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Which way is forward?
and what, is this one of those keyless ignitions? does it parallel park itself?
i can has ennergee eefishunt kar?
yay preeus!!
Yes, iz hybrid brum.
i can has ennergee eefishunt kar?
yay preeus!!!
Lolz. Hairy Poter kitteh.
But isnt the kitteh goin’ backwurdz on broom?
backwards? forwards?
KITTEHS FLY BAKCWARDS ON BROOMS. DATS HOWE WE ROLLZ.
Ohhh snap!
roll into things, that is
CRAAAASH!!!!
that’s so funny!
kitteh not goin to be vary good at quiddish
“If u can reed this t-shirt, the witch fell off”
LOL! +5
WIN!
total win
winnity! lol!!!!
Win!
Lurve u, “kittypants!”
Such a awsum ful ov WIN!!!!
Fanks CBSB! Smoos to everwun!!!
Iz perfeck, akshooly … can has bumpr stikr? buttn? t-shirtz? WANT!
ohhhh!!!! want on tee shirt w/ pic of brrooooom kitteh!
kitteh biker/broomer slang ftw!!!!1!!1!!
checkin fer malfuxun, how make dis ting go
VRROOOMMMM
Hairy pooter? Yeah.
Jet propulsion: *poot* *poot* *poot*
Avoid rear of broom.
Hee….
Hee-ku.
ooh god, it sooooo is! i loves it.
Failz emissions standards.
Oh hai. I be ur noo seekr fur Gryffindor!
KITTEH SEZ NIMBUS 2000 IS FOR N00BS
I’m on ur broom…
… ridin fakie 2 Hogwarts
Dat ain no hodad, dat Katt Johnson!!!11!
maybeh kitteh has spied teh snitch
I wuz gunna sez “invisible snitch.” But ur rite, kitteh luks like he’s onto sumfing.
i is not “he” – i is a tortie – i is mcgonigaland i sall transmoggify u i u callz me “he”
but…I tawt i taw a calico?
in Hogwartz countree dey is tortie – for tortoishellz and alwayz she
I dink I push teh “ON” butn by mistek – where “OFF”? Want dowwn nowww!
Ohhhh nooooesss! I dunna reed da Harry Potterz! Nk…
I doant noes whut tu sez…
get bizee readin!
I nevar red Potterz neether, ‘lissa, so I gotz noe cloos whut theze refrenses ar. Lets yoo an me jes smyle and look lyke we noes whut these uther peeps be tawkin’ bowt.
LOL u kidz doan no what yur missin! Reely fun reedin, akshulee!
yeah. i noes i shud reed dem dere books….Da last book I reeded wuz dat book Da Vinci code. Moovie suckded. *sigh* I reedz da rolling stone magazeene. Pikshurs wif mah werdz….
I dint reed da books, but has seen all de mobies. I LUB dem. 2 tums up!
I wuz afrayd to go to bookstor and buy … skarred i be trampld by herd of crazd 9-yr-olds! Now they had their fix, i try again! (I likd DaVinci Code book, but movee *did* suk; an nothin rong wit Rolling Stone!)
moovie suked, but looooove audrey tautou, (sophie neveu) and tom hanks, (robert langdon)!!!
i even read teh harry potta books in both english and german, lol ^^
Hay, yvi, got one for you: My husban used to wurk in bakery run by German, an usd to speek it pritty gud … so he came up with this one – what’s German for “bra?” Stoppem frum floppen.
lol, does this sound like german to an american?
its definately funny *g
QUIDDITCH CAT APPROVES OF HARBLS.
invisible hairy potter
Dis kitteh outstandin in her field.
yesh!! just lyk teh farmerz!!
Uh, kitteh. Genralee, when we limbo, we goes unner teh brewm.
Ohhsnap! git dat kitteh a tekeela!
Limbo lower now …. how lowwwww can u gooooo?
(Can u limbo to “Tequila?”)
dunno, but i prolly limbo bettur wit tekeela
don no bout me…but I wud like to try….”barkeep? Set em up an keep um cumin!!” WooHoo!
Ken yoo imagin all teh lolfrenz gettin togetter inna same playce? OMG. Teh funnee wud kill us all ded and dere wud be noe moar peeps to vyeew ICHC. (An, as mah boyfren sayz, all owr toomstonz wuld sayz “Kthxbye.”) But, omg, a lolfrenz gettoogetter wif tekeela an lolcat pichurs. Whut a vishun! HAHAHAHAHA
Lisa, ur BF is geenyus 4 the toomstonz idea. Super WIN!
Mebbe we kin allz has virchooal gettoogetter bai has drinkies (whaddeva u lieks best) at same tiem sumday…
OH LAWD.. wut fun it wud bee…an yes we wud be ded from da phunnie or da drunk.
Bonzogal, he iz teh funnee, iz y I luffs himz. He maded me a pichur of teh Kthxbye Toomstonz an itz on Flickr iff yoo wanna seez it. Check under yooser name “srslylisa”.
Oh, an virchool gettoogetter wud be a fabyoolus ideea and is big, jinormus awesum.
ROFL! Everwun, go to Flickr an chek that owt! It’s our toomstonz fr reelz!
Mai tume stoen iz gonna b reedsing: “But, I thought I had eight.”
Troooo storey (less’n I’s gits creemaytid an spred mah ashesh on mah lolfrens. Den it b invisibul epetathpt).
Mine will sez”I can has heven?PLZ?
Im gonna be scatterd, tu, but if i had an urn, maybe it wud say: “Shaken, Not Stirred.”
mebbe mines wud say “brb.”
Minez iz gunna say, “Ahm in yur heavin, luvin yur Jeeziss!!1!”
virtual get together wud be easiest way wif teh meebo room?
wud be eezyer to navigayt throtl an steering if i had thumbz.
insted, i iz stuk in fenz at hiway rest areeya somwehr in wiskonsyn.
halp!
oh noez, not wizkonsin! say hai to bartleby & loki
Dawgma! George Carlin as a Catolic clergyguy … such ironee, many funees! Like it!
HEE!!!!1!
Lurve Dawgma! Iz mah favrit – nex ta Hairy Pawter, uv course.
Dis kitteh be Crookshanks’s sister? Or mebbe she be Mrs. Norris! Uht-oh!
hehe!
I wuz thinkin: Crookshanks can has Wormtail?
Lolkneazle? Not has same wring as lolcat!
(Fantastic Beasts and where to find them by Newt Scamander – bye it! charity has all procedes!)
Kneezlol?
dis book iz ful o’ win an yesh!
How i fly up?
Meowfoy faw down, go boom. Gryffindor FTW!!
Meowfoy! bahahahahaha! suddenly he don’t seem so tuf.
Pshaw. RAVENCLAW! *ish teh smrtz.*
That is teh preveeus pitcher! This is teh brave but foolish thred.
Hermioneeeeeeee!!! HAAAAAAALP!!!!
i teached dat hawwy potter evewyting he noes!
wut, u meen hauo to fly bak’ards?
well shure! ennyone can do it the easy way and looks where thay be goin…bak’ards be expert manoover.
How bout sometin like a
Bewiched kitteh, I don’t noes the Hairy Pooter neider
Samantha’s kitteh
Be on her broom
Lookin’ for cheezburger
Wit a zoom zoom zoom
or
Bewitched kitteh
Fly tro da air
Lookin’ behind her
To see who’s dere
gone to drop a chimney on her, brb
yay!! I lubs that one!! WIN!!
axualy, I was thinkin “drop a howse” duz chimbly referense mean sumfin diffnernt?
just a reference to the most annoying disco song of all time, which is now stuck in my head ARGH
you got it on the side, a little one night thing …
Halp
There’s something familiar about this one.
duz this thing haf hrbls?
Salem flies in a few frends for a partee wile Sabrina’s owt ov town…
‘finks mah wichez feld oft
uh oe
i dribben into fense
got to gets out mah insherinse card an dryber lisens…
hope offiser no is too mad…
i wuzzen drinkin, honess
i has dyved for deh snitch, buh goh broom stuck in fens.
I can has golden snitch?
Whoopsie! I had the silly thing in reverse!
gotz date wiv Mrs. Norris, brb
BBBBZZZZZ meeeeemmeeeeowwww. Iz elektrik still on?
*Cackle*
[...] den y r u always going to teh hogwarts? [...]
Professor McGonagal? Iz dat U?
Where’d be the kick starter thingy?
just start the ignition and BOOM! off to uranus
[...] mah broom iz pretty fast tho. [...]
Hairy Pooter is wairin his invizablty clowk!