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Am stoping viruses from the internet
nt 2 ruin ur comnt, but…hre iz wat kitteh is thnking: “Heh, heh, heh…they think I got rid of viruses? Think again! I installed a bomb in it, so when they access the Internet, they trigger the bomb, and…BOOM!!! I shall destroy all humans, and be the first kitty to take over the world! Muh-ha-ha-ha…!!!”
I lke urs, bt, ths iz wat da kitteh iz relly thnkng. ur comnt is 2 da hoomans, but mne iz in hiz mnd.
Yoo got eethurnet, y noe poart fer teh cat 5 cabul?
lmao
Mai CAT scan cud detect noe virusesez … u r gud to go.
Okayz, I luvd on da zkreen, put mah feelyn fayshul feremonez on all da kornurz. Dat be 1 cheezburgur. I znuffd all da portz, dey iz awl dere, and I bittid da kords, too, and dey iz chooy. Awl gud on dat frunt. Dat iz anuddur cheezburgur. I tookd da nap on da keebord to mak shur it wuz warm, alzo walkd on awl da keez an dey push down, it awl chekz owt. Dat iz cheezburgur. No extra charg foar da kitifuzz in batween da keez, dat iz part ov da keebord chekingz, k?
OK u iz gud to go, pliz to be payz 3 cheezburgurz.
you IT catz, i slightly resentz your superior cattitude, also dat you chargez 1 cheezburger every time you takes a deep breff or sneezes, yet we is at your mersy to keep our puters runnen. Herez your cheezburgers, givez me my puter before you burps or hikkups and charges me another cheezburger.
Deez darn komputer kittehs gettin tooo x-pensiv! My cheezeburger stash runninb lo
Jes be fankful dey no charj x-tra fer da kyootnez. We’d awl be cheezburger broke. I meen look at hur! She evn smailin!!
skruffly kittehz iz kwetest furr shur!
I could not afford dis IT catz cutez even if i got extra part-time job. Thank Bast kitty kyootz is only paid for witih occasional die of cutez or head explodenB
Geek Housecatz, fur awl yer umpyooter serviss needz.
dis haz much funnies!
)
oops, i meant to say *elfinugget* dis haz much funnies!
)
“doan lyke nu littahboks
carnt proplee berri trezzuh”
…but i leevz u sum treshurz enywayz.
Hey customizable LOL Shirts!
Do want.
Oh, yeah, I be needinz dis!
oh noes!!!!!!!1!
tehy r riteabul an warshabul, to.
HALP!
DO WANT.
I duzn’t tell yu how to nnit; u duzn’t tell me how to fix da ‘puter.
USB cat is recharging for caturday
WIN!!1!
“USB cat is recharging for caturday” FTW!!!!!
okey
we tooked owt yer har drybe an put in sum catnip
an we ‘placed yer vidyo card wif a yarn
an it wont start ‘less you skritch mah tummey
pretty gud, noe?
IT kitteh, at’cher serbiss
I getted yoo a mouz, but I eated it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm………..Mr. Joe Smith is it?
Hee hee! i wuz just reading dat ichc site, you see it yet, boy iz funnay!
Lollz. Two people I kno recently had puter probz. One has many viruses, and they has AOL
We all told her to switch to sumting else. Her hubby downloaded that stop-sign program…we all told her it was big scam. Will stealz ur chzburgerz before you knows it. They will buy Norton today or tomorrow.
A-O-hell ?
tell then to get a mac ;o) macs don’t get viruses
i haz a piffanee!! and a mak-miny!!!
nooo – norton not gud, they can get avast for free and it is lully!
But furst get crapcleaner, iz full of win and awesome for gettin bad gooey tings out uf reg!
Den check cnet for good antivirus progs whut are free or cheep.
“new” ebay lappie for hubby gots bad reg and drivers, BSOD allatime. Prolly gotta reload os….. MY new ebay puter a toshiba, is teh win for me, allatime on it wif ICHC and Tanga and IMDB cuz it’s in de tv room!!
wutz IMDB?
internet movie database – lully site wif lots of info about fillums and aktors and stuffs.
Innertube Movie Data base – Moovee site with much win! Go see!
Also incloods TV shows! An you can post stuf an add info you may have on a movie or person if you know sumpin.
Iz full of fun and win, veree useful when watching movie or tv, where I seen dat guy/gurl befour?
Also, whut new stuff is filming, who made a movie, even who was accounting or music or sumpin!
oh yes, adaware is free and so much awsum, AVG also gud antivirus.
Norton eated teh processor like a kitteh eated a cheezburgr.
BSOD – DO NOT WANT.
Fyrst u needz to dump deh AOL and getz on de reel intratubes!
AVG very gud! soffwar-desiner-sweetgeek neffew put AVG on mah cptr after Norton update makede hard drive go in endles loopies. An all free!
Oh hai I upgraded ur RAM
I ben readin yr email nya-na-nya-na-NYAH-nya
Im gonna te-hel.
(Mischif face up to somesin!!)
Dat’s what I wuz thinkin….dis here bebbeh be up to somethin fer sure!!! Look at does sparkly eyez!
Yah I noez – kitteh ‘pullern’ on teh puttern. (Dis a pattern?)
Yah, vrry mischiffus! I tink kitteh jus ordrd teh fambly size katnip on ur creddit card!
IT kitteh sez…”look newb, I showz u one moar time……sheesh!”
Mai Big Guy iz a nawtty Hoomin
Checked all hiz fylz wiffout presumin’
To find Pr()n an gaymz on CD-ROM
Cached the fylz furz a smallz fee
To be openz wif jentil rubz to mai Tummeez
And a Cheezburgr to Nom, Nom , Nom
Jack.
Ah, kitteh powetree iz sew luvlee. Winz fr u.
Makes mah eyes watter little bit, is so luvly.
Silly little kitty tricks are for kiz!
What a neat, unique face the kitty has!
Oh HAI, I check’d ur ‘puter for u. Ebbyting looked gud. Then I peed on it, sozzy.
Discount 1 cheezburgr from fee. KTHXBAI
Dat did happen tu me onse!! kitteh jealouz of puter????
i luvs da way dis kittehs face iz awl outlined – it looks profeshunally drawed in. sooooo QTE!!!
Iz keyoot bebeh PEBKAT!!!
Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Typist!
So kittehs can read AND type wif der bellees????
No iz problum!!!
U can taip awl u wantz ovr on dat sied uv keybrd.
So no problum.
In ur chatroom, typin’ if mah harballz.
I maded mor spayse on ur hard-dryv by dleetn ur dokumintz. BTW, wut’s a “term paper”?
kitteh is sittin on boerd
skreen now sez QWUYEROUWQYRLAG1276391ADSAG
uh-oes
See, I taiped, “Kittehz iz wunnerful an veree dezurving uv menee cheezbuger.” How u not abul tu reed dat?
See, I taiped, “Kittehz iz wunnerful an veree dezurving uv menee cheezbuger.” How u not abul tu reed dat?
( Can has post go thru dis time?)
Oh harblz, dere it iz. Sorry fr dubls?
LOL…mai nu curse….”Oh, harblz!!”
Me too! All teh rite peeples will know!
is a happy kitteh. it likes teh puterz
i iz gunna ESC CTRL
Cat-like typing detected.
OH HAI, I HAXED U SUM FREE ENTERNITS.
i fix it
Mine………… This iz meh pooter. You unplug………..you die…….
Dis best commentz paige EVAR. Kthx fur all teh laffs! Bai
The putter iz ready now