SO CUTE
It’ll make your head explode.
kitty: Tabitha
photo: Anne T.
submitted by: Beth
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Baaa BOOOM! MAH hed! MAH hed! DAMN U ADORABUL KITTEH!
hey kitteh.. i got treetz in mah pocket, mah pocket come on in, will take you with me places. k?
OH GAWD….. how cute wud dat be? to carries dat behbeh ’round in ur pokkit?
Baaa BOOM!
STOP IT!!!
Is zatta kitteh in ur pocket or u jus glad ta see me?
pocket kitteh haz happy tail? ^^
Very happy tail
like it’s on viagra
I’s on ur compuutur skreen
Makin ur insulin levil rize
I totally rock!!! I can’t believe I made I can have cheezburger!!!!
I saw the pic on Cute Overload, and I could not resist.
aaaaaaahhh…
KA-BOOM !!! (splat)
ow .
scanner kitty s in ur bed
makin yur head splode
(que Oh Fortuna from Carmina Burana) SCAN NER KIT TEH … SCAN NER KIT TEH … FEAR THE SCAN NER KI I TTEH *bumbumbumbumbumbum*
You just won all my internets for referencing O Fortuna.
Major win.
large quantities of win
Thanks to you I’m de-lurking AND listening to O Fortuna! Had to be done. Too-ooo cu-uuute!!!!
gawd, i luvs dat tune! big win!
Eye leiks dis sawng 2, an awl de Carmina frum Benedictburen (iz dat it?)
actually now that I look again, kitty kinda has that look drew barrymore would get in firestarter, right before she made things burst into flames, nu?
cues up Prodigy
“I’m teh kitteh-starter…”
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Here has a bandaidz
SMOOO AND SQUEEE AND SMOOO AND SQUEEEEEEeeeeeee.
MUAH!
*boom*
long haired, smooshed nosed cats are NOTTTTTT CCUUUUTTTEEEE. i don’t see it. i just don’t.
and clearly, that’s your loss.
i don’t even think it’s a purrsian, just a tinybaby, a coonie type? who hasn’t started to pop out its profile yet
I don tink he’z a smoochie face. I tink he’z reguuular kitteh.
i tink hims hare jus stiks out moar dan hims nose
Has similar markings to the PixieBob i own
no she’s a persian- a tabby persian and she has a slight smushy face – her dad was a smuchy face and her mom was a doll face and she’s squeaks like a mouse – i don’t know how someone could not think the little munchkin wasn’t the cuttest!!
Leest de noze doan akshelle go IN!
(doze kittehs nevr looks happeh.)
He crazee. Lookit dat teenie widdle mouf! Dat rite dere is enuff to be da cutes…………BaaaaBOOOM!
I gives up.
scientists have found the reason for the BIG BANG… cute kitteh
U phunnie!
fank u Melissa
I triez 
Melissa noes phunnie beecos Melissa b vrey vrey phunnie as wel.
SQUEEETIE PIEZ!
We r members of da mootual admirashun clubz!
today, scientists traced remnants of fur found throughout the universe to an event they call ‘the really big kitten bang’
nono! teh wee-tynee kitten bang! iz wee tynee, but can haz verree big impak!!
wee- tynee! OMG!
This is a big step up from those lousy little mints they used to leave on your pillow.
Fer sure mamasan!
Can you imagine what it would be like to be the housekeeping staff member whose job it is to do the turndown service and push the Kitten Cart from room to room — a whole cart full of sweet, well-behaved bebbeh kittehs?
*head explodes*
It might even be more fun if they weren’t well-behaved…
and i just wonder how meny wudn’t get delibered each nite, but wud find dere way home to da staff member’s houses?????
Mai thotz exacktlee
There is actually a hotel that has cats that you can ‘borrow’ to be your pet during your stay there!
i know! i twied to find da linky, but cudn’t remember enuff detayells to, so dint menshun it….
Haha! That paintz a greyt piktur … teh staffrs goin frum room to room wit the Kitteh Kart, fluffin up teh kittehs … *mew!* *murf!* *oof!* *snickt!*
oh Menopaws, plz do tell me teh name of deez hotel!
me go der tooo!!
Purrrhaps we cud start won …. Teh Cheezburger Inn, complimentary kittehs included (u can hav the stale donuts an crappy coffee … pleh!).
we can haz tofuburger inn for vegitarianz too?
But of course….Cheeztofu Bed & Brekfust Inn. Crumpets & kittehs. Now THAT’S an Kawnteentel bweakfast!
nawt to forget about cookie and sammich ^^ served by teh kittah wif fashun centz
Waitresskitteh wif fashun cents…Ur sammich sir,,,
DERE goes mah hed agin…..BaaaaBOOOM!
melissa, does u haf moar dan 1 hed, or does ony a litl bit go boooom at a tyme?
KITTEN INN – for your kitten away from home
an furr uer inner kitteh?
Yesh. It shorly is.
CUTE.
I has it.
This isn’t actually a metaphor. That is a standard issue kitten-grenade, judging from the long fur, I’d say its old soviet equipment.
FTW!! All da wai.
In Soviet Russia, kitteh kill u wit the kyoot. Komradz.
how silly ob me not to habe rekognized it fur what it be: da soviet bersion ob da mainely coon cat, da siberian kitteh!
dere were supposed to be a linky wif dat, fur dose who thot i were mayking it up. which i wud NEBER EBER do, ob course. http://www.cfainc.org/breeds/profiles/siberian.html
In Soviet Russia, grenades has smoo.
HEEE!!!!1!
Hit teh dek!!!
Floof in da hole!!
ROFL, Melissa- dubble plus WIN!
Fankoo behbeh!
*plof*
*splatter*
Yup, there it went…
*scratchy intercom noise* Cleanup on Aisle 5, cleanup on Aisle 5! */scratchy intercom noise*
-meh-
*fizzle* sorry kiki there’s not much left there to ’splode.
you are cute though.
*NUZZLE KIKI!!*
Oh, it’s the CO “on dee cowsche on a blankie” kitteh. I lurve himz/her!
Yep, that’s a standard-issue fuzzeh kitteh bomb, developed by the Army’s non-lethal weapons research labs. I iz not makin’ this up.
Course u not makin it up! Itz on teh intarwebs, ai red it 2… um… sumware…
.. and as we all know: teh intarwebz eez not lyin!
kitteh make ur hed eggsplode then take ur cheezburger an eets it.
i shoots kewt rays, pplz falls over DED
dat be how day kittehs takes ober the wurld-dey makes all de pepls heds explode-da WORLD IS DERS!!!!
Iz not alrudy? Well, i’ll be a munky’s unkl!
yez.. teh kitteh needz lots of headless hooman zombies, they eez needed to be can openerz and for doing other stuffz that needz thumbs.
Too cute fur werdz.
Dis kitteh blongs ona greeting card……
a greeting card for terrorists and other weapon-crazy folk? *lol*
Spread duh luv round da werld
Damn. Cute. Kitten.
‘nuf said.
I iz befoggin yer minez …
dis not teh bed u sleepin in … u sleepin in teh lawndry roum …
…an U eetz dri kibblz owt of bole on flore wit U fayce…
*crunch crunch* WIN!
I think the comment should be:
NO WAYZ, U SLEP IN KITTYZ BED. DIS 1 B MINE!!!!1!
SO CUTTEE!!!!
sigh it finally happened…
a lolcat made me die wit the cutez.
>expire
ah yes….we new it wud happin wun day!
Um, yeah, we thought the same thing.
“Don’t to seeps awone. U go seep-seeps wid meh?”
kitteh i afraid i rollz over in the nite and lozez you in my bosoms or elsewarz!
Mebbe you sleep on pillo, be more safer ‘k? tks.
“U r gitting tie-tie… sooooo tie-tie…”
++ CUTENESSS!!! Oh noes! Now my heads esploded!!!!! *SLPLOOM*
gee, i gonna miss all my cheezfurrenz whot be eggzplodin all ober da playce….
No wurreez, THC… we’ll re-splode layter.
HAPPEE CATURDAY EVERWUNZ!!!
oh, dood! were wurried fur a bit….
thc….i guess my guess was wrong
i’ll haf to tink of som ober IM name
well, seems i weren’t signed in on all fine IM serbices effurywhere…. in all my names…. twy agin soon….
Happy Caturday Eve
Dat eez Xactly how it starts,,, Den,, Dey growz up N look wat U getz…
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/id/811
dis be my puddy a for Po… Po beez here:
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/id/2068
Dey both B famus, but fer diff rezuns….
Me Famus 2…. fer fergetin codes/…bad PplMa… Bad…solly….*sadz
Plez C&P,,if dis not shoz rite….kthnxbai!!!1!!1
O!! hai!!11 Yea!!! We gotx codezes fer da dmbiez lik mah…. Hip,,Hip… Ya!!1
Oh, crap. All that money for grad school in forensics and nobody taught me how to get brains outta my laptop screen!!!
SPLODE!!!!
toofpick
That would make a very eeeeeeeeeeeenteresting CSI episode.
*saran wraps mah hed to contayn the splozhun*
**[muffled 'splort' sound]**
EEEEWWWW! but kinda cool. but if u holdz it all togevah.. putz in da fridge….
Hmmm I fink iz in strange place rite now…….
*SPLODE*!!!
I ded nao.
Our new line of accent kittens is designed to add much needed cuteness to your bedroom decor.
me needs dat!
I is beter than memoree fome pilloh.
dont breeve, kitteh will blow away
I no splode, but oney bc it would be hard to steal bebekitteh if i sploded. must be in one piece to abduct kitteh across state lines for purrposes of reckless smoo.
I lulz me a reckless smooo…..an mebbe a leetle snorgle of teh tummie!!!
Kitteh kinda has look liek “oh wellz, there asplodez another hed…maybe next hoomin will gives me cheezbrgr…”
Too keeeyoot Kitteh is on ur bedz
Waitin 4 rubbinz on mai chin, eeerz an Heddz
Feelin so small in dis grayt Big room
B4 anudder Hoomin’s Hedd goze BOOM!
Jack.
This is not kitteh, ppls. It is tribbl, wif eyez.
“They be super cute!! I can make purr? DO WANT!”
There you are!!! I been lookin for yu!
estreem kitteh kyootniss cause diabeetus
SO ADORABLE
Warning: may contain unstable levels of cute.
Whoa! Thems fightin words. Does this kitten have what it takes? http://kittenwar.com/
me “rrr”
kittie “y u looking at me”
(Result of a mirror)
Thief.
awww, isnt he da cutest ting ev-
KA-BLORSHCKY!!!
oh, great.
this is NOT i can has cheezburger.
this is a cute cat in poster from hallmark.
i is sleepin, and dis picta pop up on mah computah, and i wake ups to look, an a few minits latah mah head stuk in da ceelin.
*SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
lol!
Its scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
Wai da motavitions!? D8
KABLOOOOOOOOIE!!!!!!!!!! it wuz rite. my hed sploded.
maho maho SPLORT!!!!