz gonna mug ya? Hubz say no, doode sez iz nawt goona mug ya but dat guy ovah dere mite. My hubz no fraideecat,’scept rite then.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:28:34 +0000

Good thing, too. It would have died in the baggage compartment.

By: Osteogal

Osteogal — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:22:54 +0000

Air Canada says DO NOT WANT!

Bastards.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:10:36 +0000

AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

By: ronniecat

ronniecat — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:07:07 +0000

maybe haz a flavr also!

By: ronniecat

ronniecat — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:06:19 +0000

o honey i can haz been dere…

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:17:09 +0000

When Mai Pritty Wun gets teh Big Bag Owt
I feel sadz and an beginz tu powt

Mai Pritty Wun rubz mai back an fayce
Den gibs me the cumpleet run uv da place

Dunno if she’ll be gawn for shortz ur lawng
No can haz Cheezburgr wyle she’z gawn

Jack.

By: B!

B! — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 22:44:48 +0000

I mark Ur luggije wif ma speshul owner smell. If U cant fin ur luggije, getz me an I sniff it for U!

Now it speshul luggije, it can has a scent!

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 22:04:43 +0000

Bus–not so grate, akshually.
U taykes one bus, and it notz cord, cohro, it notz matchez up wit skejule of next bus, and on and on lyke dat, and den u endz up in Indynapolees bus stashun in middel ov nite, and pimp tryinz to piks u up, and buyz u dreenkz, and little boy travlin lone is almostez moalested in bafroom, and airman taykes u bof in, and u pylez up yr sewtkases roun u lyke a cassle wall, and be skared awl nite, and u callz nassty furst huzban to cumez gits u, and he won’t drive 2 howrs to saves yr ass, and…
yep, not so grate, akshually.

By: cheezburger

cheezburger — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:48:47 +0000

if i let u’s go n u come back… it wor ment to bes.

By: Lewys

Lewys — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:48:00 +0000

Nonono kitteh–you havesta go IN da sootkase. dats whut mah kittehs doo anywayz. . . works gud. udderwise hooman will just tip sootkase over and you fallz off.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:41:17 +0000

hates aerportz

lines always long

Homland Skoority alway checkin in mah stuff

Den to top it awl awf

Gots to wait n wotch stoopit bagij serkle bidness

Dat looks like myne… no dat is… stop, i’se t’rowin up

nex tyme i jus takes bus

By: homescribe

homescribe — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:33:55 +0000

Once our cat hid in my Dad’s suitcase and he closed it up and headed to the airport. When he got there, they were calling his name over the intercom. It was Mom, who couldn’t find that cat anywhere and wanted him to check his suitcase. The cat was packed up butwas safe and sound! Alas, kitteh didn’t get to make the trip to New York City.

By: KT

KT — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:58:42 +0000

dont go plz

bfor you giv me a money

By: Flartus

Flartus — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:48:49 +0000

i nose u r goin 2 b with that platnim blonde persian number i sees u lukkin at on teh innertubes. bizniss trip my paw!

By: ronniecat

ronniecat — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:45:43 +0000

Aww my kittehs do teh same thing. They breakz my heart.

By: List Vet

List Vet — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:20:31 +0000

awl bagz looks aliek so be shur too putt yewneek dekorashun on ur sootkayce to enshur itz duzzent get pickded up by ennywun else at baggij klayme karosell. kthx.

By: MyCatOwnsAHuman

MyCatOwnsAHuman — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:06:35 +0000

Awwwww…. I can has second thoughts…..

(PS What a gorgeous cat, whoever’s kitty that is…!)

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:05:29 +0000

Fine. Goes. I kin opin my own canz of food. I kleen mah littahbocks.
WAIT I GOTZ NO FUMBZ!
plz doant goes…

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:04:40 +0000

noooooooooo puh-leez. U nont want to go wifowt da kiti!!!11!!!

WHO WILLZ TAYK KAR OF DA KITI!?!?

Oh, I go to Katnip Kottij? Oh. But… but…. but…. well OK I like it there, I guess I go. BUT I POOP IN DA CARRYER ON DA WAY.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:02:47 +0000

WIN!!!

By: Dustbunny

Dustbunny — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:59:53 +0000

Sowwy, kitteh — you can not goes on plane. You ekseeds TSA guidelinez — you iz over da maximum Cuteness Allowanz!