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TEN HUT!
Heil Catler!
isnt dat Heil Kittler? da ayr4s 4 d Purred ryke is run by Furbbelz and Pussolini is a Furshist runnin Kittaly.
DAWH! He culd sel meh 50 sentz foar a dollar.
Duz no step on crax, or yoo braxe yoo Mommuhz bax
HILARIOUS
My religious literaturez. Let me show you them
Has u fownd Cheezburger?
FTW!!!!
ROFL!
Did not know Cheezburger was lost! I help you look!
(A friend of a friend’s response to the ubiquitous “Have you found Jesus?” question is smething along the lines of a harrumph and then, “Y’all keep losing your Saviour and then you want ME to find Him for you?”
There were a couple of those in my neighbourhood last night!
Oh hai..reeligus peeple. Wud u like to come in? I wuz jus gettin redee for black voodoo ritual. do u happen to have a live chicken?
hahahaha! Thanx, ‘lissa … gud idea! Can u say “mojo?”
iz nu cheezburgrer but thinks callin WIN heer maeks sence.
‘my religious literaturez’ iz so unliekly but so purrfect. iz liek kitteh gonna have creaky lethr armchaerz and brandeh sniftrz all set up just owt ov da piksha.
Mommeee!!! I stepped in GUM!!!
he wents that wayz…
Ding-dong!
Dah which is ded.
which ole which?
…dah which iz ded…
dah wiked wich!
Knock Knock!!
Whoz there?
Ketchup.
Katchup hu?
Cat chap hu iz nokkin on ur door silly!
LOL. Burgerz 4 u.
i iz no wanna catch a poo
delushional kitteh’s “real” bukkit..
*me maded cheez frenz a pressent*
http://happylolday.blogspot.com/2007/06/bunny-bukkit.html
Fank u fr shayrin teh bukkit bunnehz.
Fuzzeh bunnehs! I hart.
I lurve huxley, and his wittle bucket.
we can has lolbunny community!
http://community.livejournal.com/ihasabunny/
AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!1111!!!1!
gimme five
gimme fore.
Dammit my first comment on a lolcat and someone has to make a funnier version
DO DA HYZEMEN ON DAT HO!E!!1
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Amerikin football joke, I bleev.
yes, the Heisman trophy is awarded to the best college football player every year. here is a picture of the trophy: http://www.aggieathletics.com/sports/football/images/trophies/heisman-lg.jpg The “heisman pose” is holding one arm curled in and the other one sticking out…kinda like kitteh stickin his paws out! (wasn’t even gonna try and explain that in lolcat! ha!)
I puts ma lef fut inn, I puts ma lef fut owt…. I puts ma lef fut in, an den shakie shake abowt!
Hokie PokiE!!!!
I yam towld dat iz wut it’z awl abowt.
wun uv mai faverit shurts sez, “Whut if hoky-poky IZ whut it’s all abowt?”
cud be, cud be.
if shurt had kittah on it wud be evun bettah
Shhhh . . . we is hunting cheezeburgers
Kitteh iz White Stripes fan. “I been thinkin about mah doorbell, when u gonna ring itz?”
Kitteh get nu alboom? I has, but no lissen tu it yet.
i is sellink cheezburgahs. buy? kthxbai
i by aneting dat bebekitteh sellz
Yoo wait heer. Ahl go furst.
STOP! In teh naim of luv.
“hi der
i’d like to leave u sum literature on the powa of jeeezus”
yu mean cheeezus?
What a friend we have in cheeses…
U cheddar beleev it!
In teh name of teh fatah, sunni, an teh holey cheezis.
oof, now to unmix mai meatafors:
In teh name of teh feta, sainte-nectaire, and the holey cheezis.
we has to ask ouselves, “wot wud chezzis do?”
Der is anuther xksellent idea…teh rubber bracelets to ware…”WWCD????”
How bout it, Cheeze an Tofu???
ROFLMAO
I believe we are all going to hell.
Party in my pit!
Dis thred – I camembert it.
To kwote Terry Kat-chett, “we’re bigger than cheeses!!”
OMG, a Pratchett fan here too?
I may swoon.
Do you know, I have yet to meet anyone in real life who’s even HEARD of him. Isn’t that sad?
iz funnee chatz – havnt red Hairy Catchett but yooz maekz him sound intrsting an he iz. Chekit “‘Educational’ refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.”
spooky. iz from here
How about this one: “Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine — once. Like the Borg, they learn…”
Pratchett’s also the author of “The unadulterated cat,” though I’ve not read that one.
Also, Death, who features in many Pratchett novels, has a soft spot for kittens and cats. I have this picture framed in my office right now.
http://www.paulkidby.com/mousemats/index.html
It’s on the bottom to the left: Death with kitten, hard to miss it.
very kool piksha. defnitly hrd to mis. ah tink he b 1 of th authrz now on mah chek-ther-stuf-owt list.
check out Kozyndan and Andrew Esau. think you would like their art. Can’t send link because of way it is htmled, but if you put “bunnyblobheaven kozyndan” into google you’ll get one possble link. chekit.
Nk. guyz git reedee!
Kitteh playin ring & run.
LOL! We calleded it Ding, Dong, Ditch when we wuz kidz.
…Not that ah everr *didz* that or aneefing…
**koff**
wellz, in da Souf dey calded it N****r Knocking. Now I noze bettuh. mah kidz wud has punishmintz ifn dey calded it dat.
Yeah dat’s whut we callded it too. Iz from (and livin in) da souf.
Thank God I learned better.
Yah, dat wuz wut we callded it in arkansaws. Ppl in souf carolina much nicer. Callded it ring ‘n spring.
I gru up in small FL town, an iffen i tryd anyting lik dis, naybors wudda rattd me out to my momma … cudnt get away wit NUTHIN!
Not in da Souf. In yo part of Souf. Glad u noze bettuh and has good kidzes. Teach dem not all Souf bad; not all peeples bad; but ebrybodies knowz all kittehs good.
Dam kidz! Stay owtta mai yard!
Reelijus litrachur, ensyklopeedia, vacyoom, I don’t care. Him’s so cute I’d buy all of it.
which, ob course, be da poynt…
Kitteh kinda looks like he was interrupted in mid-flavor detection…
Behbeh kittehz du not has longezt attenshun spayn.
“U has a fl…Hay, wut dat fing ovur dere?”
ADHD kitteh ftw!
Guyz, we forgotted deh flaming bag of doggie poopz…
WIN! I nebber had da gutz to do dat..but u doant needz gutz u needz POOP!
I iz a stachoo
wee playz charaedes?
Cat solicitors
Always makes their quotas, and
Work for cheezburgerz
Oh! Hai Koo!!!1 *waves*
Teh kitteh what ringded your bell
Haz boxes of cookiez to sell
He standz at teh doar
Until you buyz moar -
But oops: kitteh eated. Oh, well.
WIN!
Brillyant!
Sooperb!
dere a Cat Sprouts troop in MeowChatVillage…. we sell cookies to fund our GoodWerks…. FinMints
oh hai i is frum church of cheezburgers witnesses.
u witnessd ne cheezburgers?
yes i has. i saw the bred rize an taek a mass of hoeplesnes and bringz it closr to cheezes. eevn tho thae woz in a pickl, it dint seem to mater.
De be playin “red lite, green lite”.
invisible co-conspirator. also known as the cat-burglar.
“MAH HOUSE. in the middlez of mah streat.”
y da doorbill no werk?
o, coz it behin me, on da door
kitteh look like he marchin to mez
Liek dis?
http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/
I bleve in GOD an baby Jesus. Its jus dose peeple r full of teh annoy.
Dat wuz supposed to be up there wif mah voodoo heathern comment. Oh wellz
Iz OK … i figurd it out! An I agree, BTW. Always wanna say to ‘em, “Pray u get ur sens of hoomr back. Life difficult enuf w/o won!”
Yu be a Heethern too, Melissa??? Hooray for Heethernz!! And Menopaws, dat be teh perfekt thing tu sai to them!! If dey evur getx brave enuff to nok on mai door agin, datz wut I be tellin them!
Wun of mai mayle frenz seez theez folks comin up 2 his frunt door, an he took off his cloze and ansered the door nekkid. (He covered up his notty bits by standin partway behind teh door- they cud see his nekkid leg an chest.) He sed them folks ranned off plenny quik… lol…
heathen = peeple frum da heaths. cheeze, what’s da big deel enyway?
enybuddy wanna buy a pagan baby?
Doctor-Who-kitteh wonders where his TARDHISS has gone
Eben tho it lukz lyke I has hit teh Brakez
I sho U mai seeekrit Kitteh Paw shakez
An when itz dun in jus teh right way
It meenz I can has Cheezburgr today!
Jack.
Hmm…
Inivisible doorbell…
…but not so invisible photoshop.
ORLY?
YA RLY!
I no can has fotoshop skillz?
NORLY!!!1!!11 No fotoshopz. I has no fotoshop skilz just shuttr brst mode on fancy kamra!
cute ^_^
Hi! I iz free kitteh l00kin 4 g00d h0mez. U take?
I TAKES!!!!
meeyahgee kitteh seh wakson waksoff
meeyahgee kitteh trane so no haf 2 fite
meeyahgee kitteh eated yoor bonsai
iz sad now. aint no wun remember Karate Kitteh? 80s moofy? went 2 sekwelz 2 fah?
Psst! Yo, I gotz da guud stuffs rite heer. Dis stuffs git u reeel high… Two dolla…
Kat fwend iz NOT imagunary. Iz rit Heer.
[...] but, but, I rang teh door bell… [...]
you can has pay toosdai if I can has cheezbaga todai?
kthxbai!!
so cute
Invizible sword
com her, leme tel u seekrit.
kitteh ar awsom! Iz want kitteh liek dat!
[...] o but teh doorbell iz invisibl. [...]
[...] o but teh doorbell iz invisibl. [...]
[...] o but teh doorbell iz invisibl. [...]
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