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Cheezburger Network Blog
smurf kitteh will keeeelll you in your sleep…
Cant sleep: Smurfkitteh will eats me.
u meen Smurfkitteh wurs tan klownzez?
Smurfkitteh teh werst ov awl!
rare white smurf kitteh is redy to keeeeeel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rare white smurf kitteh is redy to keeeeeel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kitteh slurps down six raw eggs*
*kitteh goes ten rounds with punching bag*
Gonna fly now…….flyin’ high now…..
ligers rock. check it out http://www.liger.org
Iz noo rapper frum teh hood-ie: Tabby-Ice, yo.
I iz keepin’ it real, homiz
werd up
Aice Aice Behbeh?
No, iz LL Kul Kitteh – Mamma sed nawk u aot!
It Tabintab, fresh off teh 8-Mile, yo!
Noes, iz Lil’ Miow Miow. Singzes noo hit “I’m a Flirt” with R-Kitty.
Izz cyute an klever re mark!!!1!
i is footrace cat
crouchin at startin line
waitin fer start gun
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines roaring, awaiting their time…
mmm
now i wants sum caek
[smak slurp]
I waz supposed to be poundin carcassez in deh meat lockr, but eated it…
ROFL- FTW!!!
Ha, YES!
yes indeedy perfect
he ated rockys dead meat
or something like that
OMG, itty bitty kitty sweatshirt iz da kyoooooootest!!!
Tonight, Rocky Kitteh faces his most vicious opponent…
Mutter Lang!
… not the vacuum cleaner?
TONIGHT ONLY - Rocky VS. the lazer pointer !!!
Totally reminds me of the old New Yorker cartoon where the kitteh is facing off with his little round, plastic rival: “So, the Diet Cola Cap has returned to face the Master….”
love it
furgit rocky n teh lazr
Chuck Littail returns fur anuther remash wif Ramcage Catson
YO! I LOL Big time at this!! Rokkie Kitteh is awesome!!!
My husband, who’s a website designer, is spending all his time looking at I can has cheezburger instead of getting on with designing websites! oh no!
An yet another victim has fallen prey to our evil plot!!! YIPPEE!!1!1!
i coulda been a cheezeburger…..
Is de eye of de tigah, is de feem of de fight, risin’ up to de chellenche of cheezburgers…
An’ da laz kno survyvur stalkinz prey in da nyte, an him watchin’ uz awl wif da EEEyeyeyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
Ov da TYYYYYyyyyyyygurrrrrrrrrrrr….
An’ finkin’ Take dis off me or I killz ur fambly.
OO you gots me dancin’!!
Nice
Next film be: “Kitteh Balboa and the fight against the vicious Turkey from the oven”
Tanks y’all. Nededddd deh larff.
suhweeet. thanks for totally making me spit my tea all over my monitor. awesome.
go clean your monitor, gen
Ha!! We ALL gots to do that now an then….or koff cause our coffee,soda or whatevur gots snorted when we LOL’ed!!! Git uze to it!
I nebber drink wen I read ICHC. Sinus full ob diet pepsi BURNZXXXORZ!
word. Alzo mak ize watr too much to seeing screen good.
dis neber problim fr meh
i drinks onlys Wimbex
now DAT made me need to cleen my screen
Windex??? Do not want!
I think if I put my kiki into a mini-hoodie the caption would read more like:
“LET ME OOT OF DIS TING ‘FOR I KILLS YEW IN YER SLEEPS BIOTCH!!”
But I think yours is better.
mine also..haha
I must say, as opposed to the normal embarrassing rainbow knitwear people subject their cats to, this is quite a snazzy hoody, and the cat appears to be rocking it proudly.
I know!! I saw this and thought… jeez, I better go out and get mah kittiz some hoodies, ASAP, this kitti be settin’ a TREND!!
I doubt my kitties would do more than kind of fall over… as they do with harnesses on…. but is supremely stylin’ kitty here, my kitties should be proud to wear this!!
LOL
yeah – I can see that happening ;o) “WOW – I look great in this ! I’m going to wear clothes ALL THE TIME !” LOL’S
Yea. I’d be ded by nao. and da kitteh wud be layin sidez me pwayin wit da string frum da hoodie.
I thinking so too. Kitteh much more k wit dis than most ikky “clothes”. Bein cool.
Jus hands ovah ur wallits nyyyyce an slowwwww and nobuddy get hurts.
Yo, gimme all ya munneez er the dawg gitz it.
Yo…mah meme is…mah meme is…mah meme is…lolcat shady
Lolcat Shady, a.k.a. Tabintab. FTW!
Is rappah kitteh Nomennom from moovie “Ate Mile”.
“Nomennom” omg such win.
Super win!
Nomennome “Ate Mile” o’ cheezeburgers for da win!!!!
Kitteh in da Hood!!!
superlatev win!!!1!
am i da onliest one who tink da kitteh’s face is just too CYOOT, no matter what it warin, to be a toughie? i just wants to cuddle him…. i tink he’s got his hoodie on cuz he’s getting reddy to go out to meet da cheezburger truck when its tinkles by
Cheezburgers! … outta truck? … I want! Kidz wud stampede ovr teh ice creemz man to get to a truck full of teh cheezburgers! Well … I wud.
(But can sav the ice creemz for de-zert?)
yeppers, da mice-creem truck comes rite along aftpurr da cheezburger truck! (i not remember who posted bout da cheezburger truck, but we thought it da BESTEST idea…. wish we knew what toon it plays tho….)
How ’bout “Farmer in the Dell” if onlee for the line, “…the cheez stands alone”
Silly, it play Cheezeburger in Paradise”!
wait. i logged into wordpress and now i’m animalfrend and not Annie. Howz dat happen?
Of courz! Neow I hungree…..nomnomnom. But MassCara, i tak a pass on ur “snotteez” — whoa!
Umm, dunno about the wordpress thing …
Anywayz … “Cheezburger in Paradise,” for the win!
Pleh – snotteez
As Homer would say “Whoo Hoo”
yep, ob course it be ‘cheezburger in paradize!’
Akshully wen I wenna collij in Noo Hampsha we hadda guy sellin’ burgerz outta his Winnabaygul. Soled um wit “snotteez” – cheezfryz. Mmm…collij fewd!!!11!
Ennybuddy rememah “Karl’s”??? Enny YU EN AICH Wyldkatz out dere??/?
ohhhhh… better than tabintab!
how u liek…
…mah pope hat?
What pope kitteh naem? Pope Pawl? Pope Leo? Pope Lionus? Pope Purrban?
If pope wuz kyute and kuddlesome kitteh, i wud convert to Cat-olicsm!
Tha jus a total win smackdown … aces, List Vet!
fbi mole kitteh infiltrates the klan
‘nother win!
AAADRIAAAAAANNN!!!! Bring meh a cheezebrgr nao!
KTHXBAI
Srsly, this kitteh has teh look like he is stalking something, yet can’t quite figure out why his prey is laughing so much…
he gonna spring cheezburglar outa da joint
and in da anshent days, when purrsians roamed wild, dey developed dere purrticular hunting style. dey wud wayt until some sleek, athletik-type cat brought down dinder. den acting as one, da purrsians (himalayans and zots hadn’t been discobered yet) would surround da predator and da prey, and meow so loudly and piteously dat da hunter would quit the kill in disgust–and da purrsians would dine at dere leasure.
and dems da stories dat da purrsians tell around da campyfires. (but dey not make s’mores, cuz you not wanna know how hard it be to get mushmellows out ob purrsian fur.)
Wunnerful storee!!!!! Poor kittehs….to neber no teh joyz of ’smores….wait, come to think of it I never had wun either!! Oh well….
IZ greet storee, 10! COL, u nevr had ’smores? SRSLY? Get outta here! Teh marshmello an choklat melting betweenz graham crackrs … diabeetus in a cookee. Ackshooly kinda sickenin.
yeah, aint it sad dat all da joy been taken out ob da tings dat were gud enuff fur us when WE were kittuns?
and it NOT a storee, it hisstorical fak–all da purrsians here swear it. (and iffen you knew dem, and twied fur a sekond to imajine dem supporting demselves out on da streets, well….. if one ob mine got out, dey’d take a hellophone wif dem, so dey cud call and habe pizza delibered to whateber tree dey were sleeping under)
an u tels dat to kid dese daiz, him not bleev u.
THC you sooooooooo need therapy. Habbnt I tol u that b4?
THC i wuz the animalfrend up dere but i’m me again nao. But both of us tink you needs halp!
Annie, I fink ur problum iz u signeded into WordPress as Animalfrend insted of as Annie. Now u
is basicallylly skrood. hahahaahaha
naa, i jus had to start ober is awl. “Annie” waznt abailable on wordpress, so i hadda git creatieve
“you habe reached TenHouseCats and Dissociates. we caint come to da fone right now, but iffen you leef a messij, one or more of us will get bak to you as soon as pawsible. kthxbai.”
AAADRIAAAAAANNN!!!! Oooh! Cheezbrgr! nom nom nom
YESSS! WIN!
Kitteh in da Hood is haf an haf…. one side o face says “Ya, dis be mah hood, Ah’m so down wivvit!” an de ober haf of face says “Oh, you so be dayed when AI gets dis ting off mes!!!!”
“Oh noes! mah buttums is cold!”
but are we sure this isn’t the hoodie chick from the pussycat dolls?
“doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me … ”
( … to side : “actually I really am hot – GET THIS DARN THING OFF ME !!!” )
Dressd lika gardin nome, waitin fer burds…
(I seekretly root fur teh burdies … don tell kitteh!)
Four thiz, you dies in ur sleep.
In trainin to be Catwomanz new sidekick. I kin beet up Robin any day.
fer dis, i peez in ur shoez
ya das moar lieks it
I is a bishup!
I can has swety armpit marks nao?
gotts to werk for dose
I’s on ur streeets
Jockin up ur biches.
I chased da chikun, Mick!
I kot da chikun, Mick!
I eated da chikun, Mick!
Gimme sumthin’ hard ta doo!
Da Teddee Bayr’z ded meet!
Jack.
Football cat is on your team, scoring your touchdownz
de debil wit da bleu hoodie on
(heard dat song on da radio lil bit ago)
I r undurcovr kitteh
infultraten ur gangz n keepin it reel
100th comment!!! Yeah! I
ADRIAN!!!, ADRIAN!!!!!
Will teh realz Slim Kitteh plz stand up?
I have to admit, I didn’t really appreciate this blog until today. The eye of the tiger has me hooked.
Austin of Sundrip
[...] Hey yo Mick! [...]
dey shoulda outlawl’d soufpaws
Awesome pic! I just love lolcats…
you DO know its
“its the eye of the tiger, its the CREAM of the fight”
not thrill
cream.
Look it up.
This cat wants to be an assassin *shush*