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OMFG. itz cumn, iz hyooj. get vacyoom *hrrmf* get carpet cleaner *aahck*
iz friggin Hagar th Herrbal
Oh, geeez! I jus hold kitteh over trash bin, kitteh hwarf into it, all better. Grrrl kitteh better at it than boi kitteh, she gib gud warning. Boi kitteh just go “Hk..Hk.. hwargkkk” Tada!! Felt hot dog!!!
“felt hotdog”
so much WIN!
My fren onez mistook furee hot dog fore wasp nest on da flore. She alergic to wasp an was freeking owt, but I took closer look and diskovered dat kitteh had hrblz on da flore, and she not notice it for a wile becuz it was in da korner. We had a good laff over dat one!
iz haz gon too hospittle myoozeum. dey hadded 2-fut longg herrbal inna jarr…. woz takdeded fromm th stumik ov ellevn-yeer olde gurl (hyoomin, nott kitteh). *hrakkakak*
Lordz, at leest yor kitteh has sum kinda warneng sistem. Mah kitteh just be lyk, dum de dum normal day dum de dum PLECH dum de dum….
Sumtyme he do it rite neckst to meh, and I don’t evin notis. He veree sneekee.
OMFG ITS MY BIFDAI TODAY I IS 18!
Cat- Big Deal i is 19.
happy birfday! >^.^<
Thank you! ^_^
hapines of birfdays!
An a most Happy Caturday/Birfday to u!
Huzzah!! U iz fynilly abul to votes! U nowe kan havez a say in da runningz ov da USA!! In kase u wuz wayting wif da batedbreff foar dat. Yeah. whutevur. Now u iz offisshulie in da “18-25″ demmergraffik dat da Fawx Nooz sayz “dem awl karez ‘bowt Britnnee Zpeerz an ipawdz an’ no karez abowtz teh voterashinz.” Me, I sez if der wuz sumwun who wud maybe addrezz da konsurnz ov uz inzted of da babye-boomarz, den maybe we kud kare to votez, but noooo….
I be lyk, deer hevvinly whoevar-iz-up-der, fankoo zo mush I iz nowe owt ov dat demmergraffik.
Sory…whar wuz I? O rite.
Happie burfdaye, YAY foar Caturday Birfdaye!! U gitz kayk? NOM NOM NOM!!!! I luffz me sum kayk, I rilly lyk da kayk frum da grossrie ztor, but u kno, I iz dyits, so I no kan has kayk. I can haz proteen zmooveez an’ zoy-krizpy barz. (*pleh*)
HABBIE BURFDAYE CHAOZACID YAY HUZZAH YAY!!!!
Kay I shutz up nowe.
Nk. Ai fought yu sed “U gitz kayak” fur a minit.
Ai freeks owt cuz ai hadda bie reskyood bai dah Harbah Mastah (ai frum Bahstin) dis aftanoon off dah coste uv Rockpoht aftah mah kayak (kak!) tippied mie free tymez inna rowe. (Wuz rly rly srsly windee n wavee onna oeshin tudai.)
*SHIVERZ*
OMG!!!!!! R U NK???
Ai gut srsly UHGLEE broozez n skritchez on meez!!1! Buh i’z nk. Wuz icksytin. Finx I fuxes wif my cumpneez perspeckshins uv meh cuz i’z wuz cahm n kulliktid froo it awl. (Yay BONISS poyntz wif da SEE-EE-YO!!1!)
FANX fur yur luv – Jeanie n elfi *HUGZES dem bof*
Furgut to menshin wuz a cumpee ow-ting. Hehe “ow”-ting…yah.
oh, no kayak. Kayk. Is diffrint. Kayak = watur tippy, kayk = delishis bakd gudnizz.
I sry to heer ‘bowt ur kayak axpeeryinz. Fank gudnizz foar harborz mazturz, dem iz der foar teh halpingz. I iz glad u OKayz.
**HUGZ**
Happ y birfday d00de or d00dette.
OMG, u hav birfday on Caturday!!
yayyyyyyyyy!
=^..^=
I are day layt, wuz sleepn, but Happy CaturBirfday to yoo! 18 iz gud age, evn if Focks-Nooz sez diffrnt.
I r closer to 50 dan to 18 anymorez…an i dunno even when dat happeneded! (yeh, yeh, i noez…sumtime roun my 34 and a haftheth birfday, thanx invizzible wizeguyz) Time goez fast, iz point. Enjoy.
**YAWWWNNNNZZZZ** Okayz. It Caturday. Now, whar my sunbeem so’s I kin napz? Whut u meen it TOO ERLY on CATURDAY for SUNBEEMZ?!?! Jeez. Nex u gonna tellz me dat werms liv in durt. Puh-LEEZ.
Well, iffin’ it too erly foar sunbeemz, I juz take lil’ nap an wayt foar dem, k? When derz sunbeemz, wayk me up so’s I kin go napz ovar dere. Kthx.
Iz gud plan. I follow. Sinkronize naps……Mark!
Les’ face it — evry day Caturday for Cat; they figur weekend jus for lame hyoomin what doan noe how to chill out otherwize. Hmmm, methinkz kitteh on to sumthin ther!
O HAI IZ CATURDAY AND I DID NOT SLEEP YET
LOL I R REBEL BUT I NEED SLEEP 2 SO I CAN ENJOY MY CATURDAY WIF YEW
HAPPY CATURDAY 2 ALL
sophisti-cat sez “humph, caturday you say? booooring”
but not rly. all kittehs love caturday.
Today iz Feast of Holy St. Cat
Gots ta find nice pants fer church
INVISIBLE HOAGIE
Hoagie? Naw, iz invizzibl CHEEZBURGR!!!
Iz invizible dubbl cheezburger!
4-by-4 frum In-N-Owt burgerz!
Has yoo seen mah tonsills? Look.
mi tonsills. let me show you them.
Oh, iz much improovment.
Is it can be tonsulektomy time now plz?
Tonsills???? I doan need no steenkin TONSILLS!!!
Tonsills? Kitteh has mowf openz so much think I can seez light coming in from teh other end…
MST3Kat says “LAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
(From ‘The Screaming Skull’)
MST3K = hyooj sooper win!
ahaha first foto from flickr when you search for “cat” ….
u made it to caturday, lolcat!
Dis are Spartaaaaa!
teh omg, winz
winrar is you.!
i ar therd your winnarz stadeus. conscarchulations :O
Dis kitteh iz yellin’ foar ‘lissa. Himz thinkin shee mite be hafin teh hangedovers frum lass nite’s vodcka.
Kitteh sayz, “AH MEOW LOWD IN YER DIRECKSHUN! HOWZE YER HED?”
Aktuly, is ok. Slept reeeeel gud. had lotsa fun, did the tipkal thins peeps do at home an drunk, got onna fone wif frens, “U my fren I lurve u” Danse ’round like goofball eet chikin wingz, TRY to play geetar hewo, pass owt onna couch. Much fun.
an evening of win!
No sh**t? Thas wot I do wen hom alon! Lotsa 80s dans musik (an dis white gurl CANNOT dans), tu much beerz … no geetar tho (also iz TONE DEF). We seem tu hav same tayst in lotsa tings, ‘lissa! Soun lik greet vakashun tu me!
no no no iz videooo gaym kald “Guitar Hero” … u has play-gitar, u push da buttinz in da rite ordur, iz hard, but is funz. No tone needid, juz sum rythm, or at leez seez da skreen. Iz PS2 or Xbawks. Play-gitar plugz into vide00 gaym insted of kontrollur. Den u rawk owt, u mayk ur own band an’ stuf. Owur band iz kald PennUltimit, owr leed dood iz “Larz Umlaut”. lolz
–Elfi
Mah hubz baynd iz called teh Former futes we has no IDEA where he gotz it from.
Ifn he has nuffin to does, he will playz all day.
So far so gud. I jus got back from seein lateset pirate moovie. Was gud but a leetle convolootid.
Wowz…i finx we needz to form a club…i do dat too! cept i surf da intaerwebs an play puzzlgames wen i are a drinking of da beerz…. inless roomie are drinxing wif me, den we getz exrra-silly. Las time we dranked beerz 2gether he poured haf a beer into the “get down from there kitteh” spray-bottl and chaseded me round da howz, spritzin me wif Bud til bottl wuz emptee an I smelld like brooery….Shudn’t drinkx wif roomie, mebbe. But iz fun!
Luciano Catarotti sings, “CaTURRRRRRRday! Mi aMOOOOOOOOOre! So FAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!”
I gess he don got a calundur.
Iz it me or do dat kitteh have a vary hairee tung?
Hi, Melissa
All Kitttehz hab da harree tungz. Da hairz help to peel awayz and seraratez small amounts of fude from a larger clump when dey Non, Nom, Nom. Kindza like a nife and fork for Humminz.
Jack.
I noes kittehs has haree tungz dis one jus look vary haree
Mebbe dis one stayd out howlin too late las nite, too manee catnip-an-sammon coktales. He look kinda rumply to me. Dat giv him teh taree tung foer shur.
Ewg! Mornin-after fishbreth!!
ment to say “haree tung”
sorree, cant spel tu gud on caturday.
kud be kitteh haz alreddy bin likkinz hizzelf.
STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAHH!!!!
Oh… U wakez up!
See U put stuff in Cawfee Cup
Slidin tween Ur legz, not tyryin to tease
Can has Rubbinz and fresh Gooshifud rite now, plz?
Jack.
U beated me to it!
“kitteh, whar are yoooo?”
“I”M POOPIN!!!”
this is super, super, super cool and sweet!!
turkeyburger: what do you mean by “poopin” ?
Wait no more, little friend. Caturday is here.
Invisible dentist.
only1 caturday post? what has the world come to???!!!!oneone1111!!!!two!!!
I IZ CHARGIN UP MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOOP DA WOOP!
lolprezidents huzzah!
invsivle dble cheezbrgr!
I has caturday birfday NEXT caturday!! yay for caturday birfdays!!
ps i is gonna be 20 birfdays old =( 20 is most boring birfday after 17. 17 noo legal yet and 20 no drinky or gamble yet. no win. no win.
Jus wayt til u be oldur than 30. Den all ur birfdays be boring cuz nobodee caer, not eben u. *sad*
Aw, no! I remember when my voting birthday could drink, or my drinking birthday could vote, either way.
This year I will BE the answer to Life the Universe and Everything! In just a few weeks.
Tryin a be suttle about Cat Benatar playing at the Catyon Club on ma birfday… Lalala Fiyur an eyes!!!!! I tink ma bes fren an hubby are gonna take me, fur $25, is full of win and awesome!!!
Dis yeer I no moar bees perfek. I wuz perfek at ag 6, den perfek agin at ag 28… now, I no perfek no moar… I beez 29 dis yeer.
I juz givz up, say I iz 30 for nex two yeerz, seemz silly to be lyk “I is 28″ kuz onnesly I nont ramembur at drop ov hat. Sumwun azk how old u? I be lyk… um…. 30? no wayt, I almozz 29… whish meen I 28… but I almoz 29…
I juz wants to be lyk wtf I 30. I meen, I put down rite stuff on dokter foarm, but if sumwun kashully azk, I kan juz say “I 30″.
Dat waye eezyur den tryinz foar figur owt.
!
Trust me, elfi: yooz perfek jus da way u are, no maater how old u iz. I meen,-I- are OOOOLLLD–an I still perfek. So u perfek too. so DERE.
30: not old. Old iz age I are about to be. No matter wut age dat iz, dat age “old”.
wayt. if u 28 u gotz to has been borned in 1979? Well no WONDER u gotsta mess wif numbers–I wud have has probllms too, if I wasn’t borned in a year ending wif ZERO. Dat makes da maff eazy—but a 9-year are TUFF maff. (My mumma iz a 9-yer bebe too–she wuz borned in 1929. Alwaze when I wuz bebekitteh, had hard time figgrin out how old wuz mumma, bcuz she had eevil 9 in her birf year an I wuz no good wif 9s in maff. Even now I gotsta stop an think bout ‘how old mumma iz?’)
To summerize: u ain’t old. Sumbuddy elze “old”–not us.
OH CUMMON!!!1 I frow mai yone birfdai parteez! I wuv been over firty. Beetz twenneez! Ahm frowin mahsewf a birfdai parti nex Sundee – ahmmunna be firty-tu necks Mundee. Awl cawl ya bak wen I turn fortee-tu – mebeh diffrint stori.
Nah, not differen stori at awl! I is 43 an be havin the best funz of mai life so far. U reeliz teh older u git, teh less crap u put up wif… 4 reelz! An ai laff lotz moar naow 2… mai 40s rawk… can’t wayt 2 be tuff-azz fitty-yeer ol chik wid weerd sens uv hoomor!
Tuff-Azz-Fitty-yeer ol Chick here….sayin to all youze younginz….Enjoyee yur life! Smile mor, laff mor, play mor, luv mor….doan take dis life tu seriouz! We R all jus here for teh ride! Make it wun tu remmemmer!
Stretchin’ mah mouff for nxt WTFBBQ… tink cheezburger fit here?
inaudible yodel
wind machine kitteh . . . is not amused.
Noes! Dey be stealin’ my chin!
R U REDDY 2 CAN HAS RAWK!?!?!?!
OH SOOOOLE MIIIIOO, STA’ NFROOOONTE A TEEEE!!!!
xD
lmao Xd i like dah kitteh fays 03
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NO U!
I iz still wayiting for Caturday..
omg rite wen i saw dat pictur i yawnd srsly!! omg