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Aww kittay no needz nip tuck
I can at leest has catnip tuck plz?
why wood u wanna get rid of dose love flaps?
dose are luvlee cheekies for meh to kiss!
Iz not much dok. I r onlee wont tu luk lik tinee kittun. Or Josulin Wildunsteen. Ur call.
u keep pullin on my cheeks like dat and u will be the one nipped and tucked.
BY MY CLAWZ!!!!
Wut booooteefull grreeeeen Iiiiiss you has, kitteh! Fokuss on ur good kwalitees!
Love it!!!!
“plz 2 keep teh boatocks wai frum my buttox, kthxbai”
Haha. Then himz butt wud paralized!
But o so sxxy! Mreow!
Poor kitteh. Dat wud mak exra stinkee buttz. Kitteh buttz stinkee nuff alreddy.
Nooo, don’t do it, kitteh! You ends up with eyes alla way on da side of yur hed, like Joan Rivers!
Acccckkkk! She wun scaree spandez-faysed marionette.
LOL! Ever see teh movee “Brazil.” with charactr tryin out diffrent lookz for her face lift, dr. pulling skin waaaaay out?
OMG yesss! That must’ve inspired Ms. Rivers…
while buildingz blow up all arownd her? she juss sayles thru the chaos.
must rent again.
I lurve dat moovie…haddnt seen in ‘while mebbeh rents while on R&R.
WHAT DID U DO WIF HIS BODEE? Rite noe dats whut I ‘members.
ControllerCat cannot do down-down-fierce-uppercut all by hisself
K, kitteh, hold still while I adjust these earmuffs.
kitteh could use booby job, but that would be ’spensive cuz she’d have to buy like eight implants
ZOMG WIN!
Den kitteh needz egg karton bra!
Pincess Leia cat iz havin hr bunz adjustd
Dat one stoopy hoomin. Soon as he let go of kitteh’s face? Bloodee stumpz.
U saed it, ‘lissa! Look on kitteh’s face sez, “U gonna majr reconstructiv surgeree … i cut ‘choo, man!”
i iz not gameboy advance.
NK..tewtelly off thredz..IZ ON VACASHUN!!! IZ ON VACASHUN!! 9 dayz of sittin on mah butt! Caint go annywhers so broke I caint even pais attenshun!
Toonite I dwink. I can has cheep vodka?
So for the next 9 dayz… I’ll bees here blahblahblah. I will tries to restwain mahsef!
yayz 9 dayz of lissa an her borked butt!
relaaaaaaxxx, u b free nao!!
HAHAHA! WIN+++
YAYAYAYAY!!!! for Melissa!
Party down, gurlfren! Party lik itz 1999, or, at least 9! Yay!!! Vacation fun jus for simpl fact U NOT HAV TO WORK, yeah?
Yess.. I wish i cud afford to goes to Destin (redneck riviera) but oh wellz. I gots u guise an i can afford to goes to moovie or two..mebbeh goes somewhere arown town. I lives in Metro ATL but closer to da boonies so i hitz da hiway to da mowntainz mebbeh.
Hey, comes 2 Savannah–4 hr drive, we gots teh beach, pretty downtown, lotsa restarunts, nomnomnomnom
WOO! Will bee funner dan yoo fink. Mah kidz ar visitn mah momma foar a kupple weeks so I’z home aloan wif jes mah kittehs an noe-smartz doggeh. We can has chat in teh lolMeebo room?
JES! I goes by ‘lissa in dere…onlee been couple timez. I r slow typer.
U can reportz daylee on vacashun, we live vikareeously thru u. 1st: Sleep in. 2nd: Sleep in sum moar. 3rd: Bfast- Cheerios & Bluddy Mary. 4th: Nap.
Oh yeah baybee!
haz a happi vacashun!
drink a drink fer meh.
I haz vacashun time ahl saved up….(18 dayz 2 uze or loze by Dec. 31)
no monniez tah goze annywherz….
no onez tah do mah werk wile ahm gone…
cum bak to all teh werk an no tyme!
I feelz ur payne ‘ceptin i doant loses tyme… but I waited forevah cuz mu peepz do decent job.. Kitteh awayz meeces playz.
u can work 4day weeks for teh nex 18 weeks. Takes off Mondayz
See ahl thez flab? ah useta waze ten powndz mowr….
need xrsiz fur flabbuh cheexs
i iz a moovy wit jon trvlta & nickle ass cage & a bote chays
Y DUZ GRATE ANTSES HAZ TAH DOO DIS WEN DEY FISITZ???
Wow – took me a long time to “translate” this, but you’re so right – *pinch pinch*Oh you sweet little thing, you’ve grown a whole INCH since the last time I saw you!! Now give Auntie Doris a kiss…*smooch*pleh.
Cum give ur aunt bunnah a kiss.
waaah she gotta mustashe!
Eddie Murphy huzzah!!1!
No iz imposter, iz reel! Leggo a’ mee!
I nly usz McNmra/Try!!
So tell meh… Whut do u dislyk abowt urslef?
seez, wee juzt tayk diz frm yr cheekz..stikz it in yr noez & PREZTO – Feline Dion!
How kitteh can look so pashunt while big dum hyumun mooshes his sweet fase? He got tu much katnip on bord? My babes woud already have left teh tabel bakwurds, leeving teef and toenale markz.
Ewww, hooman is emptying the kitteh fearomoan glands on kitteh cheeks like on goggy butt? DO NOT WANT!!! (But it does keep kitteh from rubbing face on carpet..)
More about this please? I have a dog who’s face down on the carpet day and night. Unless anyone wearing shoes presents, in which case she’s face down on their shoes.
YA! Me tu. Mah Gomez haz no wiskerz cuz he rubbin hiz fays all ova n skratchin imself on stuff…moar!?
if dog is rubbin side of hed, (ears?), then mebbeh ear mites? easy to treat w/drops from vet, but if kitteh, be sure to have sumone else wrap kitteh in towel firs an hold tight. so you not get scratchy.
facelift cat iz steelin’ yur idententi
dammit I meant FaceOff cat!
No. You can’t has Nip/Tuck. Not yours.
ooooh ftw!!!
TY.
is hamcat wif cheek powches for storing nuts an catnip fer lader.
looks like a playstation controller
That cat’s eyes are way cool.
If it’s not P’Shopped. :->
Might hurts kitty’s cheeks =(
kwitty has phat cheexz
It’s ok funny not reaally funny but it’s ok but if it had more funny thing it would be reall funny.!!!!!!!!!!
