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Klaatu haz returnd! U be sorree now!
No, no, dat Kaatu dats here! Iz Klaatus cuter fuzzy cuzin…
Klaatu barada nikto!
Kartoon berated necktie!
Kaption be rated nonsensical?
clara from cleveland copped my copper clappers…
Didn’t you love that video clip!
We’d appreciate it if you wore longer skirts more often.
I keep looking at this and thinking whatever they’re watching is gonna go over their heads and behind them, then they’re gonna tip over backwards, jump up, and look over like, “Yeah, we meant to do that.”
lisa, u sew do know bout cats
invisible broomstick kitteh?
invisible quidditch match
wtf iz dat?
i dunno, wtf is that?
. . . o i know whut that is.
. . .
wtf is that?
(classic SNL points)
Yeah! Steve Martin and… who was the other one?
think it wuz dan ackroyd…
“Scullykitteh, can you seez it?”
- “Nooh, Muldercat, what yu seez?”
“De truff be out dere! I wantz to belief! Iz a cunspeeracie…”
… if this was the X files, they’d be saying that and the alien would be creeping away dramatically in the background …
…Or The Cigarette Smoking Man would appear and say something like:
“You can trust us…”
we iz frum teh guvermint.
No is stretlit!
“Iz wevver baloone”
“No, iz spayse cheezburger!
Toon in fer dis weeke’s eksitin’ epsoad ov “Cheezburgers frum Marz”
In soviet russia, cheezburgurz zpyz on yu!
Spayse cheezburger = teh winz.
–Elfi
“I’m telling you, it’s a cheezburger painted silver !”
“no ! it’s a UFO !”
“then why does it smell like bacon ?”
Iz spray painted pie tins on string hangin from fishin pole! Iz … noooo! … Plan 9 From Outer Space! We no wanna be in wurst movee of all tyme!
mmmm… pie…
I just love that beautifull image of two strong and large cats.
Hanne, Denmark.
Helloooooo, Hanne from Denmark!
Day hav Hanneburgurz ovah dere?
u r 2 sillee!
Aren’t they all, aren’t they all…..
invisible sword swallowing
Snob catz are snobby.
Aristo-catz?
kittehz makin fun of da loldog ousside, howlin at teh moon.
Much win.
“Meeeeeeyowwwww!!! Dang, wait, that’s not right. How u do this again?”
“Dood, srsly, it’s ‘Arrroooo’. WTF is rong wit u?”
“Oh yeah, right THX. Arrroooooooo!!!!1!”
“AAaarrrooooooo *giggle* gak *snort* hee hee”
“Oooooo…..”
“No, it’s more in teh bak of teh throte—Aarrrrrrg.”
“Cud it be teh Camaaargue??”
(ez poyntz!)
praps e wuz diktaytin?
“Castle of uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”
Everywun knows teh catz be from Marz. Dey is com-mew-nikating with teh Mothership, learning new mind-control tekneeks…
“Thees are our bellies, we present dem to u. Now, hoomin, makes with teh smooz”
How can any1 resist skritchin thoze chins!!!
o pliz. My kitiz are nawt frum marz. Dey are frum … um…. well…. okayz maybe dey frum marz, but dey iz rilly kyute an’ I don’ mind varee mush if dey nawt frum heer.
see? its werking on u!
Oh noes, they has gots you!! Y u not waring ur tinfoil hat? U is now kitteh-pod person!!
I tinkz dis wut coach mentz by chen-upz. Dis eziyer dan I tawt.
Invisible books
~as soon as you look up to see what they’re looking at~ Ha-ha! Made you look!
Kittehs can see things we can’t.
whut i hate is wehn i iz in bed an miz kittehs is on der too, an dey heds swiveles all togeder, to luk at sumpin i don heer. i HATE wehn dey doo dat
dade peeples??
Watr level risin!!!
lookit demz furrynesses
i want to tuch and rub demz
DAT is dere evil plan….dey GOT U!
Oh noes!! Iz ALF comink frums Melmac! RUN KITTEH RUN!!!! u noe wants to bees ayleeun dinnyrs!!!
who dat? sooperman?
no, its definitely a bird. no, wait, it’s a plane. nah, u iz rite.
“I say Frederick, isn’t that your lady friend up there on that balcony, cavorting with another of the male persuasion?”
“Egads Socrates, I do believe you’re quite correct! She said she was to be assisting at the orphanage, feeding kittens, and whatnot. I shall have to have words with her regarding this matter.”
them kittehs tawks all funnees. they not nose how to speek lolcats?
Kittehs singin’ “MOON RIVER” — audishuning for part of “CAT” in new verzhun of Brekfus at Tiffany’s.
Iz not UFO. Iz light reflectin off swamp gas fum Venus.
“omf wtg”
“i hearz ya bro”
“i iz soo hi rite now…i tink i fallin backwudz thru spayce”
“iz cul bro…we iz all fallin backwudz thru spayce”
“whoah bro”
“wud to ya muthr”
omf wtg?
star gazin’
mor like litnin bugs.
Carl Sagan kittehs
They b sittin on sumtin dat feel
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://i14.tinypic.com/66e90u8.jpg :] enjoy.
YOU WIN AN INTERNETS!
G.I. Joe!!!!
I can has porkchop sammich?
“Oh noes! Aliens hav abdukted Tiddles!”
lol I likes it
Invisible kitteh tamer
(Not use wipz r chairz, only joocy cheezburgerz!)
“dood, the starz r so kewl.”
“ya, dere’s like a… million of ‘em or sumptin.”
invisible butt scratchers..
That’s great! Crazying cars, crashing cars! Drunk Cats…amazing!
TAKES US WIF UUUUUUU! plz?
“What do you mean that’s not Venus?!”
“Dude, that’s the moon.”
haz 2 b sed…
“i kan sees Uranus!”
(cf long skirt comment above, mebbe?)
OOH…AHHH…OOOH…AHHHHH…Firewks purty!
WTBlunder!!!…….I waz asking for “WOULD U MARRY MEOW?”
“OMGWTFUFO!”
ROFLMMFAOAOMGWTFUFO…FFS
OMGWTFALFBBQLOLCATS!
hahaha that was awsome!!!
And that, Timmy, is the moon.
scullycat: hey muldercat, wut duz that say?
muldercat: I dunno scully cat. looks like a cheeseburgr. yum.
scullycat: do u no anything, muldercat?
muldercat: well, i u know 1 + 1.
scullycat: and wut duz that equal, muldercat?
muldercat: 3! Duh!
scullycat: is that all u know?
muldercat: yes.
scullycat: well, if we dont know what it is…
muldercat: it could be…
BOTH: A CONSPEEWICY!!!
muldercat: or maybe a cheeseburgr.
Iz liek from the family guy
episode wif teh casino
lol i love family guy
i always think wtf means what the fart :3
how duz u no it is invisibul?