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when i see those scratched, dirty glasses…iam instantly getting headaches….my glasses need to be really clean…otherwise my head hurts after some while
kitteh already haz headaches. needs teh glasses to protect her hangovarheadz from teh bright sun lights! :]
catglasseas
OCD kitteh first thawt: “Must clean dose glasses four yu. Hold still, K?”
Dis is hilarity to me. Must be meaning I is old. If you is can’t sing the comment under submission info, you is not kewl ’nuff for dis post!
AI LUV KOREE HARTE!
True dat!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw4qqQqTrY – Cory for teh babeez and teh hippily challenged! Dis is why dose of us who wuz live in de 80s can not understand why kidz dese days tink 80s cool. 80s so not cool.
u can be mah wingman netime
B-S. You can be mine.
LOL
Iz da hiwey to de danschur zone…
Top Gun rulz
hai dere…I is TomKat.
I brot u a Goose…but I eeted it.
Iz trien tfin hiway t teh dangir zon – hav U seen it?
oh hai, hwy 2 dangur zonz wuz dat-wayz
but I eetid it.
not so grate, akshuly.
“I’z be bak!!1!”
Kitteh’s future so bwight, she *gotta* weer shadz…
Damn!! Yu beated me tu it!
Well, I’m heavenly blessed and wordly wise
I’m a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes ….
Sigh. That was my high school graduation theme.
That song are bout nuclear wars!
Me too, and I tried explaining to the grad committee what the song was ABOUT, but they just replied “Well, like, it still SOUNDS cool.”
Amethyst42–wotta cool name! Kinda makes me wonder if I know u from somewherez…prolly just one of dem intarwebz coinky-dinks, tho. Intarwebz are full o dem….
Iffen dat wre yr grad-song, tho, u deffinitely in rite age-grp. Hmmmm….curiouser an curiouser….
Nookulur kiti!!
U lyk my glasez? …is OK, not 4 evry1
hehe dis made meh giggle >.
it’s corey hart cat!
Iz in yur club, showin’ mah glammur
i is Dame Ednah
Br1tn3yz bra dun stuck n my w1zkrs
d4mn!
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Que?
After much tranzlashun, and much hedakes i has discoverd it say “anyone who can read this needs help.” nao i has migrain and needz teh shades.
Bwaaahahahahahhh!
Elv-hiss haz left teh bilding.
I’s iz BOOTSY!
i seeks the ’80s
WHY????????????????????????????
hahahahaha! Oh yess, we all missez the fantastik clothes an fabulus hair. Not!
I’s akchewally misses 1984. Wuz mah bess yeer sew far.
It wuz gud yeer. I hasnot sirpast it yt.
Ooooh kitteh bebe, u is fly!
No, i meen srsly, u is a fly!
migraine kitteh sez: Turn off thos lites and stop wit lowd noizez!
… and bring mommy her cocktail
I useto get migranez, tu….but tehn I divorzed him!!! LOL!
I heer u, darlin! Divorz iz also a quik way to shed 150 lbs. of uglee fat (or more … i stoled that from sumwon)!
i nebar even gotz to teh migraine part, or teh marriage part. *hrhr*
i eez not so pashunt i guess ^^ whenevar i startz thinking “deez guy needs to get a brain / life / whatevar” i sayz byebye pretty soon ^^
oh dear child, it jus prooves yu smarter dan mos peepul!
hm, no, maybeez just youngar
i eez only 29. but i haz teh ADD. eet makez me rath0r impashunt wif ppl. maybe, when i get older, i might want to need sumone for a longer time.
right nao i really like being independent and following my urges. (boyfrend eez sitting alone on teh balcony – i needz ma ICHC timez!)
I can has teh ADDs, to.
Mah medicashen halps meh git upp in teh moarning briyt i-ed an booshee tayled. I’s can has luvs mah medicashen.
Dunno if eet halps meh fokuss tho.
Stil impashunt wiff da peepels.
hey catt butt
well, meds help me wif all kinds of stuff, makes mornings easier, makes wurk less annoying, makes dealing wif ppl at wurk easier… not so much wif teh ppl that i am close to… i guess its just becoz its gotten so much of a habit alreddy to be all impashunt and annoyed wif thoze ppl.
and about teh focus… eet halps to calm down all teh surrounding noises etc, but still needs motivation and lots of want to focus on sumfink
Yeah…I also has teh ADD…but at my….um…mature age…I m now just trying to use “behaviur modifikation” insted of meds….costs too much munnies…
On teh positive side….mos of us ADDer’s gotz the fabulotastic imaginasuns!! An lotz of energees (even tho i m an ol fart)
I *always* annoid an impashunt … mai husban wud probly say I has the PITAS (Pain In The Arse Syndrome), so maybee I had the ADD, tu? Alot of how u describ self, COL, sound lik me, also.
dint we discus habing dat photo taken ob da poster children for adult ADD earlier? purrobly furgot to send out da memo. or hire da photographer.
i not on da meds enymore neithfur, so i wake up in da morning bright-tayelled and bushy-eyed. it not greyt, akshually.
@ CrazyOldLady
i eez wary glad, dat my healf insurance pays for teh medz! i only haz to pay 10€ for each package, rest is paid by them. wurk wud sumtimez be hardly possible wifout teh medz. *sigh*
and yez, i gotz teh imaginashunz! i haz eez so full of funnayz!! i haz lots of goofy moviez and thoughtz goin round ma head very often!
i akshualy sumtimes find mahself just laughing out loud becoz of stuffz in mah hed 
*gg*
i gotz teh energeez as long as i can do wut i want to do
office eez draining me out tho. 
DO NOT WANT 
but i needz teh moneyz, so i puts up wif eet (like bus cat) *g
@ Menopaws
there r free ADD tests on teh intarwebz. they can helpz u get a clue, eef u might haz eet!
@tenhousecats
i kinda wake up like that. i dont get out of bed, i jump out of bed, and den, i run into a wall lol, sumtimez… eetz like, my body eez all awake, but brain beez still asleep
dun’t be afraidz of the cat in shades, oh noes…
U’z can’t handle mah bling.
Elton John kitteh says get bak honky kat
Buh Buh Buh Burger an teh Cheezzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. *plinkplinkplinky* *plink*
Iz wee rrly old if wee sung Elton John tune b4 Corey Hart tune?:)
we is NEVUR old unlez we think we r!!
Age, schmage … Paul McCartney jus turned 65 (65???) yesterday … belated Happy Birfday, Paul … an next time, think wit the *other* hed! (I LUVS Paul)
i LUVS Paul too!!! In fact, I be lisnin’ to his new album right now! *sigh*
i clyme tree n thro poop on porl. y0k0 shud off him. wld b funee
i know elton john, never heard of the other guy or the song. or i forgot about it ^^ in diz case it wud mean my alzheimers is way better than yours! lol ^^
elizabeth taylor kitty says “bring me a bloody mary, I’ve got a wicked hangover”
purrrrrfekt!
elton john kitty says “I left my sinuses at studio 54″
*snort* FTW!!! XD
Iz one of the oldsters that thawt Elton John before Korey Hart. Iz an old phart.
i iz a old phart too an dang proud uv it! heh heh
Old phart n prowd ovit! Now hanz me mai walkr…
i iz ol phart…
bin dere
dun dat
haz tshirt!!
Pimpin iz mah bidness…and bidness is good…
Starchild sez: That’s the law around here, you’ve got to wear your sunglasses…
p-funk kitteh= win
(kitteh not only moevs, it can remoev)
these goggles !!! they do – oh wait …
Kitteh tek care of Parhiss’s shades wile she’s gone. She teh new partee gurl in town, wach owt!
Paw-hiss?
Glam kitteh is glam.
Glam ROCK kitteh is glam.
Dat’s whut I furst mint.
Knot mutch bettur secund tyme. Ha!
Kitteh in sunglasses=WIN (and is wai coolr than me)
oh, and:
“So I can, so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines…”
w00T! Dat song roxxorz my soxxorz!!
“I wear my sunglasses at night so I can keep track of visions in my eyes…”
I’z not dat cool, teh optemootomertist jus dylimotated me iblls. Ow.
I know exzactly what you mean. DO NOT WANT!!
(i hope that works)
hyphy-cat wairz teh stunna shaeds bettr than u
Trend Setter Cat says: “wunz not enuf! nex seezun evreebodees be wareing 2 i pachz!”
(korse by den i will has wareing tree or fore)
I’z not Paris …I’z not Linsey ….I’z only hungoverz kitteh
I IZ Posh Spice!
Has You Seen ‘Becks’?
sunglassez @ knight?!?! Eye knot has visiun!
B-)
And you kept it going till the sun fell down. You kept it going
He Be Elvis
zomg!!1! dis ma favrite song! i canot stop laffing!
lol how cute!!!!!