I is being stalked
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Oh noes, teh hilltopper iz aftr mez!
ohhai, Bannoch, howz u??
RUN KITTEH
OMG luukkit dat TAIL iz awl puffalled!!
That so funneh!!!
I tewtully wunt wunnadem big redfingz nowe.
I fink dis kitteh be a Maine Coonz in teh makings!
k…WTF iz dat fingee?
I bees nonshalawnt mebbeh he go bai…..
OMG i dinnut even see da kitteh tayl.
Stalkur gonna GIT IT!!!
o kitteh, he jest wanna gib u da big sterfishy hugz…mebbe u shld runz.
Oi, thatz the fatest Starfish ive evur sean!!
RUN WITTL KITTEH
Yah me tink it alreadeh ated a kitteh or 2
what is that? is that meatwad?
I thot itt wuz shake.
patrikk star?
It’s a meeple!
http://www.meeplepeople.com/
ok datz nyce… but WTF IS A MEEPLE!!!!11!!!1!!!one!!???????????????????
Da websyt has “FAQ” and I lyk ok maybe it axplaynz wtf meeplez are foar
it lyk “herz howe to applyz a dekal”
WTF IZ A MEEPLE?!?!?!?!?
How doez MEEPLE figure into the evolution of life and games??
I so konfoozd.
Meeple iz peeple! In teh gaem, dat iz.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meeple
“i can has restrayning oardur?”
Is giant red fing bringing cheezeburger? If not, go ‘way.
If Cookie Monster took a stroll thru a nucklear powr plant an then mated wit a Cabbage Patch kid, this wud be resultz.
I will adpot teh mootant chillun an teech him to breeng meh beerz.
U a gud womun, ‘lissa.
‘lissa, i think thees mootants turn on u, lik thos creepy bottle-blonde kids in “Village of The Damned!” U be bringin *dem* beerz, or they incinerate u!
NNNOOOOooooooo! I allus wawnted a mootant to do mah bidding. Oh wellz ah just hafta git my lazee ass up an git mah own beerz…
I no want mootant to do my bidding, I alwuz wanted a “Helper Pony”. I wuld haz a littul pony who had sadlebagz and wuld hlp me rownd deh hows and bring me beer and cheezburgers. Iz onlee way to have pony in deh city. Even deh city fadders heer prolly no beleeve dat littul pony iz a dog! I haz given dis muches thot, as u can tell.
Scarlet kitty – u crazy!
Oh NOES!
Is dat Maggie Simpzon????
hahaha. inna weenturtimez yes iz Maggie but wherez hurz pacie?
shhh! Iz he lookun?
“i can has ristrayneng oardur?”
arrrg… sry, i maeded teh dubl-post
*D’OH!*
No has skeered, kitteh. I hired yoos a budygard. Yoo has too much kyoot to go outthedoors all lonlys.
Wurld iz so beeg, and u iz so little, tayke dis wit u wen u goez owt!
Wy iz dat Patrik Starfish frum Spunge Bawb fowwin mee? I’z not spunge! Go ‘way!
Oh noes! Musta ate some bad ‘nip las night…
ZOMG! Evl Patrick is aftur meh!
Is Mortimer from Bugs Bunneh!
“Let’s put our paddies in the waterrrrrr! So I says to Madge…”
“Look…out there…. watching us… IT’S PEOPLE!”
“PEOPLE?!?!??!! AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
I thought his name was Gossimer.
U givin me permanenenent? DO NOT WANT!
My stars I says lolsters are interesting peeplz I said in Lollywood the places you go the peeplz you see my starz…
my starz!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missez Bugz!
Gossimer…Mortimer… all teh saem ting
Hehehe…
Mama sed knock u owt ya beeg red fweek!
Kitteh iz beein stawked by the Mewtant Easter Peep.
OMG I lurve da Peeps! I wud gobble his red ass up.
Den go into diabeetic coma.
Rumor haz it that iffen u putz Peeps in teh microwav for a few secondz, they puff up an get nice an gooey. Nevr tryd it. Doan Peeps hav their own fan club an web site an everythin? Hoo doan lik Peeps?!
I r weerd I liks to leeve peeps owt uncoverd for a day.. day git kinda cheewee.
YUM-O!
Dats teh onlies way!!! Den bite they heds off!
Soree, I doan lyke Peeps. Duz zat meen I’z outta teh klub?
do u like da jellie bellies?
OMG I luffs lemmen jellie bellies and woud eet dem til I got a stomack aik, den gakked an horked lyke a kieeh wif a hareball. I wud rollz arownd in dem ans haf much hapeeness. I lykes dem, ken u tell?
(Yayz, I’z still in teh klub. Now I noe haf to reetern mah seekrit deekoder ring.)
Ah likez de cantaloope flavur an da DR pooper flav.
An da bertie botts? da grass flavur is good..spinach flavor otay too.
But da vomit? OMG pleh plehpleh. I thot day were jus kiddin..jus a name rite? RONG!
RIte now i r hooked onna Target Archer Farmz Wasabi mustard tater chipz…SO good nawm nawm nawm….. I like spicee hawt anyfing!!!
Hunnee u premanent membur wever u likes or nots
Yess, Lisa, iz not essenshul tha peeps lik Peeps … iz strictlee opshunal.
ummm … jellies in teh bellies … nomnomnom!
raisin paw timidly – ai doan laik peeps. sry. k thx bai.
me neether…but jellie belliez rok!
Here’s my favorite Peeps website: Peeps Research — all kinds of “scientific” experiments on Peeps, very funny.
And I’m with ‘lissa in liking to leave Peeps out to become chewy.
Ooops! Helps to give link!
http://www.peepresearch.org/
Dat is full of wim an awsome unca jake!
Kitteh shouldz eat mistr star. Get invinzibilty like Maryo
o jeffry…cud it posbly wrk…me bein a kitteh & u bein a star?
or
“sae hulo 2 mah leetl fren!”
(from Starface)
“HALP! IT WANTZ TO GIVEZ ME A ‘PERMANEMENEMENANT!!!’”
oh noo
call da poleese!
Redd fing 2 teh kitteh: “Butt I bawt u dinnur!”
(Dis mite b 2 mutch ov insyd joek. Den agin, I’s hoeps it b phunnee 2 all teh ichc peeps)
Wink wink nudge nudge say no moar!
i getz it. iz sick ob byin dinnur foar de guyz an dey neber putz out
Kitteh sez “I kno I haz pretteh tail, but why you stand so close? Kitteh no play furst date!”
Him wuz nebber teh saym aftur hims vizitt 2 teh Howse of teh Rizung Sunn.
Oh noes!! Him gautt mah adriss off Googel!!1!
But Mom, Dad…we iz in LUB!
LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
It r bhind me agan izn it?
It are behind you
How many meeples are a kitty worth? Red prolly wins this city…
OH THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE KNEW WHAT A MEEPLE WAS!!!
Good to see another boardgamer on the blog.
that ur big dubler meeple? ur city be wurth big if uz can finish it off. find tile with kitty edge to matches?
in soviet russia, fat red fluffy star stalks YOU
Actually, somehow being stalked by a giant fuzzy meeple in Soviet Russia seems almost plausible. (Maybe I read too much Solzhenitsyn…)
What red flufy star? I dont see no red flufy star. Yu mus be mistakn. An’ nevr mine mah tayl. I do it tis way for fun.
no don’t look now. is he still behind me? no don’t look. no, he’s been following me, like, all day. I think he wants to ask me to the prom. yeah, I know. no, you know, whatever. I know, he’s like, SO creepy. yeah, like, AS IF
Oh, come on, Muffy. You KNOW no one else is gonna … ya know … ask you to the prom. Whatever. Like, why don’t you just go with him and then ditch him at the door and like hang with us?
OMG, like, as if !!! no, I, like, totally made out with this quarterback from that community college at that kegger last week, and now I’m, like, totally waiting for him to call me, kinda. you know, that guy, skitter… no, skeeter. yah, that one. did you think he was, like, rad, or did you think he was, like, flaccid? well, I, like, gave him my number, but, like, I think he called, but then I lost my cellphone, and I, like, well I dunno. but, like, there’s still time, y’know?
look you big red thing, here’s the deal. we can be, like, hai/bai friends but I’m not going to the prom with you. now go get me a diet coke – k thanx bai
Look, it’s not a peep or a star…it’s a Meeple.
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/7848
Yah youse guiz git it rite! Akrussy verreh impotant in Lolcatlands. N u call urslfs geeks! Dag!
“One lump or twoooo?”
In Soviet Russia, Comrade Boobah watchez ur evry movez.
Ooh look, I’z a star! No wait, he’s a star, I’z a kitteh. LOL
Did wuz sillee. Mayd meh larf. ^__^
Stalked!
Cue Shatner Squirrel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&eurl=
Friggin hilarioos! I has looked at it too manee timez an IZ still laffin!!
Shatner squilol has bin mekin me laff for too dayz noaw.
I fink i borked ma ribs laffin.
oouch.
OMFG – that is tooooooooo funny. shatner squirl + disaproovng rabits = a scornful WTF that iz hot in veloor!>!>!>?? shatner squirl iz a !!WIN!! 4 randumness abuv n byond th cheezburgr.
soree 4 dublz but am wetting self – only juz workd out Shatner Squilol duz Blue Steel at the end. iz ow. iz 2 good.
OK, I want to know where to find a plush meeple!
MEEPLE!!!
Meeple with eyes is kinda creepy, tho.
I find this surprisingly disturbing…
Y’all need to play some Carcassonne, which is where the original image comes from
DO. NOT. WANT.
Kitty vs. big stuffed Meeple! Look out, kitty! He’s totally gonna get four points for every city!
OMG! Is that a giant Carcassonne piece???
Halp! I is bein stalked by teh Juggernaut! KTHXBAI!
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Wow buddy……. Personal bubble……..
suppa spy kitty
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Iz dayg…. dajn…. darjenus….Nawt sayf to go alown. Taek dis.
LOL
luv dis pic :]
iz he behind me uhgen?