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Woogh… Shuld not hav hads dat lst catnip and vodka coktail…
Bwa ha haaaaaaaa…
I don’ be smokin’ da catnip no mur. I sware it.
noes noes noes noes I don’ smoke it no maur
I’z tired of wakin up on de floor
no tank u pleez it only maikez me sneeze
and den it maikez it hard to fine da door!
speshally if Willie iz anyware rownd!
I’ll never smoke dope with Willie again.
iz weed wit willi, honeysuckle rosekitteh. last things kitteh sed as they tucked kitteh in wuz i nevah shmoke weed wit willkitteh agin.
dey traiz to make me goes to rehab, i say “meow, meow, meow”
::APPLAUSE::
Joo ween!
kitteh is toatlly bakd.
After I posted this comment, I went out to get the last few flats of plants to finish the boulevard garden in the front yard. I bought a few plants to add to my herb garden (angelica, coneflower, Italian parsley, and sweet basil), when I saw a section of REALLY HEALTHY-LOOKING CATNIP. (My catnip plants had been eaten (eated) about four years ago by the big, mean orange kitty who prowled my block.) So I bought a couple plants for my kitty Veronica.
When I got home, Helper Cat (a.k.a. Daphne from next door) greeted me in my driveway, as she always has, and sat with me hunting bugs while I planted the flowers.
I showed her the catnip pot, let her sniff the leaves, and gave her a taste of a small one. She ate it, closed her eyes, and rolled around on her back, purring. For like ten minutes… Not like Veronica, who becomes very huggy-playful — as she did when I brought her a fresh handful of leaves to snack on.
This is gonna be the summer o’ kitteh love…
oooh thas teh spowt,thas teh spowt,THAS TEH SPOWT-MMMMMMMMM
Wat mai nose smell like?
moar liek SKARY tu me
OMG!!1! FANGS!!1!!!
Vampyer Cat wantz to suk ur blud
needs minion onions to do da bidding.
Noespurrahtoo kitteh needs a snak.
He haz wun moar fang dan Bucky Cat haz.
I luvs dat cartoonie!
puts teh marshmellos on those fangzes fur saftee!
Yes, I wonderz if he eber had one brokez by a “weasel” trap.
Munkees r nawt nootrishis or delishus!
ooooh! get fuzzy rocks!
I lufs get fuzzy too, but i has to confesses dat i likes satchel da bestest
Homer Simpson wud beeing much prowds of teh kitteh
Kitteh no longr nede hi skool diplomah enymour!
Iz The Church Laydee’s kitteh frum Caturday Nite Live.
“Culd it bee…..SATAN?!”
LOL Lookz jus like her tu me!!! Do teh “Superior Danse”!!!!
WIN!!
With our tinglee nawty patrz thrusting an releesing.
OMG-I fergot all about dat!!! WINZ!
no. more. rollarkosters. unh. unh.
invisible fly
That was one I was thinking of
on himz noze!!
teh fangs mak me smrtst…if i bit u yod be smrt two
Im not an r’tard….
PLZZ CHNG LITTERBOX NOW!! FUMES TOXIC!! ARRRGGH!!
win
hahaha, cute
deez alwayz happenz to me, when i triez to use mah brain.
i fallz ovar and mah eyez look all weird! plz halp me!
DING fryes are dun DING fryes are dun
Ohhhhhhhhh noess, u stuk that song in mai haid!!!
WIN!!!!!!! ahahahahhahahah
DEE DA DEE!
HAI. Mah name ED. Speshul Ed!
Yaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!
Short Bus!!
vampyre kitteh sez: halp! i fallen and cant getz up!
well, I’m glad she’s the smart one and not the pretty one !!!
U haz gots cheezburger!
For me? Reely?
You iz making fun of mez? I smarts to! I is goinz in a corner and be all emu!
“emu”
ROFLMAO
Oh, kitty. You smarts. You smarts like someone who sent me an email saying I was “just trying to make [him] look dumn.” You VERY smarts!
Or smrt lyke deh idyot who messed up wen maykin my DIL a copy of a key.
She took it bak, he remayded it, den told her it wuld wurk “more gooder” now!
Blah! Blah!!! Vampier Cat is stunned by exposur to sunlight. He has fed recently which slows his turning to ashes (he originally was Tabby)
Huhhh? I getz the Homer-in-flames link, but no kitteh piktur. I iz sad. *sniff* i r not smart. *sniff, sniff*
Oh noes! Now half teh pix on this page go “poof” — wassup? Halp!
Nebermind … pikturs com bak an I r happy neow. Thx!
Oh kit kat. You are so smrt!
Oh noez…I.T. kitteh has been fuxin wit yur komputer!
Teecher, may I bee exkuzed? Mai brane iz ful.
Wun uv mai alltime favritt Far Side cartunes!!!!
i can haz a tshurt wid dat car tune
Vampire cat Lastat – Lastat da Cat!
Dat’z eet. I giv up. Thurd tyme tudey I fall off da fence. I jus ken’t wak on eet.
Gawjuss kitteh i’z.
That cat looks like somebody knocked him silly.
Please. Could people who want to make this site a poster kitten-site just go somewhere else. The funny about this page is the language and the spontaneous way they are written. They are not supposed to be esthetic, that would ruin the whole point.
That’s “aesthetic.” The funny what about this page, exactly?
Somebody needs a nap and a snack…
hhhunh? dude musta got som bad ‘nip. is made him paranoyd.
Please. Could people who want to complain about funny kitten pictures just go somewhere else?
I’ll even add a question mark to my request, so you know I’m serious!
God, what is UP with people complaining about the content on other people’s pages today??? Take your Gestapo bootay and go police your own page. Damn.
Sumbuddie needz a time-out! Come bak when yu kan play nice!
Who are you, and what are you doing here?
Now THAT is adorable.
My Siamese has fangs too.
I can has hie eye que?
…
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whooaaa….wach las step…iz a doozie!
I’s falleded! An I’s kant gits upp!
Fluffy wuz a prakticall joekuer. Hims luved 2 plaay twix on hims frens. Teh bess won wuz whin hims layd in teh rode preetinding 2 has bin roed kill. Un fourtunitly, whin beeg truk cum round da cornur, teh lass joek wuz on hims.
A peenut sat on a railroad trak, himz hart wuz all aflutter….
train came down dat railroad track…….
TOOT! TOOT! Peanut Butter!!!!
Mai bruvverz favrit song when he was 7!!!!
I about choked on my lunch when I saw this! LOL
Kitteh is full of teh dumbz.
Mama told me not to come … that ain’t the way to have fun, son!
(thanx 3 Dawg Nite)
Always lissen to ur mama!
Open up a window let some air into dis room…..
I feel like I’m choking on the smell of stale perfume…
Donnoe whut it is btt I donn wanna c no moar ….
That cigarette ur smokin, it skarred me half to death!
I shall hug him and pet him and call him Georgee…whur did u go, George?
i getz ta pet teh rabbet George?
oh nose!
I can has pikcher taykn? Oh! HAY! 2 CLOSE! ME IBLLS IZ XN!!!!
I haz woblee speling. Iz gud speling, but it wobbls.
But I goze to peeces ovur delycat wurds lik “mezles” and “buterd toste.”
[Xtra poynts to enywun hu noze teh kontects of dose kwotes (more like paraphrases).]
Iz Poo?
Poo is teh furst one (teh woblee spelng).
U gots meee……
Found it! Iz Wol!
And Wol is teh secnd wun (teh butrd tost).
Gud jobb, tuesday!
Wol invented Lolcat spelling!
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY!
O noes! In Czech, “smrt” means dead.
Iz not Czech kitteh, iz solid.
In Czech, “SMRT” means “DEATH”… well, that certainly adds a new perspective
I think that is a picture of dead cat i’ve never seen a cat lay on ashalt like that and the eyes are glossy like it’s been dead for some time but it could just be me so GAME ON!!!
pewpares da CAT scanner! kitteh konked out on the conkwit un has conkushun!
If I so SMRT, Why I on my backz?
Da viktum of a lushus Cheezburgr attack
I Nom Nom Nom’d reel kwik which was nawt wisez
Da Cheezburger wuz way tue bigz for mai eyez
So naow mai eyez are crost an mai teef luk creepy
Memberin that Meet an Cheez makes Kitteh sleeeeeeepy
Jack.
Dere r littel burds onlee kitteh kan c flyyin ‘roun he’s hed an sayying “tweeet tweeet!” Dere r starrs dere two.
Iz a Moovy postr for “Count Cat-oola: The R’tard Vampurr”
okey
i fiksed yer yarn
iz all unrabled now
wher nex toye pleev?
Didz ne wun git da lycenz playt numba uv dat bus? oof!
o man…u sed them wuz 4 hrtwrm….wtf?….& i iz tawking….whooooh…
Waiter…I’ll have whut he iz haveenG!
awl i iz dun miss woz to giv da cat a tonic……
someone catch mah eyeballs they is gonna fall out!
Red Dwarf quote FTW
hhmmmmm. have alllll teh red dwarf episodes n teh smegout tapes. what quote? not remember this one.
I love this cat! I want to moosh him and squish him and take him home.
Mai brain cell
let me show u it
ZOMG wut a nite…now…whurr mah pants??
dis make me giggle like liddle girl
ohw wait i is liddle girl
okthnxbai
can has a full-resolution copy of dis pic?
want for office.
Copyed off Homer Simpson!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!
I still cant get enough of this cat. I look at this pic at least 1x /wk LOL.
you stole that line from the simpsons… but got it wrong. for shame.
SMRT cat has a twin: http://cryohold.com/pics/Pets/DCP_1553.jpg
SMRTcat has a twin: http://cryohold.com/pics/Pets/DCP_1553.jpg
U has beauotiful ayes, lolcat…
in my language SMRT means death
Oh noes! Felled off da roofs agin. Meeowch!
Lolz my kitteh haz jus attaked my brother and eez now lying in his lap scheeming muahahaaaaz!
[...] U so smrt [...]
This cat’s quoting Homer Simpson!
Homer: “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!”
freakzy… SMRT means death in my languags
Vampire kat iz getting hngry…………
i r happi
[...] yes. yoo r verrah smrt. [...]
[...] i iz sew smart. s-m-r-t. [...]
unfortunatelly SMRT means DEATH in my language
Must remumber, not to stik fangz in teh wal sokkit.. Maiks meh fase go all funkieh!