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I is being stalked


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  1. Bannoch says:

    Oh noes, teh hilltopper iz aftr mez!

  2. Lorra says:

    RUN KITTEH

  3. elfinugget says:

    OMG luukkit dat TAIL iz awl puffalled!!

    That so funneh!!!

    I tewtully wunt wunnadem big redfingz nowe.

  4. Melissa says:

    k…WTF iz dat fingee?

    I bees nonshalawnt mebbeh he go bai…..

  5. Melissa says:

    OMG i dinnut even see da kitteh tayl.

    Stalkur gonna GIT IT!!!

  6. rose says:

    o kitteh, he jest wanna gib u da big sterfishy hugz…mebbe u shld runz.

  7. Shoy says:

    Oi, thatz the fatest Starfish ive evur sean!!
    RUN WITTL KITTEH

  8. thecrapture says:

    “i can has restrayning oardur?”

  9. Dustbunny says:

    Is giant red fing bringing cheezeburger? If not, go ‘way.

  10. Menopaws says:

    If Cookie Monster took a stroll thru a nucklear powr plant an then mated wit a Cabbage Patch kid, this wud be resultz.

    • Melissa says:

      I will adpot teh mootant chillun an teech him to breeng meh beerz.

      • Menopaws says:

        ‘lissa, i think thees mootants turn on u, lik thos creepy bottle-blonde kids in “Village of The Damned!” U be bringin *dem* beerz, or they incinerate u!

        • Melissa says:

          NNNOOOOooooooo! I allus wawnted a mootant to do mah bidding. Oh wellz ah just hafta git my lazee ass up an git mah own beerz…

          • scarletkitty says:

            I no want mootant to do my bidding, I alwuz wanted a “Helper Pony”. I wuld haz a littul pony who had sadlebagz and wuld hlp me rownd deh hows and bring me beer and cheezburgers. Iz onlee way to have pony in deh city. Even deh city fadders heer prolly no beleeve dat littul pony iz a dog! I haz given dis muches thot, as u can tell.

  11. ronniecat says:

    Oh NOES!

    Is dat Maggie Simpzon????

  12. profwhiskers says:

    shhh! Iz he lookun?

  13. The Crapture says:

    “i can has ristrayneng oardur?”

  14. sarkastikgirl says:

    No has skeered, kitteh. I hired yoos a budygard. Yoo has too much kyoot to go outthedoors all lonlys.

  15. tattoobeautiful says:

    Wy iz dat Patrik Starfish frum Spunge Bawb fowwin mee? I’z not spunge! Go ‘way!

  16. Alice Shortcake says:

    Oh noes! Musta ate some bad ‘nip las night…

  17. Box master says:

    ZOMG! Evl Patrick is aftur meh!

  18. SarahD says:

    Is Mortimer from Bugs Bunneh!

    “Let’s put our paddies in the waterrrrrr! So I says to Madge…”
    “Look…out there…. watching us… IT’S PEOPLE!”
    “PEOPLE?!?!??!! AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  19. Melissa says:

    Mama sed knock u owt ya beeg red fweek!

  20. Lisa says:

    Kitteh iz beein stawked by the Mewtant Easter Peep.

  21. ggnarl says:

    Kitteh shouldz eat mistr star. Get invinzibilty like Maryo

  22. typingisnotactivism says:

    o jeffry…cud it posbly wrk…me bein a kitteh & u bein a star?

  23. D-Railer says:

    “HALP! IT WANTZ TO GIVEZ ME A ‘PERMANEMENEMENANT!!!’”

  24. D.R. says:

    oh noo

    call da poleese!

  25. Redd fing 2 teh kitteh: “Butt I bawt u dinnur!”

    (Dis mite b 2 mutch ov insyd joek. Den agin, I’s hoeps it b phunnee 2 all teh ichc peeps)

  26. Him wuz nebber teh saym aftur hims vizitt 2 teh Howse of teh Rizung Sunn.

  27. Oh noes!! Him gautt mah adriss off Googel!!1!

  28. Flartus says:

    But Mom, Dad…we iz in LUB!

  29. catlover89 says:

    LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

  30. Vel says:

    It r bhind me agan izn it?

  31. jbm says:

    How many meeples are a kitty worth? Red prolly wins this city…

  32. stendhalismo says:

    in soviet russia, fat red fluffy star stalks YOU

    • Tabitha Twitchit says:

      Actually, somehow being stalked by a giant fuzzy meeple in Soviet Russia seems almost plausible. (Maybe I read too much Solzhenitsyn…)

  33. duffy says:

    What red flufy star? I dont see no red flufy star. Yu mus be mistakn. An’ nevr mine mah tayl. I do it tis way for fun.

  34. stendhalismo says:

    no don’t look now. is he still behind me? no don’t look. no, he’s been following me, like, all day. I think he wants to ask me to the prom. yeah, I know. no, you know, whatever. I know, he’s like, SO creepy. yeah, like, AS IF

    • Oh, come on, Muffy. You KNOW no one else is gonna … ya know … ask you to the prom. Whatever. Like, why don’t you just go with him and then ditch him at the door and like hang with us?

      • stendhalismo says:

        OMG, like, as if !!! no, I, like, totally made out with this quarterback from that community college at that kegger last week, and now I’m, like, totally waiting for him to call me, kinda. you know, that guy, skitter… no, skeeter. yah, that one. did you think he was, like, rad, or did you think he was, like, flaccid? well, I, like, gave him my number, but, like, I think he called, but then I lost my cellphone, and I, like, well I dunno. but, like, there’s still time, y’know?

    • stendhalismo says:

      look you big red thing, here’s the deal. we can be, like, hai/bai friends but I’m not going to the prom with you. now go get me a diet coke – k thanx bai

  35. Erik W says:

    Look, it’s not a peep or a star…it’s a Meeple.

    http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/7848

  36. Mouse says:

    “One lump or twoooo?”

  37. Patrick says:

    In Soviet Russia, Comrade Boobah watchez ur evry movez.

  38. lpprdlvr says:

    Ooh look, I’z a star! No wait, he’s a star, I’z a kitteh. LOL

  39. Sagecat says:

    OK, I want to know where to find a plush meeple!

  40. lizriz says:

    MEEPLE!!!

    Meeple with eyes is kinda creepy, tho.

  41. Gabby says:

    I find this surprisingly disturbing…

  42. kingfish says:

    Y’all need to play some Carcassonne, which is where the original image comes from

  43. Karen says:

    DO. NOT. WANT.

  44. Sean says:

    Kitty vs. big stuffed Meeple! Look out, kitty! He’s totally gonna get four points for every city!

  45. bludrgn0 says:

    OMG! Is that a giant Carcassonne piece???

  46. InsanitySquared says:

    Halp! I is bein stalked by teh Juggernaut! KTHXBAI!

  47. Goody Willson says:

    Wow buddy……. Personal bubble……..

  48. chels says:

    suppa spy kitty

  49. lolbear says:

    Iz dayg…. dajn…. darjenus….Nawt sayf to go alown. Taek dis.

  50. brownchatty says:

    LOL
    luv dis pic :]

  51. cait says:

    iz he behind me uhgen?

  52. ICHWaffle says:

    Its behind me isnt it?

  53. Ok, what is the deal with so many comments being completely off topic? Is this an ADHD Forum?


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