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Elvis is Alive!
Ah cahn’t behleeve mah eyez!!
Yay! Reelee? no kiddin? I bet he wawnt a big ol cheezbuggah yeah c’mon!
ahn some peenuht butteh an nanners sammich!
Me no want!!! PLEH!!
Elvis is alive…He stills plays rock concerts and eats at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Didn’t you know?
I caint affordz da gas to goes dere….
Douglas Adams reference FTW!
attentive cat . . . is oxymoron.
Aw, how can u say dat kittehs is unattentiv… hay look! Shiny thing!
Disbelieving cat…does not bleeve you.
wat? who said dat?
A GHOST?
Hoo ya gunna cawl?
omg lookat teh tv screen in teh bakgrown. . .
Iz ad fer teh FRONTLINE.
No fleez no tix
kitteh jest reelized he is gettin “teh leeding brand” and he not pritekted from miskitoes!!
I seez cheezburgerz….
Ded cheezburgerz?
Iz NOT ATTENTIVE I iz KITNOTIZED!!!
by cheezburger.
watchin tvs
UR DOIN IT RONG!
WIN+++! Ur full of win an awsum!
yesh…and mostly cuz he STOLED MY IDEER!!
i iz beleef yew Jordge…thay hayt owr fredum…hayt – owr – fre – dumm…..
but kitteh still toatlly smarter than teh preznint!
who isnt?
Barneh iz teh reel powr. evul puppeh plantn fawlse intlgnce abt yllowcke. big eybrowz hyd red glo ov eyz. poor Jordge. his vyce prezdentz a dik, hiz wyfz a Barber but haz bad harecut, hiz loyr haz bad memree…an since he lozt hiz Colon hez bin filln up wit da poop….
hahahahaha WIN!
Attentive cat is staring at teh ghosties circling ur hed…
OK, WTF is it with teh kittehs who stroll into a room, stop real quick and do the jerk stare at say, a corner of teh ceiling for like, oh…10 minutes or so–not moving a muscle–and then walk back out of teh room a bit faster than they came in?????
Do dey then peek back inna room and watch us hoomins going “WTF?” and staring at ceiling????
iz all part of der planz to take ofer dah werld.
Mebbeh kitteh lookinz at bugses?
OR DED PEEPLE?
I fink animuls can has a leeltle moar psykik connecshun dan we do?
Wutever..it is full of da phunnie when day do dat.
Transe kitteh is inna transe….
They get a kick out of coming back and watching you all freaking out. Don’t you hear their little snickers when they peek back in the room? They’re totally psyching you out, man.
Having said that, I knew several cats – at least four, including my own – when I lived in Okinawa (Japan), who would stalk imaginary geckos.
They’d spy a (real) gecko up high on the wall or ceiling, and chirrup and jump at it until a human came and removed the gecko to outside. (Bad luck to kill them. I don’t care, and the only reason I never killed one is because I was too busy screaming and jumping up and down and diving into the bed and hiding under the blankets.)
After the gecko was removed, however, the cat would return to the spot where the gecko had been, and would then begin to behave as if the gecko was still there – following it around, watching it go from one side of the wall to the other, up and down, swatting at, pouncing on, jumping for, and recoiling from… nothing. A minute inspection of the wall would invariably prove fruitless, and the whole time you’re checking the wall to see what the hell the cat is on about, the cat’s going, “Hey! You’re in my way! I can’t see the gecko anymore! Oh, there he is, okay, never mind.”
Very much weirdness. We never could figure out what they were tracking.
Forward thinking creatures that they are, your kittehs were probably looking for the Geico Gecko before it could get on television and drive us all fracking crazy. Too bad they never caught it.
100% agreed there!
Did u like livin in Japan? Did u eet alotta sashimi? I lurve sashimi.
I liked it well enough – I was in a miserable marriage so it wasn’t all it could have been. I don’t even like COOKED fish (or any other kind of seafood), much less raw.
I think it’d be more socially acceptable to say “Oh, I’m allergic to seafood products” but truth is that “allergic” = PLEH! for me.
It’s a very nice place, though* – Okinawa is to Japan as Hawaii is to the US; sort of a getaway holiday island for the “mainlanders.”
*Except for all the damn lizards.
Fankoo elayne! I allus can had a fasinashun wif Japan. lizardz an “allergee”..ur storee was full eniltenment an wizdom.
i hates whin mi kittehs cum in an getz om da bed wi mes, n den der heds all swivil togedder at someding i cant heer-skares me
Yep- an dey laffs an snickerz at us frum teh udder room…
Kitteh checkin out ur aura. Balans thos chakras!
U hab mai undeevided attenshun, Human
Now, gimmeez teh liddle shiney fish!
Jack.
Kitteh foolt yoos. Kitteh akshuly sleepink wid ies opan.
Hoomin…U R in mah powerz…U will do mah bidding…U will getz me teh gooshyfudz nao…
Attentive cat hears can opener..
Ooo… dis bery gud moovey… i lubs dribe-ins
Dis kitteh looks lyke it ayt a canaree.
*urp*
By the way, Site Owners, on the 6/10 Site News note, it says we can give “buger” ratings now? Bugers – DO NOT WANT! lol
kitteh sez, “Stop! duz u heers dat sownd? Wunders wuz goin down??”
Pairanoya strykez deep….
into yer bed it will creeps…
…and shed furzez all over teh sheets.
Will yu PLEEZ wrap towl aroun yu aftur comin out of showr?!?
Alien Implant Cat is receiving orders from the mothership.
attentive cat knows what wisewomen know:
beauvarts, and interdimensional mice.
http://tinyurl.com/369r2r
greytful t’anks to bagel fur bringing dis back to our consciousness….
Attentive cat… is pudgy.
ah nevr seen a kitteh eet so menny chikn wingz
ah nevur seen a kitteh eet so menny chikun wingzes
ahve nehvur seen a kitteh eeted soze menny chikunz wingzes
etcz
or mebbe pudgy cat… iz attentiv.
but wud b gud ideer for to countzes how menny hash brownees iz left on da tabul.
Use teh forse. Go getz me a cheezburger!
person on tv sez: “so when neutering a male cat, we just cut these things here of, you see *cuts* and then the cat….”
kittteh: .oO(ZOMGZ!!! eez deet wut happened to mah harblz??!!? WTF?)
Staring cat is watching you masturbate.
*snort!!* I just spewed milk out of my nose…
Attentive cat wil steel ur milk
attentiv cat wil psych out yer knuckle children.
I HAS A VISION.
Martin Luther King, Jr. Cat? Oh..wate…dass a dream, not a viszhin. Wull…eeter wai, still nawt realltee… :’(
freddy mercury cat!!! one vision,
gimmeh gimmeh gimmeh fried chicken!!!
attentive cat has been doing lines off the back of the toilet. a-gain.
iz not nutrishus or saniterry. PLEH!
Attentive cat has taken her ritalun
staring is caring