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D&D cat says:
My 20 sided die, let me show you them.
i keeps them in mai litter bocks of holding. no one want to steel dis equip ment.
PLEH !!!
any update on your PLEH t-shirt proposal?
I’d really like to find (or make) two shirts:
one black, with with white lolcat font lettering — “FULL OF LOSE AND PLEH”
one white, with black lolcat font lettering — “WIN”
good gifts, for liek, birfdays.
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER can has online store, mebbe?
Try cafepress.com – you cud do it yerownself. Dubblewin!
….and teh partee of teh furst part agreez tew giv the partee of teh sekond part free cheezburgers 4 teh remayndur of teh kontrakt….
Lisa….yu mest be vurry yung…..all of teh older folkzez no dat the feline specheez wood never be lawyers….teh gotz moralz!!
” OMG … I’ve stumbled into a nerd den !!! “
Nerd lair!!
nerd warren
nerd clutch
nerd pocket- complete with plastic protectorz!
actually I meant to say ‘nerd den’
this thread is nerdalicious !!!
sorry (got it wrong twice) meant to say NERD NEST
Nerd pile
dat liek a dog pyle. . .er, kitteh pyle?
uh….Gomer Pyle?
nerd herd! i hearda nerds! darn..i iz wun..pass cheezbrgr plzkthnxbai.
dat da bestest oen-lieks it
nerd nook … a neat niche
NERD HERD (sound of galloping, stops.) NERD …HERD … (galloping, louder, then stops.) …
Hey, Stend….duz dat make Cheeze and Tofu “Nerdherderz”????”
nerd stampede? headin for new startrek movie?
i see yr cheezburgers, frien… an rayse yu ketchoop an fryse!
I casts magik mssle at teh darknez
Reference win!
YES! reference ftw.
dood, is three in teh morning.
where git cheezburgers now?
oooooh wally world.
who ever goes on cheezburger run gets 10xp and 1 get out teh dungeon free card!!
and teh nice scratchy tung clean dishus.
an we wont mess w yer character while yer gone. not even a little.
I cast magic missile at… at… the Story Master! HAHA! J/K GTG mom’s callin me home for dinners.
NO URUK HAI ok….day skeeres meh reely.
LFG Wendyz or Whyt Castl PST
Has dps n tankz, needz heeler k thx!
WAY TOO MUCH AWESOME!
I cast Lvl 3 Cheezburger. You turn into mines bitch.
My house, every Sunday.
lolcats = CR 13
::roll::
U rolld a 2.
Yr +3 Cheezburgr fail.
Orc moovs klosr, thretning tu kuddl u.
What u du?
“orks luks frendlee? ok i puts on mah robe an wizzrd hat”
http://www.mycatwearsclothes.com/images/pheonix2.jpg
^^^ a cat in a wizard hat, on a great site:
http://www.mycatwearsclothes.com/
I can’t quite put my finger on the reason, but I don’t think that’s a real wizard hat.
Although I now have the mental image of that hat on Gandalf, as he stands defiantly before a ROFLling balrog…
ok. ::roll:: orkz snorglez u, u purrz, 10 minutez pass, u go off in search of cheezburgz.
Plz tu roll d20.
U rolld a 17.
Robe an wizrd hat adz +17 tu yr kyootnez stat.
Ork aprochez.
Ork rollz d6.
Ork rolld a 4.
Kuddl is suksesful.
Plz tu roll d10.
1 – U rub hed agenst ork an purrrrrrr.
2, 3 – U aksept kuddl wif kwiyet dignitee.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, ,9 – U strugl an yowl liek u is being hit wif a +10 klub
10 – U show ork yer pokemans
(B’leev it r not, I not pley dat much dah role.)
i dont kno, looks liek a plotting sesshun fur CaLiCo (Calico Liberation Coalition) to me…. we tink da kitteh gettin in touch wif da auxilyary members frum Total Sitehound Werld Dominayshun to plan da upcoming ebents.
“skylar, you dere? effuryting going well on yur end? emeow me bak as soon as pawsible. kthxbai. CALICOOOO”
Skylar here. All is well. Plan going akording to schedule. Meeting just kame to order. Will emeow u bak asap. TSWD powwa. Skylar out. (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
NEENER NEENER NEENER. CaLiCo out, meow tomorrow!
K. wake me if sumfin importnt happens.
we’ll wait til effury else falls asleep. TUDE FUREBER, FTW! da werld be OURS!
I canz taste viktoree. No, wait, thatz not it. SMACK SMACK. furballs
neener?
NEENER NEENER NEENER=We be Calico, and you not be.
CaLiCo=Calico Liberation Coalition, radical, left-paw soshul and pawlitical organizershun, who, wif da hewp of Total Sitehound World Dominayshun, intends to make da werld full ob peace, awsum, cheezburgers, tofuburgers, and multicolored critters of all kinds.
yep every know dat Calicos rule!!!!! NEENER!
y’all on kitty crack again?
http://www.instructables.com/id/EMDCESQF2DSDRAG/
not at all. we srs rebolushunaries. wifout calicos, dere wudn’t be nearly as meny brightly colored cats. wifout calicos, dere woudln’t be nearly as much TUDE. wifout calicos, you codn’t hab litters ob kittuns what looked like easter bukkets.
but it awlways da calicos what get blaymed fur stuff, it awlways da calicos who got dat funny red claw-y stamp on dere file at da vet dat say, “frakshus”.
we gots our own weekly TUDE chat, our own messij boards; still werking on bein recognized as a separate breed –petfinder sure considers us a breed, most peeps tink we are….
TUDE FUREBER! we not need drugs, we gots da furver!
The Beautimous Emmie here….how duz I join….mai hooman so stoopid I gotta take over soon! She kan’t memmer s#@t no more….Pretty soon I gonna haf ta feed mahself…she proally ferget where she putt mah food dish….she alreddy hidz her oan easter egggz!
updated mempurrship info be posted soon! da need be greyt….
neber let a hoomin (or tabby) do what rekwires a CaLiCo’s touch.
TUDE fureber!
i rolls 12 sided die
and killz u ded with vorpal cheezburger.
I at’k with my Super Mega Cool Sword of Lols and rll a 20 on damage check, gets to roll a percentile on damage and u diez for 100 dmg!
Wot u meen, dat not covred by da warrantee? It broken, u fix it now.
Duz candida dry ginger ale go with cheezburgers? Or do I want a fine shiraz
(Dis is for all you who don’t know what da hek dese people are talking about)
here, miss foots, habe some nice vintage katlua and creem, k?
Katula sounds yummy, but I don’t tink I trust vintage creem.
I know. I’ll mix the candida dry with lime sherbrt and habe punch
oh, dat’s sound NYCE! (tho cyber creem be a lot safer dan, well, reel-werld toofpaste and pet-fud dese days)
shouldn’t trust candida dry either… that’s the species of yeast that makes yr harblz itchy…
vernor’s then.
oh, my–we wuz gonna offer dat, but not meny peeps familiar wif it….
Wish I culd find some heer agin.
Vernor’s! Now THERZ a gingr ail wit harblz ….. hurtz a littl goin down, but GUD!
maykes note to stock up on da vernors for da grownd-ups
da spirit of Tessa (dilute calico extraaooordddddddddinarey) sez call da mtg to ordur allreddy!!!! wut happnd to da rulz uv ordur?!?!?! also sez “our day haz rivd – dey all shall rue da dey dey mest wif da CaLiCo!!!!”
welcome bak, babs! tanks fur all yur greyt feeldwerk!
otay, CaLiCo members, tomorrow’s code be, “peel da grapes fur spunky.” got dat?
Greyts cant hab grapes. bad fo dem! can we have bacon instead?
sure can! tofu ones fur da begetarians, too! enyfing pawsible on da innernets, you know!
Skylar not lykes his veggies. twyed a carrot once. PTUI!
we can’tz peel da grapez. gotz no thumbz…
dats why we keep hoomins around!
And the greyt TSWD. We cand call da mtg to ordue til we’re done wit the jorse durves. Shtill eating. SNARF. This tuna casserole is Purrrrrrrfect. Skylar lykes it too.
member, us gots da hed egxplodinin behbeh kitteh wats kab be helpun us–bery bery efectif
What. A. Purty. Kitteh.
I grab hims up and schmoo him on da nosees! SCHMOOOO!!!! So keyute and so geek too, iz purrrfek kitteh for mez!!!!!
I agreez with u. Snorgles this kitteh I must.
evn Yoda wuvs kittehs
All U gotz is teh Canada Dry? Where iz teh Mountain Dew (claw)? Can we has teh Cheetos while we waits for teh Cheezebrgrs to cook?
Whut round iz it nao, ennyway? Needz time to cast my “cutezsmoo of hed asplodin” spellz…
Mountain Dew is in ur fridge, bein ur drinkz.
Geekcat is in ur campaignz, helpin ur partiez
this pic has +15 intel and +10 WIN!
Right on, this is one of the best EVAR.
Linkie to cute cat video
http://www.gozino.net/display_post.php?p=1924
LOL at waving dreaming sleepie taitai kitteh!
Gimme struckshun buk
i tinks yer lyin
OMG! All dese nerdz…put paw out…I can has ride to Dragon Con?
Plz maek dexteriteh roll 2 see if u can keep chzburger wif sleit of hand, or if ork takez it frum u.
I has a sale – Canada Dry +50hp, 20K – no noobs plz
Orc eatz cheezburger. U take 1d8 sadness damage.
I disbeleef!
Oh…. orc no disapeer.
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I steelz your cheezburger wif mah poshun of Cat’s Grace and mah balanse chek of 85.
wow thats a lot of post for a cat pic… here is one more.
Typical bard.
What music is that in front of the cat?
I yooz zoom zoom kitteh formz and runz away wiz cheezbrgr. dr00ds pwnzord j00!
Original photo can be found here (it’s my cat):
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/189811112_d203f94203_m.jpg
I can has reeflecks sav?
he shoulda used Mordenkains Magcal Watchdog
D&D cat says:
“Distract da Orc?!?!?! I’z get da Nornz to turn your Cheezburger into a bowl of Pink Jelleh!!!!!!! CHARRGGEEEEEE RINCEWIND..oh noes wait…dat’s Terry Pratchet, innit…bah, hear, hav sum Curreh. It’s Goblin-sauce too. *evil grin*”
Basement cat casts teh ebil sekrut spell on kitteh. Kitteh must remane in kapshun for 4d6 plus 67 rownds…and he suffers a blak noes
Nerd kitteh likz papr RPGs
git 20 on teh die nd u getz a critz strik!!