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oh kiddeh, u is purrfect da way u r!!1
Attax of teh Powderpuffz Girlz!
I’s Bubblez!
Nooooooooo…!
iz DIS whut happen 2 mai tail???
WIN!!
why fank u!
oh nos! theys be growun me to plucks mah fur and makes their brushes!
Y nawt jess yuz dah stuff outta dah vakyum cleener wen ur dun kleenin?
Ai awayz say “Dairz da misseeg kitteh!1!” wen ai cleen out da cannisteh.
PLEH!!111
deres enuf hairz in mi huos to make 2 0r 3 more kittehs then alredy lifs here
why not just use kitty direct? press kittybutt into powder, then dust
PLEH !!!
Dat’s whut “cat butt squirrel butt” iz alla bout!
I been wunderin where dat name came from! LOL
LOL. Akshewelly, wuz sayung mah x-bouyfren an I hadd. Mah furst catts wer Maine Coon an dey had vrey flufee tayls and vrey flufee butts. Y… dey luk lyk squirrel butts!
Sew we wud say, “Cat butt squirrel butt” juss outta da blu an mayk eech uver laff.
Wee hadd alot ov tings dat mayd us laff ‘cept da reelashenship dun mayd no won laff. Wee dun b fightin allde tyme. Whin de fightin owt numbured da laffins, den wee sai byy-by, butt wee stai gud frens.
Wurkz in Chuk Joenz’z “Feed da Kitty”. An cartoonz iz reel, rite?
Silly kitteh, kyoot goez wif evryfing!
Kyoot by Lily Kitten
Kyoot be da new rich ‘n’ thin –
Can not be bein’ too much kyoot
Alwayz da fashun
always be stylin’
kyootness be da key to luffs ‘n’ purz
kyootness be da salty pnut o’ bein’ . . .
can not be gettin’ nuff.
Doant be havin teh insecurez kittheh.
U has naytural booteh.
A naytural booty? I wud hope so! Down wit artifishul booty!
dey is plastik an uncomfable to sitz on
I’ve got a funny story about a pal of a pal who got an artificial booty (no, I’m being totally for real, this is SoCal we’re talking about) but I don’t think you want to hear it ;o)
oh, butt we do, we do!
Oh pleeze du tell uz teh TAIL, stend! Dunt let dis b teh END ub ur storee.
I wuuda give her(?) summa minez ass? Anyone in needz of sum ass?
Not me! U cud serv tea offa myn … wif teh littl cukumbr sammichs, tu.
OMG, Meno! iz u mai twin????
This storee has me on teh edje of mah SEAT!
OK and now you’re going to be disappointed cause it’s not THAT funnie. so I’m standing on the edge of the dancefloor with S when I was younger and more naive, and his pal A comes trotting by with an ass you could balance a glass on, srsly, this was an ass that will live in infamy – and I’m like “jesus S, A has the most pneumatic ass I’ve ever seen, it’s like watching pam anderson walk away from you backwards” and S is like “it’s not real… I went home with him one night, and didn’t realize until we got home he was still wearing diapers after having the implants put in – I had to leave”
y’all who don’t live in SoCal? it’s weird here, srsly.
I wuz born in SoCal….bak in teh dinosaur dayz….I don rememmer peeps bein quite dat….uh….interestin! Grate storee!
well, also maybe ya kinda had to be there for this one cause this was before shows like nip/tuck and such and I just didn’t realize at the time peeps were doing things like getting ass implants and highlighting the definition in their abs with self-tanner etc., so at the time I was all like “wait, errr, WHUT ???” LOL’S
I lives in flyovah countree, and heer we sez dat SoCal is like granola–is full of fruits and nuts.
Also most of us who have had frens who moveded der, know dat der brayns dryed up to the size of a pea and fell owt der eers!
Just talkin bowt dat at lunch wif gurlfrenz today, aktually.!
LOLZ
you’re thinking NoCal – SoCal is more LA types
ya, alwys seemt to mi dat peepl in ANYCo be bery wierd, cept a few of my relitifs whu lifed der.
sory-ment ANYCal, not co
I heerd da same…onlee it wuz”what ain’t fruits an nutz is flakes!”
Nk…ai now thinx CoCos are Coocoos n iz glad ai livz in NE. NE-where but NECo!!
did he get a gig wit J-Lo writin fake-ass hiphop?
muzzer?
Holee harbls. Hao fey getz da puzzeewiloez tu gro so beeg?
I can has cleopatra eyeliner?
how cumz deez kittehs no play wif me?
nearsighted kitty says ” guys? guys? why are you being so quiet? ”
other kittens, out of frame ” WE’RE OVER HERE “
LOL! Dat’s me wifout my glazzez! “an how du yu du?” and i be talkn tu a lamp!
Kitteh haz trubble wit tribbles.
NICE! Old skool Star Trek reference!!
i LUVZ da 1st star trek…don care abowt all teh othr 1s, just teh orignl serries
Oh hai maybe you like to see LOLTrek Trubble wit tribbles?
i lol’d.
ps i seed this kitteh someware else and the capshun was “Mommy is dat u?”
hey? u talkn bout moi?
Oh noes! Luk what they dun to mah tribblz!
After teh inishul panic subsidez, Lootenant O’Hora realizes dat da trubbil wit tribbles not so bad! Dey make greyt powdapuffz!
(An no more has need for dat tacky fuzz filter!)
oof Bannoch, u beat me to punch!
*makes tribble noises*
Great minds think alike, I guess.
Onlee trubbil wit dat iz tribblz hold powda so well u gotta knok em against teh countr to shak off xcess. Tribbls doan lik that … they git Civil Libertees peepl an su ur azz. So i suggest otha usag, pleez.
tee hee, bare minerlz tribblz!
Oh noes! I found dah real use for all dem taken harblz! o.O
funneh! gross, but funneh!
hehehehe SO CUTE!
Kitteh hope make-upz was testerized on humanz. Same humanz that test cosmetix on innocentz creature lak bunnehz etc.
DOANT GIT MEH STARTED!
Ditto! I sez we test produk on CEOs of cozmetik companees … let em earn thos obseen bonusez!
yes yes yes!!!!
Dittoz!
I doan kno wy dey do dat ennyway – mai skin an colorin so diffurnt frum a fuzzeh aminal. (Well, mebbe not dat diffurnt – I has genetix, liek Cheez.)
Posh Kitteh iz luukin’ fo’ some make-up – then putz on Sunglazzes to wher at neit!
Iz da nu Gilette rasor?
Dese match complexn AN textur. All fuzzeh-wuzzeh soff.
tyra banks kitty says “I need more powder for my massive forehead, and top model starts in 5 minutes !!! MORE POWDER !!!”
I rathr snuggle kitteh to me face than b usin teh kosmetix. Kitteh luv make EVRY1 bootyful!!!
uh kitteh luv deos not make me bootyful. makes me sneezy and swollens!
Thos mah harbals??
HA! U beeted me 2 it!
Silly kitty! Them’s shaving brushes!
Well kitteh, rly ur mor ov an “autum”, so’s deez tonez not 4 u- an u no has lips, so dat gloss u piked owt is NOT YOURS. Naow lets go visit beeyootee salon and gitz hilites…
nowzzza, whichun a yooz is fa dinna?
diz un, err diz unn, no mebbe dats one
I can has infomercial?
This is so cute!! You guys are too much!! I just found you guys a few weeks ago but I keep on coming back for more!
Photo shop anyone?
Deez wishin trolls not so grate aktuallee
kitteh is playin’ house (or skool) usin’ brushes for ‘maginary chilren.
No, kitteh! Aminal testng iz wrong!
win!
kitteh haz no lipses???
how he smiles?
Wid teefs!
I came here to see what the fuss was all about, and now I see I don’t speeak the language
It’s not difficult. Just spell everything phonetically and use horribly incorrect grammar. (I’m an English teacher…it takes a little adjusting to get used to this.)
U kin doo it! LOLSpeak as 2nd langwidge classes FREE on dis site. Jus hang aroun a while. U’ll c.
sumtimes im fraad il talk it sumwheres eelse
sometymes i akshually do, i’m always lieke randomly going ‘i has a pen’ or something liek dat…i has 2 speling bee winz and an A in ap english sometymz i has 2 goes bak an change mah grammarz 2 maik dem rong
Blaxploitation actress kitty says “if I’m channeling pam grier, which afro should I wear?
I know, I’ll wear the BIG AFRO
stripes are so diffkult ta taykes cair uf
omg! dey r kloninz meh!!!!11
For the geeks.
“Uncle Owen? Aunt Buruu?”
aieee!1!….they is growing klones uv meeee… DO NOT WANT…
I is repeetz fr yr reedin’ plezzurz:
A pojum:
Kyoot by Lily Kitten
Kyoot be da new rich ‘n’ thin -
Can not be bein’ too much kyoot
Alwayz da fashun
always be stylin’
kyootness be da key to luffs ‘n’ purz
kyootness be da salty pnut o’ bein’ . . .
can not be gettin’ nuff.
Is tru?
Kthxbai
O Noes!!!!
Where went teh liddle Dam Troll’s legses an armzes?
Wiffout dem, dey loses Lots of dere amewzin charmzez
Habbin lotza thots an sum uv them ar varey skayree
Cud also be teh Tail of the Big Dawg, Barry! :-0
Jack.
“Mama?”
issa kitty growery!
Pod Kittehs! Eeeeeee!!!!!!
Invayzhun of Teh Kitn Snachurz (insert skarey muzik)
does ennyone else hav teh prblm ov accidently usin LOlspeak in teh reall wurld? i does all teh tyme!
How much for this colorful brush?
“oh hai! is you my sisters?”
MOM?!?!