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…I soberz I swearz
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…I soberz I swearz
capped and submitted by: Scott L.
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Geico lizard sez, “pleez not to be calling me. You can not has insurance. Kthxs bai”
kitty is actually waiting for the lizard to arrive - is all part of her devious plan
“hello, I’m here to help you file your claim”
NOM NOM NOM
was stolen car, anyways
Oh, such a smart kitteh!!! ’bout time someone eated dat lizzurd
Noo, nooo…lizzurds and geckoez iz our friendz! Dey eatz bugs (especially cockroaches, nastiest bugz evah!)
TASTY WIN!
my sister in law had kitteh that did that. Chaseded dem lizurdz ’round teh edgz uv teh lawn, den leavz teh lizurd corpzez on teh step fer hooman mama to be proud of.
axualy hooman mama step on corpzez and SKREEEEEM, she not proud at all!
tastee ded lizzard, mommee?
not so grate, akshully
In Arizona had kitteh kaut lizzrds & eated them and it was okeh xcpt the tails makd him *koff*.
British Kitten forgets that those silly Americans drive on the wrong bloody side of the road!
i wuz jest keeping teh seet warm fur my frend, rly. I duznint even haz a drivers lisenze.
o sry bar-b
hop uz ok
Iz Parris Hilton kitteh!
The bestest way ta keep kitteh at home is ta make teh home atmosphere pleasant — and let teh air out of der tyres.
eeeerrr u wantz breeth into waht? tee hee sky iz be funny, oh i tinx im gon vom … nope, nope - i iz teh sober! waht car?
Yu can has inshuranz, but it cost 250$ worf of cheezburgers evry jeer…
…yah? Heer cost 250$ evry 6 munts … an dat’s wif teh oldr Barbiemobile!
So - yu liv in Southn Catifornia?
Ah’m in’s teh Suthern Callyfornya an I can has 2 pai $250 a munth. Wysh I’s b lyin.
Yowza! thaz gotta hurt. Heer in N.CentralFl, itz the “invisible drivrs” hoo jack up teh rates for teh rest of us … u noes dem peepl — u see a car coming at u being drivn by a set of knuckls. No hed, jus knuckls. Drivr all shrunkn up, so old iz mummifyd.
Der shuld be a law–dey shuld haf to ware der HAT wen dey be drivin so we awl know who dat iz comin down de road and can get owt of deh way!
barbie just cames out of nowheres!
i waz cheking demz owt and den car goe BOOMZ!
Then dat nimrod G.I. Joe came whippin ’round teh cornr in hiz Hummr…
No wuz OJ in wyte Bronko. I hitted gaz on purrpuz.
nice site
kitteh kat clauses ‘nother piel up?! wen will she lurn brb cars r fur brbies?!
thish wot hapnz wen i dryvz lyk a pusseh
i am famus, i wuz on moesha.
U wreked my Cat-illac!!!
FLYING BARBIE CAR!
Little kittehs dryve too fast, get in rekz. Old kittehs dryve too slo, leev blinkr on.
HA! Dis mayd me laff out loud in mai offiz, peepl luk at mee funni. I noe cares… :p
akshully, bebbeh kitteh wuz chanjin CDs and talkin on cattellite fone wif frendz in catmandu bowt partee planz on caturday. but had trubbl becos didnt has thumbz. oh noes.
paris hilton cat…
…is goen to jale.
…and gettin owt…
…and goin bak agen.
“Mama! …. itz not fair!” SHADDUP! What waz it ‘lissa calld her? Oh yah, a “stoopy little ho!” hahahaha!
you stolded my comment befores I could make it.
Dang.
Kitn tawk on cell-fone 2 much, drinkin frappoocheeno, chekin Crakberree… BOOM!
iz hard enuf doin all that wen u gots thums!
too cute,
why do all these blasted cats have accents?????? you no peek de english?
don’t all cats have accents? haven’t you noticed? pay closer attention
Um datz whar kitiz is frum, wunnadem playziz wif aksents.
Oar wer u raferringz to the kar being wif da callings ov “Accent”??
Praps dis person meens “Accent” liek dat MSG stuff u sprinkel on meet… NO PUT ACCENT ON KITTEHS! KITTEHS FRENZ, NOT FUD!
not nutrishus or delishus. kitteh will nom nom nom u rite bak if u try it!
I was just thinking it would be nice to “hear” their native language, then you has to capshuns subtitles
love it, you’re too funny!
“You may say a cat uses good grammar. But you get a couple of cats to pulling fur on top of a shed nights and you’ll hear such grammar as’ll give you the lockjaw.”
–Mark Twain
Mr. Twain musta heerd lolkitteh as she ar spoke.
Yu alwayz gotta accent-shuate the pawsitive.
linzy lohan kitteh iz in big trubulls again!
hopped up on catnip again, and don’t you know she’s going to flash her kitty at the paparazzi getting out of the car, just like britney and paris etc.
oh, wait. that is a kitty getting out of the car. nevermind …
don’t you know she’s going to flash her kitty at the paparazzi getting out of the car
Stop it youze KILLIN’ ME!
LOLZ
sumbunny haz to much time reedings US weekly…
Lindsee Paris an Britnee Kittehs all got da mange. Car crash iz Mel Gibsun kitteh.
“donchu knoe dat rabitz haz cawzd all da warz an kild jeezus an got me drunk an handed me da cah keyz”
lindsay lohan sez “to the brittle bones mobile !”
http://www.heavy.com/channel/1179
BEYOND lulz.
Blues Brothers kitteh iz on a mishun frum God
a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigs…
I can has house arrst wif fleee collr? LA Jail no haz cheezburgerz……..
Ohh kitteh - u needa hava conversayshin wif 12-step kitteh.
Dis wut I get foh rubernekkin in hevy trafik.
Hai I R Lindsay.
meeting wit Spears andz Hiltonz. Iz parkz herez. kthnxbye
Win!!1!
UH _ OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! BETTER GET MAACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onoez. I nawt eet nuffinz wif my katnip, it ‘fektid me way moar den I finked.
I problie havz to tayk breffalyzur, den dey zmell da katnip and katfuud and dat zpydar I eetid on my breff. I in trubul.