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oh kitteh…if you want brazilyun yous gotta go with the pros…
i is thinken about goen poodle style fur summer. what u think?
Too much information, bebbeh!
I’d be lion if I tole you that was a good look for youz.
muh persian J-cat looked lik dat oncz. He wuz mbarased n hided – put hiz head unner duh tabulcloth n thot we couddn’t see him at all!.
i has skin.
HAPPY DADDY’S DAY to all with Furkids or two-leggers. I am going to be 50 dis year and my father is still “Daddy”. Dont cares who knows. Pllhhhtt! Him once sign a card to me as just “Dad”. I say who gabe to you dis permishun? You is DADDY and I is “punkin”- always. ♥
Mah kitiz iz halpinz me grill da fuud foar Hogarf todaye. Kimmit brought him a twizt-tye in da bed, evin. Whut luvvy katz.
What we do w/o teh Furred Ones? I dontz eber want to know. Doctor once toldz me to keep ‘pets’ out of bedroom because of teh sinus infections I got all teh timez. I get new doctor. But it turns out, it was teh apartment ‘bad air’. I move to country w/ my own home- no sinus trubble in 5 years. Bad doctor-no, no.
That is nice of you to wish happy daddys day to every1. our 2 kittehs took their dad to lunch today but were sumwhat surprised wen told they would not be comen along. O well they only contrebuted 2 cents they found under teh bed anywya.
“diz rayzur fing tookd too lawng. Duz waxyng hurt mush?”
“left teh wallit in mai otha pants… i paiz yuo nex week”
Oh poor kitty! My cat had to have an IV installed when she was in the cat hospital so they shave her arm. Cats *hate* having their fur shaved. Totally messes up their look.
Yeah! My RC had her bellies shaved for her spayinz, it took yeeeeeers ta grow back, and allays waz kinna baldy belly….. But she still showed it off sometimes!
Yesh. Veronica, mah beeg, fluffi lilac-point himalayn (wif the bloo eyes) HATESEZ gettin a… uh… “hyjenik” trim on her ass-end (can i sez taht?). She need it cos udderwiz she unintenshunnly carriez a poopy arown teh howz. sumtimez.
Where yu get dat hyjenik trim? I has hyooj kitteh, her dont cleen her bum so good. Her dont like me cleenin her bum neether. I pay munneez for hyjenik trim for hyooj kitteh?
mah poodle haz the same prblm. and doezn’t lyke to do trim him. “butt” i do it anyway.
yeppers, what we in da cat trayde call da kling-ons…
Awww, iz dingulberryz!!! LOL
Dat wun ov da top-10 reezinz I no has long-hayr kitiz. LOL.
Dats wut we calls dem in our fambly, too…dingleberries. Sylvester is a long haird boy, an he got dingleberries quite a bit. Wuz my job to keep the furs groomed…dinna mind (within reason) tho, I was his hooman and he was mah kitteh. Loves is a powerful thing.
yeah, dat’s da othfur werd we cudn’t rememember! just part ob da trayde-off fur all da purrtiness. (lassie were my furst luff interest, aftpurr all, so i gots dis ting fur da long-haired ob all species….)
Kitteh in for won b**tch of a razr rash! *skritch skritch* Nasty!
oh man. not gonna say it not gonna say it …
ok
it itched like hell and the upkeep was a nuisance, but ginger’s shaved pussy made her feel like a pornstar
… so much so, she didn’t even mind when it clawed at the drapes
oh, goddess, purrtect me.
ROTFLMAOTIPIMP!!!!!
(gotta go change ma pants!)
dooood!!!! (groans)
O M G
YESSSS! u prev. ;p I thot it phunnie but i liks da potty hoomr.
yah, well someone was bound to go there eventually. actually what I should’ve said was something like
ginger wasn’t sure why bob asked her to shave her pussy, but mother had warned that her men make some strange requests
I think I’ve seen that T-shirt advertised on The Onion, only featuring a beaver.
You know, the freshwater mammal with big flat tail that has a habit of building dams and lodges out of sticks and mud.
That one.
yes that’s exactly where I stole the idea from
i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1/mom_tom/shave_beaver.gif
um yeah. bingo.
that’s a little freaky.
by the way… I think you transposed “that” and “her”… but it just makes the sentence that much more interesting, if you follow.
little freudian half slip, there
OK: so to counter all the cheap pussy jokes, I offer you the gayest thing I’ve seen all week (and let me tell you, that’s really saying something), which I CANNOT stop watching
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/sos%2Bstonebridge/video/x294gp_stonebridge-sos
OK, all net-rat-isms aside, yes. That’s pretty darn gay. Now, I have seen gayer (“I said what what?”…) but I really don’t know if a GAYEST VIDEO EVAR contest is the best possible idea.
best possible idea? on this site? since when has that ever stopped us? LOL’S
PS: my eyes are still burning from the what what video
and these goggles !!! they do nothing !!!
I found the crustaceans perplexing… are they implying that if you have an oily bisexual beach party you’ll end up with crabs? That seemed to be the take-home message.
i loved it!!!!1!
thx fr sharing, stendhalismo!
but is not the gayest vid evah… sry.
is about meedeeyum…
check out petshopboys 1992 classic “being boring” video, shot in black n white by bruce weber (the dood who does teh A & F sofkor pr0nish stuff). features a hot nekkid guy on a trampoleen, foolin aroun in bubble bath, a donkey, and a chimp on rollerskatez:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTJWmhEOp3s
Hee.
oh noez. I now watch it. Despite the commentary making me think maybe I shouldn’t….
oh… wow… um… WTF with the crustaceans, indeed…. Was like LobsterMagnet, only weird.
Next time I see some hawt bikini babe I grabz a coconut and say, “U make my mountain pulse…”
wait.
No, on second thought, that’s probably illegal in my town.
Now I can’t get “what what” out of my head either. Damn damn damn.
*beating self in head with sticks*
AAAHHHHHH GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
You know, peeps, there was a REASON I didn’t include the URL.
on ur own heds be its (tsk)
A. “take home message?” ah, ur … ;o)
B. no, I think the crab/ lobster thing was just some sort of ‘decrotive motif’. maybe.
C. baby baby baby … AARGH LOL’Z
D. the whole pulsing mountain thing is only legal in vermont, and sweden. so far.
E. yeah, my eyes are still burning from the what what video too – 6 hours later
F. maybe we should just watch kelly do ’shoes’ instead…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMF2Eb0Wa_I
omg shoes.
(iz fave)
rufuzz: wow, some director really likes bruce weber, hope he got some credit for that LOL’Z well, I WAS going to respond with johnny hazzard lip synching to spellbound on youtube, but it was just too dull – I’m think I’m gonna have to go with the lady bunny in pickle suprise instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA
HAMMMMMMMM …
NOT EVEN KITTENS CAN SAVE THIS THREAD NOW
Bah–dum–BUMP!!!!
Thank youse, ladies and germs!
Try da meatloaf, it’s delightful! And don’t forget to tip your waitress!
Say, …we got any newlyweds out dere?
ROFLMAO
*wiping away a tear*
That was beautiful.
iz has a taste. is like chikkin
PObre gato!
Kylie Minogue kitteh azk: U fink dis slit in my zkurt iz too showwy? Too mush leg? I dunno.
U can see dat kitteh strypes alreddy growz bak on legg. Mah tabby boi had little shaving on his side wunce to remove a lump an I wurryed dat hiz strypes wud not match up when dey growed back. But dey came in purrfectly! Kitteh sayd “oh, mommy, u duzzent has wurry foar my strypes. i has template.”
did a lion cut on one of my purrsians once–bad idea for her, it rly messed wif her self-image, cuz she’d go to cleen herself, and her self weren’t DERE no more. but enyway, she were a black cat, and when her furz grew back, she had darker racing stripes! bery neet.
Brittney Spears kitteh.
ACK!!!!1!!!
Friggin opposable thumbz…..wutever.
I thot it wud be thexy.
Iz not that thexy or graet, aktuly.
Sum pants…please?
Poor kitteh! He’s all “UH OH!!! Awwww, MOM!! I’m jus lyin here all breadbasket comfy, tryina git well, an you takes ma pitcher!!!! Ma street kred goin down alreddy!!!”
But I lurves hims cutie pie face and stripey nekkid leg!!! Cuddle shnugle da kitteh!!!
ICANHASCHEEZBURGER response to losen’ street kred:
Sorry dude you now got awesome mom cred (+1), also serious dad cred (+1), trust us, we feedz you much better than street frenz, better cuddles and accoutrements also.
Dude you now got I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER CRED, worf like 100,000,000x ur so called “street” cred.
cutie pie fase say “wy u do this to meez????” Pore bb. I had big ol’ fluffins name Emerson, hadda shave is tale wunst for owie, he was soooo embaras. An kep sittin on shavd owie stichd spot, ow ow hurted. Ozzer kittehs laffed at him, I dink. Neded much cudle-shnugle.
Iz gud ting u sed kitteh is OK now–bcuz dat, wiffout question, is SADDEST expression I’z EVERRR seen on kittehface. Get da poor kit a blanket, or a towel, or a paperbag to put ovr himz head, or SUMTHIN! he cleerly embarrassed.
Humilicat is humiliated. Is full of owwie and sad.
GET DIS KITTEH A CHEEZBURGER!
STAT!!
Take won snorgle an won squee, repeet evry tu owers, an call me in teh mornin.
Kitteh no haz tellfone so is ok if callz u in teh mornin by tapping ur fayce wif pawz u and stikkin cold wet nose in ur eer? kthx.
haha! Yep, kitteh’s no-fail alarm clok! That, an the breething on yur eyelid ting they do … u be deep in teh land o’ nod, an feelz that littl vapor on ur eye … kitteh breth.
Then ther be the whiskr tickl …. oh, they hav manee wayz to awaken u, yes?
Mah tootsie allus got mah feets. Now dat wuz one meen kitteh. She lived to 23 or 24. Got her when I wuz 15…an she died when I wuz 39. Pick her up HISS growlie growlie. Pettin allus on her termz. She wuz also vary playful and lotsa fun.
We hadda game where she wud hide unner mah bed an I wud run down da hall an jump on mah bed.. she wud jump onna bed all poofy an archy and STAND THERE untill i moved….a hand or a foot. She’d attack whatever part wuz movin..boom boom den run unner da bed an wait for me to run down da hall again.
Crazee ass baby…
OOOoooeeee!!! I remember one nite, I wakes up an theres a GLOWING GREEN SKULL about an inch from my blurry-no-glasses-just-woked-up eyeball!!!
Turns out Roscoe was on my chest,and his black pirate collar wif white skulls and crossbones glowed in da dark….. Lil brat!!
An one time my firs hub was sleepin an lightly snoring. Mellie was on his chest, and ebry time he snore, she put her paw on hims mouf to catch the lil animal in der makin dat noiz!!!!
Willem da best bed kitteh ebbers, he just stretch out nex ta me and be all warm an purring. Only wake me up if fud bowl empty. Den he tickle me wif whiskerz…
too sweetz.
Willem is such a cool name!!!
mah Serenity-kitteh (AKA Squeezle)… she woked me up dis AM by juz walkinz on my face…. I woked up wif 1 bak-pawz on my cheekz and 1 bak-paw on my temple…. and a catbutt directly above my eye…. lovely….
oh dis gonna bee uh problim
i sues yu
i sees yu on da Juj Joodee show, buddie
iz no play no moor. uz takes strip poker too seriuz!
bet this don smell lik fish.
Y u keep callin “here kitteh, kitteh”? Cant u see I is Frecnh Poodil???
(Yet another sad case of species identity disorder).
Iz not chickin feigh.
Iz kitteh legg.
Meh leg? Nothin wrong wit meh leg. Don know what u talkn bout. *tra la la*
WIN! Not me – sum oder cat lookin sily.