Shuttlecat…
 
…is not amused
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kitkay on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … kitkay on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … kitkay on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … lunarmommy on Husband kitteh lunarmommy on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … notolaf on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … notolaf on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … Rosecitychild13 on Husband kitteh 343GuiltySpark on CATapillar impresion Nsanesylum on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … bobtehwundrcat on CATapillar impresion Elsa_Mama on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … Lungdoc on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … West River rat on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers … Elsa_Mama on Lyle dreamed of cheezburgers …
(No doubt I will burst into flames for this, but…)
“Sir, will you kindly remove your cock?”
HAH !!! and you thought my shaved pussy jokes were bad, hmm? LOL’S – pot, kettle, BLACK
yesss … but, stend, u inspire me so!
( bows )
nothing so rewarding as to serve as a bad example fur othfurs, aftpurr all!
actually the origional post reminded me of this – NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DQOdyUkiVW8g
Git ur cawck off mah hedz! Harblz waaaayyy to close fer comfert…
It’s onlee dirtee if u fink it’s dirtee.
I fink it’s dirtee. I lubz dirtee.
here we go…
NOT EVEN KITTENS CAN SAVE THIS THREAD NOW
I’m posting a drag queen chaser just in case
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA
PIKKLE SUPRIZE! WTF?!
LOL’S
“Did I say ‘hammmmmmm?” Guffaw!
I seen dis on Ebaumz werld an peepz commentz sayin pikkle doode is Andy Dick.
Lissen, i ain’t even gonna go THER…k?
it’s not – Tom Rubnitz made a bunch of short clips in the 80’s. the DQ in the blonde wig who says “that’s the suprise” is the fabulous lady bunny, looking significantly younger than she does now. I’m betting the rest are from the pyramid crowd, from the early 80’s
Yeah i noes da ladee bunnee, but i finkz da name shud be Tom Rubnutz!
LOL! On that silly note, I bid u all a fond ‘goodnite’ … (thanx u two; i’ll be dreaming of pickles an ham and gawd noes what!)
ai haz nevr akshully spewed bevrudgeses befour now. fortoonatly, ai turned mah hed at last secunt an spaerd mah puter skreen. sorry kitteh…..
I has teh birdie. Birdie does NOT has me!
in communist china, birdie hits you.
in a gouda divider baby
doncha know im in luvvv witchoo
im a gaudy DeVito baby
it dont hafta make sense — its true
DIS NOTTA KINDA BIRD I RECOGNIZE!! WONDER IF THEY LEAVE DROPPINGS!!??
I cast majic misil into darkness! Hat give +3 bonis to ork sleying.
hat also kawzes +5 distrakshun to enemeez, but at cost of -3 self-respect
Shuttle cat’s name is Minton. Bad, Minton…get it??
K, I shuts up now : P
*ttttbbbbbpht* (raspberry blown in your general direction)
well i thot it wuz funnie. but den, whaddoo I no?
Aarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhh… WIN!
BOOOOO.
*groan*
Catmindton! Plz to nawt bat kitteh back n forth?
no mek mittons frum cats plz
I tryed eetn dis birdee, but, iz not so gret, aktuly.
I am in ur grass, rawkin’ ur shuttlecock
Dis nawt b Christina Kelley en LA, is it? Wint too Fullurton Collige Raydio?
noes. i never wents to no colleges.
I onne heer til 2010. Den, NASA better fin replaycemints
PS, Plz no staple blankit to ma skin, k thx
Iz battledore related to Dumbledore?
I had a net, but I ayt it.
I kno wear u sleep
vengeanz will b myn
Iz a hat t’ protekt me frum conspreersies… Woulda mayd it outta tinfoyl ‘cept I had nun.
Teh aleians tuk it.
they told him “we r in ur sowler sistem, probing uranus”
o fer teh luv o’poot…
dis be my summer-wayt one.
not my sunday one
Shuttlecat iz not saym as Monorail cat.
Iz troo.
Shuttlecat tayke u moar playsez, but Monorail cat runz kwietur an iz moar yooneek expeereyenz.
You said eberonez be in teh costume at dis partee. You is full ov lose and udder stuff, namely…bovinz excramentz. I leaf nowz.
Yeah. WTF? no Jagerz no katula…c’mon we startz our own partee…git away fron dese posers…
Plz to be bringin teh Amarettoz sour mit da rockandsaltd rim. Tnkz
I’ll bring teh guacamole an blue corn chips!
“i can has mai dignitee bak, plz?”
Tell yu what. Yu givez mee cheezburger, an i not keel yu in yur slepe. K?
Oh noes kitteh! You luk leik…liek…liek nommy dessrt wit creems an chrry!! ‘cmeer kitteh! NOMNOMNOM
mmMMmmm now dat r nootrishus!!! Awl mah recominded daly allowinz vaitaminn ICHC!!
i iz king ov da Zbnor peepol
yu brings me tu der cheezburgers
“Dey” sed I needz hat to purrtek me frum deh bad sunrayz. “Dey” sed dis wuz deh purrfect hat to purrtek me frum deh bad sunrayz. Den “dey” laffs at me wen I wares deh stoopid hat dey givez me to purrtek me frum deh bad sunrayz. I fink dat wen deh bad sunrayz be gonez for deh day dat “dey” r goin to hav sumting bad happeninz to dem. I is jus sayin.
lolzes! just sayin…
Wen I fynd my badmittun rakkit, Iz gon too beet yoo abowt teh hed an nek wif it fer doon dis too mee.
we better be careful, or happicat’ll take himz website and go home iffen we be meen to him.
Glad WE’RE not the onz whut putted the birdy on himz.
P. S., thc, i HATE Chantix! PLEH
awwwww, sorry, hon {{{{{ }}}}}; it worf it in the end, tho, rly it is!
happicat will be SO proud of you, too…
Oh Annie! I’ soooooooooooo sorry! I can only imagine how hard this is for you! Hang in there, sister! We are here for you! Stay strong…think how nice it will be not have your clothes, hair and breath smell like the bottom of an ashtray!! Yu kan make it!!!
Hang in ther, gurlfren … u can do it. We r strong! We r invincibl! We r WOMAN!!!
Mah huzbd uzed teh Chantix. it werkd. him no longeh smowks dem nastee ciggies…Bestest ov luk 2 u!
Peepuls what quitz da ciggysmokin gotz my utmostest respectz. Dey sez ciggysmokin is harder to quitz dan heroin. Well, hunny, I haz quitted da heroin (COUPLA tymez) an lemme tell u–if somethin harder dan DAT, I no wanna try it.
Hang in dere!! LOLfrenz cheering u on….
Gladys, u hav my utmost respect and administration. Truly!
I has grill, makes burgers. Wanna c?
I iz flippin yoo da bird.
i am in yur backyardz, catchun yur birdies and wearun um like hatz.
No amuse??
but we is!
Stoopid micez tryd to uze mah head fer launchink pad soz I eated them. I iz sik of singed wizkerz! I knowz mah name iz Smoky, but dis is rilickulous!
Gamez Ovah!
That cat’s got a real Daffy Duck look on his face.
“Of course you know, this means war.”
“Ah ha, oh ho….dodge, thrust, parry” (**Thwappp!)
“Robin Hood Daffy” kwote FTW.
u trips it up an doooown!
Any suggestions on how I can get a printable copy of one of these LOLCats (Hi Res)? My girlfriend is a vet and she would crack up if I could print one of these out and frame it for her!
I’ve scoured and googled, but no has hi-res.
Jeff:
Not sure if this is hi-res of not but what I do is click on the picture and do a “save as.” Then I open that file and print from there. I am not that technically savvy so I don’t know all that you might be able to do within that newly saved file. This is the only way I know to do it. Someone else may have an even better idea!
Good luck! That would be so cool to frame one (or two!) for your girlfriend.
Great pictures of kittens you have, a good laugh!!!
http://www.mybenefitsplus.com/mguadalupe
no fank u melissa. i alreddy haz healf insurance.
u meant to post kitteh link?
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hm, maybeez deez eez diffrnt melissa?
Yep … not same ‘lissa, pritty sure of dat.
NOPE nawt meh.
OH GAWD……..I cud NEVAH sell dat stuff.
I sellz pizza an maek u fat. more to snorgle!
ok…I wanna xtra large with everything on it…you do deliver, don’t you????
Melissa can u get ur handz on free pizza?
I can haz a visit? 
Line umpire kitteh say, “Dat shot wuz defnitly OUT. Game OVAH.”
Ur aim, it haz a smell.
Cuz it steenkz.
.oO Not nearly as unamused as the biped will be when she finds my deposit in her bedroom slippers …
Kitteh wunts to joyn NASA but mizunnerstud wut dey sed abowt deh shutl.
Oh, hai, btw u is out of tin foil.
I’m in yur lawn, throwin yur partyz.
Dis not az funnies az pwezent I luft unda hiz pellow.
Shuttlecat…
Haz baklit i’s