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omg get outta da pewl!!!!!
Hmmm…dis chickie soup ain’t cooked all da way thru! Send it back!
Fear teh mytee KEET OF DOOM!!!!!
is a lolkeet!
iz not a keet iz a kwaykur parrit
dems is moar big than keet but moar small than kokatoo
i has too of dems named lucie and wasabi (cuz she iz green likes da horsradich at sooshee plays)
dems talk lots!! mine b sayin “whut u doin?” rite now.
OMgosh I ♥ birders. I has a peachy named Raku. Yes, named after a bootiful pottery stylez. He’s my ‘birdman’. It’s said they don’t talk but him has learned to mimic me saying the word “Chirp”. When I’z in nother room he “chirp, chirp” to get me to respond. And then “tick, tick, tick”. HE tattles on his kitteh siblings when they’z naughty. I hear scream from the den, and I yell ” get off the ET center” and then I hear the responding “thunk”. ‘Cause kitteh was on top looking down on birdie houz. Rakubird looks up and see a puttitat- he scream.
birdies are great. lovebirds seldom talk, you’re lucky. i used to have a canary who would tell on my cat when he snuck in to drink bird water… he didn’t want birds, just bird- flavored water it seems. 8D
I know a cat who does the same, but with the fishbowls… he doesn’t seem to want to nab the fish, only to drink the fish-flavored water. Weird
SEE? u has birdees an cats! I has a Senegal named Ozzy. Him sweeet boi. HIm LOUD boi. When I leave da howse he screem lik a banshee. Him sez hay buddee an Ozzy an whatca doin? He mimcs da nextel puurfectlee. i had a budgie(in heven) an Ozzy mimics him too RIP Chipper Jones(budgie).
Hubz dunnat wann git a kitteh he think kitteh will hurt Ozzy. I tellz him ovar & ovar, bird will hurtz kitteh. Wutever.
i TOWD you dat lots and lots ob folks got bof kits and birds….. we werk on dat hubz ob yurs, fur shure….
Yess plz.
I had a cockatiel named Boyd, before the peachy. Poor bird sat in a dark apt. because of high AC bills, all the windows were on the West. I only had him for a couple of months and gave him to Pat, my S-I-Law, and he’s a perfect birdie for her. His first word, however, was “shut-up”. Yes, that was my contribution to his little birdie dictionary. Now he sneezes like his Pat, rings the phone, “need more birdseed!!”, “ho-ho-ho mewry chrisssmas” for thank you, wolf whistles and says “you so pretty” only when she naked (bird smart), screeches at my asshole (whoops did I type that outloud?) brother and tells him to “SHUT-UP” (I said bird smart), “sunshine in?” when curtains opened. Many more birdy things, Boyd is best friend to Pat.
I can has kwaykers parretz toooo!!!
Mine talk and sing “mamaduk went kwak kwak”. They ams sooo funneee. I luvs demz and dey lovs their ‘chothers.
FLpatty: What about a wild baby kwayker? I have a person who works on lines and there is a colony here in N. TX. Will that work out for both birdie and me?
Waiter….der’s a bir in mai soop!!
kwyit!! Den evrywun wil wunt wun!!
Fly had fambly mattr tu utend tu. I be fillin in fer him tudey.
Vry much win.
Fank U!
The hotel website said they had a heated pool. This is NOT what I had in mind!
Dis much more cheep dan food prosesser for kitchun.
LOL I iz varee ‘llergik to birdsturz, but when I wuz growy up, I had a parrot named Euclid. (My mumma still has him kuz I no kan keeps him)
Euclid azks foar noo watur in his bowl by making dis gurgly-drain noize. Den my mumma givz him noo watur….. den he taykz baff. Den him damandz noo watur agin kuz now old watur gotz fethurz and dirty-bird ins it. Den Mumma givz him noo watur agin. Den him damands snaks. Mumma givs snaks. Den him eets mozt of him snaks and den putz da rezt in hiz noo kleen watur.
Den him damands noo watur kuz nowe it got krud in it.
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
The things we do for our birdz…..
Euclid sounds way funni tho!
LOL i nvr haz a burd but yorz soundz awesum!
Mah Eukie, him can scream my sister’s name in EXACTLY my mom’s voice… totally funny…. Him whistle and mumble to himself, is so cute. When I brought him snacks, I brought him a TLC granola bar and gave him a piece of it (about a cubic inch)… he ate it ALL and didn’t put ANY of it in his water… so sweet.
My mumma has little parrotlets and lovebirds too - she calls the little birds “binkybirds”, sometimes they’ll all get to screaming at once and Euc will yell “SHUDDUP BINKIES!!!” just like my mom…
He used to freak me out when I lived at home - he could make squeaky-door-and-floor noises in EXACTLY the right pattern so it sounded like someone was walking through the house when I was home alone. He rings like the telephone then answers himself and mumbles. Is vary cute.
Him an African Grey Timneh parrot, very smart. Him just turn 16 this year.
lol@eukie luckily mine are seldom so demanding or i’d pull y hair out 8D
I misses mai birdies….budgies, finches, cockatiels…..messy, but fun!
LMFAO
“Umm, yum… Marge, this chicken soup is delicious! Did you change the recipe? It’s kinda, oh, I dunno… earthy. I like it! And, what are these, croutons? They’re melting…”
“……yeaaaah, uh huh … glad you like it, honey!”
“Bwaak! Polly wanna cracker … [dumbass]!”
lolbird ftw
There used to be a big bird here in a petstore. His name wuz Batman, and if you sang the “Batman” song to him he’d “dance”, and he’d tell you he didn’t have a cracker, and I can’t remember what else. But I used to go into that store and stand there forever talking to that bird. He got adopted and is still ok from what I hear.
Eukie sounds awesome!!!
Put it in de freezer and you got parrot ice
member teh joke about the cussin parrot? Put in freezer for da bad words. Owner opens door to see if him learned his lesson. Parrot says “yes, I be nice and not cuss. But one question. WTF did the chicken do?”
HAW! SNERT! I forgitted dat one! Dats phunnie.
I gots 3 kittehs & 2 zebra finches. 2 kittehs like to “help” when I change de paper on de bottom of de cage, but don’t try to jump & get da cage..
tooked me two hourz to unnerstan it. sigh. i slipping, srsly
eez not so bad tenhousecats
sum pplz have so much funnays in their own headz - makes eet hard to understand others jokez.
firs de baff
den de pedikyoor
ve vont to luk fab-u-luss!
Polly to Kitteh:
I’m sittin on ur hed,
claimin ur world dominashun!
LOLOTR:
What is taters, preshus?
Awrite, whoo left the nest in th oven?
lole lole, some dormmates of mine had a cockatiel that just HAD to eat whatever the people were eating. And if you have him a piece, oh no, that wasnt good enough, he wanted the piece that was on your fork on the way to your mouth. The best/worst time was when i was trying to have miso soup, and he kept climbing down my shoulder, into my lap to get at it. Id put him on the couch and hes just climb back up. He was a bird on a mission. So finally i let him perch on the bowl and have some. He loved it and ended up taking sip after sip, splashing it all the hell over the place and getting it all over his face.
I ate the rest of the soup anyway. >.> I was hungry and it was my last bowl of miso soup.
OMFG. no alternative to tater-fishin da soup. that is so pwning r4nd0m. LMFAOROFBTWFYI…… no… wait —IIYSFFT— yeargh har
What an Adorable little Quaker! *HUGGLES* So Sweet.
Thanks for posting this. My quaker died last year and it put a smile on my face to see another one.
omigosh! i have a birdie who loved to ride on a cats head, my birds afraid to death of dogs