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It lookink lykez yoo no haz legz neefer! Yooz kyoot bunneh!
he haz no leygs nd abnoarmalli larj hed!
Me too, bun-bun!
me three!
YESH! ME 4!
Tofuudies!
Me 5.. or 6 if luv is
seven
Bun Bun?! WHERE?!?
Oh, sorry. Different “bun bun”. You scared me for a moment…
*ka click*
LOL! [applause]
Sluggyfen unite!
me2
Crap! I was gunna submit teh bunneh! T_T
oh? where is this buns pic from?
i can has vegyburger?
Or if u not has vegyburger, I axsept peanut nutter sammidj.
(Wun tyme, mah husbnd let wun uv ar li’l wunneez smell his sammidj and she tuk a byte.)
I wud feed u, bunneh, but mah hed did asplode frum teh kyoot uv yer jiyant Iz.
dere few tings funner dan a bunny wif peanutbutter stuck to roof of mouf.
nom nom nom *pause* nom nom *head tilt* nom nom *licks nose* nom
yoo can has tofuburger
Bunneh, u can has deelishus & nootrishus tofuburger! (Wid soy cheez!)
Soy cheez! PLEH!
Will tak tofuburgr, tho….
SO cute. My head is gonna splode!
But you are on a cracker or bed of rice for me to nom? LOL
Tofuburgr….nyom nyom nyom
Or u can has vegiburgr, is gooood 
But u can keeps ur soycheez, bleh!
*giggles*
Garden Bunn prefers Garden Burger Kthxbai!
(so cute lil bun, I cuddle and not eat you!)
U iz vary teeny vegguhtaryun.
U bettar ztay way frum bigolekitteh
Kitteh lyk maybe nom nom nom on U!!
I plantz punkin plantz, u wunt som? Da flowarz, dey be tayztee!!
yez pleez, butz not 2 much tankz. mah eye iz bigr dan mah bely.
is bunnehburger. nomnomnoms.
The All-Seeing-Eye-Bunneh…
…Sees All.
i can haz boca burger???? wif xtra lettis?
boca burger! yesss … they mak the spicy black bean patties? Now there’s bean burger wif ballz!
(soy cheez full of the pleh! Can cheet wif a littl feta, maybee? Or avocado n sprouts? Nommmmmmm!
no! morningstar is teh bestest vejutaryan foodz evah! much bettar dan boca or gardenburgerz. pleh.
Diff’rent foods for diff’rent doods, bebeh!
I can has kyootness, and no wun mindz that I make coco puffs.
he! coco puffs! win!
I din no dey MAYD bunnehs dat smal.
Dey uze vury small masheenz!
is three pompoms stuck together w/ craft glue n felt ears. little sequins fur eyes n nose n pipecleaner whiskers. dint u evar make these in skul?
Mi bun be thiz size. Iz calld dwarf bun, they be teh kyooot. N tiny, only 3-4 punds.
i iz vegeturienz tooz! I likez the garden bugerz, wif some lettuces and a nice tomatoz, no soy cheez ’cause soy cheez suxs tho.
You so cute bunneh, my eyez be waterin.
Bunneh! ai almos ditint rekonaiz u! iz u part hampztr?
is ok bunneh … i haz a nice gardnburger just 4 u
Dramatic Chipmunk sez: NO CHEEZBURGER ???
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764124/
(actually, this version loads better)
http://www.13gb.com/videos/2872/popular/
Actually, is groundhog. It’s from a Japanese children’s show
vegeturiunz be da bestest!
“What a cute li’l thing!”
Not if you’re a carrot, bud.
Veg mass-murderer.
awl wee r sayn
iz giv peaz a chans
dood, i just luvs you. am savin all yer lol heekus to mai disk
I wysh I has karot!!
i had a korm. but i eated it.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Vegitarian?
You coward!
You eat only what cannot run away from you!
Hay, has YOU evvr westled a karot 2 teh groun? Teh has teh great TEEFS!!! *rahr*
an’ teh minion onions iz diff’cult too. maeks my tynee eyez wadder!
Minion onions…isn’t that from Bunnicula?
OK: this is WAY random, but does anyone else think this bunny looks like the computer from 2001 wrapped in a fursuit, what with that one big glassy eye?
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that
BWAHAHAHA!!! Total WIN!
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t eat that cheezburger…
ostastic call – stend razes th bar – win4sheerandumness.
“mebbe yu shud sit dwn, taek a stressbrgr and tink tings ovr”
win!!
Halbunneh iz in yer ship, sabotajin yer crew.
Hallo Dave, shall we continuez da game?
daaaaazeee daaaaaaazeee alll your ansers are belong to us
…my mind is going…
then i-phi cries wif greef for pooter.
evn tho iz bad pooter. no bad… jis confoosed.
Opin teh pod bay dours bunneh!
oh…iz not Dave….Iz Warren…bunneh taek bunneh-valyum. den hav sum warren pease.
cute little bunny–looks like a squirrel.. eheheh!
and-stay-in bunneh!
iz very speshul to hav piksha ov vegeturiunz in ICHC…
but iz only tempeh rare-y
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Also WIN!!! Most xsulent wordsplay!!!
I iz vegun. I luvs tempeh! But mah kittehs say PLEH!
Tempeh gud! Iz tofu with an attitude. Tofu is jus … THERE. Lik a slug. Pleh! (Not u, Tofuburger, no!)
tanks4 BWAHAH. u iz also spine tiklr. ow. juzt pullin yr leg. ow. putz da tempeh waer dey cant getz it. den dey tink dey wontz it.
respek 4 vegunism. hoep yues got gud nrshment wit da vitmin b12 an stuff. else yue feel seedy 4 rong reazunz.
yess – tofu needz eedr searing or satcheraytn wit seeznin but iz awsm wit tahini, coconut creem, chili an tamari. wen i wuz kitn i never eeted it or evn seen it, only hurd ov it. waz alwaze wundrn y peepl wud go outz n eetz fud wiv thaer toez. srsly, i iz not kidn.
punz ov osteopthyz iz soze obskewr.
owch! you maeks mah hed hurt! >_
Mah eyze is 3 x bigga than mah feets!
or mebbe i iz big fut.
mah goodnit. vous looks like disapproving rabbit!
ALL rabbits are disapproving rabbits!
???
seriously, i hadn’t noticed that…
Yup…I found disapprovingrabbits.com…or something like that….an I lurnd!!
huh!
Disapproving Rabbits! Love ‘em!
http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/index2.html
omg COL waz seerius!
all of u, i r juss so impresst wif all of u!!!
/end of gushing sentiment and back to striving-4-sardonic.
I almost peed my pants……Dat is too phunnie!!!
iz amayzng. awl haz gangsta hiphopz ting garnon. if dey cudda had didded be foldn der armzez an shootn eetch udr, wud b friggndisapproovngangstahbunnehbludbaff.
Can imagin kitteh’s take on bunneh: “U a bunneh? Ha! i haz harbls biggr n u!”
“No, Charles. You no can has cheezburger. We is vegetarian family.”
“Bigeye Bunny is not impressed.”
i can has salid?
Wif t’maters pleez?
Pleez to com to mai containr garden an pix the ‘maters … we gotz ‘maters up the wazoo!
That must be painful!
I doan recommend it. Srsly.
Der is no such fing as too many home grown ‘maters! no such fing at all. owr ‘maters won’t be in foar months yet. iz sad and iz hard to wayte. And deh bunnees will sertinly be nom nom nomming on dem, too. But we sharez and sharez alyke.
Summertym classic: tomato n mayo sammich — take outsid to eet, follo wit ice col watrmellin … spit seeds, aiming for squirrlol. Ten xtra points if ackshooly HIT squirrlol. Five points if u com close. Summertym, summertym, sum-sum-summertym!
White bred, mayo ‘mater, salt n pepper.
I diez in redneck yummiez.
sorry ‘lissa, did not see ur post first! But we noes gud thing when we eetz it!
add bacons-relly NOMNOMNOMNOM!!
Aww. . .no cry, li’l bunneh. Here, try teh falafel nom nom nom nom
but beez keerful–u nom 2 much felafel, u feel awful
Hamstar has karot. Do you think he will share?
what a cute little bunny!!
maybee dis is wot complexshiun kitteh is lookin at?
“U stoled mai cheezburger”
Pls 2 hav teh krunchy karot n leefy greenz. Is rawfudist bunneh!
Run away! Run away!
No true! My buns likes veggizburgrz. You can has a little.
Nah. Der’s no room in dat liddle mouf for nasty sharp pointy teefs. *melodramatic crooked-fingers-at-mouth gesture*
runn away!!! run away!!!
Reading Cheezburger…. see vegeturiunz…too much cute!
Head ’splode!
boom.
OMG it’s a live PEEP *nom*
LIddle Cridder wif
grayt big eyes seeks Cheezburgr
and a side of fryz
Jack.
no no jak yu crayzee gy,
jus took ordr from juan big-eye
4 mango smuthie an a spinitch pi.
Oh, bunneh! U R 2 Qte MayB Bcaws U R so teenie. U not heerd ov Patches the pony? Him iz vegtarinz, an eetz chzburgrz. Ai no tinks bery gud 4 himz, but hiz frens tink is kyute. Ai tink prolly giv himz belleh-ayk, but mebbe him tink him hoomin. Ai dunno.
Mo bettah U nom-nom on veggieburgr N salat – lotsa carrits N lettus. Then U no getz belleh-ayk N wil gro 2 B big hansum buck. Oar iz U doe?
B gud bebeh N eet UR carrits N kabbidg N bunneh chow. Kthxbai
oooh. teh eyz are smaller than teh eerz! oooh – so smoochable!!!!
i think this might be based on a caption i wrote on the original “i can has cheezburger?” picture… AWESOME!
Yesh¡ Mii am da 108 posons! Wahoos¡
I’s no cheeseburger, just a bun.
I no can has cheez burger. I has veggitable burger!
i cannot has cheezburgr… =(
but i can has nutburger! =D
aw
[...] kitteh iz definitely nawt a bunneh. [...]
[...] bunneh feelz ur pain 2. [...]
poor u… u nvr tastz teh delishushness uv cheezburger… evr…
bunnieh jus relized its own cuteness cood kill
dat iz da cutest bunnieh i hav eva sin!