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my cats always do this when i pack for a trip.
either that or they get INSIDE the suitcase.
then i make sure i pack a lint roller too.
Aww my kittehs do teh same thing. They breakz my heart.
Mah kitteh be doings dat rite nao, becuz I prepayring to go on long bizness trip plus vacashun neckst week. He been luking at me all sad and tryeng to snugglez wit meh all teh tyme. I tries and tell him, kitteh, I be sending lyk 10 peeples to visit u evree day (we has spredsheet) and leeving tehm DVDs of teh Meerkat Manor for u to wach. But no, he still mad.
Den when I gets back, he will wayk meh up evree howr to maek shur I be still alyve.
For a week.
but u nose u is lubbed…
So treu. He do luv me. He a gud kitteh.
U has spredsheet for kitteh sittin?! Dat so sweet1!
Oh, yes, we must maek shur kiteh is enturtaned and luved whyle mummah be goan!
Mah neyber stoppt by and offured to wach hims, and sed, “Kittehs onlee need to be vizited evree 2 or 3 dayz rite?” I wuz like “BUAHAHAHAH! U iz funnee!”
She not be viziteng mah kitteh EVAR. Pleez.
Oh plees take me wit u!
Mama! U go neow, i sweer i shed so much dat luggag xceed carry-on weight limit an u hav to chek it at countr … u be sorree neow! *sniff* Mama, no go!!!
But if yoo must, den take me wif yoo.
if i let u’s go n u come back… it wor ment to bes.
Looks like someone let the cat out of the bag.
WIN!!!
TRAVEL CAT IS OUT OF MONIES!
See i can fits. i pwomise to not use ur clothes as litter, i swear!
Shhh! I hears ticking!
WIN
Sowwy, kitteh — you can not goes on plane. You ekseeds TSA guidelinez — you iz over da maximum Cuteness Allowanz!
noooooooooo puh-leez. U nont want to go wifowt da kiti!!!11!!!
WHO WILLZ TAYK KAR OF DA KITI!?!?
Oh, I go to Katnip Kottij? Oh. But… but…. but…. well OK I like it there, I guess I go. BUT I POOP IN DA CARRYER ON DA WAY.
Fine. Goes. I kin opin my own canz of food. I kleen mah littahbocks.
WAIT I GOTZ NO FUMBZ!
plz doant goes…
Awwwww…. I can has second thoughts…..
(PS What a gorgeous cat, whoever’s kitty that is…!)
awl bagz looks aliek so be shur too putt yewneek dekorashun on ur sootkayce to enshur itz duzzent get pickded up by ennywun else at baggij klayme karosell. kthx.
Dass whut dis kitteh iz doin inna necks pichur,,…maykin an indellabull mark on yur fore yu.
i nose u r goin 2 b with that platnim blonde persian number i sees u lukkin at on teh innertubes. bizniss trip my paw!
LOL INNERTUBES!!
MASSIVE WIN
dont go plz
bfor you giv me a money
Once our cat hid in my Dad’s suitcase and he closed it up and headed to the airport. When he got there, they were calling his name over the intercom. It was Mom, who couldn’t find that cat anywhere and wanted him to check his suitcase. The cat was packed up butwas safe and sound! Alas, kitteh didn’t get to make the trip to New York City.
Good thing, too. It would have died in the baggage compartment.
hates aerportz
lines always long
Homland Skoority alway checkin in mah stuff
Den to top it awl awf
Gots to wait n wotch stoopit bagij serkle bidness
Dat looks like myne… no dat is… stop, i’se t’rowin up
nex tyme i jus takes bus
Bus–not so grate, akshually.
U taykes one bus, and it notz cord, cohro, it notz matchez up wit skejule of next bus, and on and on lyke dat, and den u endz up in Indynapolees bus stashun in middel ov nite, and pimp tryinz to piks u up, and buyz u dreenkz, and little boy travlin lone is almostez moalested in bafroom, and airman taykes u bof in, and u pylez up yr sewtkases roun u lyke a cassle wall, and be skared awl nite, and u callz nassty furst huzban to cumez gits u, and he won’t drive 2 howrs to saves yr ass, and…
yep, not so grate, akshually.
o honey i can haz been dere…
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Mah hubz took a bus to Deetwoit, so him an himz son wud take sonz twuck back down here to Jawjah, him callz me in Deetwoit, OMG ‘lissa! OMG dere r peeple smoikn da crax rite here inna broad daylites! some doode ask him for a smoke he gives it, he say himz hanns shakin. D00de sez whassamatter u fink iz gonna mug ya? Hubz say no, doode sez iz nawt goona mug ya but dat guy ovah dere mite. My hubz no fraideecat,’scept rite then.
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Juss seemd lyk teh ryte sennimint agen.)
Um, I’ve been on the bus plenty of times, and that never happens to me. Sorry.
D.R….mebbe u an me not ride da rite busses? cuz dat nevr happn to me neethr. But stinkehpeepls always do seem to sit next to mee. Alwayz wif da stinkeepeeplz.
Okey, cool. Just a thot. Troo, smells is not so grate akshully…
Anyhoo. Fanks.
Nonono kitteh–you havesta go IN da sootkase. dats whut mah kittehs doo anywayz. . . works gud. udderwise hooman will just tip sootkase over and you fallz off.
I mark Ur luggije wif ma speshul owner smell. If U cant fin ur luggije, getz me an I sniff it for U!
Now it speshul luggije, it can has a scent!
maybe haz a flavr also!
When Mai Pritty Wun gets teh Big Bag Owt
I feel sadz and an beginz tu powt
Mai Pritty Wun rubz mai back an fayce
Den gibs me the cumpleet run uv da place
Dunno if she’ll be gawn for shortz ur lawng
No can haz Cheezburgr wyle she’z gawn
Jack.
Air Canada says DO NOT WANT!
Bastards.
Dis be remyndin meh of dat Pets.com Sooper Bowl commershul where teh ownurs be leevin for teh day and all teh kittehs and doggehs an turtlols be sad. And teh Sock Puppit be singin, “oooooooo pleez doant go I jus want u to STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”.
Hey, heer it iz!
I lubbed dat sockpuppet….”Hello, I’m here to play wif da tabbycat???”
Meh too! Mah boyfren bowt meh teh sock puppet toy so ai can play his sowndbytes ovur and ovur. It crack me up evree tym.
lol.
is mikey cat.
Cant stop now
Don’cha know
Im neber gonna let yu go
Dont goooooooo
– Is Alison Moyet Cat.
My kittehs wait til peeplz come to vizit us, den crawlses into their luggages an triez to sneek OUT.
My kittehz no lub me no more.
Awh, doan wurry, Gladys. Ur kittehs jus be tryeng to see teh wurld. Tehy not unnerstan, wurld too big for kittehs. U keep tehm protekted.
U must tells dem dat dey not bees Flat Stanley!
Acshully, BadCat kitteh more like FAT Stanley!! Him don’t fit in dufflbagz so good…
Love all your pictures and commentary
And dis is dah loverly & eckSQUEEEEzit “Kitteh Line” of lugadges…Dis is dah makez-up bagz, lots of room, gorgeous outter shell & keepz you all dah warms on dem creepeh buses. Whole set now just tree E Z paymints of $39.99!”
Itz not my bucket!?!
Iz not fare. U canna take mah bed.
My goggie does dis every tyme I go on vacation…iz so sad!
This Cat is in one wonderful word HIDEOUS
hey gu gup goop if u no has nice fings 2 say bout nuffin don’t say nuffin cause u just make ur self look like a bad kitteh *sprays gupp w water* bad guppy
KUTE!!! mi ketteh alwayz duz tht 2 meh… it givz meh luvvy eyes n i hayt et cuz i dunot wunna leev…