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poor kitteh, listen to callah order the buttonz on thar internetz. Most Boring!
MMMMMmmm viabratin feelz good on mah faces. Doant anser…MMMMMmmmmm
Privacee plz??? Keep callin… MMMMMmmm……
kitty has relationship ADD – I know it all too well
“wait, you’re breaking up… what did you…” (click)
can u heer me NOW?
(sry… was lame, but had to.)
kitty seriously needs to call 970-BAIL, the number you call when you know you should break up with someone but mainly just need to be told to do so
sample call: ” he did WHAT ??? he said WHAT TO YOU ??? BAIL !!! BAIL !!! ”
only $.99 a minute – operators are standing by
No, sell. SELL!
I’m on yur cell fone…doin insider tradin!
evr convo i has evr has. hate hellofone.
I’m on ur cellie, changin ur ringtonz
i’m on ur cell, uzin up ur minitz
I’m on ur cell, catchin ur signils.
uh huh. uh huh. uh huh. rly? what abowt — huh?
uh huh. right. uh huh.
Oh dat remines me — huh? uh huh. I rly haf ta — huh? uh huh.
uh huh.
uhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
OMG! You know her too?!?!?!!!! LOL!
Wow, kitteh be tawkin to mah mummah!
Kitteh, doan feel bad. I do teh saem fing–sumtiem, I jus hoald teh phone awae frum mah hed until I hears no tawking, den I go “Oh rly?” and den hoald it awae agenz.
Onlee wae I can has sanitee.
i can has fone secks?
uh huh. right. uhzzzz.
j/k
kitty is calling 970-TUNA … it’s the sound of a can opener on the other end
oh, i lol’d. is evry kittehs dreem cum troo.
” uh-huh ? yeah ? so, what are you wearing ? a white, evil scented flea collar with a little silver bell ? that’s hot … “
Yakityyak. I has cellfones. i nevar uses. Text? fuhgedabowtit!!
Plz to put down fones when ur drivin?
blahblah bockbockbock!
I like talkin ’bout gumz chewin gumzz…
k.. Iz all fiyrd up,,goin to bedz….luvyazbuhbai!
Oh, man … doan evn get me startd on teh lousy drivrs an ther stoopid cellfones! Or u in a restrawnt an teh fones goin off left an rite … yak, yak, yak. SHUDDUP!!!!!!
Seen bumpr stickr: HANG UP AND DRIVE! Do want.
Very cuteeeeeeeeeeee! I love cats!
Oooh, lemme call U bak, iz taime fur KitBusters!!!
sombiddy tell kitteh taht wen da tellemarkiterz call, u haffa sayz:
DO. NOT. WANT.
(I achually did this yesterday, without thinking (yup i’m a goner), and it ttly wierdeded out the guy — he skittled rite off).
Hay! Thanx for the tip, Pittypat! Ushooly i just put teh fone on teh tabl an let them talk … finaly it dawn on them nobody listening (they can probly heer me an hubby talkin in backgrund), an sumtymes they get rilly PIZZD! Iz fun.
he he he, u iz big meano, menopawz.
in a good wayz!
Yeah…I’m gonna tri dat wun maiself!!!!
i jus callded to say i wub u.
lyk sry, bzee… Call me bck on caturday!
I turnz off teh stoopid fone on Caturday!!!!!
uh oh…is we goin to has to call you cranky ol’ ladee nao?
no way…I m nevur kranky…..I just gotz “charming idiosyncraciez” damnit!
ur…ur in mah fizx lab?
o noes, culd it be treu? Steven Hawkitteh iz here wid us? yayz. hero.
Ohai. You deliver me cheezburger?
Poor kitteh on hold for custmr servis rep sinz THREE HOURZ. See glaze xpreshun? Tu much elvatr musik.
Iz called “Kustomer NO-Service”!!!!
i’z a catolescent–i duznint has enything to sey, but i’s still on teh phone.
WIN.
Oh noes now ah kno who dey get to make all dem telemarkeeterz callz at deener tyme!
Dis one mayd me bust owt laffin. I iz at werk. Iz not so gud, akshrly.
iz dominoes? i can haz cheezburgr? or for or five?
o sorree unca jake, i not meen to step on yer paws.
Can’t TXT message – no thumbs!
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS
I did fallen n cant gets up
that is my cat. for real. how’d you get this picture?