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I does the blak cloes, then Midnite does the wite cloes.
I’s in ur shurt drawer
Sheddun mah wite furr al ova ur darke shurts.
oh hai. Dis nu baffroom?
Im in ur lonjeray, tuchin ur undies
ROFL, win! Pervy kitteh!
Drawercat is in UR ‘drawers’.
im in ur drawwares, gettin in ur drawwares…
kitteh needz 2 put ona bikinee n get sum rayz!!? kitteh lookin’ a lil pale.
Kitteh has tu be carefull — ears can get sunburnt ow ow nose tu!
if u forgets teh kitteh litteh u in for surprizez
iz in yr cloves
luvin them
I wud go owt tanite, but i hasn’t gotz a stich to whar!
-Morrissey kitteh
vampire-cat tries to escape from the first rays of sunrise
Noes, Durtee ones go ofur dere!
kthxbai
Victoria no longer haz secrets.
Wud somewun gif tu me a rag tu kleen my keybord…agin!! Meno…yu keep dis up an mai bossez ar gonna no I m not be wurkin!
Aw, tell ‘em, “Doan get ur panties in a twist!” (Easy 4 me to say!)
OMG, victoria’s a guy, ba dum dump…
Victoria is speld “L-O-L-A”
v appropreeit 4 dis site, non?
I lubs dat moovie Victor Victoria.
o hai
im here 2 borrow ur cashmeer
catsmere only plz
or charmouse
Angora, sillee.
Mebbe nekst time iz gonna share mai close wif de Sunglass Kitteh
Cannot see voting page! I swarez I logged in! Sumbody halp meh! Pleaz!
o poor kitteh u an me bof.
mebba we can has clothes swap?
OCD kitteh mus sort shirts by color in affabeticle orderz!!!
OMG…hoo folded deez clozez??? I gotta fold em agin….no, dats not rite…gotta fold em agin….no, dats not rite eether….damn…..I jus gotta keep doin it till tehy look puuurrfekt…crud! Dam OCD!
an den they must to be warshed again beecawz nao they has kitteh furz all over.
lol, when i read ur comment flartus, i waz like, WTF?
why did he write “furz”? O.o
furz is teh german word for “fart” lol…
i gotz eet nao, u meant furs – lots of kitteh hair…
i eez mixin up languages – need to go to bed. eez 11.16 pm here ^^
Yvi said “fart!” Will nevr look at fur quite teh same way again… what German word for “poot?” Me and ‘lissa wanna know.
Yes plz….poot an pee?
oh lol, u guyz!
well i eez sry about teh furz-connecshun! :]
and i did not mean to use baaaaaaaaaaaaddd 4-lettar-wurd! but datz wut i saw there.
i suppoze poot eez same as poop? well teh verbz are poop – kacken (wich is kinda rood… baby talk wud be “kackern”) and pee – pullern (which is baby/kiddy langwitch too)
u haz strange translashun interests? LOL
kackern pullern heheheheee…
I has german ladiees in Bakery at werk…. I caint wait to use werdz day gotz gud sense of hoomor.
hehe, i admit i’m kind of curious nao.
in what type of situation wud u be using deez wurdz at a bakery? 
I had good fren last name “Poe” like Edgr Aln, went to Germny to sing profeshnly and had to chg name becauz of evrbody snikkering…seem htat “Poe” is like “Poo-poo” in der Deutsch city wher she was.
Po (spelled just like Poe) is the cutesy word for butt.
Furst Aide kitteh practissung teh haimlick manoover.
hamlick? kitteh do!!!!!
oh noes! Mom finded my catnip stash!!!1!
WWWIIIINNNNNN!!!!!
iz heers teh ring of experience in them exalmashun poyntses, cbsb??
hehehehe!
hei hei, flartus! I’s neber telll.
Win!
i waz thinkin something along teh lines
kitteh hid sumfink secret and nao its gone, kitteh eez goin crazy searchin.
iz like house ^^ oh noes, they haz takin mah vicadinz *g
Fust ting I fot 2. “O noes, hope she dun reed mah direy!”
okey iz cazual dey at offis
i iz lookin fer mah comfee panss
dOOd, wut dis magazeen ai find heer unner ur unnerwarez???
kind of ironikle that teh magazines u finds in teh unnerwares drawer has gots pitchers of peepul wut gots no unnerwares
dis tu funnie. fulla kitah cutenes!
nones mah sox match!
kitteh was pwnd by teh sock monstar ^^
it livz under beds and in teh washer/dryer and eats sockses, but no pairs just single ones
Iz littl known fact that orphan sox disappear into a big worm hole, where they are joined by the keys u been looking for all week. Iz true!
deez worm hole also gotz mah bottle of shampooz that haz gone missing? ^^
when deez happund to me… i said to bf… u can measure ur level of alzheim0rz by teh size of fingz u loose…
keys and socksez r so tiny!
Der haz got 2 B sumin in here for Brayziliyun kitteh…i noes it!
STOP! JAMMIE TIME!!!
Kan’t tuch dis….
LOLZ. I ♥ the Dad’s day ‘mershal. Singin’ Hammer card. Balding guy in Hammer pants. Too funnez!
OH YEAH!! So phunnie….
argh ;o)
Dis whut me & mah hubz sez at nite….’bout 9:00.
Better caption with a double meaning: “i has nothing to warez”
Foar teh last tyme – yoo keep yoar stufz on yoar syde! Now moov it!
Ur sherts needs moar ventilayshun. Heer, I fix.
Whyt kitteh meks me homesik for mah whyte kitteh, Max. Him duz stuff like dat to mah husband’s belleh.
PANTEE RAEDZ!!!
WHAR MAH GLITTAH THONG?!?
DAMMIT!
I’s wayrin it ‘lissa! An I’s not has 2 b gibbing it bak!
ok……I warez it 48 times an NEVAR wash!
Were it nawt hummin from da funk?
ewwwww!!!….hahahahahaha!!!!
haha, u guyz! if i wuz moar awake and not at wurk i wud srsly luff out loud! *ggg
glittah fong!! haha ^^
“droors needses handuls dammt! sik of hassing to dig throo ur droors to gets to myne…”
I quite like that shot acutally.
DATS MAH KITTEH!!! yay i so happeeeee!
Congwats, gretchen. Ur kitteh is gore-geeus!
Luk lyk she b kneeding ur “maykin bikits.”
Ware mah mittenz??!!!
ware teh staiped shirt! makes u look tin!
I’S IN UR DRWARS GITTEN HARE ON UR CLOTHEZ!
o noez! teh kitteh iz makin muffinz all ovars mah cloves!
I culd not stop laffing at dis! My mom say, “what?” and I say, “CHEEEEEEEEZBURGER!” and she say, “uh-oh”
Yah suposed to wear yer fancy fur yah naughty kitty!
don wori about dem vegans i wont tel (hush)
I heard dat, will do de vegan IN my show @ Faux Meows!
Sir Laurence of Boxer Shorts!
I tellz u to clen litterz box. Now U lissenz. Now… U lissenz.
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I’S IN UR DRWARS, LOOKING FUR YUR GUN
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