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… to kill the pain
submitted by: dr4win9f00l
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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HALP! Mah tong iz stucked to dah icez!! Dis no haz funneh, guiz!
their iz no ices, silly pantz
Iz all icez… sumbudy frozed it, n I thinkded it wuz watrz…
infissibeil ice.
the pain of having your head stuck in a glass? is anyone seeing a pattern here?
when i read diz, i immediately thought — alcoholism (is that a wurd?) is not funny.
i finks is supposed to be joke about alcoholics who drink to kill their emotional/mental pains…
is not so funny akshualy…
(both my parents were alcoholics when i was a kid/teenager… stopped nao, but i dont talk to them …
yvi, I’m in da same boat as u.
But laffter halps! It rly, rly halps!
It duzzint diminush da compashun, I tink anyhoo.
yez laffter eez good. but no needz for compashun wif deez folkz. they bettar deal wif eet by themselves or wif professional halp.
bettar make urself happy and leave teh crapz behind!
make urself happy-u makes it soundz soo eezee . bet u iz yung kitteh.
“kuth I burndid mah tung on da zupar-hawt cheezburgur I tryd foar zteelz.”
*hugs*
I grew up with an alcoholic mom. Hell, she’s just gone downhill since then, too. I have stepped back and said, “I’ve done everything *I* can do. I need to live my own life now.” I just don’t talk to her much when she’s completely crazy.
–Elfi
elfi, i fink eez no use trying to help a person like dat. only makez u feel bad, coz u cant rly help them. they needz professional halp, and they needz to go foar eet by themselves! otharwise eet wont work.
eez bettar to have own life wifout teh crazy and just leave eet all behind.
*hugs*
yvi-maybe some day you will be able to get over yur pain….it iz vury hard (I know!) Sometimes it takez years to be givin forgivness to doze whu hav hurt yu.
Al-A-Non = GOOD HALP
hey CrazyOldLady.
i haz no problem wif forgiveness.. pplz who drink r poor foolz wif loads of problems. they cant handle themselfes - eez sad. no needz to be mad at them. but no needz to deal wif them eith0r. no good to be wif ppl who dont treat u well. bettar find nice ppl, eez bettar!
Yes, fren Yvi, obveeusly manee of us been in teh same boat … i think thatz where we hone r sens of hoomr … iz a coping mechanism. Much bettr to laff than the cries, yes?
yeah exactly menopaws, dats how i do eet 2!
when sumfink bad happenz in life u gotta deal wif eet anyhow, so why not laff and give eet the nelson (from teh simpsons) treatment - point ur fingar at eet and go HAHA!
i dwink to make it look liek i intended to get ma hed stuck in sumplayce too small fur it. AGIN.
(i wish i’d red da page in da cat manual where it sed dat part ob my job was to make da hoomins laff AFORE i signed on fur dis pet bidness.)
agree wif yvi, though one or two loldrinks are lovely. This pic made me sads that lolkitteh has sunk so lows :(.
yeah, nuffink wrong wif a glass of wine wif dinnar. but kittehs shud not drink when they eez not happy - just makes everyfink worse and gives u addictive behaviour patt0rns - and that: do not want!
oh u guyz, fank u so much!
bu u know
I eez ovar eet! 
my mom suckz, so f*** her! 
haha, she can be miserable by her own self, is none of mah business - neva haz been. 
i’m a pretty balanceh happy kitteh - well, not so balanced when the H in teh ADHD comes thru sumtimez. XD but in general - I eez happy cat! do not want cheezburgar tho. *hehe*
i just dont like alcoholics, and stoopeed behaviour like deez, when u do sumfink thats not good 4 urself and teh ones around urself, just becoz ur not capable of talking about ur problems wif sumbuddy else and dealing wif them like an adult shud ^^
awww, hoomin, we iz verra sorri . kitteh catz iz 4 luvin U naow. we thinks U deeservz gud snoggles.
heer iz verchooel purrrrr =^-^= =^-^= frum Noor n Pansy n dey Mommee
1m 1n Ur lawlkatz,
b!7ch1n bout ur piktur
Go angst somewhere else.
Please?
add: i suppose, fluid in glass is thought to be some sort of clear colored alcohol like vodka, not water.
The Dramatic Chipmunk says “he’s an alcoholic?”
http://www.13gb.com/videos/2872/popular/
sorry - stuck on The Dramatic Chipmunk right now ;o)
gna, i need speakers, lol, i have seen but not yet heard the dramatic chipmunk *g
ZOMG! That chipmunk just scared the sh*t outta me! Kinda reminded me of my mother after I came home late in high school. BWAHAHAHA!!!
Or mebbee de payn ov having longtung!
Longcat’s tung is LOOOOONNNGG….
Maybe kittehs ‘n glassis r lik climbers ‘n mountains:
“Y do u want to scale Mt. Everest?”
“Um … ‘cos itz there.”
Same wif puppehs ‘n sofas … they noe they not supposd to, but…they…jus…cant…help…it!
eeeeezackly! mebbe wud needz teh drinkz less ef he gots him hed out ov teh glass!
“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”
I would think that having your head stuck in a glass would cause more pain than he’s trying to make go away…
mayhaps heez uh depressed kitteh. poor littahl kitteh no liek zoloft
neither du eye…makez me krankee!
Found this on one of those cocktail recipe websites…
—
LOLCAT
Ingredients:
* 3oz chilled Vodka
* fresh Ginger
Mixing Instructions:
Pour chilled vodka into frosted glass. Garnish with fresh Ginger.
oki thats how u make ginger lolcat, but what about tabby lolcats and tortie lolcats?
Umm… fresh Tabby, and fresh Tortie?
Pleh!
tooo mush furry to go duwn -git stucc and frow up da furbal
to mak tortie lolcat use “turtle” candy ™ instead of ginger.
to mak tabby lolcat swirl chocolate syrup in glass before vodka.
to mak siamese lolcat, use tequlia insted of vodka.
and keep teh ginger cause siamese are spicy
Perfect! Hee!
WIN!!!
ZOMG dont do it!
Vodka + glass be coldz
Ginger be makin tummee feel hotz
Drinkin dis be OW OW OW OW OW hed goez kablooee!
Thirsty cat is thirsty
Zing!
drinking sprite — ur doin eet wrong!!
(curse my lack of opposable thumbs)
hey - that’s my line !!! LOL’S
pwnd?
Hahahaha…..Stend, yu had tu no sumone wuz gonna steel it!! LOL!
im in ur cup…. and i’s cant git owt.
Next he be walkin backwurds shakin his hed then good-by cup!
i noes dere is sekrit dekoderring down deres
I woke at four in the morning the other night to catch my ancient kitty doing just that out of the water glass on my bedside table…
Kitteh seez yoo wenz yoo seep-seepz n takeses sipz of yoo tasty befrage.
Dont letz teh oldz fogiez foolz youse. My 17.5 yrz oldz dids its tooz. And hez looks so prouds of hez selfs, “Yeah, and…..what you gonnaz do about it”. He all so snuck arounds and played with the bebehs kittehs at night, and playz the grumpz during the daes.
i feelz dis kitteh’s pane
pane of glass?
nose dive! nose dive! nose dive! waaaah! head stuck….argghhh slurp slurp.. eheheh!
yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh- me two!
oh was dis waterz fur u?
my bad.
I understand kitteh.
My Bess does this whenever I have water. That crazy cat will climb my thirsty butt to get at it. I’d need 10 hands to keep her off the glass. She beats me every time.
Tri givin her a glass for herself!!