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‘Ello puppet!
just what I was going to say. cept I thought it was ‘poppet’
Iz poppet. Sub-ty-tells konfurm. But meen same ting, just ‘poppet’ endeering. (sees wiki lynk)
I wuz exsphecting cheezburger dalivary.
The gold… it calls to us poppet!
Halp! I dun get eet.
Iz frum Pirates of the Carabee-in
O’s! I members now. Tankz!
I spy with my little eye…
Okayz, U can comin, but just fura minit. I’z expektin… er… sumwun. Noes! Nobuddy U knoz!
“plz to give me passwerd or u get eated”
R doze jayhovas wibnesses gone? Dey scare me.
True story: A couple of these folks came to teh door, and I answered it, with mai greyhounds by mai side, and one of the J.Hovrs screeched, “Jesus Christ! There’s two of them!” before they beat a hasty retreat! An teh greyhounds look at me, lik, WTF???
becuz grayhoundz iz SOOO vicious. lolz
I haz a greyhounds and he iz scardy cat
Mai little girl just tol dem…noez, we be satanists!!….for sum reezun de nevur kum bak agin!!! (I be tryin to get rid ob dem fur a looooooooooooong time!) She smart kiddo!
Ha I posteded comment on invs. doorbell kinda like that. My ex- hubz sed it yeers ago to da J.witness peeps. Nevar come back.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
Hai u got da pr0n? hurree momma comin!
NK.. I wanna thin mintz… free ov da tagalongz… an free Samoas.
kthnkxbai. oh yeah here u monnies.
Why wee talkin’ so much ‘bowt teh foodz tonite? You makin’ mee hungree. Thin mintz plz. Kthxyum.
Tin mynts …….. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Onse I wuz werking in dis offiss an uptite assisstantt guy putts owt ful box ov tin mynts in kichin fur peepels 2 shayr. I saw dem furst an endeded up eeting dem all up. I felt kinda baad an tol his whut I dids. Hims says, “Hai! Dose wuz fur evree buddy, knot juss u.”
I says, “I am having teh PMSes. Puttung cuukies owt on tabil in frunt ov meh is lyk puttung raw meet in fron ov a hungree lyon.”
Him sew upset. Knot juss cuz I eeted teh cuukies butt cuz him HAYTES girlee an pereeod typ talkings. Sew I gots 2 dubble scor.
Speakin of butts, he shudda pulld his hed outta hiz. Whatta dork.
dat souns lieks sumtin i wud du-eets whol bots of cuukies at 1 tiem. or chips, or ice creem, or watefer.
WIN!
I was Grrl Skowt fr long tyme. Aftr it wuz not kool ennymor, evin. Til kollij!
oh hai, mee too, Grrl Skowt wit da batches and evvyting. And kamp!
kamp! \o/
goed to kamp, werkt at kamp, dreem bowt kamp at nyte…
O halp. Haz u seen teh uther haff of mah hed? I tink teh Mewtant Easter Peep gotz it.
Noes, I can’t open da door. Mumma sed never openz da door to strangers…an U is definitely stranger dan most.
DUUDZ! LOLGOD!!! http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=1646
OMG (litrly!) dat wuz so mush full ub da winz!! am still laffin! da BAIBEL tranzlaterd in2 LOLspeek! graet link Patti! k thx bai.
Patti! DAT IS SEW FUL OV AWSUM!!!
LOLGOD!!
Hoo neckst?
i not unnerstandin. iz lolspeak for ebberiware or jes heer or wat? i confussed.
lolspeek is taek ovr wurld!!!! evntuly
Bild00d! LOL! (I just read the real book of Job last month.)
Heh! I consider myself a devout Christian, and I suppose I ought to find that slightly blasphemous, but it was too hilarious.
Ranks right up there with the Redneck translation.
Cottlestone…I heerd once dat God is de gratest komeedean evur…playin to an awdeeunce whut wus too afraid to laff!
Agrede – Porvurb 27:14 wun of mai flavorits.
Iz not blassfeme. Gh0d speek awl langijs.
Am not partikully religus, but Jesus waz a radical, an that rox! Bet He had a graet sens of hoomr, tu! Veree Kool Dood.
I has bad dreamz…I can seep n youzbed?
did you bring the catnip?
no tanks, jahovas witnez. Iz to be hapy prayin to cheezburger God.
oops, I didn’t means for that to be a reply!
Hey! Do I bozzer YU when yu in potty?…’K, mebbe sometyms. But no xcuse. Ile come out when Im dun.
Seekrit ajunt kitteh spyin fer all ur sekrits.
ah noes….googlez kiti iz necks doar. dis not ryt partsmynt.
Invisabull Fullur BrshMann.
DO NOT WANT!
heeeerrrez kitteh!
You has pazzwurd?
I SEE WUT U R DOIN THUR
hang on a minute while i go put something on… meyeur
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Fedelio iz nawt teh korekt passwurd
PEAK UH BU!!1
EYE CEE YU!!1!!
oh hai i orded tha extry cheez cheezburger pizza
an a bottle sodeh
lemme get yer munee
Joe sended me.
Dave’s not here.
Franklee Scarlet . . .
I can has delivered pizza?
oh that is so cute
I’m going to get YOU!
Can U get Toolet Papers Oot of Hall Clozet?
Has not lolcat speak. Ceiling cat is frning.
How are you gentlemen?
Um……….. Can I helps you?
peeping tom……cat