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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I R Feerce! How dar u laff at meh!
i no laffs at u. i fink u kyoots. i wantz to taik u hoam.
i r feroshus tiger!
I currently lack TEETH, but I’m thinking very fierce thoughts…
planing fur da futur. . . .
I mew viciously in your general direction !!!
i tink it in yur general direkshun, i not see too dood yet. but i iz too FEERCE! mommy sez so!
I mew viciously in what I believe to be your general direction – I know you’re out there, I can hear your cheezburger wrappers !!! MEW !!! MEW !!!
King Arfur and Sir Bedofur fur da win!
[groan]
RUN AWAY
quickly my kitty minions – after him !!! mew !!! mew !!!
F00lZ!
miiiiiiiow
I’s in ur palm
Takin’ ova teh freee wurld.
I is kitteh, heer meh rawr!
“I wantz mai Mommie!”
Here r bukkit an spunj … pleez to cleen up remanes of mai hed off ceiling, witch jus explod from teh kyoot. Thx.
snorglekisskisshugglsquee …. ahhhh, itz bebeh kitteh bliss ^-^!!!
so DAT’s whar teh bukkit went!
Jesus Christ it’s a lion!!!!
Get in the car!!!!!!!!!1
win.
***(FINALLY…I get it!!)
Holy Crap, it’s a lion!!!!1!!
Get in the baby buggy!!!
onlys in kenya
Graaaaaaaate, now that song is stuck in my head!
Yoo getz mah win foar ref’rinsin mah favrit lolcat — noe, mah favrit pitchur — EVAH.
WIN!
super win
My fots zackleee!!! Iz lion! mewoar!
I wanna see dis kitteh all growed up, such a color an face of ceyootness!!!
Sales of New Palm-Purrrrlet cheezburger dectektur meet with mixed approval
“It gud detektur, but alwayz tayks cheezburgerz befor I can get.”
“Purrrrlet finds cheezburgers with ease, but goes into sleep mode after recharging with milk and catnip”
“sound effects supposed to be ‘rawrrr’ but sound more like ‘mew’. overall, is pleh.”
dat kitteh look like teh kitteh dat ben sneekin in mai yard et nite. soo kyoot, also like mai lost kitteh taylor.
Is dangeriss to goez alone. Take me wif yu.
Sumbudy jus toled him dat dey takez himz harblz in 6 montz
(iz stuck on da harblz ting today)
dey nots need 2 wayt dat long nows
hehe
Dass wut our vet sed tu – not six montz. Tu powndz. Dass all dey gotta way, an SNIP!
Iz been long timz since I haz a boy kitin.
In Soviet Russia, teh hrbls r stuck on yoo!
ha ha!
Kitteh lieks u. Will eet u last.
ZOMG HALP!!!1!
Imma mess u up gud. Jes soon as I cn see besser…
An I groez sum teef!
An i jes growz, peeryud.
plz no be giving me awayz mommie!
doan cry tiny kitteh, i be your new mummah and hugz u and pets u and feeds u!
n callz u george
mah tong 2 big 4 mah mouf
kitteh ar Geen Simmonz
sry cant halp mself
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ LUVVVVV ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Den I halps u.
DIS R VISHUS JUNGLCAT! SHO NO MURSEE, 4 HIMZ WIL SHO NO MURSEE FUH U! HIMZ WIL ATTAK WIFOWT HEZZIMITASHUN! WIF HIMZ WIDDLE PAWZIES AND FROSHUS MEWS AND ADORBL widdle rolypoly… n’awwwwww!
iz teh inspurrashun fer teh power puff gurlz?
IttybittyKitteh iz kozee in ur Han
Steealin in ur Harrtz is mai simpul plan
Waitin on Skweeezes an Hugz wiffout sinez of releef
So I can has delishus Cheezburgr once I gro sum teef!
Jack.
burma shave
i iz faroshus tygeh! i wiw keel yu wif mah cutenees!
me wurks wif cuut kitteh wat makess heds egxsplodes-we wil tak ofer da wurld suuner wif 2 of us
Ai em feerz! feerz! not kewt! Feerz! Stop sayn Awwwwz!
i is havin problems programmin mai palmkitteh
Hey look!! I eez one of teh kittehs that can roll their tongue!!
Can u do eet?
ur eerloebs ‘tachd too?
mine yez – and i can do teh tongueroll too.
but kittehs? hmm, i can haz earlobes?
Cheezburger goes in here plz thx
Everybody go home. Blog over. There will never be any macro cuter than this.
feroshus kitty is feroshus.
Betr covr yr ears for protekshun aginst grate big tigr noys!!!!!
>mweek
Evbody k? Noe windoe broke?
noeps. i r ded.
I SEE DEAD PEOPLES TYPING!!! O.O
Noe, no windows broke only small aftershox now like Tehos hed sploden.
monitor sploded frum feroshus tyger noiz. big mess wif all da colurz porrin owt onto da desk. mai gooness kitteh… pleez, no moar rawrz!
i can has teef?
till den, put cheezburger in blendah pleez
aww! kitteh looks almost liek an eensy husky puppeh, wif the tongue n all.
mommas got sum splaynin to do!
Sweet? Where do you get off… where do you get “sweet?” I’m not sweet. I’m dark and mysterious and pissed-off and I could be very dangerous to all of you…I’m not sweet, and you should know that about me! I am The Enemy!
:::: pats tinybaby on hed:::: of course you are, dear. we are all skeered to def ob you, shaking in our furs, now, here, curl up wif yur beaniekitty and go sweepy-bye.
Ize bows befur u in ur eevil magstedy, sweer bebeh kitteh! *smooch*
AWWWW……Himz mouf open..nuttin comin owt (mew)
BaaaaBOOM.
Yur in gud hanz wif Allstate
Palm Kitteh say: “Demz not buttons ladeh…no have removed!”
I’m not sure if this has been posted yet, but ichc is in a newspaper! A reputable news source!
http://tunteella.xerc.biz/1117.jpg
oh cool, wut newzpap0r wuz eet?
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/4862013.html
Alas, I do not know.
It was sent to me by a friend … who had it sent to her by another friend.
Dat is Houston Chronicle. I can tell by da pixels.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/4862013.html
Is from Houston Chronicle. Link in sidebar. (Apologies if this double-posts.)
Attack cat says “mew… erm i mean CHARGE!”
Dis kittee luks sad. Is him otay?
He looks like he’s about to either yawn or sneeze.
Kitteh probly worrit about bein twenny miles off flore an away frum mom.
Don’ worry, babeh! We put yu down sooo gentle, rite after JUS ONE MOR kisskisskisssnorgle hug sweetiesweetie everlovincuddlin jellybene kisskiss hug shnorgleshnuggle soosoffandteeny coocheecoo kisskisskiss…
can I borro kitteh more teh snorgeling now?
“I’m gonna be a mighty king, listen to me roar!”
(qwote fwum favwit movee Lyon King)
As I’d click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing – If I – If I – were King!
mini-tiga.
I’m in yer man-paws makin teh cute.
Bless you, little buddy!
WAY too cute.
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
all ur AWWWWWWW iz belong 2 us
it dint teh werk. so pretendz plz brakits iz html brakitz
[ferocious] skary kitteh [/ferocious]
Step twos. U put silva spoonz in ma mouth.
I iz a FEERCE kitteh!! SEE MAH KYOOTNESS, AND DAI!!!
I R SCARY!!!! PUT ME DOWN
[...] dis wun goez rawr 2. [...]
I no has teeths but I nom yu meeses to peeses!
*hed splodes frm kwootness*
kitteh: look,i maded his hed asplode wif my fircness ^w^