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i has nuthing to ware


i has nuthing to ware

uhm office-working kitteh… u gonna be late for work.

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  1. Duffy says:

    I does the blak cloes, then Midnite does the wite cloes.

  2. I’s in ur shurt drawer
    Sheddun mah wite furr al ova ur darke shurts.

  3. Betsy says:

    Im in ur lonjeray, tuchin ur undies

  4. tehbias says:

    kitteh needz 2 put ona bikinee n get sum rayz!!? kitteh lookin’ a lil pale.

  5. horseangels says:

    if u forgets teh kitteh litteh u in for surprizez

  6. rosie says:

    iz in yr cloves
    luvin them

  7. Matt C. says:

    I wud go owt tanite, but i hasn’t gotz a stich to whar!

    -Morrissey kitteh

  8. The Crapture says:

    vampire-cat tries to escape from the first rays of sunrise

  9. Noes, Durtee ones go ofur dere!

    kthxbai

  10. Menopaws says:

    Victoria no longer haz secrets.

  11. emyp says:

    o hai
    im here 2 borrow ur cashmeer

  12. Flo says:

    Mebbe nekst time iz gonna share mai close wif de Sunglass Kitteh

  13. Hareoic says:

    Cannot see voting page! I swarez I logged in! Sumbody halp meh! Pleaz!

  14. chocochu says:

    o poor kitteh u an me bof.
    mebba we can has clothes swap?

  15. Charity says:

    OCD kitteh mus sort shirts by color in affabeticle orderz!!!

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      OMG…hoo folded deez clozez??? I gotta fold em agin….no, dats not rite…gotta fold em agin….no, dats not rite eether….damn…..I jus gotta keep doin it till tehy look puuurrfekt…crud! Dam OCD!

      • Flartus says:

        an den they must to be warshed again beecawz nao they has kitteh furz all over.

        • yvi-kitteh says:

          lol, when i read ur comment flartus, i waz like, WTF?
          why did he write “furz”? O.o

          furz is teh german word for “fart” lol…

          i gotz eet nao, u meant furs – lots of kitteh hair…

          i eez mixin up languages – need to go to bed. eez 11.16 pm here ^^

          • Menopaws says:

            Yvi said “fart!” Will nevr look at fur quite teh same way again… what German word for “poot?” Me and ‘lissa wanna know.

            • Melissa says:

              Yes plz….poot an pee?

            • yvi-kitteh says:

              oh lol, u guyz!

              well i eez sry about teh furz-connecshun! :]
              and i did not mean to use baaaaaaaaaaaaddd 4-lettar-wurd! but datz wut i saw there. ;)

              i suppoze poot eez same as poop? well teh verbz are poop – kacken (wich is kinda rood… baby talk wud be “kackern”) and pee – pullern (which is baby/kiddy langwitch too)

              u haz strange translashun interests? LOL

            • Melissa says:

              kackern pullern heheheheee…
              I has german ladiees in Bakery at werk…. I caint wait to use werdz day gotz gud sense of hoomor.

            • yvi-kitteh says:

              hehe, i admit i’m kind of curious nao. :D in what type of situation wud u be using deez wurdz at a bakery? :D

            • Duffy says:

              I had good fren last name “Poe” like Edgr Aln, went to Germny to sing profeshnly and had to chg name becauz of evrbody snikkering…seem htat “Poe” is like “Poo-poo” in der Deutsch city wher she was.

            • yvi-kitteh says:

              Po (spelled just like Poe) is the cutesy word for butt. :D

  16. Furst Aide kitteh practissung teh haimlick manoover.

  17. Flartus says:

    oh noes! Mom finded my catnip stash!!!1!

  18. D.R. says:

    okey iz cazual dey at offis

    i iz lookin fer mah comfee panss

  19. BonzoGal says:

    dOOd, wut dis magazeen ai find heer unner ur unnerwarez???

  20. tribble says:

    nones mah sox match!

    • yvi-kitteh says:

      kitteh was pwnd by teh sock monstar ^^
      it livz under beds and in teh washer/dryer and eats sockses, but no pairs just single ones :D

      • Menopaws says:

        Iz littl known fact that orphan sox disappear into a big worm hole, where they are joined by the keys u been looking for all week. Iz true!

        • yvi-kitteh says:

          deez worm hole also gotz mah bottle of shampooz that haz gone missing? ^^

          • yvi-kitteh says:

            when deez happund to me… i said to bf… u can measure ur level of alzheim0rz by teh size of fingz u loose…

            keys and socksez r so tiny! :D

  21. snaillady2 says:

    Der haz got 2 B sumin in here for Brayziliyun kitteh…i noes it!

  22. Melissa says:

    STOP! JAMMIE TIME!!!

  23. jc says:

    Better caption with a double meaning: “i has nothing to warez”

  24. Lisa says:

    Foar teh last tyme – yoo keep yoar stufz on yoar syde! Now moov it!

  25. tashabear says:

    Ur sherts needs moar ventilayshun. Heer, I fix.

    Whyt kitteh meks me homesik for mah whyte kitteh, Max. Him duz stuff like dat to mah husband’s belleh.

  26. monkey says:

    PANTEE RAEDZ!!!

  27. Melissa says:

    WHAR MAH GLITTAH THONG?!?
    DAMMIT!

  28. david says:

    “droors needses handuls dammt! sik of hassing to dig throo ur droors to gets to myne…”

  29. Chitinmaster says:

    I quite like that shot acutally.

  30. gretchen says:

    DATS MAH KITTEH!!! yay i so happeeeee!

  31. expat says:

    Ware mah mittenz??!!!

  32. Cat-i says:

    ware teh staiped shirt! makes u look tin!

  33. MoNkEy says:

    I’S IN UR DRWARS GITTEN HARE ON UR CLOTHEZ!

  34. kel-c says:

    o noez! teh kitteh iz makin muffinz all ovars mah cloves!

  35. KT says:

    I culd not stop laffing at dis! My mom say, “what?” and I say, “CHEEEEEEEEZBURGER!” and she say, “uh-oh”

  36. Bugsey says:

    Yah suposed to wear yer fancy fur yah naughty kitty!
    don wori about dem vegans i wont tel (hush)

  37. Alison says:

    Sir Laurence of Boxer Shorts!

  38. CwazyBen says:

    I tellz u to clen litterz box. Now U lissenz. Now… U lissenz.

  39. Bdijk says:

    I’S IN UR DRWARS, LOOKING FUR YUR GUN

  40. Misk says:

    did u miss ur dayte?


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